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my argument w/zealotina 1970-01-01 00:59:59 it's no secret that I'm a big christian blog hoppin' ho. 99.9% of the time, I say nothing. I mind my own pot. what brings me back is morbid fascination, etc. etc. I can't help myself. I'm a rat on a wheel. addicted and obsessed.like an idiot, I engaged. I try desperately to avoid engaging because... well, read and you'll see why. she can't even say homosexual.I commented on her blog about the marketing of evil by rheto-writer, david kuntlianA well known Bible verse says, Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!" (Isaiah 5:20). Indeed, this book is about how evil is packaged and perfumed to look good - and good made to appear evil.The above quote is from David Kupelian's book, The Marketing of Evil. In this book, Mr. Kupelian has done an excellent job of spelling out how the media has been successfully manipulated by various radical groups to forward their agendas. H
my argument w/zealotina 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I got some kick ass, wicked responses to this post, including some scathing remarks from someone representing zealotina perhaps. ya gotta love the broad's moxie! I have NOT removed the post. I have re-saved it as a draft so that I can properly respond this weekend. she actually made some very ponder-able points. mind you 90% of them infuritated me as I obviously did the same. still... more to come.
zealotinagate 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I've been doing so much thinking since zealotina sleuthed me out and posted on my blog. her pseudonym of choice was anonymous. mine was, gratielady. like, grating on your nerves.I've posted comments on christian blogs maybe two or three times. why didn't I exercise restraint? because I felt compelled to comment? I know better.Each time I have, it's been under a pseudonym to maintain my anonymity and avoid this very confrontation.I write about things that are uncomfortable and insight reactions. I do hope to shift perspective and open people's minds, no doubt about it. (update) and, when I'm confronted, I meet those confrontations head-on. but, this blog, this particular confrontation, it's going to start a war of words. the below is only going to fall on deaf ears, and sadly, no change will occur from this exchange, so I ask myself, what good will come from this and hope that someone proves me wrong.I also don't want to exercise intolerance. That's not me. but, that is the
porn and pancakes 1970-01-01 00:59:59 bubs of ramshackle compound, another favorite blogger of mine, has posted the funniest article about porn and pancakes. his commentary is hysterical and smart. the topic itself is worth the read.
FCC hears wrath of Senate Dems 1970-01-01 00:59:59 hmm... something to ponder. yes, the democrats have control of congress, but is freedom of speech safe? check this out. WASHINGTON -- Senate
Democrats on Thursday pressured the five FCC commissioners to set programming requirements for broadcasters as part of the industry's mandate to operate in the public interest.In the FCC's first appearance before the Senate Commerce Committee since the Democrats took control of Congress, the lawmakers weren't shy about voicing their objections to what appears on TV.Sen. John Rockefeller, D-W.Va., called television a menu filled with "junk, sex and scandals." Rockefeller and other Democrats -- most notably Sens. Byron Dorgan of North Dakota and Frank Lautenberg of New Jersey -- complained that the FCC was abdicating its obligation to police the airwaves."I think TV is in the worst state it's ever been in," Rockefeller said. "I'm convinced the FCC has abandoned its core responsibility." fcc hears wrath
of senate dems cont...
and now for.... fartkisaf 1970-01-01 00:59:59 between my schedule this past weekend and my focus on zealotinagate, I neglected to post friday's fears. I'm a whore.fartkisaf: friday's fears and reminder that katie is a freak.... but on saturdays mondays.1. I can't move into the downstairs apartment soon enough. watching louie brave the stairs is killing me.2. halitosis. I floss twice a day, but I'm thinking of ramping it up to three times because I'm super phobic of hally.3. another pop diva will remake mccarthur park and it will be an overly played, pop-tart topping phenomenom.4. no good news this week.
ah, spring... an allergy sufferer's wet dream 1970-01-01 00:59:59 the girlistic magazine spring edition is almost here. on march 1st, it will be available for downloading in pdfsky.The March 2007 issue is themed on Feminism and Technology.Find interesting articles on an array of topics relating to the theme, reviews of books like She's Such A Geek and Baghdad Burning II, interviews with amazing women including Paula Lerner, the latest in music and film, and Girlistic usuals like Brief Herstory Of..., The Omnipresent Feminist, My Vagina and Me, the Feminist Fun Page and so much more!ps: the second installation of my vagina and me: my next ex, will be featured in girlistic.pss: if you missed my vagina and me: seeing eye to v and you're bored out of your skull and feel like wasting 5 minutes, click your ass on over to the essay. if you want to read kick ass articles and reviews, and support a fantastic feminist rag, click your ass on through to the winter edition of girlistic magazine now. right now.ppss: listening to georgia on my mind-- is there a b
paris hilton is a racist... 1970-01-01 00:59:59 so, niki hilton? paris hilton isn't a fan of shvartsas or fagellahs and admits it, proudly it seems. it's not enough that she's a debutante and an heiress? maybe she's just trying it on for size. or, maybe racism is the new black? it sure seems to be the "it" thing to do.my favorite part of the video is when she calls girls like me, poor bitches who go to public school.that paris hilton is such a nice person and so respectful! her parents raised her right! they must be so proud right now.gay leaders urge paris to apologize. that's not enough. she should give money to aids research, lots and lots and lots of it and oodles to organizations that help gay teens forced to leave home because of their intolerant parents. how's that for starters!where is jesse jackson? she should give more money than she can spend in her lifetime to inner city schools and after school programs.take it like a man, p-hilt.here's the dish: HOLLYWOOD - Gay rights leaders in Los Angeles are calling on Paris
ok, point fucking blank 1970-01-01 00:59:59 which one of you bitches removed my link!?!??!?! I know how to log onto technorati. you didn't think I'd find out? why did you break up with me? I always reciprocate. I'm not selfish. I read your blogs AND link to you! and, you stealthily break up with me? no forewarning. no advance notice. nothing. just CHOPPED like a piece a bad meat. gaaaaaaaaaaaaahd... tsk. tsk. tsk. Read more:point
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minister cured of homosexuality! it's a miracle 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Minister Called 'Completely Heterosexual'Peer Group Recommends Ted Haggard Move Out of TownAPDENVER (Feb. 6) - One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is "completely heterosexual."well, I'll be dipped in shit. praise be. he's recovered from cock suckage and pineage. I wonder, maybe I should do this, too. I have such a hankering for dick. the change could do me good.Haggard also said his sexual contact with men was limited to the former male prostitute who came forward with sexual allegations, the Rev.ok, let me get this straight. if I am recalling the original yarn, hags requested a massage and didn't realize the person giving him the massage was gay. he was also holding crystal meth for him, too. but had no intention of taking it (of course), and this non-gay, gay encounter was an isolated gay incident? WOW. I am loving the depths of this spin.Tim Ralph of Larkspur told Th Read more:cured
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creepy or kind? 1970-01-01 00:59:59 as far as neighbor tales go, let's face it, I'm riddled with em'.today, I got a note on my door from my neighbor that said,if you and louie need help moving some stuff downstairs, feel free to knock.menschy, right? really nice, thoughtful and kind. so, why did I get the creeps? how snatchy of me. here is a human being expressing kindness and goodwill towards womankind.what the fuck is wrong with me that I could even think for a second, ok, creepy
, thanks, but no thanks. then I realized why I thought that.yes. he's very nice to my dog whenever we run into him in the hallway.yes, we've exchanged pleasantries. you know how you do.no, we've never had a discussion. how did he know I was moving? is he a tenant tracker? a chubby chaser? does he sniff fat chick panties? is he trying to fuck my dog? steal my dog? is he paying a fat girl karmic debt? is he trying to boost my credit card for itunes? what is the deal? why the sudden interest in helping sowlicious move? what's in it for him?
food is not a lifestyle, katie 1970-01-01 00:59:59 you know you have a problem with food when you wantonly open a cake box containing a mere sliver from the previous night. as you glance in lovingly, you greet the cake by saying, hi, sweet thing, how are you? how's it going? I missed you. thought a lot about you last night. did you think about me?you penetrate the sliver of cake with your fork. feeling every layer plunging through the frosting. the cake. the filling. and more cake... mmmm. yeah. talk to me, baby.you raise the fork to your welcoming mouth and engulf every morsel and finish it off with a final suck, so the frosting-filling-cake ratio is evenly dispersed.I digress... food-is-not-NOT-a-lifestyle
. but, apparently addiction is. go figure.
anna nicole smith dead 1970-01-01 00:59:59 not that anyone gives a shit what I think, but I do wonder if anna was whacked by the husband for the inheritance. isn't it all just too convenient and coincidental?oh, I do so love a good conspiracy theory, especially if it's dripping in overly dramatic possibilities.still, it's a sad thing this broad peeled. regardless of what you think of her, she had a hard life and now she's dead. or as the krazy kristians (cp-ism) say, she's home with her maker.side note... is that where homemaker comes from?
new digs 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I got that joint downstairs I was hockin' about last week. I'll post pictures. eh, who cahes. I'm glad I'm making the move. jewcifer will be thrilled not having to schlep up the stairs. plus, it's a great place. bigger. no rent increase. no move in costs. no new lease. everything is status-quo. I sent my slumlord thank you cookies. I really did appreciate it. it was a very menschy thing they did. it's also the perfect joint to sublet for six-month adventures back east.who's a happy jew? huh?
archie comics for sale 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I am a serious archie comic book collecting whoreena. I have 2,000, dating all the way back to the beginning.you wouldn't think that about me, wouldjya?it's time we part ways and have closure, so who wants to buy my collection? do people read archies anymore? or have I just outed myself as a total fucking loser?!ps: if I did, go me :)
so much for higher learning 1970-01-01 00:59:59 you too can take college courses in cleaning toilets and learn the fine art of toilet hygiene from inside out. how many units? whether it's a quarterly class or a semester class, how much can you possibly learn about toilet cleaning and does it crossover easily into other cleaning art forms??? way to give hungry minds something to aspire to, huh?my favorite excerpts from the malaysia weighs college bathroom courses article are: The effort is meant to help Malaysia's public lavatories become as hygienic as those in countries such as Britain and Singapore, Deputy Housing and Local Government Minister Robert Lau was quoted as saying by Bernama news agency."Clean toilets cannot merely be judged by the eyes," Lau was quoted as saying. "This matter also involves the use of cleaning equipment, soap, fragrances and proper tissues."Malaysia's government recently said it wanted to start a "toilet revolution" in a country where public restrooms have long nauseated citizens and tourists with th
hate mail 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I got my first piece of hate mail today from a broad we will call vd. here is what she said:You are one truly sad excuse for a human being. You can't be pro Jewish without being anti-Christian? I never really understood anti-Semitism until I ran into your blog.my response was:I am not anti-Christian at all. on the contrary. I'm anti-fundamentalism and anti-evangelical Christianity. They impose their agenda on "we the people".Taking governmental action to further their religious agenda in this country is a travesty of our democracy and it is unacceptable.By the way, anti-Semitism is discrimination or prejudice against Jews, not Christians. You can look it up right here at Dictionary.com.after reading said hate mail, my dear crionaberry said that what vd was saying is that now she hates jews. if that is so, I completely missed it. or I didn't want to see it. the very idea that I might've contributed to or created a jew hater isn't something so easy to digest. in fact it's down
roadkill 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I just happened upon some barbie photos the other day that I had to post because I'm a freak. fear not, she's not making a comeback on vey.
better late then never? 1970-01-01 00:59:59 yesterday I got an email response from someone I emailed TWO FUCKING YEARS AGO. I didn't respond. not sure what to say. this morning, I got another email from him. again, not sure what to say.see, here's the thing, not only do I have no idea what the fuck he's talking about, he thinks I'm someone else. I read the original correspondence. he included it in his e-stalk, so I find myself wondering how it is that he thinks I'm someone else.I find this all deliciously amusing. you don't? Read more:better
creepy preening 1970-01-01 00:59:59 my creepy
neighbor is just flaunting his creepiness now. he's escalated from a fat chick pantie sniffing nut bag to a full on meat fetishist. I feel like he preys on fat women with no self-esteem so he can convince them to eat beef jerky while riding his flesh bat.lemme tell ya something, these ain't overly dramatic, inaccurate assessments. here's the scoop: juice and I were schlepping down the stairs and out pops creepy from his nest, toting a garbage bag.expressing far too much enthusiasm he says, so, you ready for the big move? yeah. he glances at louie and says, he can finally go into retirement. how offensive. I'm not one of those, confront death head on, broads. retirement = death in my twisted irrational mind. my parents are not allowed to retire or age. whatever. don't judge.so, I said, he's hardly retiring. he runs. he plays. he swims. he has a full life, he just can't go up the stairs. myob, dumb ass.he throws out his trash. I throw louie in the car. I see him chatting
c-punch and katie's letter to leewee 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Dear LeeWee,I know you don't know me personally, but I'm Katie's BFF. She TOTALLY lets me read all the letters she sends to you, and I dry her tears when you ignore her in return. Why are you so hard on her, LeeWee? She tries so hard to be your friend and you just turn a blind eye again and again. WHAT WOULD JESUS DO, LEEWEE? Ever ask yourself that?leewee, the only reason I have the strength to write to you now and maintain my blog is because of cp's boundless generosity. I have gone through every virtual box of his kleenex. he has and continues to dry every single cyber tear of rejection. we are also very concerned about how anti-christian you're being. if jesus can throw a bone to a whoa, don't you think you can give a shout out to a jew? the man himself was a heeblette. that's something to get your prayer on about.But I didn't mean to run on & on about Katie, fabulous as she is. (I heard she used to do herself up in the Blairsey hairstyle. So did I, but on me it looked more
happy birthday daleiscious! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 as bff cp noted, and with cupcakes, a big katie fave, it is one of our beloved and prolific blog buddies birthday today. schlep over to passion of the dale and wish our beloved bitch a happy birthday.love, bitch
and now for.... fartkisaf 1970-01-01 00:59:59 fartkisaf: friday's fears and reminder that katie is a freak.... but on saturdays sunday this week because she's a forgetful bitch.1. I know I'm just moving downstairs, but I have a lot to pack, organize and throw away. will I get it done in time? that's a rhetorical question.2. a mixed bag of emotions. it's good, and peppered with that perfect dose of fear and neurosis we've all come to expect from sowlicious.3. menses has begun as of 1PM today. all of my black pants are in the laundry or dry cleaners. I worry about leakage. it's a heavy flow this month. mind you, I'm grateful the egg's rollin'.that's it for now. I'm trying to exercise restraint. you think it's easy? oy.
3-days in menses 1970-01-01 00:59:59 my god, I am SERIOUSLY MENSTRUATING. I'm talkin' no joke bleeding, yo. it is a war zone betwixt heeblette's thighs. I sent in an army of pads and plugs. drugs for crampage and still no reprieve.oy vey. Read more:menses
moving saturday 1970-01-01 00:59:59 shalom beautiful babies. I am moving on saturday. packing. schlepping. hocking. working. oy. in need of a blog fix. miss reading my blog-buds. expect me on sunday.missing. loving. needing. wanting.goodbye, please-schwartzy
valentines hearts 1970-01-01 00:59:59 yo, look what I found, a valentines candy heart maker, by way of crionaberry, by way of jkeith.look what I found! that is sooo sandbox 10.
diarrhea 1970-01-01 00:59:59 there's diarrhea
and then there's louierhea. I'm a slave to jewcifer's ass at the minute, which isn't ideal for schlepping and packing, lemme tell ya. poor kid. his ass is on fuego. he's graduated to the most odoriferous and colorful explosions.he's jacked up on tylan powder, a fabulous organic ass-antibiotic. let's hope it kicks in sooner than later.
cable meat 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I'm not the power slut I once was. it's far more interesting to be slutty and whoreish with one man that you're crazy about.yes, it's true, I compartmentalize men. datebles are fiercely intelligent, make me laugh my ass off and floss. I don't have a physical type in that realm. meat for the week, well, keep reading... when you're a single broad, you get hungry and you want a snack from time to time (meat for the week). I do so enjoy a hearty blue collar meal in workman's boots with calloused hands and thick forearms. a sweaty brow pretty much puts me over the edge.ps: don't you go thinking I'm some tool belt chasing tessie now, cause I ain't.my cable boy was definitely nosh worthy. the problem, he could not shut his fuckin' pie hole for five fuckin' minutes. he wasn't the sharpest sweetener in the bin, so he laughed at everything. his timing wasn't even off, it was just wildly inappropriate, which would've been turn off enough. but no, he couldn't stop himself. he took
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