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Crack Found in Man's Buttocks 2008-02-09 06:48:00 Crack In The Butt: Maryland Man Accused Of Hiding DrugsSaturday, February 02, 2008WBAL Radio as reported by Leonard Roberts and Associated PressPolice searching a downtown Hagerstown home found a man hiding 15 plastic bags of crack cocaine in his buttocks.Pierre Lynch, 20, of Washington, D.C., was searched after he went to a home on Charles Street Thursday night.Police had gone to the home after officers saw suspected drug dealing in the area, Sergeant Jim Robison said.Lynch was charged with possession with the intent to distribute crack cocaine, possession of crack cocaine, possession of drug paraphernalia, obstructing and hindering and making a false statement to police officers.NOTE: The man in this story should not be confused for the man in a previous entry on this blog: The man pictu
A couple that was made for each other... literally. 2008-01-12 10:20:00 Twins Separated At Birth MarryA pair of twins who were adopted by separate families as babies got married without knowing they were brother and sister, a peer told the House of Lords. A court annulled the British couple
’s union after they discovered their true relationship,Lord Alton said. The peer - who was told of the case by a High Court judge involved - said the twins felt an “inevitable attraction”. The former Liberal Democrat MP raised the couple’s case during a House of Lords debate on the Human Fertility and Embryology Bill in December. “They were never told that they were twins,” he told the Lords. “They met later in life and felt an inevitable attraction, and the judge had to deal with the consequences of the marriage that they entered into and all the issues of the Read more:literally
As Different As Cats & Dogs 2008-01-11 15:55:00 A DOG'S DIARY:7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!A CAT'S DIARY:Day 183 of my captivity. My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the
Funning With Scissors 2008-01-11 15:37:00 A quote from the mother of the child who drew the attached picture: "This is my kindergartner's artistic rendering of a pair of scissors.I wonder what his teacher thought. And I am so dang proud ofmyself. I allowed myself just a small smirk when he showed itto me. I waited until he was out of the room before laughing sohard I started to cry!" It's definitely a tool of some sort...
Are the bathrooms bigger in Texas, too? 2008-01-11 14:10:00 Texas Chili Cook-OffWarning!!! If you can read this whole story without laughing out loud, then there's no hope for you.Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a chili cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio city park.These notes are from an inexperienced chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cooking contest. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to Read more:Texas
I Witness News 2008-01-11 14:04:00 "And in other news... wow, this is uncomfortable." Read more:Witness
Moses, Mount Cyanide, & The Ten Amendments 2008-01-11 12:51:00 The Bible explained by kids - The truth has been redefined! In case you're a little foggy on your biblical history, let our junior church students help you with this complete overview of the Bible, compiled from their essays:In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, 'The Lord thy God is one,' but I think He must be a lot older than that. Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!' and someone did. Then God made the world.He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren't embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been invented yet. Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden. I'm not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn't have cars. Adam a
Beach Balls 2008-01-11 11:59:00 + =A very good reason to never order bacon again. Read more:Beach
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Possibly THE greatest name ever... 2007-12-27 15:45:00 "Undercover police will be going into park restrooms trying to snatch up men 'in the act'.If convicted, these men could be sent to prison... a place where such behavior could never, ever be allowed to happen.We will now ask our expert panel for their opinion....What do you think of thisDick Humpolick?"
Fresh produce... really fresh 2007-12-27 13:37:00 Yes, this ad is real."Excuse me, sir. I'd like two of your fresh
est pineapples... and how much are your kumquats?" Read more:produce
Keeping abreast of the situation 2007-12-27 13:29:00 (The name is pronounced as the Hispanics say... "Hey Suse".) Everyone sing along..."Jesus loves the little children,All the children of the world,Red and Yellow, Black and White,They're all precious in His sight,Jesus loves the little..."
Coming Under Fire 2007-12-27 13:18:00 Ralph: "If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side." Norton: "When you come down the street, there AIN'T no other side!"From "The Man From Space" episode of 'The Honeymooners.
Mr. & Mrs. Peter Wang 2007-12-27 12:59:00 Peter
Wang's family is from Wadsworth! Where else could they be from.Brandy Wang?"Next up on the main stage is Brandy Wang... followed by Crystal Chandelier and Sharon Cox."
Reasons to NOT hyphenate your names 2008-04-29 07:49:00 Boone's Farm Country Kwencher, $1.99Mad Dog 20/20, $5.49Trojan (3-pack), $2.79Shotgun Wedding, PricelessDomestic abuse or self-love for the groom? The ceremony was officiated by Mayor McCheese. "Although a rare occurrence, men who experience an erection for more than 4 hours should seek immediate medical attention."A match made in heaven... or maybe in Larry Flynt's imagination.Their kids will be little assholes.He experienced an erection for more than 4 hours and did not immediate medical attention. Behavior like that will get you thrown out of most "gentlemen's clubs". Which way did they go? Which way did they go?You could always try to distract yourself by thinking about baseball scores. "And any time you feel the pain, hey, Jude, refrain Don't carry the world upon your shoulders Wel Read more:Reasons
Great pictures from The Bob and Tom Radio Show website 2008-04-28 14:41:00 The empty sign makes me think that there is womb available in this plaza... Attendance is expected to be low for the final three days of school. What is the best feature of this forkin' restaurant? I'm gonna stay away from the widescreen plasmas.Udder genius! Is this place closed 7-10 days every month? ...and masturbation = penalty strokes. ...and leave the money on the nightstand. Some advice: Buy your dark rum somewhere else. I wouldn't but tires from dis cunt or dat cunt. The tuna is 'char grilled' because they got too many complaints when the tuna was too red. Read more:Great
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Texas man arrested after trying to cash $360 billion check 2008-05-03 15:22:00 FORT WORTH, Texas
(AP) -- Charles Ray Fuller must have been planning one big record company.The 21-year-old North Texas man was arrested
last week for trying to cash a $360 billion
check, saying he wanted to start a record business, authorities said. Tellers at the Fort Worth bank were immediately suspicious (well, give them a big gold star for being IMMEDIATELY suspicious) -- perhaps the 10 zeros on a personal check tipped them off, according to investigators.Fuller, of suburban Crowley, was arrested on a forgery charge, police said. He was released after posting $3,750 bail. (Why not $3.75 billion?)Fuller said his girlfriend's mother gave him the check to start a record business, but bank employees who contacted the account's owner said the woman told them she did not give him permission
Mystery still surrounds lake wedding shootings 2008-05-29 08:11:00 (Obviously, it was in the south...)Mystery
still surrounds lake wedding
shootings (Not your typical shotgun wedding) The Associated Press - Tuesday, May 27, 2008 A shooting at an outdoor wedding ended in chaos as a man sped off to find help for the three victims loaded into the back of his pickup. (redneck ambulance?) Arriving Pope County sheriff’s deputies found a woman lying in the truck’s b
Another unfortunate name... 2008-06-24 09:36:00 Richard M. Spittler, age 79, died peacefully at home surrounded by his loving family on June 21, 2008. (It's safe to assume that "Dick Spittler did not choke to death or die from a protein overdose.)
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