A poo for you, a poo for me
2008-05-14 14:52:35
One of my must-dos in the morning is to have a nice hot shower to freshen up. Ideally, in a clean bathroom. My lovely flatmate Matthew obviously doesn’t believe cleanliness is the height of godliness. We all know men who don’t give a seconds thought to a dirty floor but this one has got to [...]
Flatmate > in the bin!
2008-05-18 11:17:38
I’ve absolutely had it with my flatmate Matthew. I woke up today to find he had done a dump right outside my bedroom door. At least he had cleaned it up, but there was a huge dark stain on the carpet. I realised he had diarrhoea as he had dumped it in the kitchen bin, [...]
Eye me up
2008-05-18 06:31:06
My big blue eyes have always been my best feature, with their long black eyelashes. So imagine my horror when I wake up each morning to see these humongous puffy black eye bags. I just can’t seem to shift them. I’ve even stopped drinking the wine in case that was the problem. I’m trying to [...]
Witness the Fitness
2008-05-17 09:30:48
I used to practice TaeKwonDo and was passionate about this martial art. I would think nothing of going to a 2 hour training session, then walking down the road to a 2 hour karate session straight after. I also worked as a gym instructor in the biggest gym in Chicago - trust me, that’s a [...]
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Bzzzz
2008-06-24 17:56:50
Some people have too much time on their hands!
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Snail gel
2008-07-20 07:28:20
I hear that London’s makeup artists are raving about snail gel. Snails repair their own shells with their slime. Workers in the Chilean snail farms have unusually beautiful and smooth hands, and any cuts and scrapes healed fast. Snail slime contains Allantoin, Glycolic Acid, Collagen, Vitamin E, Vitamin C, Vitamin A and Elastin - all [...]
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