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25 Interesting Things That You Learn About Computers only in The Movies 2008-04-24 15:01:11 1. Word processors never display a cursor.
2. You never have to use the spacebar when typing long sentences.
3. All monitors display 2 inch high letters.
4. High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such governmental institution, have easy-to-understand graphical interfaces.
5. Those that don’t will have incredibly powerful text-based command shells that [...]
The Men’s Guide to female English 2008-04-29 08:15:37 We need = I want
It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure… go ahead = I don’t want you to
I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
You’re … so manly = You [...] Read more:Guide
, English
The Women’s Guide to male English 2008-04-29 08:13:29 I’m hungry = I’m hungry
I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy
I’m tired = I’m tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex [...] Read more:Guide
, English
, Women
Shooter gone wild 2008-05-06 06:11:35 This guy can shot my eyebrow from 100 meters while i’m running
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Another fine news :D 2008-05-05 15:35:15 I dunno why I like to brag,but I just need to do it
Hehe,my site just got tiny little number 3 in Google Pagerank from 0
Also I won 1st prize in one nice competition on General Marketing Blog ,and prize is 1 year hosting and free .com domain name,so as soon as [...]
World’s Best Quotes About Sex 2008-05-07 15:09:22 I just found this amazing quotes of famous people I like to share with You:
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
- Tom Clancy
“You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me neither.”
- Steve Martin
“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have [...] Read more:World
, Quotes
Logo design-failed 2008-05-08 14:20:56 Does this needs further explanation?
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Technorati Tags: funny images Read more:design
Underground Announcements 2008-05-11 15:58:36 Well I do not know if the following is real or not, but they make for a good laugh!
“To the gentleman wearing the long grey coat trying to get on the second carriage, what part of ‘Stand clear of the doors!’ don’t you understand?”
At Camden town station (on a crowded Saturday afternoon): “Please let the [...]
An update! 2008-05-11 11:07:36 Just a small update; sorry about the lack of posts; were busy sorting out the new server. Those of you who followed the banner link may have noticed some issues!
We are working on them now, till then keep it locked here and we hope to see you soon at our new home!
Hot to ask for a raise 2008-05-11 16:17:01 Dang it only if this method worked! then again I would have to find an office job I suppose…
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.
I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of your worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .
I am [...] Read more:raise
The Geeks Guide to Picking Up Girls 2008-05-11 16:05:46 Man this made me laugh hard (I was surprised that I understood a lot of them)
1. You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
3. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
4. If [...] Read more:Geeks
, Guide
, Picking
, Girls
Underground Announcements 2008-05-11 16:03:10 Well I do not know if the following is real or not, but they make for a good laugh!
“To the gentleman wearing the long grey coat trying to get on
the second carriage, what part of ‘Stand clear of the doors!’ don’t you
understand?”
At Camden town station (on a crowded Saturday afternoon): “Please
let the passengers off the [...]
Logo design-failed 2008-05-08 14:20:56 Does this needs further explanation?
.
Technorati Tags: funny images Read more:design
World’s Best Quotes About Sex 2008-05-07 15:09:22 I just found this amazing quotes of famous people I like to share with You:
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
- Tom Clancy
“You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me neither.”
- Steve Martin
“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have [...] Read more:World
, Quotes
The ponderings of George Carlin 2008-05-15 07:12:03 ‘Bloody brilliant’
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”
Whoever coined [...] Read more:George
, Carlin
, George Carlin
How to ask for a raise 2008-05-11 16:17:01 Dang it only if this method worked! then again I would have to find an office job I suppose…
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.
I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of your worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .
I am [...] Read more:raise
Big List Of One Liners 2008-05-19 10:31:42 In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
Don’t believe everything you think.
Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.
Wipe your mouth. There’s still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
Shhhh…that’s the sound of nobody caring what you think.
If you have something to say, raise your [...] Read more:Liners
Reply to a rejection letter 2008-05-19 06:30:15 When applying for a job we have all be rejected at least once; we always get that nicely worded letter that basically says NO. Well I wonder what would happen if replied in the following manner.
Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109
Dear Professor Millington,
Thank you for your letter [...] Read more:rejection
Remember Things by Association 2008-05-19 03:05:18 An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.
A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him.
“What was the name of the Instructor?” [...] Read more:Remember
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