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British Uniforms Banned Amidst Beheading Threats 2008-03-07 11:37:39 The British
government has caved to Islamist extremism against the British Royal Air Force (RAF) Wittering in Peterborough. There have been incidents of verbal abuses against the RAF servicemen, and in response, the RAF management has ordered their servicemen not to wear uniforms in public.
This is not the first time servicemen have been given such [...] Read more:Banned
, Uniforms
Scientology Fraud Exposed Ex-Scientology Kids Speak 2008-03-05 16:07:42 ExScientology Kids
I was born. I grew up I escaped.
This is the header of the new website www.ExScientologyKids.com
They explain right from the beginning that they are attempting to be non-judgmental, but that doesn’t mean non-biased. The three women who started the website; Kendra Wiseman, Jenna Miscavige Hill and Astra Woodcraft explain that they grew up [...]
Jack Nicholson Hillary Clinton Video 2008-03-03 23:00:37 This is just great. Leave it to jack to put together a video for HillaryClinton
. We all know that Hollywood celebrities are not always the best judges of our country leadership, but maybe we should make an exception for Jack. Here’s Johnny:
We’ll keep you informed of this and other entertaining news.
addthis_url [...] Read more:Hillary Clinton
David Motari Marine Puppy Toss Video 2008-03-03 22:03:06 Here’s a video that was obviously staged, yet people have become very incensed by its existence. It wasn’t a good idea to make this video. Staged or not, the person or people responsible should be punished. It demonstrates that the American Soldier is an evil creep that should be despised. If the video is [...] Read more:David
, Marine
, Puppy
Time Change DST Costs Money 2008-03-03 12:55:15 Daylight Savings Time clock change is 2am on Sunday March 9th. Spring Forward, means put your clock ahead one hour effectively leading you to adjust your natural sleep schedule to get up one hour earlier. If you ask people what advantage comes from daylight savings time, most would tell you the main purpose is to [...] Read more:Change
, Costs
, Money
, Time Change
David List Videotapes High School Girls Bathroom 2008-03-12 17:40:52 David List, teacher at Mills High school in San Mateo California, used a closet in his classroom that has a common wall to a bathroom to videotape female students. After a search of the teacher’s home, he was arrested on drug charges. The video has been locked away in a safety deposit box until more [...] Read more:David
, Girls
, School
Dawn Wells Marijuana 2008-03-11 16:45:42 Sing along …
the Millionaire
and his wife,
the Movie Star,
the Professor and Mary Jane,
er wait I meant Mary Ann.
Freudian slip? Dawn Wells
played the part of Mary Ann in the 60’s TV hit Gilligan Island. On February 29 she was sentenced to five days in jail and $410.50 according to the Associated Press.
Dawn was driving home from [...] Read more:Marijuana
Jenna Jameson Sexy Peta Pictures Pleather Yourself Video & Pictures 2008-03-10 13:16:47 Peta stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. JennaJameson
is posing for shots in a Peta campaign called: Pleather Yourself
. Pleather is apparently plastic leather. So while PETA forwards the ethical treatment of animals they are also furthering global warming. Pleather is made of plastic. Plastic that comes from crude [...] Read more:Jenna Jameson
, Pictures
Craigslist.org Not Liable for Illegal ads 2008-03-16 16:32:25 In a return to common sense, a federal appeals court has found that Craigslist is not liable for discriminatory housing ads posted on its site. A group of Chicago lawyers sued the website because some of the ads contained on the website included notices that discriminated against minorities. A three judge panel of the Seventh [...]
Madonna Divorce: She’s Leaving London for New York 2008-03-16 14:34:44 Madonna is splitting with her English husband Guy Ritchie and is moving back to New York. Guy Ritchie didn’t show up at Madonna’s induction to the Rock “n” Roll Hall of Fame and rumors are floating of their eminent break up. According to sources the split is amicable, it is just that the couple have [...] Read more:Leaving
, Madonna
Charles Manson Murders New Gravesides Discovered 2008-03-16 13:36:01 Charles Manson
was well known in the 60’s for the murder arrest and conviction of what was called at the time the “Manson Family” Tate and LaBianca Murders
which happened over a period of two days. Charles Manson and his band of mostly women, killed among others, Sharon Tate, an eight and a half month [...] Read more:Charles
Paddy’s St. Patrick’s Day Corned Beef and Cabbage 2008-03-15 14:11:43 St. Patrick
’s Day is Monday March 17th 2008. St. Patrick is the Patron saint of Green beer and Chicago River Coloring. With an editor who goes by the name Paddy
Wallbouncer, you’d expect that theFutonPoncho would probably be one of the best places in the world for a recipe of Corned Beef and Cabbage
. Use [...]
John McCain: Terrorists Might Try to Sway Election 2008-03-15 13:07:15 Newsflash: in Springfield, Pennsylvania yesterday; McCain
.htm">John McCain
says he worries that terrorists might try to sway elections. Hey John, don’t you think that has already happened? He goes further to say that the sway will take place in the form of increased attacks in Iraq.
Terrorists
are going to continue their attacks in Iraq no matter [...] Read more:Election
Businessman Sues for Lapdance Injury 2008-03-18 19:33:20 Oh Baby -thank you Stephen Chang. You just helped us identify another possible recipient for theFutonPoncho award! Mr. Chang was at Hot Lap Dance Club near Madison Square Garden when the stripper swiveled and smacked him in the face with the heel of her shoe. The Associated Press contacted the manager of the Hot Lap [...] Read more:Businessman
, Injury
, Lapdance
Visa IPO Price Set 2008-03-18 18:50:44 About $44 per share, and 17.9 billion dollars in market capital. It’s just the natural course of things. Create a company that is based upon building up debt. Get the debt up to record levels! Just as it looks as though major defaults may be around the corner, spin the company off in an IPO! [...]
Elliot Spitzer Naked Pictures 2008-03-20 06:09:19 All you need to do is see the 1996 movie The People vs. Larry Flynt where Woody Harrelson plays Hustler Magazines Boss Larry Claxton Flynt Jr. and you’ll understand why Larry is probably hands down one of the best examples of a true fit for an all time futonponcho award. Most people know that Larry [...] Read more:Elliot
, Pictures
, Spitzer
Ritalin and Aderall lead to Harder Drugs 2008-03-26 10:30:49 Picture Dennis Hopper in the scene from the Quentin Tarantino movie True Romance,” yea, it’s a fact, hey… now I’m quoting history here…”
Wasn’t it a few years back we were all hearing how Marijuana and alcohol use leads to harder drugs? –and by harder drugs it was usually understood they meant heroin? Er wait, not [...] Read more:Drugs
, Harder
Prison Terms for Eye Exams 2008-03-26 10:19:09 theFutonPoncho may be gear to wear when your head is in the air, but it might also be something you put on to shield you from the outrageousness of everyday life in America. Everywhere you turn, laws are being enacted to “protect us” from the outside world. Has anyone thought to take into account how [...] Read more:Prison
, Terms
We Found the Jesus Christ Formula 2008-03-31 06:47:41 theFutonPoncho staff have been scurrying in feverish preparation for the events surrounding the Chicago Cubs Home Opener, so please excuse the neglect. We’ll be back sometime next week. In the meantime, we thought it was important to let you know that we’ve discovered the JesusChristFormula
, and thought you might like it too. Here’s [...] Read more:Jesus Christ
Oksana Pasha Grishuk Pictures GBH Date Rape Drug 2008-04-22 16:47:16 Pasha Grishuk Holds Olympic gold medals from the 1994 and 1998 events. Now 35, living in Southern California, a half of a dissolved GBH pill was discovered in her drink at a California Hotel. Pictured here is Oksana with her 1994 skating partner Evgeny Platov
We’ll keep you informed of this and other entertaining news.
Have you [...] Read more:Pictures
I may have found Stacy Peterson’s Blue Barrel? 2008-04-22 14:56:56 I may have found StacyPeterson
’s Blue Barrel
? This story submitted by Dave the Gitride.com guy
I ride the Grand Illinois Trail. I do it almost every day -weather permitting. The Illinois and Michigan Canal joined Lake Michigan with the Illinois River and eventually to the Mississippi river in the mid 1800’s. By some accounts, the [...]
Guy Forces Wife to Dress in A Garbage Bag? 2008-05-12 22:18:42 Guy forces his wife to dress in a garbage bag for the next three years. Yes, can you believe it? Guy forces wife to dress in a garbage bag (for three friggin’ years!) Then he posts pictures with a background French accented heavy breathing theme music. I can just hear the wailing now..
Deep male voice slowly: [...] Read more:Forces
, Garbage
Elaine Davidson Guinness Record Most Pierced Woman 2008-05-21 09:07:47 Elaine DavidsonGuinnessRecord
Most Pierced Woman. This photo is listed as one of the most oft emailed pictures on yahoo recently. The picture was taken in Edinburgh Scotland where Ms. Davidson shows off a few of her five thousand nine hundred and twenty (5920) piercings!
theFutonPoncho wonders “how do you sleep at night?”
We’ll keep you [...] Read more:Elaine
Don’t Ever Talk to the Police 2008-10-13 09:49:58 Don’t Ever Talk to Police
It’s counter intuitive, but you should never under any circumstances talk to the police. Anything you say can be used against you. But did you know this: By the rules of the American system of Justice and evidence, anything you say in your favor to police specifically cannot be used in [...]
I’m voting for the party of Hot Chicks! 2008-10-13 09:27:21 As if a website character called Paddy Wallbouncer could even vote… If I were more than just an imaginary creation I would vote for the party of Hot Chicks
! Undecided’s unite! When choosing a candidate go to the least common denominator and decide for yourself. Americans: Do you want to be represented by people who [...] Read more:Hot Chicks
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