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Calories burned during sex 2008-03-02 17:36:13 REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent 12 Calories
Without her consent 2,187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands 8 Calories
With one hand 12 Calories
With your teeth 485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection 6 Calories
Without an erection 3,315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary 12 Calories
69 lying down [...] Read more:burned
Be thankful 2008-02-28 17:20:23 For the wife who says “You make the dinner and I’ll iron the shirts tonight”, because she is home with you, and not out with someone else.
For the husband who is on the sofa being a couch potato, because he is home with you, and not out at the pub.
For the teenager who is complaining [...]
Catholic maths 2008-02-27 11:20:22 Little Tommy (who was from a non-religious family) was doing very badly in maths
. His parents had tried everything: tutors, they tried everything they could think of. Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down and enrolled him in the local Catholic
school.
After the first day, little Tommy came home with a very [...]
Guns and children 2008-02-24 07:59:54 For those that don’t know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an “Australian treasure!”
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You’ll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.
Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of [...]
New words for 2008 2008-02-20 18:15:13 * TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
* BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
* SEAGULL MANAGER.
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
* ASSMOSIS.
The process by which people seem to absorb [...]
Stroke : remember the first 3 letters : S T R 2008-02-16 14:48:03 If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. Seriously…. Please read:
STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) …..she said she had just tripped over a brick because of her [...] Read more:Stroke
Handmade wedding shoes & jewellery 2008-02-14 18:01:39 This year is all wedding
s, wedding, weddings! Julia gets married on Valentine’s Day, Jane’s hen party is in May and her wedding is in June. What a great start to the year!
I went with Jane to look at bridal shoes
. It’s very hard to find a pair that you like and that match the shade [...]
Be my green Valentine 2008-02-13 19:38:15 Who would have thought it?
No red roses.
No nice pressie.
No Milk Tray.
No ice cream.
In Japan, it’s green tea chocolate balls. AND….. you’re expected to GIVE chocolate to all the men in your life, not receive any!
*Shock!*
If you love a man, you’re expected to give him clothes, neckties, and expensive quality or homemade chocolate.
What does a poor [...] Read more:Valentine
Left or right brained? 2008-02-12 18:01:52 Are you left brained or right brained?
Go to this link to find out.
I’m right brained. ‘Fantasy based?’. Heh.
You.Can.Only.Type.One.Word. 2008-03-11 17:50:47 Where is your mobile phone?
table
Describe your boyfriend:
nonexistent
Your hair:
silky
Your mother:
repetitive
Your father:
memorable
What is your favourite gadget?
iPod
What did you dream about last night?
nothing
What do you prefer to drink?
vodka
Dream car?
MG
What room are you currently in?
lounge
Your ex?
cruel
Your biggest fear?
alone
What do you want to be in 10 years?
rich
What do you want to have in 10 years?
kids
Who did you spend last night [...]
Red Hot Sal 2008-03-11 16:26:06 I’ve got so much jewellery, it’s downright silly. I tend to go back to the same designers but it is great fun to find a new range that I like. I’m going to share one of my favourite designers with you. Her name’s Sally and she lives in England, in the countryside somewhere north of [...] Read more:Red Hot
The confidence shirt 2008-03-10 18:13:58 I got a fab shirt from Boden. It’s different - turn up the cuffs to find a funky contrasting fabric. It’s bright, jazzy and cheers me up no end. I’ve discovered it seems to have the same effect on other people too. I’ve had no end of compliments from people every time I’ve worn it [...]
Dating update 2008-03-09 08:10:29 Finally, an update on my January 8 post -
A fun spa day with Ed (a Jack the Lad) …. BINNED! He was too desperate.
Bikini shoot with David (he’s offered to put sand in his lounge so I can pretend I’m at the beach) …. On the back burner. Will do nicely for the summer.
A pub [...] Read more:Dating
Do you suck? 2008-03-25 15:52:55 Let me rephrase that. Do you suck your belly in?
I’m talking about when you try on something nice, that s-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-s and fits quite nicely and tightly. Which means you have to suck your belly in before you look in the mirror. I got a great cornflower blue Tshirt today, with a V-neck that shows off [...]
Norty Ends : Episode Three 2008-03-28 19:57:07 The next episode in the saga of the Top Man Hunt continues…
David (he’s offered to put sand in his lounge so I can pretend I’m at the beach) …. On the back burner. Will do nicely for the summer. - He’s gone to the Caribbean - on his own! Promises to be back soon. He [...] Read more:Episode
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Mean landlords and mean tenants 2008-03-28 10:43:10 With the spectre of recession looming and the housing crisis becoming deeper by the day, I imagine there are a lot of unhappy people out there who have been repossessed and are now tenants. I was thinking about my previous experiences as a tenant and as a landlord - none of them were easy.
As a [...]
Guess where? 2008-04-08 14:51:56 Is this gonna be the place for my next vacation??
This is the central prison in Austria! Read more:Guess
Hello Dad… errr, I mean, Hubby! 2008-04-07 14:43:13 Ewww. Gross OUT! What on earth is WRONG with these people?!!!
Incest couple John and Jenny Deaves
But the strange thing is that incest was viewed differently in Biblical times. Yet we revere the Bible today as setting our life commandments, telling us how we should live.
Leviticus 18 and 20 outline the limits of marriage by detailing [...] Read more:Hello
, Hubby
Getting old 2008-04-09 15:45:29 Do you ever wonder how you’ll look when you’re 30, 40, 70, even 100? Of course you do! Deep down inside, we all have this fear of getting old and looking like something that fell out of a dustcart.
I came across this Age Progression software, so now you can upload a photo of yourself [...]
Wise words…. from a woman! 2008-04-10 15:11:57 Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, always circle the stain in permanent pen, so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone.
Don’t waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand next to the object you wish [...] Read more:woman
A woman’s perfect breakfast 2008-04-14 17:14:21 She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. Read more:woman
Cigarettes and tampons 2008-04-17 17:15:51 A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of [...]
David 2008-04-20 15:57:46 Michelangelo’s statue, David
, returns to Italy this week after a successful 12 week, 20 city, US tour.
Wonky eyebrows? 2008-04-30 17:55:56 How hard are they to keep looking good? Eyebrows require so much maintenance but a good shape really does make a difference and frame a pretty pair of eyes.
If you fancy getting someone else to do it for you, try out Benefit’s brow bars. Wax, scissors and tweezers in expert hands that understand arch [...]
Clothes for short people 2008-05-04 06:08:49 It’s sooo difficult to get clothes that fit properly when you’re short, right?
I’m forever cutting down everything to fit, trouser legs always need a foot chopping off (no pun intended!) and arms often need shortening too. I went to buy a pair of jeans in Fatface last week and tried on all the pairs [...] Read more:Clothes
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Shoes and um… ‘Japanese’ shoes 2008-05-11 13:18:48 I’ve just bought what must be my most comfortable of shoes
ever. They’re made by Ecco and feel like trainers (and smell like trainers too, on a hot day!). But they look cute. I can walk for miles in them, without socks, and they feel like I’ve got slippers on.
A friend sent me these photos [...] Read more:Japanese
Fashion retailers start to recycle clothes 2008-05-12 12:35:57 Marks & Spencer has launched an effort with Oxfam to encourage customers to recycle their worn clothes. Customers who donate clothes — which must include at least one Marks & Spencer item — will receive a voucher worth £5, valid for one month, to use with their next purchase of £35 or more on clothing, [...] Read more:Fashion
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