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Sex Change Ballet 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Tap your baton to signal the orchestraWait for the audience to quiet downThere you stand in all your confidenceIn all your professionalismIn all your unwaivered doubtsYou glance at me...I am hiding backstageYou raise your hands and as you bring them down in timeThe music starts to playI stride onto the stage I look at you for directionYou smile and tilt your head to the sideYour baton guides meThe music rises and falls...As does my bodyUp and down..side to sideMy body respondsChanging...Flowing...Moulding...Your eyebrows knit and you demand MOREI respond and change MOREBulge moreStretch moreFlex moreThen you bring me down for the finishing touchesFirmly yet gentlyYou guide mePraising me with your eyesI stand and stride proudlyI look at you with fire in my eyesPrideBeautyConfidenceYou raise your arms and signal the orchestra to stopTurning, you take a bow to the audienceTo that my dear Doctor...You deserve a standing ovation.*This is the soundtrack it was set to. Read more:Change
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The Syndrome 1970-01-01 00:59:59 It is that time of the year...The Syndrome
is upon us againHere is a list of its signs and symptoms* Depression* Nausea* Gastritis (only observed in senior students)* Generalised Anxiety * Insomnia (usually pre-exam night)* Chronic Fatigue (from 2nd year and onwards)* Loss of appetite* Unable to concentrate* Short-term memory loss (yes its true)On occasion* Tachycardia* Hypotension* Hypoglycemia* AcneMedical Student Syndrome.Pathogenesis - On admission to Medical School the patient at first does not aquire the syndrome. It usually occurs during the 2nd year, possibly to some sensitive individuals it could begin during the 3rd trimester of the 1st year. Generally it is observed that the student population (regardless of year), will manifest the syndrome together. This leads to possibility that it is indeed contagious in some manner. Since there is no bodily contact between students, it is safe to assume that the syndrome is airborne. Treatment - Graduation from Medical School.Prog
Reflections 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I pull up in my carKill the lightsIt's dark...I think to myselfGetting out of my carI run my fingers through my hairI walk towards the bright lightsBut insteadI slip into a dark alleyThat old favourite alley of oursI adjust my clothes and walk slowly Savouring every momentI see the light of the back doorIt's openThen I see a dark figureHe movesFacing meI can see his face changeHabibi!He motions me overI stand infront of himAbout 2 feet away We look into each other's eyesSquinting in the darkHe nodsI smirk and raise my eyebrowsWe both laugh loud and longGrab each other in a tight hugDid his teeth brush my neck?He pulls me inside to his officeA woman walks inHe lets go of my handWas I clinging?I greet the woman politelyThen he ushers her awayHe turns to me and grinsSitting opposite meI am wondering to myself"Why is he sitting so far?"I long to be near himTo feel his handsHe gets up and walks towards meTouching my shoulderStanding over meHe squeezes it"Working out little bro?Wow! you h Read more:Reflections
My Precious 1970-01-01 00:59:59 My bags dropped to the floor as I walked into the pharmacyThe guy waved at me from behind the counterWe often joke about patients and medicationsA woman was asking about cough medicationGiving him a hardtime about the mechanismsI gently explained it to herHe smiled and mouthed a thank you to meI lean over the counter and ask him in a low voiceme: "Got any testosterone?"him: "Sure, but its capsules and its controlled"me "Yeah I know (I didn't), Can I just see it?"him: "Sure"He goes in the back and brings out this blue boxI search for the dosage on the boxQuickly calculating in my head how much I would needI hold the box carefullyAlmost stroking itFeeling the hard corners of itI look at it long and hardI put it back on the counter and wave to him as I head outHow I managed to let go of itI do not knowI don't even remember it leaving my fingersI wanted to swallow the whole boxLike in the cartoonsThen he would be running after me shoutingI would start sprouting a beardMy clothes would ri
Funny Moments 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Ok so here are some funny moments (about time I know)Me and C talking Me: I feel like going to buy those testosterone capsules and opening them the putting the gel on my dickC: lordMe: To feed itC: Well thats trans-psychosis at its WORST mijitoMe and my friend at university that I recently toldFriend: So, we have the 2 week break coming up... I think you should go and transition in that holiday and come backMe: If only it was that simpleMe thinking to myself: She wants meeeeeee i'm gonna geeeeeeeet her *internal smirk*Ok now for the video....Ummmmm how trannyfag is THIS??? Read more:Funny
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Anatomy Take Two 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Two years ago I sat through incredibly boring Anatomy lectures.So, yesterday we learnt how to place in a wonderful Foley CatheterMale and FemaleI went home all happy with my catheter inserting skillsI decided to find my own urethraSitting there at the edge of my bedI got a mirror and had a GOOD LOOKUnder, over, sideways...Nothing to be seenI got out my old trusty Netter's AnatomyGot my bearings again and went back to lookNothing AGAIN!Now I was getting worried...So then as my friend suggested I went to PEEArmed with a mirrorI stood there in the shower POISED to see where the stream came fromYes you guessed itNOTHINGThen it dawned on meI got TRANS-Anatomy Netter's doesn't cover that kind of anatomyNeither does ANY anatomy atlas out thereI was on my ownAlone....yet againLiving on the fringes of genderBeyond the normal boundariesI almost sang to my genitals .."I think we're alone nooooooow"....ahhh Tiffany was so right!There needs to be Netter's TRANS-AnatomyFrank H. Netter, M.D If y
Visiting Dad 2007-03-03 12:13:00 *Knocking on my Dad's door*Dad: Come on come innnnnnnnn!!!Me: Hey Dad it's me!Dad: Darling!! I missed you sooo much*hugs me very tight*Me: Daaaaaad!!! Come on! I can't breathe!Dad: Uffff let me love you sweetheart*Getting away and sitting on the sofa*Me: So, whats the plan?Dad: I thought we'd stay in and talk.Me: Great plan Dad *rolling eyes*Dad: Oh come on I know how much you like to dance!!*opening my eyes wide*Me: Dance?? huh??? What??Dad: Yeah I thought you could give me some pointersMe: Oh nooooooooo you have GOT to be joking Father.*Dad goes to stereo and puts this song on*Me: Oh nooooooooooooooooo *cringing*
Under The Radar 2007-03-03 10:12:00 I have begun to realiseI possess the best disguise in the worldToo bad its not by choice...I imagine myself under my skinA man without skinRaw and redMuscles bulging and screamingMy mouth open and silent with the painMy eyes heavy with tearsI am standing under my skinScreaming silentlyStuck in one poseTensing all my musclesWilling myself to break freePleading with my disguise to melt awaySometimes I see myselfIn my musclesI can see myself rippling underneath itThrough the fine hairs on my lipI see my thick dark mustacheI frown and my eyebrows look darkerI play with the hair on my tummySeeing the patternThen the fantasies comeI am sitting in a dark roomMy needle in my handI stick myself in the thighSinking in that painful needleAs I depress the plunger a tear fallsA lump in my throatThe joy makes me freeze and pantI am looking in the mirrorAdjusting my tieBrushing off my white coatI smile at myself and run my fingers over my mustacheI feel the stubble on my faceGlance at my watch and go Read more:Radar
Soldier 2007-03-17 14:00:00 Today I sit under my coatUnder the rainUnder my lifeI am undergroundTrying to break outClawing desperatelyMoving what suffocates mePushing a breathing tube to the surfaceIt's not enoughHallucinations are happeningA single bottleRight there floating I reach out to grab itBut my hands can't moveStarting to have visions of my deathAn accidentA shootingAll of thisFor my freedomI will die for what is in that small bottleIt is my lifeMy cure
Poll 2007-03-20 19:23:00 Ok heres a question for all the transmen that come to my siteIf when you were a baby you could speak, what would you have said?Now, see where it says comments below this post?Click on it and comment thereYes, anyone can comment even if you aren't a bloggerSo, please do comment! Looking forward to the response.Oh and here is mine "Oh My God! Put me back in! I lost my penis in there!"Have fun! hehe
Between The Lines 2007-03-22 13:45:00 Her: God I miss him so much! I hate him...Me: So, in the hospital u have ampules or vials?Her: *with a strange look on her face* Huh? What do you mean?Me: You know, amuples or vials!Her: Yeah but of what??Me: *casually* Testosterone of courseHer: Why do you need Testosterone?Me: To change so I can marry you of course!Her: *laughing* yeah that would be goodMe: No, seriously I need it *thinking to myself she doesn't know how true and desperate this is*Her: Look, If I gave you Testosterone...nothing would happen ok? You're a boy!Me: *laughing but really wanting to cry*We go upstairs, I get hot dogs for us.Me: *in my fave italian accent* You know...I need the T!! THE T!!!Her: *laughing* yeah you need E not T!!Me: NO NOOOO!!! Not the evil E!!! That is my poison you know...Her: You are crazyMe: What to do...it's cos I have no T!! GIMME THE T!!Her: *laughing more*Me: Oh!... *sexy voice* How nice and warm these 2 sausages are..mmmmmHer: *surprised look then laughs*Me: You know...I need the Read more:Lines
Death 2007-03-24 09:21:00 He's standingOnly just thoughSupported by mere hopes and dreamsThey seem to be fadingDeath haunts himAll he can see is blackNothing seems to be workingIt won't happen on its ownTime to do itThis man is dyingStanding there smilingHe faces his deathHe looks death in the faceLaughsCriesAchesThe pain is getting severeIn cases of severe pain, admit the patient for pain managementNo doctor can hear this manNo doctor can help himHe has to help himselfPick himself upOpen booksFigure things outWith his mind cloudyWith his heart heavyHe must somehow do itAgain....alone
Turn Around 2007-03-30 10:34:00 Ok, yeah my blog has been really depressing lately. I need to change that. As of now I am going to try to make it more cheerful and positive! Still, there will be the odd venting on here (it's still *my* blog). I do feel I have to appeal to more transguys out there and try to pull them into my site and make a community.Any help from my readers would be good. So, any transguys you know...please tell them about my blog!This way we can create a positive environment for us! Read more:Turn Around
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