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Much better, I'm sure. 2008-03-16 14:49:14 Goobie decided that I was way too attractive, and thought she'd help me out a bit by slamming the back of her head into my mouth while she was sitting on my lap, chipping my tooth. It's not very noticeable, but it's there.She's always looking out for me. Better her than some jealous bitch in Target that goes into a rage because I'm so much sexier than she is and decides to knock all my chompers out./sarcasm.It's alright.I got her back.Pushed the hell out of her little ass in the driveway./lying.
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My Computer is Broken. 2008-03-19 13:42:36 Woe is me.Blog is on sporadic hiatus until further notice.I'll pop in and out.Love you. Mean that shit.P.S. If you want to donate to the 'help Maria get a new computer fund', there's that little paypal button over there on the side bar. I'll take a dollar - whores usually aren't choosy.AND! I'm moving when I get back.To Immoralmatriarch.com .
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They will fucking tear you apart. 2008-03-21 14:32:53 I'm needy. It's something that J. hates about me.I love outside validation because my elf esteem is lacking.I need to hear 'you're pretty', 'you're smart', 'you're funny', etc.And in one of my attempts to garner a little ego boost I decided to submit my blog to this review site I ran across.'Ask and You Shall Recieve'. Actually it's 'I-will-fucking
-tear-you-apart.blogspot.com'. So it's a pretty risky thing to submit your blog to them. Odds are, they will, you know, fucking tear you apart and all.But that made it better for me. I mean, if said they liked me, I knew they weren't bullshiting me - they truly liked me. Especially with me being a stay at home mom.And they did.Actually, they fucking love me.How estatic am I?I read the review with this huge koolaid smile on my face like 'Fuck yes!
A few Notes... 2008-03-24 17:22:24 To those of you that have donated, I really appreciate it. You honestly have no idea. It's really touching when people think that much of you. I think you're all awesome, and the fact you don't know me at all, but know me enough to try to help with something as silly and mundane as getting a new computer so that I can continue polluting the world with nonsensical babbling via the internet makes me want to abandon my cynicism and believe that there is still hope for society. [Read: Annddd...I still love the rest of you that haven't clicked that Paypal button over there just as much as I always did. You can't buy my love...only my devotion.]Not only am I computer-less, but now I have nothing to watch on television for most of the week. Yes, The Tudors' new season starts next weekend, but ala Read more:Notes
So, people... 2008-03-27 16:22:28 I have a question for you. Ask your friends...Do you think that everyone has bisexual tendencies, or thoughts or desires?Or rather - do you think that everyone has had them at some point?Just curious. My buddy and I had differing opinions on this topic last night, and she believes I'm nuts. I won't tell you what I think until I get some responses.------------Another buddy of mine, Jenee - who stole an award from me [and whom I love dearly] created a little button to solicit funds. If you'd like to put it on your blog, just copy the code in the box and paste it where you'd like....
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Haiku. 2008-04-04 18:50:25 i used to like them...now i anathematizeevery, single fight
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Alright people... 2008-04-02 17:53:53 I enjoyed reading all of the comments on the last post - but I had to share this one in particular with you because it made me laugh so hard my Jolly Rancher became lodged in my throat and I almost died:"I'd let anyone go down on me. Woman, man, goat. Whatever."-- Avitable If I had an award, I'd give it.That's a fucking classic statement right there. And this is coming from Me - Maria - someone who is so freaked out by bestiality [no, it's not beastiality you numbnuts] that she once had to pull her car over and vomit on the side of the road when listening to a guy on Howard Stern describe a donkey show he saw in Mexico. *shudders*Okay, on to my personal opinion regarding universal bisexuality:I do not believe that every person is or has considered being bisexual.I think that there are pe Read more:Alright
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Rape is wrong. Right? 2008-04-06 13:03:52 Chris Brown is too young for me. I believe he just turned 18, but I'm not sure. Either way, I want that boy. I don't care how old he is. He's just sexy. Sex. Eey. I've been telling people that I want to rape him for years now. The way he moves...I mean, if you can dance like that, you have to be able to work it horizontally, am I right? Am I right?Well...I had almost forgotten my pedophiliac desires, but then I saw this. And now, they are back in full friggin' force.I'll make you a deal:If you hold him down, or at least slip him the roofie - shit you can bang him over the head with a cinder block, I don't care - I'll let you have a second go at him.Agreed?[Disclaimer: I know rape is wrong.]
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Bulleted Bullshit. 2008-04-05 17:46:15 I was tagged. By MizSassy. Because she loves me. So much that it's her laptop that I'm on right now - she let me borrow it until I get my own because she misses my online presence so very much. *winks*So here I go.These are the rules:1. Link to your tagger and post these rules on your blog2. Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog, some random, some weird.3. Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blogs.4. Let them know they are tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.J. and I are contemplating a pretty unconventional method of marriage. One that consists of monogamy and shared income and all of those married things, but also two separate households. He lives one place, and I live somewhere else. It was his suggestion, and I'm attempting to Read more:Bullshit
Taking the old, making it new. 2008-04-08 13:09:47 For about a year and a half now I've blogged solely on MySpace. I've decided that before ImmoralMatriarch.com, I will transfer majority of the blogs that I have there, over here in order to make it easier to import them to Wordpress when I'm ready because I'll be deleting them as I move them, and also to give you all new things to read on days when I don't feel like writing. Such as today. *snicker*When I was young I slept with a Koala. I loved Koala Bears and I’ve always wanted to go Australia and observe them in their natural habitat. It was the main reason I wanted to become a zoologist as well. The Koala’s name was Scruffz. I named him that because instead of being soft and cuddly, he was hard and scruffy. For 6 years he was my favorite toy. I kept him even when his eyes started to Read more:Taking
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Untitled. 2008-04-08 13:09:27 She was 15 years old. It was late spring. The lukewarm days were starting to become hotter and more humid. School was almost over, and she had survived her freshman year with straight A's, an intact reputation and a pretty solid social life. That was probably because she was never allowed to go out and get into any trouble. It was a small town though, and there wasn't much to get into anyway. The high school basketball season was winding down, but the rivalry between her school and the one across town was as strong as ever. Fights broke out at every game; every after party was segregated by team colors and the only neutral territory was the McDonald's on the main road. After one of these games was the first time she'd been allowed to go out with her friends in months. She was so exc Read more:Untitled
I Can't Believe in God 2008-04-09 16:12:12 I just can't. I've tried. I've been trying to since I stopped believing when I was 9 years old. Two months after my baptismal. I had so many questions, there were so many things that didn't make sense to me, and blind faith is not my strong suit. I'm a touchy-feely kind of person, I'd guess. My name is Maria Del Rosario.Spanish to English translation: Mary of the Rosary.Assuming daddy was a devout Catholic. As most Latinos are.You are AgnosticYou're not sure if God exists, and you don't care.For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine.You rather focus on what you can control - your own life.And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you.What's Your Religious Philosophy?** Oh, how true. How true it is. **I am agnostic. I just don't have enough solid evidence that He exi
Untitled? Again? 2008-04-11 09:24:21 exposé of menot easy to share with youbut necessary Most of you realized that the protagonist in 'Untitled
'. was myself.I will tell you, that before I wrote that blog last year, I'd never divulged that event, in that great of detail. Ever. The only person in my life that knows anything about that night is Jason, and the whole of the conversation was "I was raped by three guys once. The end." He knows about this entry; he discovered it first appeared on MySpace, but didn't read it. I'm glad.Is it good that you all know more about me than the man I married? Hmmm...Regardless, I'll take this opportunity to continue confiding in you. I'll elucidate on that final sentence in Untitled. I'll tell you how it affected the way my life progressed.----I am fine. I always have been. I've never really Read more:Again
Simplistically me. 2008-04-10 10:57:39 I was tagged by the awesomely wonderful Jennifer from The Cubicle's Backporch [great name, eh?] for The Six Words Meme. She says that it was originally started by Smith Magazine - the history being: "Legend has it that Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in only six words. His response? “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” Last year, SMITH Magazine re-ignited the recountre by asking our readers for their own six-word memoirs. They sent in short life stories in droves, from the bittersweet (“Cursed with cancer, blessed with friends”) and poignant (“I still make coffee for two”) to the inspirational (“Business school? Bah! Pop music? Hurrah”) and hilarious (“I like big butts, can’t lie”)."Here are the rules:1) Write your own six word memoir;2) Post it on you
Move Bitch! 2008-04-15 09:35:58 So I have Road rage. Tremendously. Horribly.I learned to drive when I was 18 and only because I had found a car I wanted to purchase. I picked up my license and my new car the same day. With about 2 weeks of driving experience. I totaled that car in less than 3 months. Shut up, it wasn't my fault: a guy ran a stop sign and hit me.I had hints of road rage but I feel it was learned and exaggerated by J. I mean, this is a guy who will create a third lane in between two cars if neither will let him pass. Then almost come to a complete stop in front of both of them to get his point across. [That's my man!]So: in lieu of the fact that you may one day find yourself dealing with a Road Rager, here are some-easy-to-follow instructions on how to avoid upsetting me and others like me. Jot them down o Read more:Bitch
I *was* done.... 2008-04-16 13:03:12 but not anymore. I have @ least one last thing I need to say.Some of you may remember a blog from a couple of months ago where I described the shitty circumstances in which I and a couple of my friends were booted from a mommy group. And you may remember the follow up blog to that in which I really broke it all down. Well, with that, I said all I had to on the topic.But, evidently, some of the women on the other side of things haven't let things go. They've posted ridiculous comments to the blog of Jenee, one of my girls who was kicked out with me, and started dumbfucked threads on the old mommy site. There's even been a blog started in mimicry of mine by Snake Bitch Abigail, who I am now fine with saying is actually named Ashley - no more pseudonyms.Well, I feel the need to tell you, all
Three Things - 2008-04-19 14:50:24 that I've said this week..."Goobie! Get outta your ass!" - It was just before bath time and she was enjoying walking around with a hand in her crack. It was weird."Wow, that's a gorgeous penis." - It is."I love this bitch." - every time I read a comment from Sybil Law.that I've realized this week...swallowing is a surefire ease for menstrual cramps. Yes, swallowing. Try it, ya prudes. Just blowing doesn't do it for me, I have to swallow it for it to have an effect. And yes, he loves my period.Courtney has officially spoiled me. I've been looking for a standard WordPress theme to satiate me until she could try to transfer bits and pieces of my layout here there, so that I could move to ImmoralMatriarch.com now because all these greedy people are taking up copius amounts of her paid time. Sh Read more:Three
I'm really not that interesting... 2008-04-22 20:26:35 Ruthie @ My-Mama-Drama tagged me for the '8 Random Things about Me' Meme.Here are the rules:1. Each player starts with 8 random facts/habits about themselves.2. People who are tagged, write a blog post about their own 8 random things, and post these rules.3. At the end of your post you need to tag 8 people and include their names.4. Don’t forget to leave them a comment on their blog and tell them they’ve been tagged, and to come back and read your blog for the whole story.1. As honey-roasted-peanut-butter-brown [I ♥ my own skin tone, is that a crime?] as I am, I blush naturally. My cheeks will turn the most violent shade of pink when I'm hot or cold and sometimes, when I'm embarrassed. Also, when I'm angry, or anticipating anger, my ears become hot. It feels as if all the blood rushe Read more:interesting
I already don't like you... 2008-04-24 11:24:13 Do you call yourself a MILF?Then you suck.I cannot stand that shit.Stay far away from me.Or I might pull your jeans down and expose your cellulite.Don't have any? I'll pinch your thighs until I create some.
White is Alright? 2008-04-25 12:48:05 "You look like mommy.""WHA'? I do not look like you!""Yes, you do Bella.""I'm not brown!" she sneersmy heart hurts for our future"You still look like me...""No I don't!" she shoutsand stamps her foot in anger"Yes. Just a little lighter.""I'm...I'm...I am pink!"She looks smug; pink is betterWhere did this come from?I'm at a loss nowwill she be ashamed of me?will she come to terms?Half white, Quarter Blackand a quarter MexicanVery far from pink.*She's only four thoughI'll explain it when she's five,maybe she'll get it. **[*By pink, she meant white.][**Yes. Avoidance. You try dealing with this.]
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I've Moved! 2008-04-28 06:19:20 Get your asses over to immoralmatriarch.com!!!
It's Britney Bitch. 2008-04-26 21:51:56 Okay not really, but I love that line.Anyway....Monday morning, whenever I get my fat ass up and out of bed, I will debut Immoralmatriarch.com.Indecisive Ch. 2 has been written and is scheduled, although not proofread and probably chock full of typos. I don't care.My theme there isn't as pretty as the one here, but it gets the job done and I like it. Of course, as soon as Judith opens her gotdamned calendar back up, I'm going to retain her for a custom theme there as well.So: Prepare yourselves and update your blogrolls!
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