Owner: Brett and His Typewriter URL:http://www.typewriterbrett.com Join Date: Tue, 22 Jan 2008 19:17:53 -0600 Rating:0 Site Description: Brett abuses companies and organizations via his actual typewriter and the USPS. Site statistics:Click here
Not dead... 2008-02-27 13:31:00 ...I just wish I was. I've been sick for the past nine days, and I'm not getting better.My guess? My manhood is just too massive, and my heart can't handle it anymore.Actually, it's looking like tonsilitis or mono. I tried to write a letter last night, and I couldn't even keep my hands up. Cusssses. More as soon as I'm able.
Brett Proudly Presents The First Annual Golden Sleeve of Wizard Award 2008-02-04 15:20:00 As one might colloquially say, Bud Light done fucked up. I present this internationally renowned award of shame to Bud Light for their "Ability to Fly" commercial. This commercial had all opportunity to offend and be funny. Instead, it was lamer than Christopher Reeve's legs and Al Gore's personality combined into one flaccid member. Watch this commercial and observe as the once-funny Anheuser-Busch makes sure not to offend Auntie Mildred's Pampered Chef parties. Read more:Brett
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The Brett M Jensen Awesomeness Institute Archives Has Opened! 2008-01-25 08:50:00 The BJAI has opened the doors on its newest facility!Presenting The Brett
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. This 405-story monolith to greatness will be completed later this afternoon. (The lead engineer's life depends on it) The structure is to house letters not featured on the website's front page. They haven't moved to retirement. They've just moved to the tallest structure on earth. You can access these little trips into pant-wetting nostalgia by navigating to archived letters on the right bar, or by clicking "Older Posts" at the bottom of the front page. Only the 25 most incredible (read: Newest) letters will be featured here.Oh yeah, and kiss my ass. Read more:Opened
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