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Screw the Oscars! Let’s Eat Del Taco!
2008-02-22 01:41:35
I honestly had no idea the Oscars are this Sunday (I think they’re this Sunday). But in any regards, I WON’T be watching them. And it’s not because I hate the Oscars. I don’t care enough about the Oscars to even establish such an involved emotion. No. Instead of watching the Oscars, I’ll be eating [...]
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Fools Gold Movie Review - Matthew Mcconaughey and Kate Hudson
2008-02-12 01:20:20
OK. So I opted to see the new Matthew Mcconaughey movie, Fool’s Gold, with a friend of mine. I decided to see it because, well, I don’t know. The minute I told my other friends I saw it, they pointed and laughed at me. But I don’t care. I’m known to like the cheesier side [...]
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No Country For Old Men - Review in One Word
2008-01-28 00:39:56
Good.
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2008 Academy Awards - Nominations - And My Comments
2008-01-22 16:40:56
Check out the 2008 Academy Awards Nominations and what I have to say about them ALL! It's really entertaining. I swear!
Read more: Academy Awards , Comments

Baby Mama Movie Trailer and the Tina Fey, Amy Poehler Debate
2008-01-19 03:17:18
Because of the upcoming Baby Mama movie, I reviewed the trailer and did a comparison of Tina Fey vs. Amy Poehler. See who came out on top.
Read more: Debate , Trailer

I Am Legend Movie Review - It Would Have Made A Better TV Series
2008-01-16 21:19:12
I recently saw I Am Legend because the story line intrigued me. Just about any post-apocalyptic/world widecatastrophe story that results in only 1 man being alive or not infected always seems to peek my interest (sometimes I wouldn’t mind having all of New York City including all apartments, cars, parks, shops, etc. all for [...]


5 Things the CLOVERFIELD Monster is Most Likely NOT
2008-01-10 19:21:45
Check out the 5 things I think the mysterious CLOVERFIELD monster definitely IS NOT!
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Coffee as a Form of Entertainment
2008-01-09 21:08:53
Read how I see coffee as a form of entertainment and why you should too. IT'S TRUE! Coffee can be entertaining. Try it yourself.
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Other Interesting Entertainment Stories from OTHER Places
2008-01-09 21:00:42
Other entertainment sources for when I'm too lazy to blog.
Read more: Entertainment , Places , Stories

Randi Rhodes Quits Air America
2008-04-10 21:22:04
One of the most distinctive voices on progressive talk radio, Randi Rhodes , quit Air America Radio today after she’d been suspended for calling presidential candidate Hillary Clinton a “f—ing whore” at an event sponsored by the station. In other news, Barack Obama will be delivering the second most important speech in his political career in [...]


No Country For Old Men - Review in One Word
2008-01-28 00:39:56
Good.
Read more: Country , Old Men , One Word

Staying Home on “Prom Night”
2008-04-12 16:51:09
PG-13 horror. A contradiction in terms if there ever was one. Yet the multiplexes are lousy with PG-13 horror flicks of late, the most recent being this weekend’s completely unnecessary “Prom Night ” regurgitation. For those of you with lives and don’t already know, the PG-13 rating came about in the mid-’80s. Steven Spielberg’s heart-rendering “Indiana Jones [...]


“V: The Second Generation” (Review)
2008-04-13 17:37:53
I was late to the party for “V.” It was only last year that I watched Kenneth Johnson’s original 2-part mini-series and loved every Marc Singer-filled minute of it. The concept of fascist lizard people taking over Earth by winning hearts and minds rather than blowing up famous buildings is a clever approach to the [...]
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Action Figures by NECA
2008-04-14 23:27:57
I never outgrew the Turtles . Like any adolescent boy in the late-1980s, I was enamored of the four irradiated tortoise-like humanoids named for Renaissance painters and trained in the art of ninjitsu by their mentor, an overgrown rat called Splinter. The Turtles were sworn enemies of the Shredder — Darth Vader with a black belt [...]
Read more: Action , Figures , Mutant , Ninja , Ninja Turtles , Teenage Mutant , Teenage Mutant Ninja

Happy 70th Birthday, Superman!
2008-04-17 11:06:44
For a guy who’s a year younger than John McCain, Superman looks pretty good for his age. 2008 marks his 70th anniversary, and although DC Comics seems to have completely forgotten about it — too busy retconning the universe with one “Crisis” crossover after another, methinks — I’d still like to reflect on the character [...]
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“Zombie Strippers” (Review)
2008-04-19 19:05:26
Five years ago, I landed my one and only P.A. gig on a film set. It was for a day’s worth of shooting on a Troma movie in West Los Angeles. The scene in question involved a half-dozen or so winners from the since-canceled game show “Beat the Geeks” that were lined up to [...]
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“Where in the World is Osama bin Laden” (Review)
2008-04-20 12:48:49
Four years ago, Morgan Spurlock took on the fast food industry with his documentary “Super Size Me.” In the film, he dined at McDonald’s for breakfast, lunch and dinner everyday for a month. His health declined, his weight increased, and he forced the McFranchises across the country to rethink their menus, or at the very [...]
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Body Worlds 3
2008-04-23 17:47:00
Plastination is the process of swapping out your precious bodily fluids with plastic and basically transforming you into a giant, fully-poseable action figure — one without skin or even a spring-loaded missile launcher. Your skinless, sinewy plasticized body is then carved up, cross-sectioned and put on display in an exhibition called Body Worlds 3. That [...]


“Forgetting Sarah Marshall” (Review)
2008-04-24 14:22:36
I’d actually been dreading this one. Full disclosure: I never get over any girl that breaks up with me. Ever. Well, maybe I do eventually, but nothing short of clubbing me over the head with a wrench will make me forget about an ex. I’m sure there’s something incredibly sad and creepy about that, but [...]
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“The Gingerdead Man” DVD (Review)
2008-04-27 22:45:51
My junior year of college, I wrote a short story for Creative Writing class about a homicidal gingerbread boy. The course instructor had been rather hard on many of my efforts that quarter — we were supposed to be writing literature, not “genre material” — and she wasn’t particularly thrilled with my latest stab a [...]


Fangoria’s Weekend of Horrors
2008-04-26 21:21:25
The L.A. Convention Center this weekend is the central hub of sex and violence. In one hall is AdultCon — an egregiously overpriced adult film convention — and in another is Fangoria’s Weekend of Horrors . Being slightly more of a fan of carnography than pornography, I attended the latter this afternoon. I’d never been to a [...]


Indiana Jones and the Bootleg Trailer of Awesomeness
2008-04-30 11:08:07
TrailerAddict.com has posted the full “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” trailer that’s attached to prints of “Iron Man,” which opens Friday. It’s a bootleg, shot with a hand-held camera. Thankfully, there aren’t several rows of silhouetted heads between the cameraperson and the screen. The audio’s decent, and the picture’s clear enough. [...]
Read more: Bootleg , Indiana Jones , Trailer

Strike Two?
2008-05-01 16:10:55
Let’s get this out of the way: actors are overpaid. So are producers. One doesn’t come to Hollywood because he wants to make passion projects that scratch his artistic itch, box office be damned. He doesn’t struggle and starve and say no to big dumb scripts because he wants to make small, personal films. No, [...]


Free Comic Book Day
2008-05-03 17:42:08
You get what you pay for. This being the first Saturday in May, today’s Free Comic Book Day. With a superhero flick kicking off the summer movie season almost annually now (last year it was “Spider-Man 3,” this year “Iron Man”), comic book publishers hope to lure in new readers by offering promotional issues that [...]
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“The Dark Knight” Final Trailer
2008-05-04 18:56:30
I didn’t get to see this one in front of “Iron Man” last Friday. Instead I was in preview purgatory, having to sit through the trailers for “Prince Caspian” (I keep wanting to say “Caspiar,” but that’s where Foreign Man is from) and “The Love Guru.” They were at least bookended by the final trailers [...]
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A Beginner’s Guide to the Marvel Universe & “Iron Man”
2008-05-06 16:16:36
I’ve been fielding a lot of questions about the Marvel Universe recently, and in an effort to clarify things for the noobs, I thought I’d write a primer. Read on so you too can impress your friends by pointing out every fanboy nod in “Iron Man ” and understand what that Samuel L. Jackson cameo at [...]
Read more: Beginner , Guide

Eww-Face (*Potential Spoilers Ahead*)
2008-05-05 21:51:41
The movie “Darkman” cost me a good night’s sleep for two full months when I was a kid. At 11, I may have been a bit too young and impressionable for the amount of carnage Sam Raimi put on the screen. In the film, Dr. Peyton Westlake’s face is not only partially eaten away [...]
Read more: Potential , Spoilers

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