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All the time great Love story-1 2008-03-10 23:27:08 A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night.They loved each other a lot.....Girl:"slow down a little.. I'm scared.."Boy: "No, it's so fun.."Girl: "please..it's so scary.."Boy: "Then say that you love me.."Girl: "Fine..I love you..can you slow down now?"Boy: "Give me a big hug.."The girl gave him a big hug.Girl: "Now can you slow down?"Boy: "Can you take off my helmet and put it on? It's uncomfortable and it's bothering me while i ride."The next day, there was a story
in the newspaper. A motorcycle had crashed into a building because its brakes were broken. There were two people on the motorcycle, of which one died, and the other had survived...The guy knew that the brakes were broken. He didn't want to let the girl know, because he knew that the girl would have gotten
Rearrange the Letters 2008-03-10 23:26:28 This has got to be one of the cleverest e -mails I've received in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time orDILIP VENGSARKARWhen you rearrange the letters:SPARKLING DRIVEPRINCESS DIANAWhen you rearrange the letters:END IS A CAR SPIN MONICA LEWINSKYWhen you rearrange the letters: NICE SILKY WOMAN DORMITORYWhen you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOMASTRONOMERWhen you rearrange the letters: MOON STARERDESPERATIONWhen you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS ITTHE EYESWhen you rearrange the letters: THEY SEEA DECIMAL POINTWhen you rearrange the letters:IM A DOT IN PLACE AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAWWhen you rearrange the letters:WOMAN HITLER Is deadly at Scrabble................ If you like this post then please consider subscribing to my full feed RSS. You can also Read more:Letters
No title 2008-03-10 23:25:32 A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?" The mother answered: "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and all mankind came from them." Two days later she asks her father the same question. The father answered: "Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them." The confused girl returns to her mother and says: "Mummy, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Daddy says we developed from monkeys?" The mother answers: "Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his." If you like this post then please consider subscribing to my full feed RSS. You can also Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email and have new posts sent directly to your i
Eight Lies of a Mother 2008-03-10 23:25:05 This story begins when I was a child: I was born poor. Often we hadn't enough to eat. Whenever we had some food, Mother often gave me her portion of rice. While she was transferring her rice into my bowl, she would say "Eat this rice, son! I'm not hungry." This was Mother's First Lie. As I grew, Mother gave up her spare time to fish in a river near our house; she hoped that from the fish she caught, she could give me a little bit more nutritious food for my growth. Once she had caught just two fish, she would make fish soup. While I was eating the soup, mother would sit beside me and eat what was still left on the bone of the fish I had eaten; My heart was touched when I saw it. Once I gave the other fish to her on my chopstick but she immediately refused it and said, "Eat this fish, son! Read more:Eight
What is Effective Communication? 2008-03-10 23:24:35 Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest,may I smoke while I pray?"But the Priest says, "No, my son, you may not. That's utter disrespect to our religion."Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the goodPriest told him.Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may Ipray while I smoke?"To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all means."Moral : The reply you get depends on the question you ask.For Example: Can I work on this project while I'm on vacation? J If you like this post then please consider subscribing to my
All the time great Love story-2 2008-03-10 23:24:03 Nurse: "It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly gentleman, in his 80's, presented to have sutures(stitches) removed from his thumb.He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I (nurse) took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him.I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound.While taking care of his wound, we began to engage in conversation. Asked him if he had a doctor's appointment this morning somewhere else, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he n Read more:story
Guys will remain to be Guys!!! 2008-03-10 23:22:07 Lounde aakhir Lounde hee rahenge!!!Who ever it is!!!Guys will remain to be Guys!!!Enjoy this scene.. Our players caught completely..If you like this post then please consider subscribing to my full feed RSS. You can also Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email and have new posts sent directly to your inbox.Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email
A Car Without Driver 2008-03-10 23:21:35 it really happened.... This guy drives from Mumbai to Pune and decides not to take the new expressway as he wants to see the scenery. The inevitable happens and when he reaches the ghats his car breaks down - he's stranded miles from nowhere. Having no choice he starts walking on the side of the road, hoping to get a lift to the nearest human habitation. It's dark and raining. And pretty soon he's wet and shivering. The night rolls on and no car goes by, the monsoon rains are so strong he can hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he sees a car coming towards him. It slows and then stops next to him - without thinking the guy opens the car's door and jumps in. Seated in the back, he leans forward to thank the person who had saved him when he realizes there is nobody behind the wheel! Read more:Driver
UnAnswered Questions for Microsoft 2008-03-10 23:20:34 MAGIC #1An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on thecomputer which can be named as "CON". I think for "nul" folder also it will work(try it also)This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable. ..At Microsoft
the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE " CON " FOLDER------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----------------------------------MAGIC #2For those of you using Windows, do the following:1.) Open an empty notepad file2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)3.) Save it as whatever you want.4.) Close it, and re-open it.is it just a really weird bug? Confused?------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------------------------------------MAGIC #3microsoft crazy factsThis i
A Human resourse manager in Heaven 2008-03-14 07:03:45 One day while walking down the street a highly successfulHuman Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soularrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peterhimself."Welcome to Heaven
," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, itseems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had aHuman Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what todo with you.""No problem, just let me in," said the woman."Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is letyou have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choosewhichever one you want to spend an eternity in.""Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", saidthe woman"Sorry, we have rules..."And with that Read more:manager
How to recognise a male snake ? 2008-03-14 07:00:28 If you like this post then please consider subscribing to my full feed RSS. You can also Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email and have new posts sent directly to your inbox.Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email
An essay on indian cow 2008-03-14 06:58:41 You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this.This is a true essay
written by a candidate at UPSC ( IAS ) Examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian Cow.INDIAN COW He is the cow.The cow is a successful animal.Also he is 4 footed, and because he is female, he gives milks. He is same like God , sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. What can it do? Various ghee,butter, cream, curd,why and the condensed milk and so forth. And he is also useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species, and also his gober is much usef Read more:indian
Little Johnny's Story.... 2008-03-14 06:55:48 If you like this post then please consider subscribing to my full feed RSS. You can also Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email and have new posts sent directly to your inbox.Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email
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subservientprogrammer 2008-03-14 06:47:06 Hats off to the guys who developed this.Check out the following linkIt works only in Internet Explorerits really interesting.Connect to this link. u will c a person sitting in front of the computer.Type the words like "LAUGH" an d then press dispatch?..the person will dothat action .Like laugh u can alsoj try walk,run,sleep,eat,etc...............But it should be asingle word , you like this post then please consider subscribing to my full feed RSS. You can also Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email and have new posts sent directly to your inbox.Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email
Wanna become a smart Design Engineer 2008-03-19 00:02:49 Once a smart Design engineer and his Project Manager were traveling towardsOoty in a train. Just Opposite to their seat, a beautiful girl was sittingalong with her grand ma. With in some time, Eye-Eye interactions startedbetween our engineer & that girl. After some minutes, train started movingin to a tunnel and it was very dark.Suddenly, every body heard a Kiss sound followed by a sound of slapping..Every body remained silent, when the train came out of the tunnel.Grand ma thought that," The Guy is a rogue; how dare he is? He has kissedmy grand daughter! But my Grand daughter is genuine; she immediatelyslapped that guy."PM thought that,"I can't believe that this guy has kissed that girl! But itis unfair that she slapped me by mistake"That girl thought that,"I feel happy, when that guy kis
Old Weird looking Book seller on a Full moon night 2008-03-18 23:51:15 If you know some one staying in Pune let them know this. If you are In pune, do go through this story COZ, its a real one. Read this true story... and let everybody you know in and around Pune especially University Road ......... My friend lives in Deccan ... One day he went to University Road to Visit his uncle for some days as his parents had to attend a wedding in Lonavla. One evening he and some other of my college friends went to Adlabs for a movie. He had so much fun that he forgot that it's very late. He caught the last PMT to University Road ..... he reached University Road around midnight...... He had to walk about a mile from the bus stop to home.... As he was walking alone, he could sense that the night felt very creepy as it was so dark. While walking, he was astonishe Read more:Weird
Who is the guy who was hindering my progress? 2008-03-18 23:40:06 One day all the employees reached the office and they saw a big notice on the door on which it was written:"Yesterday the person who has been hindering your growth in this company passed away. We invite you to join the funeral in the room that has been prepared in the gym".In the beginning, they all got sad for the death of one of their colleagues, but after a while they started getting curious to know, who was that man who hindered their growth of his colleagues and the company itself.The excitement in the gym was such that security agents were ordered to control the crowd within the room.The more people reached the coffin, the more the excitement heated up.Everyone thought: "Who is this guy who was hindering my progress
? Well, at least he died!"One by one the thrilled employees got close
She, He...And a love story 2008-03-20 23:23:02 Friend: Happy birthday!She : Haan...tha......nk yo....u...was just getting up from the bed.Friend : Oh! That means I am the first to wish you!She : Naa! He has already wished me at 12 in the night.Friend : Who???She : Come on, who else, Nitin.Friend : Oh, ok. So, what's the plan for today?She : Nitin told me that he has a surprise gift for me for my Birthday. Andalso we are going to Flower Show today. I am excited! I have never seen theflower show that happens in Lal Baug. Actually that itself is the mostwonderful gift for me.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Friend : "Did you go to Palace grounds all the way from Basavanagudi, tosee Bryan Adam's show!!! Who accompanied you?"She : NitinFriend : By the way, who referred your CV in SoCrates? Read more:story
A bus conductor 2008-03-20 23:19:51 Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to boardthe bus,but he didn't stop the bus.Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and diedon the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capitalpunishment.He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. Theconductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given tohim. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set himfree, and he returned to his profession. After a few months, this time, a good lo! o
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What happens if 1 Rupee = 45 Dollars 2008-03-20 23:13:55 Enjoy with Future India after 50 Years.What happens if 1 rupee = 45 dollars !............ ......... ....Scene 1: Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/wSome software engineers are Watching some photographs. s/w engg 1 : What's that? s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India .. s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Mumbais/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also. s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life maan...s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs? Nearly 60K..... Say it in dollars... (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars) s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here. s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job. [Everybody excited.]SCENE 2: Venue: Sun Microsystems, S Read more:Rupee
porno poem 2008-03-20 22:43:56 John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife'sside of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and shewas downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he mightspoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into the room andasked him: 'Bring this note to your beautiful Mummy.' The note read:The Tent Pole Is Up,The Canvas Is Spread,The Hell With Breakfast,Come Back To Bed.Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son: 'Bring this toyour silly Daddy.' The note read:Take The Tent Pole Down,Put The Canvas Away,The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,No Circus Today.John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son totake it back to 'The lady in the kitchen'. The note read:The Tent Pole's Still Up,And The
What is the Fun about Indian premier league (IPL) 2008-03-24 06:52:42 Actually Indian cricket board started this IPL against Indian cricket League(ICL) which was started by subash Chandra of Zee Network to stop the monopoly of BCCI which is a private board for cricket, but I don’t know how much ICL earned but ICL made around 8 thousand crore rupees which is around two hundred crore dollars some players who doesn’t even played a match in international cricket has earned lakhs of rupees just to play seven to ten matches The most funniest thing is Symonds, Australian cricket hero earned the maximum amount of whooping 8 crore rupees who was said to be racially abused by Indian audience at various grounds in India when Australia toured in India, Australia is no more number one which was occupied by South Africa and followed by India, Now all the Australian
Confident vs. confidential 2008-03-28 08:33:11 A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident andconfidential? "Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend overthere, is also my son, that's confidential! "If you like this post then please consider subscribing to my full feed RSS. You can also Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email and have new posts sent directly to your inbox.Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email
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Meaning of a WIFE 2008-03-28 08:31:47 Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'WithoutInformation Fighting Everytime'!"Wife replies, "No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!"If you like this post then please consider subscribing to my full feed RSS. You can also Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email and have new posts sent directly to your inbox.Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email
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Brother wanted 2008-03-28 08:30:35 A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,"send me a brother"....Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"....If you like this post then please consider subscribing to my full feed RSS. You can also Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email and have new posts sent directly to your inbox.Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email
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Losing all your friends 2008-03-28 08:29:11 Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.He shoots his friend and kills him.Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends."If you like this post then please consider subscribing to my full feed RSS. You can also Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email and have new posts sent directly to your inbox.Subscribe to FUN PEN by Email
Confident vs. confidential 2008-03-28 08:31:00 A young boy asks his Dad, “What is the difference between confident andconfidential? “Dad says, “You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend overthere, is also my son, that’s confidential! “
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Meaning of a WIFE 2008-03-28 08:30:00 Husband asks, “Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means ‘WithoutInformation Fighting Everytime’!”Wife replies, “No, it means ‘With Idiot For Ever’!!!”
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Brother wanted 2008-03-28 08:29:00 A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,”send me a brother”….Santa wrote back, “SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”….
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