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Twister 2008-02-15 14:48:15 Ah Twister
, what fond memories we have together. Many many memories… Ahem, yes, anyway here is another one of those massive classics that have been around forever and we all still love it today. The difference here is that like the Simpsons, this one appeals to adults and children for very different reasons.
Actually that is true only to a certain extent. Naturally, kids love playing the game
Diner Dirt Busters 2008-02-15 14:31:28 The Diner
– a classic piece of Americana. But the majority of us won’t have been lucky enough to have experienced the full fat flavour of Barbara-Jean’s Waffles and Maple Syrup or her infamous Smoked Nova Scotia Salmon Omelette. For those of you who have, you’ll be fully aware of the mess that you can make whilst tucking in to your hearty brunch. It’s either wait for the ‘Hooters T-shirt clad’
Buckaroo 2008-02-15 14:30:26 Hola mule-ito como estas? It’s time to let this mule make a mockery out of me and moo. Sorry we mean “you”. That clever alliteration made no sense at all. We present to you another cult classic game from the eighties but with a little hint of new school in the way of 3 brand spanking new skill levels - just to add a bit of spice to the Mexican mix. Ole!
The old ones are generally the best (
Wall Mounted Spirit Measure 2008-02-01 06:28:24 If you're anything like us we're sure you fancy a good old drink (or five) every now and again. Wouldn't it be just fantastic if you could have your own butler to knock one up for you? Well, for those of us who haven't got the space for our own private bar or the thousands of pounds it would cost for your very own personal penguin we have got the next best thing, the Bar Butler! In true Del boy Read more:Mounted
, Measure
Beer Bottle Goblets 2008-02-01 06:04:26 Ode to beer. Beer beer glorious beer we love you when you're not dear. Bottle bottle bottomless bottle we love you when you are not clear. Clear as in empty like not much not plenty, that is how much we love beer. Hum. Quite.
What is the point of this lyrical frivolity I here you cry and what does it have to do with the Beer Bottle
Goblets. Well, it’s all about the celebration of beer drinking.
Beer Cage Puzzle 2008-01-31 18:28:13 Most of us love beer. Some even adore it while others hate it. Someone very yellow even mutters the words “ummmmm, beer” quite often. Whether you like the stuff or not, there is no doubt you would derive much pleasure from denying a beer lover his or her precious elixir. You sadist, you… If you are this sort of person, then the Beer Cage Puzzle
is an evil gadget of beer-depriving fun that is
Half Yard of Ale 2008-01-31 18:23:12 Calling out around the world, are you ready to get really sloshed. Summer’s here and the time is right to go drinkin' in the street. Okay so David Bowie and Mick Jagger didn’t sing those exact words but perhaps it’s what they were trying to say. Perhaps… In any case, you can be sure they tried one of these crazy beer glugging glasses in their lifetime.
The Half Yard of Ale or 'Forty Five
Keyring Corkscrew 2008-01-31 18:18:08 Cork and screw. Two words that don’t exactly sound massively interesting. Okay so the word screw has several connotations, however put the two together and you get something altogether more appealing. And this diminutive Keyring
Corkscrew is proof of that.
New government legislation states that each individual above the age of 21 must bear a bottle-opening device of undisclosed nature at all
Fridge Magnet Bottle Opener 2008-01-31 18:08:39 Take a look at your fridge. What do you see? A whole load of small magnets that depict all manner of merry things. A bit messy though isn’t… well why not go all Japanese on your fridge by reducing the clutter and simplify the décor. Once that’s done, stick this fantastic FridgeMagnet
Bottle Opener
on the door.
The Fridge Magnet Bottle Opener is a gorgeously-designed stainless steel bottle
Ice Tankard 2008-01-31 18:03:14 Warm beer bad, cold beer good. This is a rule that should be second nature amongst humans, but still to this day there are situations that arise where warm beer is unavoidable. Okay so if you’re out in the park it’s understandable but should you be at home, there is no excuse. Luckily, the Ice Tankard is here to help thanks to its clever inner compartment that holds freezing gel. Keep it in the
Ring Thing 2008-01-31 17:49:01 Rings and the act of opening beer bottles could conjure up all sorts of illicit activities. But the ring in question here is of the metallic kind and is probably one of the most important beer glugging accessories of the 21st century. That's right, it opens beer bottles - or any non-twist bottle top for that matter! Invented in Germany -that other beer-swigging nation, the Ring Thing
is set to
The Beer Belly 2008-01-31 17:39:35 How to carry a four-pack into an alcohol-free zone? How to be a very naughty boy and not do as you’re told? These are questions that were asked of the designers who came up with this very clever and o-so-useful gadget. And thank the lord they did. The Beerbelly may just be the saviour we were waiting for.
You’d be excused for thinking this is just a fake beer belly that someone will buy if they
Don't Break the Bottle 2008-01-31 17:31:27 The consumption of wine has been going on for the odd few millennia. This is a fact. Well we’re here to put a stop to this immediately with a crazy contraption called Don’t Break
The Bottle. Together we can stop all the bottles in the world from being de-corked and guzzled by the masses. Er…, bit extreme really so we won’t be condoning that course of action. Might lead to war… Instead, we will
Party Shooter 2008-01-30 17:34:10 If you've never experienced the effects of the Bottle Bong PartyShooter
you've seriously got to start getting out more! This amazing little drinking contraption will shoot your chosen tipple down your neck at a seriously amazing rate. The boffs in white coats reckon it fires liquid down your throat at a whopping 256% quicker than usual.
Sounds complicated? Well it's not, all you've gotta do is
Inflatable Fatties 2008-01-30 17:31:26 This is probably the most fun you can have with a set of 4 AA batteries and a ton of nylon. Become an overweight ballerina, a giant sumo wrestler or a podgy (who ate all the pies) referee at the push of a button with these Inflatable
Fatties. They have an onboard fan that inflates them in next to no time at all. Perfect. Forget about dodgy wigs, glasses and fake moustaches because Inflatable
Beer Bands 2008-01-30 17:14:22 All beers are created equal, or so it seems when you're trying to find yours at a party. Luckily for beer drinkers across the globe, our good friends at Fred Worldwide have come up with the solution! Just stretch a beer band around your bottle or can and separate yourself from the pack! Beer Bands
are durable, reusable stretchy moulded rings to fit bottles, cans and even wrists!
There's nothing
Cool Shooters 2008-01-30 17:14:01 What could be cooler than a shot glass made of ice? The simple answer is nothing! Cool Shooters
are literally the coolest set of shot glasses in the universe. Now you can add an ice cold nip to your favourite sip with this set of easy pop out, ice mould shot glasses. Prepare to give your drinking sessions a crispy cold kick and an ultra cool edge with these groundbreaking Cool Shooters!
Cool
Plastic Pourers 2008-01-30 17:13:24 Okay the topic is drink again. Does anyone actually talk about anything else over here in the U.K.? Apart from the weather… Well anyway, imagine this: tonight you are throwing a party, everything is ready. Roughly 500 trillion girls are gonna turn up, and you are going to be the daddy with your world-famous cocktails. Or like us, you probably bought a cocktail book yesterday and have been up all Read more:Plastic
Beer Hammer 2008-01-30 17:13:06 So you've been banging nails into walls all day and it's just no fun! Whether you're up town, on site or you're just putting up a shelf for your Nan, its thirst quenching work! But you're in work mode now and you're just trying to get the job done, that bottle of 1664 is winking at you and you can't be naffed to go and find a bottle opener. But do not fear, our beer guzzling friends, you have Read more:Hammer
Beer Key Bottle Opener 2008-01-22 14:31:01 Beer. One of the most important discoveries in the history of humankind. We honour the god of beer everyday in the quiet of our homes, in the hustle of a public house or the bustle of a house party. But a terrible plague is sweeping the nation. Wherever you may be there are times when the need for an emergency bottle opener is felt.
This situation happens so often that it’s quite frankly Read more:Opener
Chocolate Russian Roulette 2008-01-22 11:38:59 Eating chocolate is not the sort of thing you'd associate with nail biting anticipation. Since the release of ChocolateRussian
Roulette, things have certainly changed in the world of a chocolatier. Chocolate is no longer gooey soft centres and strawberry cream inners, it's reached greater heights and newer levels with one hell of a hot chilli causing a serious stir!
There are twelve chocolates
Oxygen 2008-01-22 11:38:34 In an old French film, two travellers from the 12th century arrive in our time and the first thing they do is turn their noses up and comment on how bad the air smells. If that really is the case then luckily for use we have gotten used to the foul stench of our air.
However, it is pretty obvious that air quality has been deteriorating over the years. This is where an O-Pur Oxygen
canister may
Hot Dog Roller 2008-01-22 11:37:27 Sausage? Anyone for... sausage? This is a great little gadget that will spice up your life no end. The Hot Dog Roller
is a rather authentic looking replica of those old hot dog stalls. Only difference here is that it won’t take up your entire living room. Just a little bit of a table.
We all love a hot dog and this red and white mini-stall has been specifically designed to cater for all your
Candy Floss Maker 2008-01-22 11:35:52 Look into my eyes, not around the eyes, in to my eyes. You’re under. Reach back in time to your childhood when the funfair really was fun because your stomach was stronger (probably due to lack of alcohol damage) and you could sit on those rides with no problems at all. Now think candy floss and how the outing was never complete without it. Hummmm candy floss. When you wake you will remember Read more:Candy
Blingalix 2008-01-22 11:34:51 What do you do when have just bought your third Lamborghini and haven’t a clue what your next toy will be? Or perhaps you just want a bit of excess once in a while? Either way, why not go crazy and consider some candy bling in the shape of our barmy Blingalix range, the 24K Gold Lix lolly and the Pearl lollipop.
All that glitters is gold even when it comes to candy apparently. This translucent