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Would You Be My Neighbor and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 2008-05-16 04:59:50 THIS is why I pay $4.00 a gallon for gas…
Yes, that IS the train I take back and forth to work. Or rather, it would be.
Her mother said, “Not MY baby!” Then, she was shown the video.
Then, her mother said she was bipolar.
I’m bipolar. Should I rap? Should I air-slap?
Where my do-rag at?
Kisses,
Maxine
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The Boss, the iPod and Everything 2008-05-16 04:59:27
It is no secret that I love my iPod
.
Actually, I love all my iPods. I have backups, just in case.
When I bought Miss Celie, I wasn’t concerned about the color or any of that shit, but wanted to make sure that it had a jack for my iPod so that I could listen to Foghat [...] Read more:Everything
The Boss, the Half-Day Off, and Everything Else 2008-05-18 20:23:07 It’s Sunday night. My mood darkens with the sun’s inevitable decline. I can set clocks by it - the accuracy of my Sunday night mood change is on par with that of an atomic clock. Tomorrow is Monday. Soon, I’ll be required to return my rental glass slippers to the store at the mall, and [...] Read more:Everything
A Note About Services… 2008-05-18 18:42:20 Ya’ll, I’m still getting back into the swing of things, and Saint Gradon the Bigot (it’s his new name, like St. Francis of Assisi) took the camera to Mississippi last weekend and I forgot to recharge the batteries and I need a new wig and just haven’t had time, with all my shopping for Emmanuel [...] Read more:Services
Words of Wisdom from Gradon Bunker 2008-05-18 07:11:31 Saint Gradon loves to watch the news. I don’t know why, since all it does is piss him off - I guess he likes being pissed off. Which should be easy, since he lives with me.
Anyway, this morning, he was watching the news while I was upstairs in the “library” and I heard him start [...] Read more:Words
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Happy Birthday To Me… 2008-05-17 03:09:30
First, Fart Blossoms, thank you ever so much for letting me know how much I was missed. It means the world to this old bitch.
And thanks for lettin’ me know where my doo-rag at.
So, on to other, more important things.
Saint Gradon surprised me for my birthday by taking me shopping for a new wardrobe - [...] Read more:Happy
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No title 2008-06-22 11:26:40 And with that last post (see below), I have a sad announcement to make.
After much hemming and hawing, I’m shutting down the House of Ill Repute.
This wasn’t an easy decision to make, ya’ll, but between school, my new job, managing my ever increasing debt load (damn Best Buy - damn them to hell!) and trying [...]
I’m Leavin’ 2008-06-22 10:31:03 I finally did it. I left him. And her.
Mister and Missus are in the rearview mirror.
It was actually a tough decision to make, and in the end, all went well. We left each other on good terms and as friends. I was an adult. A professional. I didn’t tell anybody to kiss my fat, white [...]
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