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Value of timing 2008-05-25 14:25:32 Brought to you by the monkeys at : World for fun
Value
of timing
Value of timing 2008-05-25 14:24:53 Brought to you by the monkeys at : World for fun
Value
of timing
Lost Puppy 2008-05-25 14:23:15 Brought to you by the monkeys at : World for fun
Lost Puppy
the buyer! 2008-05-25 14:23:13 A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the storelaughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there’sno law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it’s a good thing.
The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, andonce again he leaves the store [...]
Awesome….The Wedding night 2008-05-25 14:23:13 Sipho gets married and on his wedding night he calls his Father for some tips on what to do, since he has never been with a woman before. So what do I do first?His father: Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed. 5 minutes later Sipho’s on the phone again. She’s naked [...]
Wife or Mistress 2008-05-25 14:23:12 An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he [...] Read more:Mistress
Very Confusing! 2008-05-25 14:23:08 Woman A : My Third husband looks like my First husband.Woman B : How does your First husband looks like?Woman A : He looks like my Third husband.Woman B : ??
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Very Confusing
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Indian Midget Dancer 2008-05-25 13:08:57 This Indian midget has got the moves..I don’t have much info about this clip except that the man in the cot is a famous and popular Indian actor ‘Rajnikanth’..Oh Man! i like his style of lighting up the cigarettes in movies
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Indian Midget Dancer
Elephant ride 2008-05-25 13:08:57 Elephant in the truck?!?!…Never heard or saw such things but probably it happens in India
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Elephant ride
New TV 2008-05-25 13:08:57 While visiting Santa’s house, Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a smaller model.Thinking that perhaps the larger set has broken down, Banta asked why the small one was there.
“Oh,” Santa replied, “I have decided to watch less Tv.”
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New TV
OH NO!! 2008-05-25 13:08:57 Sardarji finds cigarette in his daughter’s room: OH NO SHE SMOKES…he exclaims
Then finds whisky bottle and again he exclaims,”OH NO SHE DRINKS”…
Can you imagine what our Sardarji finds next???
A condom!!!
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OH NO!!
Egg Dispute 2008-05-25 13:08:57 There was once a Indian and an Pakistani who lived next door to each other. The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen’s eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in [...] Read more:Dispute
Disk Full 2008-05-25 13:08:57 Santa and Banta work in a software company. One day, they were to move their m/cs to another building. Banta was having a tough time carrying his machine.Santa : “My m/c has 500 MB disk. See how easily I am carrying it. Yours has just 250 MB. Can’t you carry even this much?”Banta : “But [...]
Faster than the Japanese’s blah blah blah… 2008-05-25 13:08:57 There was a Japanese
who went to India for sightseeing.
On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport.During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi.
Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan !!!.
After a while, [...] Read more:blah blah
Funny Indian Road Signs 2008-05-25 13:08:54 Funny road signs somewhere in India.
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A Bengali and a Punjabi In ICU 2008-05-25 13:08:52 A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition.
Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point [...] Read more:Punjabi
Shopping in burma bazaar 2008-05-25 13:08:52 One sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in burma bazaar.
His tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price.
Sardar went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Sardar [...] Read more:Shopping
Buses In India 2008-05-25 13:08:52 You have seen trains in India
(atleast in the pictures) , now check out buses in India!
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Buses
In India
Sardarji in cybercafe 2008-05-25 13:08:52 Once sardarji entered a cybercafe to check his mails.It was crowded so he had to wait.As he waited he saw a man checking his mails.He stood behind him and watched.The man typed his password and was waiting when sardarji cried out “Yes yes I know your password.I can read your mails now.“Surprised the man asked [...]
Laloo’s Son Marriage Proposal 2008-05-25 13:08:52 Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son.
Laloo: I want you to marry a girl of my choiceSon : “I want to choose my own bride”.Laloo : “But the girl is Ambani’s daughter.”Son : “Well, in that case…… Yes”
Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani
Laloo : “I have a husband for your daughter.”Ambani : “But my daughter is [...] Read more:Proposal
Fifteen inches curtain 2008-05-25 13:08:52 Sardarji enters a store that sell curtains.
He tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.”
The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally, he selects a lovely pink [...] Read more:Fifteen
, inches
Laloo’s Son Marriage Proposal 2008-05-25 13:08:51 Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son.
Laloo: I want you to marry a girl of my choiceSon : “I want to choose my own bride”.Laloo : “But the girl is Ambani’s daughter.”Son : “Well, in that case…… Yes”
Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani
Laloo : “I have a husband for your daughter.”Ambani : “But my daughter is [...] Read more:Proposal
Message on the birthday cake 2008-05-25 13:08:50 Banta Singh wishes to observe his wife’s birthday by holding a party. So he goes to arrange a birthday cake.
The salesman inquires him what message he prefers to* use on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and tells: Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.
The salesman demands, “How do [...] Read more:Message
A letter to Bill Gates from Banta Singh 2008-05-25 13:08:50 Dear Mr Bill Gates
,
This letter is from BantaSingh
from Punjab. We have bought acomputer for our home and we encountered some problems, which I want to bring toyour notice.
1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account andwhenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but [...] Read more:Bill Gates
What is your favorite flower? 2008-05-25 13:08:50 Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa Singh were standing together. An Englishman came up and asked, “Hey guys, what is your favorite flower
? ” The Hindu replied, ‘Lotus’ ‘Ha, I wipe my shit with that! ’ the Englishman jeered. The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower. The Muslim replied: [...]
jumping on bed 2008-05-26 11:05:17 Brought to you by the monkeys at : World for fun
A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping onher bed and squealing with delight. Her husbandwatches her for a while and asks, “Do you have anyidea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matterwith you?”The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says,“I don’t [...]
Life’s Little Successes 2008-05-26 11:05:17 Brought to you by the monkeys at : World for fun
Life’s Little Successes
At age 5 success is not peeing in your pants
At age 10 success is having friends
At age 16 success is having your [...]
Shot the wife 2008-05-26 11:05:16 Brought to you by the monkeys at : World for fun
“So let me get this straight,” the prosecutor says to the defendant, “you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man.”
“That’s correct,” says the defendant.
“Upon which,” continues the prosecutor, “you take out a pistol and shoot your [...]
Proposal 2008-05-26 11:05:16 Brought to you by the monkeys at : World for fun
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years.
One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. These two [...] Read more:Proposal
Answering machines: comedic or groantastic? 2008-05-26 05:09:51 Brought to you by the monkeys at : World for fun
Everyone who has had an answering machine has put at one time or another a comedic message on it bellow is a collection of some of the best.Roses are red, some willows weep, please leave your message, after the beep
“Hi, we aren’t in at the [...] Read more:machines
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