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1970-01-01 00:59:59
Real quick - I really like my logo. I think it sums up my attitude real well....


Welcome
1970-01-01 00:59:59
Okay so here we go. Wonder if this will get me fired....Anyway, welcome to Stupid Angelos. More to come soon
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About Me and the Blog
1970-01-01 00:59:59
Couple quick hits about me:Born in DCLived inside the beltway in MD until collegeWent to high school in DCLove the RedskinsLove the O'sRoot for the TerpsWent to college and still live in BostonMarriedThat's it. That's the list. This blog will not be me writing about me. This will be me writing stuff mostly about sports and hopefully funny sometimes. I will not write about my day. I will not write about my home life, or my commute, or my dog (I might break this rule), or my job, or anything like that. The only time I will write about me is when I do something sports related (expect if I play golf - nobody but nobody wants to hear about someone else' s golf game). I can't promise I won't bore you with fantasy details once in a while... Sometimes I'll write about non-sports stuff. I love music, politics, Madden, beer, slacking ummm...what was I talking about, I got a little distracted. Another thing, I do have a life. So we'll see how often I update this. I get the feeling it will


It Begins
1970-01-01 00:59:59
Where to begin. Well I guess let me explain the title. Those of you coming from Deadpsin know exactly where it came from but for those who didn't....Peter Angelos is an old decreptid dick who owns the Baltimore Orioles. Having grown up in DC/MD, I grew up rooting for the O's. Then this slick, ambulance chaser comes in and buys my team. At first, he takes the Daniel Synder approach (more on him later). Its fun, the O's make the playoffs. Then a little 12 year old bastard ruin my fun. Anyway, he takes the Synder approach again the next years. Again they makes the playoffs. Great team by the way.The 1996 - 1997 Orioles were a ton of fun to watch. Pat Gillick, as GM, brought in a slew of high quality players to compliment Cal - the greatest SS of all time. Great players, great manager, great GM, and even a great announcer (Jon Miller before Joe Morgan made him insane). Then the greedy lowlife dick decides he'd rather test the patience of one of the most loyal fanbases in all of basebal


First Ever Stupid Angelos Giant Douche Award: Boston - Stupidest City in America
1970-01-01 00:59:59
Stupid Angelos Giant Douche Award That's right, its the first annual...weekly...daily Stupid Angelos Giant Douche Award. The innagural winner is none other than Boston 's mayor Thomas MeninoFor the record, that is him on the right. This site is lucky enough to have an interview with our honorable mayor about the situation with the lite-brites in Boston.SA: Thank you so much for talking to us sir. I'm sure you are very busy todayMenino: unintelligible mumblingSA: Ummm, thanks. So what was the reason for Boston reacting in such an extreme manner to this ad campaign?Menino: unintelligible mumblingSA: Okkkkkkkkay. Did you realize that these small, harmless boxes had been in Boston for 3 weeks now?Menino: unintelligible mumbling chowdah!! unintelligible mumblingSA: So how can you explain the fact that many other cities had this ad campaign and did not react like Boston did?Menino: unintelligible mumbling *takes plain white envelope from a teamster*SA: What do you have to say to those of u
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Giant Douche Award - O'Niel Bell
1970-01-01 00:59:59
The second Stupid Angelos Giant Douche Award is presented to: O'Niel BellToday's lesson:Q: When is it time to find a new sparring partner?A: When they start throwing hachets at youOkay so lets review. Here are facts from this story:O'Neil Bell is the World Cruiser Weight Champion Larry Slayton is a 37 year old sparring partner to O'Neil Bell. The two were running in the woods. Apparently they like to run in woods full of bears because Bell had an ax with him to fend off bears There was an argument Bell throws an ax at Slayton Slayton runs away I don't even know where to go from here. There are two many jokes to make. So lets begin with looking at this from Slayton's point-of-view. This man needs to seriously re-examine his life. If you are 37 and a sparring partner, it may be time for some night-school classes. Or at least become a coach, why would you subject yourself to being beaten up so that the guy beating you up has a better shot of beating up someone else? Maybe its just


Talkers and the Talk That They Talk
1970-01-01 00:59:59
It was very tempting to just give Tim Hardaway the next Giant Douche Award. But this site is not meant to be just a collection of douches (ESPN has that covered). Instead I am going in a slightly different direction. Presented here are the top 5 sports people who need to shut the hell up. Now I don't want this site to be all negative (although it fits my sense of humor better). So I am also presenting the top 5 people who should speak more.Lets start with those who need to shut the fuck up. Narrowing this list down to 5 people was pretty tough. About 98% of people involved in sports talk too much and say really idiotic things. Here's the list:5. Len Pasquarelli This fat fuck makes the list for two reasons. One, he hates the Redskins. He blatantly hates the Redskins and their fans. I am not going to go into this in detail. If you want to read more on this, goto ExtremeSkins. Secondly, he allows his hatred to affect his Hall of Fame voting. Basically, he won't vote for Art Monk. Now a
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Baltimore Orioles Season Preview - Part 1
1970-01-01 00:59:59
Two reasons for this post:1) It is a site named after the O's owner. It was probably time to do a post about the O's.2) American Idol is on TV right now and Mrs. HoC is watching it. In other words, time for me to get away from the TV....Because I don't feel like posting a 19,000 word article, I am going to break apart the O's season preview into a couple parts. This post is first in the series highlighted various sections of the team that will culminate into my final prediction for the season. Today we discuss the starting pitching.Overall, the AL East has some of the best pitching in the league. Its not quite as strong as it was a couple years ago. Although the division still boasts names like Schilling, Mussina, and Halladay. So where does the O's starting rotation rank in the division. Not too shabby actually.Lets look over the starting pitchers for the O's. Note: Kris Benson will be ignored for this since I am assuming that he is done for the year.1. Erik Bedard If you don'
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Baltimore Orioles Season Preview - Part II
1970-01-01 00:59:59
Another night of American Idol, another long post here at Stupid Angelos. Coincidence? Yes, damn man - stop asking already.Anyway, tonight the crack staff here at Stupid Angelos looks at the bullpen of the Orioles . We reviewed the starting pitchers yesterday and discovered that the bullpen needs to be strong in order for this team to have any chance of success. Last year, the O's bullpen was the joke of the league. Sam Perlozzo has told stories of pitchers having high pitch counts in the first inning causuing concern. You just can't win with a bullpen like that. So any improvement in the bullpen will have a big effect on the team's overall success.How bad was last year's bullpen? Well lets see. Some of my favorite stats are: losing record, ERA over 5, tons of walks, more hits than innings pitched, and a low number of strikeouts. In other words, the exact opposite of what you need in a bullpen. So your team has the worst bullpen in baseball? What do you do about this? If your the O
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Baltimore Orioles Season Preview - Part III
1970-01-01 00:59:59
We've talked about the starting pitchers and the bullpen. So now the question is, will the O's have the offense and fielding to support the staff. Lets find out...Today I am going to focus on the infield. Actually, the 2006 O's infield was pretty good. Wow, that statement is pretty sad when I look back on it. I have to point out that a part of the O's team didn't completely suck balls. Stupid Angelos. Anyway, 3 of the 4 positions were fielded by above-average players last year. Unfortunately, first base was a disaster. First was Javy Lopez (see pic) and he was followed by Kevin Millar. Just kill me. But whatever, this is not a recap of 2006, this is a positive look forward to the new and improved O's of 2007So lets look at the O's infield position by position.Third base - Melvin MoraThe man who looks like he always wants to cry is actually a very good third basemen. And if my wife had quintuplets, I would probably look like him too. Anyway. he has been a steady offensive force
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Baltimore Orioles Season Preview - Part IV
1970-01-01 00:59:59
Well here we go, the final part of the season preview for the Baltimore Orioles . So far I reviewed the starting rotation, bullpen, and the infield. Today class, we are going to learn about the outfield, DH, and catcher. Why is the catcher lumped in with the outfield you ask? Because I fucking forgot to include him with the infield, okay?!? Happy?Lets get goingCatcher - Ramon Hernadez Ummm....he's fucking good. I will admit that when the O's signed him, I wasn't exactly doing backflips of joy, ya know. But he is a real solid prescence behind the plate with a laser, rocket arm. And his offensive numbers are really nice for a catcher (20+ hrs & almost 100 rbi). When I look at his stats, my favorite number is 144. That is how many games he played last year. When your team has a catcher who is good offensively and defensively AND he stays healthy, then you have a good thing going. Lets hope he keeps it up. If he played on a different team, there would probably be a little All-Star buzz w
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5 Stories I'll Be Watching
2007-03-02 02:15:00
Ahhhh spring in Boston. That means its snowing out right now (2-4 inches expected). I'm not kidding. And I moved here why?Today was the real beginning of spring training when teams begin playing each other. We get our first looks the new additions, the young unknowns, and the veterans ready for another year on the battlefield.As teams prepare anew for the yearly dance, let us prepare as well for some of the more interesting plots of the new year. These stories will capture our attention as the year progresses and represent some of the reasons that baseball is our national pastime. For this post, I am going with all positive concepts so there will be no mention of steroids, Sen. Mitchell, or Barry Bonds. No, just as the teams get to look at the sunrise of this year with hope and optimism, so do we.1. Young SuperstarsBaseball is currently blessed with an abundance of young talent. Players with such gifts as to conjure images of Griffey, Clemens, and Ripken. Yes baseball can sit back and
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Today's Reason Why ESPN Sucks
2007-03-01 02:18:00
This is a really negative article about ESPN. So let me preface this by saying that overall, ESPN still rocks. I go there for a lot of sport's news and facts. The website was instrumental in putting together my O's Season Preview. But I feel that the quality of the product has been declining in the last few years. So today I present:Things from today that exemplify why ESPN sucks now: 1)Okay so this almost because another Giant Douche Award to Scoop Jackson for his pathetic column today that conveniently plays the race card in order to avoid a serious conversation about the dangerous combination of sports, youth, money, sex, drugs, and violence.I don't want to go on a rant here but....I am so fucking sick of that happening. Some bad shit went down in Vegas this weekend but according to Scoop. nothing happened and anyone saying so is a racist. Fuck him. That column was such a cop-out. According to every report (both valid and unsubstantiated), Vegas was a mess this weekend.So Scoop,
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Blog Update
2007-03-09 02:10:00
No new post tonight. Why you ask?inhalesBecause I am fucking doing a fucking project fucking plan for fucking work on Microsoft fucking Project.FuckThis is me right now -
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Exposing Joe Damato as an Asshole
2007-12-20 12:46:00
Just posting this link to help this guy's name come up on Google as a asshttp://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/12/ksk-mailbag-joe-damato-is-moronic-hole.html
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