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More like “Trash” Spice, according to Katie Holmes 2008-03-07 12:47:10 The robot slave of Tom Cruise and her fashion programmer mentor, Victoria Beckham, have had a bit of a falling out lately.
Formerly BFF’s forever, Katie
and “Posh” have been seeing very little of one another after Katie referred to “Posh’s” tattoos as “trashy.”
(The Horror!) Read more:Trash
, Spice
, Holmes
, Katie Holmes
Brian Warner set to marry Evan Rachel Wood! 2008-03-05 08:58:59 He of ambiguous gender and she of ambiguous movie fame have confirmed rumors of their ambiguous engagement.
Too ambiguous for you?
So, who is BrianWarner
?
Who is Evan Rachel
Wood?
Kate Beckinsale’s favorite part: Pharoah’s Tomb 2008-03-03 13:00:53 Kate Beckinsale has a secret hidden within the darkest recesses of her person.
A secret so special, so great, that only a handful of the worthiest men to grace the planet have ever been so fortunate as to gaze upon it’s wondrous glory and envelop themselves within a cocoon of the purest ecstasy that man could [...] Read more:Kate Beckinsale
Scarlett Johansson for sale! Name your price! 2008-03-01 11:01:48 Nerds all over nerddom have a reason to feel a little better after last week’s revelation that soft-core, pop artist, Moby had dated Queen Amidala herself, Natalie Portman.
It seems that ScarlettJohansson
is going up for sale. On eBay!!!
(Not that any true nerd could afford her having spent all the cash he doesn’t spend on [...] Read more:price
, Scarlett Johansson
Social Climbing in L.A. 101: Knock Britney up! 2008-02-29 13:06:30 Adnan Ghalib seems to think that Kevin Federline has it all figured out.
So much so that he decided he would follow in the footsteps of the rapper (I know, right?) by getting Britney
pregnant (allegedly!) and then relaxing and waiting for the offers to come rolling in! Read more:Social
, Knock
Reader’s Choice: Paris is the dumbness! 2008-02-28 09:12:35 Thanks to all who voted the past two days!
What we see is that as of this morning, after 280 votes in our poll of dumbest celebrities, Paris
Hilton wins with 166 votes!
That’s 60%!
Her nearest competitor in the poll which featured, Paris, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Gene Simmons, was Britney, and that was with 94 [...] Read more:Reader
, Choice
Beauty, by Winehouse 2008-02-27 09:15:14 Amy Winehouse
is putting out her own line of “Beauty
” products.
I should just stop there, but here we go anyway.
So, those of you who want to look like you’ve just been dragged out of [...]
(in Seinfeld voice) What’s the deal with Jodie Foster? 2008-03-12 09:46:40 26 years after the assassination attempt of President Ronald Reagan by Jodie Foster
stalker, John Hinckley, it appears Foster has a new stalker wishing to perform a violent act to harass, or maybe to impress the actress.
Did you see that!? It’s Robbie Williams! 2008-03-11 12:22:54 Pop stardom doesn’t satisfy the curiosity of British Pop Star RobbieWilliams
.
He is deciding to say goodbye to pop music fame and devote his time to searching for life from other galaxies.
Katie auditioned for the role of Tom Cruise’s beard! 2008-03-10 10:33:57 Yes, that’s right.
To be the wife of the largest closet case in America, you have to be an A or B-lister, and still have to audition.
Katie
Holmes was one of several starlets including Jennifer Garner, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, to be considered to even audition for the role of Tom Cruise
’s “wife.” Read more:beard
, Tom Cruise
No Federline for Broadway! 2008-03-14 10:11:04 Kevin Federline
has gained enough notoriety for himself that he no longer needs to be referred to as Britney’s ex, or Britney’s baby-daddy, but I just did, so what the hell!
The back-up dancer-turned-rapper, turned-fame-leech, turned-actor (and only good at two of those) has tried to take his acting (for lack of a better word) skills [...] Read more:Broadway
JenOwenifer get all “cuddly-wuddly” 2008-03-13 10:50:13 On the set of their new film, Marley and Me, Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson were seen getting all “huggy-wuggy” in between takes.
Shia LaBeouf is smokin’ right now! 2008-03-24 14:57:53 Shia LaBeou, star of Transformers and that movie with the holes, oh, and that one film where the guy next door kills people, plead not guilty to a charge of smoking in California. Read more:LaBeouf
Demi Moore to uses leeches to remove dark humours 2008-03-28 11:20:51 Maybe she has a time machine, or maybe she just thinks that they knew more back in the 1100’s, but Demi Moore
is a fan of leeching, an antiquated, yet recently revived medical process whereby leeches are applied to the body to remove “toxins.”
It seems that when the body has an imbalance of humours, leeches [...] Read more:Demi Moore
Tom Cruise is hazardous to your health! 2008-03-27 11:42:14 Exposure to Tom Cruise
may include the following: dizziness, anxiety, delirium, nausea, inability to sleep, irritability, homosexual thoughts, and suicidal behavior.
Use extreme discretion, and by any means do not operate a vehicle or heavy equipment for up to 8 hours after exposure to Tom Cruise
.
Britney Vanilli: Human/Cyborg entertainment model 078-3 2008-03-26 11:08:50 Former front man for Black Flag /actor/ author and spoken word fellow, Henry Rollins claims that Britney
Spears does not sing on her albums!
Rollins is claiming that from information he has gleaned from sound engineers over the years, the voice on Britney’s albums is not hers, but that of an older black woman. Read more:Cyborg
, model
“Johnny” Depp, slang for condoms 2008-04-01 11:09:51 Johnny Depp has been offered upwards of $10 million dollars to be the spokesperson for Trojan condoms!
The folks at Trojan believe that since Johnny is such an advocate for safe sex, and a sexy bloke to boot, he would be the best representative the brand could hope for. Read more:Johnny
Singing and sweating suck 2008-04-04 17:36:27 If you pant and are short of breath when exercising, you’re doing it wrong.
You should be singing! Karaoke!
Billy Blanks Jr. – yes, son of Tae Bo shill Billy Blanks – has combined the worst in exercise with the worst in music to create Cardioke. Leave it to the son of an infomercial huckster to combine [...] Read more:Singing
Jennifer Aniston is all about Jennifer Aniston 2008-04-03 11:34:40 Jennifer Aniston is opening her own production company, Echo Films, to make films she’ll be starring in.
She should change the name to Narcissism Pictures.
It just rolls off the tongue better. Read more:Jennifer Aniston
Sharapova craves for Orlando Bloom! 2008-04-02 16:05:04 So screamed the headline in news.com.au. The sexy tennis sensation had this to say bout Bloom
, “I really like him a lot in a few of his movies and I actually got to Read more:Sharapova
, Orlando
LPGA don’t want no sex in their game 2008-04-08 11:47:17 Can women make golf sexy?
Why, hell yeah!
Especially if they have one of their stars baring it all.
Natalie Gulbis is the new sex symbol in the LPGA.
However, the USGA says, “nay!”
Hilary Duff stings John Cusack 2008-04-07 16:51:50 You’ve seen the clip of Hilary
Duff’s new movie, “War, Inc.” How can anyone resist watching a 20-year-old former tween star drop a scorpion down her skimpy shorts?
Anyway, did you notice John Cusack
’s jaw dropping to the ground? Cusack, who turns 42 this year, can’t resist either.
This begs the question — why would John Cusack, [...] Read more:Hilary Duff
Lindsay Lohan to play herself in next film! 2008-04-07 11:09:23 Lindsay Lohan
has been hired to play a sex-crazy waitress in her next film appearance.
OK, so she’s not a waitress, but according to former boyfriends, Lohan is a sex addict, so that’s two out of….whatever. Read more:Lindsay
, herself
, Lindsay Lohan
Disney milks High School Musical, hard 2008-04-09 17:07:41 >
With Disney
already working on “High SchoolMusical
4” and “High School
Musical 3: Senior Year” on its way to theaters, Disney is squeezing every last penny it can out of this strangely successful franchise.
What will The Mouse slap the High School Musical name on next? World News Tonight?
Consider the number of HSM products already [...]
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