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The Top Ten Reasons Why This is the Last List for The Daily Top Ten. 2008-02-21 08:25:00 10. Writing these lists takes up way too much of my spare time.
9. I'm starting to get burned out.
8. I would rather spend the time and creativity on something else.
7. It's getting stale.
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The Top Ten Conclusions to Be Drawn From Oil Hitting $100 a barrel. 2008-02-20 09:08:00 10. $200 is probably not very far off.
9. Having a car with good gas mileage doesn't seem so geeky anymore.
8. Oil companies are making way too much fucking money.
7. There is surely a...
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Fidel Castro's Top Ten Retirement Plans. 2008-02-19 09:25:00 10. Take steps to crush the monopoly Che Guevara has in the lucrative "Latin American Socialist Icons" t-shirt market by promoting his own t-shirts.
9. Start a website selling those big ass cigars...
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The Top Ten Messages a Moustache Sends Out to the World. 2008-02-18 08:26:00 10.
I'm a porn star.
9.
I'm avante garde.
8.
I am the walrus.
7.
I am very, very gay.
6.
I should've been born in the 70's.
5.
Keep me away from children.
4.
I've got...
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The Top Ten Reasons Why People Don't Read Books Anymore. 2008-02-15 09:06:00 10 With the internet, video games, movies, porn, iPods, 500 channels on satellite TV, manga, magazines, graphic novels, etc., all vying for people's attention, books are a hopelessly antiquated way...
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The Top Ten Items That Don't Need to be Brand Names. 2008-02-14 10:18:00 10.
Socks. They're socks for fuck's sake! They get stinky and last no more than a few months before they're riddled with holes.
9.
Underwear. Nobody can see your underwear when your...
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The Top Ten Reasons You're Not Having Sex With Your Valentine. 2008-02-13 08:29:00 10. You can't remember the last time you shaved your back.
9. All that internet porn is sucking your libido dry.
8. Your philosophy that "my significant other should accept me as I am" is more...
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The Top Ten Things You Can't Fake. 2008-02-12 09:17:00 10.
A Sense of Rhythm.
9.
Common Sense.
8.
A Refined Sense of Taste.
7.
Competence.
6.
Intelligence.
5.
Musical Ability.
4.
Interest.
3.
Creativity.
2.
Knowledge...
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The Top Ten Replies by Teachers to the Adage "Those Who Can't Do, Teach". 2008-02-08 09:52:00 10. Actually, those who can't do sit in a cubicle and surf the internet all day under the pretense of working.
9. Those who want to piss off a teacher, need to do a little better than that.
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The Top Ten Potential New Nicknames for the Perineum. 2008-02-07 10:37:00 What the hell is a Perineum? It's the area between your anus and your genitalia, an area of the body that seems to be curiously under-appreciated. After all, how many people actually know what it's...
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The Top Ten Stereotypes the Japanese Have of Foreigners. 2008-02-06 08:30:00 Around a month ago, I posted a list titled The Top Ten Observations Foreigners Living in Japan Make About the Japanese
. I've decided to examine the flip side, by listing ten stereotypes that the...
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The Top Ten Annoying Habits of Parents with Small Children. 2008-02-01 10:58:00 10. Use a photo of their kid as their profile picture on the internet.
9. Insist on repeating every single, stupid thing that their child said, despite the fact that it isn't nearly as cute when...
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The Top Ten Signs You Have an Unhealthy Obsession with LOST. 2008-01-31 08:18:00 10. You insist on using only capital letters whenever you write the title of the show down.
9. You have maintained daily posts on your blog, going into details about each episode and explaining...
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The Top Ten Opening Lines From Novels About Monkeys. 2008-01-29 09:31:00 10. Suzy Wilson knew from the moment she handed the screwdriver over to the monkey that nothing good would become of it.
9. It was a windy, September morning when we received the shocking news of...
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The Top Ten Reasons Men Don't Wash Their Hands After Using the Toilet. 2008-01-28 08:51:00 10. If your fingers come close to, but never actually touch, anything dirty, then washing your hands is unnecessary.
9. If you wipe yourself with your fingers safely behind a layer of toilet paper,...
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Time to recharge the batteries. 2008-01-25 21:59:00 Hello! Thanks for checking out the Daily Top Ten and I hope you have enjoyed all the lists. My creative batteries
are in need of some recharging so I will be taking the weekend off, which is...
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The Top Ten Things Overheard at the World Economic Forum in Davos. 2008-01-24 11:42:00 10. Surprise, surprise! Bono is wearing those orange glasses!
9. Holy Shit! I just saw Bill Gates with an iPod touch!
8. Yeah, Rice's ass is definitely getting bigger.
7. I just arrived from...
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Ten Haikus Addressed to Celebrity Scientologists. 2008-01-23 10:16:00 10.
Hey Jerry Seinfeld.
Are you really a member,
Or are you a Jew?
9.
Beck, what the fuck, man?
You're an awesome musician.
Please be agnostic.
8.
Nancy...
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The Top Ten Signs You Have a Man Crush on Brad Pitt. 2008-01-22 10:09:00 10. You've found yourself arguing with someone about whether he looks better with or without a beard.
9. You more often than not use the phrase "not that I'm gay or anything, but he's a good...
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