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EPISODE SIX: MYSTERY OF THE ABDUCTORS PART FOUR: ESCAPE 1970-01-01 00:59:59 "...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!!!"I fly into the ground with aTHOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMThe impact echoes throughout the vast valley basin, shattering the seemingly endless silence for what seems like hours......The damp air of the forest floor cools my nostrils...In.Out.In....She's so tired.The Girl reminds me of someone from home, and it pains me to see Her tired.Her lips kind of do that thing.I pick her up and run as far away from the compound as I can.We have to escape!My legs are like the wheels on a car. I'm amazed how far I can run with her.I'm calm only for a second.That's all it takes and, boom, my legs go out.We tumble to the ground.My bloody knee burns.I lose all my energy, but She gives it back to me for that one brief moment, the moment before her head fell off....I open my eyes and get up off the grounds.I have to escape!I shake the leaves off my undershirt. I'm fine. No scrapes. Nothing. What am I?!?They'll be here, any second!I'm scared. What have I become? H Read more:ABDUCTORS
EPISODE FOUR: MYSTERY OF THE ABDUCTORS PART TWO: VICTIM 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I wake up, and images of my torture flash through my mind.The past few weeks have been disgusting.Nightmares I lived are still nightmares.I have rods inserted through my stomach, mecha-parasites implanted in my bloodstream, who knows what kinds of chemicals in my nervous system.Any sick test or experiment imaginable has been visited upon me in the weeks following my meeting Her in the courtyard.What are they be doing to Her?She's crying, panicked, in my head, and it makes me sick! Can these images be real? How can I see what's happening to Her? Am I still dreaming? They must have done something to my mind.Escape plans run through my head.Schematics I saw when I was 13 run length ways across the lense of my mind's eye.I run through the many times I've thought about it.I think they could tell I was thinking about it. I always think about smashing their skulls with their enormous personal electronic equipment.Technological homicide.Haggard Hair flaps free of flames from a frag f Read more:ABDUCTORS
EPISODE TWO: BOMB & CHAIN 1970-01-01 00:59:59 00:00:08WHAT THE HECK?!?TIK00:00:007I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!TIKTERRIFIED! I PANIC!! BREAK THE CHAIN!!!TIKCLNKCHINKCHNKCLINKCLNKCHINKDID IT!TIKI throw the bomb forty yards,TIKrun away,TIKjump behind an old oak--00:00:01TIKBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000000OOOOOOOOOOOOMShrapnel death rains down atop me. Thank the Lord that the oak branches shielded me from harm.Whoever's behind this-- he's serious.I take inventory.Everything's A-okay!I peek out from behind the tree's trunk.StandSlow.Slow.The woods are still.Too.Still.A light breeze flows between the trees.I'm scared.Where is this psycho?---------------------------DOINKSomething thumped me in the back of the head.As I turn, a bullet smacks me in the face.---------------------------DOINKI pick up a rock and throw it where I think the guy is.BSHHSHSHSShit, I hit the bushes!--------------------------DOINKCrap!There's another stone!I duck behind the tree.With a quickness, I peek my head out to get a bead on the guy.I pull my head back. There'
EPISODE ONE: THE MENACING PHANTOM 1970-01-01 00:59:59 The light of the dawning sun glistens off the blade of the blood-drenched broadsword, which I hold in my hands and over the craggly cliff's edge, into the lush valley below.My chest heaves, struggling to catch my breath.BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMAn explosion rocks the very land on which I stand.I run for safety. The ground gives way beneath me. In desperation, I leap and struggle to grasp solid ground, but find only dirt clods.Freefalling to certain death, I relive moments of this life in my mind....I'm born into an awesome family; mom, dad, younger brother, Mike, older sister, Christina.My friends are hilarious. My best friend is Daniel.Everything is great.I feel safe.I feel alive....A snowy night in February. My last.Bright lights.I drop my cigarette.It levitates an inch below my hand. Wierd, for some reason, the smoke keeps moving.I'm only ten, and I'm scared.What is happening?I feel disembodied for what seems like forever....The room's cold, dry.There's nothing here
EPISODE THREE: MYSTERY OF THE ABDUCTORS PART ONE: DEATH IN THE SKIES 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Slowly, I regain mass.My abductors have found me.That's it. I'm dead. Finally, I will be put out of my misery. It's over.It's surprising how calm and relieved I feel, as I materialize in the monochromatic toilet.Bright lights shine in my eyes, and I can't see.I can make out some long, shadowy figures."MURDERER!" ZZZMMMMVVVVVWWWAAAAWWWVVVMMMMZZZThe laser beam sears the flesh on my stomach..., and... I... black... out......The stars swim in constant blackness. Space. My only escape....I wake up in the room. The same dream. Every night. My room, now. Not my real room; where my abductors keep me.I sit on the bed and feel time wash over me.How long has it been? ten? eleven years? The abduction, it seems-- I want it to seem like yesterday, but I can't. Time passes, and I feel dead. My life ended, that night.I died.SQUEEUEEUEEUEEUEE .Grub!SCCCCCCCCCCCCNKThe slot in the door slides open.And, a plate of buttery steamed rice is thrown through.CA-CLINK-NK-NKLike a dog, I dig in Read more:ABDUCTORS
EPISODE SEVEN: MYSTERY OF THE ABDUCTORS PART FIVE: VERDICT 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Time, They say, waits for no man.That's what They say. They would; Dirty Aliens!The Alien Menace loves to rub it in everyone's faces that they can stop time in closely-targeted areas.If only they'd use it to help people, instead of using it for abduction and brutalization.I hate Them.That's what I think as my matter reconfigures on the ship's bridge.I think I see The Girl. I wonder what her name is, but now is probably not the time to ask, seeing as I do the gunman pointing the incineration rifles at me.I gasp for air, as my lungs complete thier strange regrowth, and two aliens pin me to the wall.The Girl slowly approaches me.As she nears, she stretches her arms and the top of her shirt opens enough to see a nice patch of her warm cheast heaving with sensual energy."Why do you have to drag me into this?" I ask."These people want to help you.""They're aliens!""No. They're people like us, we stole a ship and mastered their holographic identity adaptor. We wanted you to help us t Read more:ABDUCTORS
EPISODE 12: MYSTERY OF THE ABDUCTORS CONCLUSION: TRUTHS special sneak preview!!! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I fade back into existence on the bridge of a phantom starship to find someone waiting for me that I would have thought is dead, but I had a hunch.  I find it best to go with my gut in these situations.  I make a fist.I make a fist as I stare into the face of the girl I watched die in my arms.Twice.Maybe more, it's hard to remember."What the hell is going on?!?"She says nothing with her voice, but everything with her body language.  Her hips sway with the sounds of shrieking incondolance.  Her fingers rub together in a hollering hootinanny of howling hysteria.   Her legs cross in a tirade of tauntingly tenacious troublesomeness.  Damn, she's angry at me!"You're a clone of someone I once knew that died..."CHECK BACK ON TUESDAY FOR THE FULL THRILLING CONCLUSION
OF THE MYSTERY OF THE ABDUCTORS
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EPISODE ELEVEN: AWAKENING 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Mars bounds thirty feet into the air.The leaves rustle through the trees, as he flies overhead.BSH BSH BSHShells explode on his seemingly inpenetrable chest, only serving to make him more intensely aggravated.His eyes burn red, and his helmet begins to spin around his head, slowly at first, then picking up speed.As he dissappears behind the shrubbery, all I hear are the sounds of death.WHOMPMars lands in front of me, as if to inspire terror in my very being. I'm unsure if this is merely instinct or by design. I'd rather not find out.We stare, eye to eye, face to face until..."SIT DOWN."I do. Out of respect, you must understand, and respect only for Mars. Never have I seen such a specimen of physical incongruity, even during my experiences in deep space and beyond, Mars is an anomoly.SHKAAASSSHHZZZZHHHBBOOOOOMMMI hear a massive explosion, and then Mars floats down to his seat afore my wandering eyes, wandering to the left of thy host.There appears a miniature wine goblet, and from a h
EPISODE TEN: MY MEETING WITH MARS 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Red haze, all I see is...Red haze... until...The man in the light's locus stares into my eyes with intensity.He doesn't have to say anything. I know his name.MARS.I remember a commercial from before my kidnapping."Spring is in the air."Fresh grass; green leaves; clean air...!MARS.I hear it in my head. Full of red, full of blood and life, this hero, this villain, stands afore me.As if he has some special knowledge to share with me, the King of Spring, the God of Vigilance, once more glares at me with a stance that gives away an air of righteous indignation that seethes and moves in and out, around, under and above me, until......until a small light flashes over head and I hear it..............................................................................................................................................The slight hum of an alien craft is audible as time freezes and the white closes in, but in that very last moment, Mars raises his hand, and we are swept away to a land
EPISODE EIGHT: MYSTERY OF THE ABDUCTORS PART SIX: PLEA 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I've been dead for ten years.I tell the woman to leave me alone.The guards approach, but my knife already digs into her throat. Whoever she is, her life will be the one in danger as I escape."BACK AWAY OR SHE DIES."The guards keep coming."I'LL DO IT."It's no use.I run for my life, breaking through walls. The guards are on me so I turn and grab one, but the other gets off a shot.KA-CHOW!The bullet ricochets off my head, and I throw the guard into the far wall.I'm dead.TO BE CONTINUED! Read more:ABDUCTORS
EPISODE NINE: BRACING 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Cumulus clouds once more obscure the full harvest moon.Pitch black envelops the damp forest brush.Rain pours 'twixt the branches of the forested valley region.Winds ravage trees and bushes.Loose branches fly through the sky.I fall into the ground, and a clasp of thunder roars into the night.As I rise, I look to my left to find the girl. I feel her neck. I don't feel a pulse.I breath into her mouth. I pound on her chest.Still, nothing. Nothing, at all.Her cold eyes stare at me. I hold her close. She's gone.I think I might have loved her, if given the chance.I'm all alone. I feel scared, again.BAMBOOSHBASHKBAGSHBOOM!!!!!!A barrage of rocket shells explode against my back!I turn around to find the thing I least expect.TO BE CONTINUED!
EPISODE 12: MYSTERY OF THE ABDUCTORS CLIMAX PART ONE OF THREE 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I fade back into existence on the bridge of a phantom starship to find someone waiting for me that I would have thought is dead, but I had a hunch. I find it best to go with my gut in these situations.I make a fist.I make a fist as I stare into the face of the girl I watched die in my arms.Twice.Maybe more, it's hard to remember."What the hell is going on?!?"She says nothing with her voice, but everything with her body language. Her hips sway with the sounds of shrieking incondolance. Her fingers rub together in a hollering hootinanny of howling hysteria. Her legs cross in a tirade of tauntingly tenacious troublesomeness.Damn, she's angry at me!"You're a clone of someone I once knew that died...""I know..."She stares at me like nothing I've ever seen before."...Aren't you going to ask me my name?"I think about it for a minute."Yeah.""Yeah, what?"She snaps her fingers andsome of the aliens lock me in a hold.I struggle to get free, but they're strong.Another alien thug comes up and Read more:ABDUCTORS
EPISODE 13: MYSTERY OF THE ABDUCTORS CLIMAX - PART TWO OF THREE 1970-01-01 00:59:59 "You're not from Mongo!"I stutter from the tears."You're not! You're lying!!!"I run at "Miss Jansa," but her guards grab me and toss me in a holding cell. Through the bars, Jansa continues."I don't lie, Boy. I am Jansa, Ruling Matriarch of Outer Mongo, a planet four times the size of this mudball.""'This mudball.' What do you mean?""The planet we hover above... Earth."I'm still on earth! I knew I felt my family close. Not close, but not beyond the stars. Hope intoxicates me, and I ready for the fight of my life."Jansa."The words sound strange and yet familiar. I'm taken to another world. I'm transported to another person. I orient to an existense i which I've never had to to, but wanted all. I'm weak. I'm controlled by--"Don't talk to me! I will do the talking. You will LISTEN!!!!!!!"The girl I knew was never this crazy. And, she was certainly no queen. Maybe she was thrown in that detention camp for political reasons. Was she some sort of political prisoner? How'd Read more:ABDUCTORS
EPISODE FOURTEEN: MOTA CLIMAX 3 OF 3 - PRELUDE TO GALACTIC WAR P R E V I E W 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I glare out from the cell that holds me."I'm in here!""Good. Bye. We'll come get your corpse, of course, of course!""Not again!!!"BLAMThey killed the Queen of Mongo!!!Oh, my gosh, this means war! We're at war with the entire galaxy, a GALAXY WAR!!!No, no, no, wait a minute. That's just a flesh wound. They're taking hostages.They're leaving, absconding with Queen Jansa. They're just going to leave me here to starve to death and then come back for my dead body with which to create ghastly doppelgangers from the abyss. I'm so scared.I hit the wall with full force and the bricks break upon my bare knuckles and fly into the faces of some straggling supermodels.BBOOOMM"AAAA!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!""AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAA!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!""AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAA!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!""AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAA!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "A
EPISODE FOURTEEN: MOTA CLIMAX 2 1/2 of 3 - PRELUDE TO GALAXY WAR 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I glare out from the cell that holds me."I'm in here!""Good. Bye. We'll come get your corpse, of course, of course!""Not again!!!"BLAMThey killed the Queen of Mongo!!!Oh, my gosh, this means war! We're at war with the entire galaxy, a GALAXY WAR
!!!No, no, no, wait a minute. That's just a flesh wound. They're taking hostages.They're leaving, absconding with Queen Jansa. They're just going to leave me here to starve to death and then come back for my dead body with which to create ghastly doppelgangers from the abyss. I'm so scared.I hit the wall with full force and the bricks break upon my bare knuckles and fly into the faces of some straggling supermodels.BOOOMMM"AAAA!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!""AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAA!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!""AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAA!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!""AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAA!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "A
"He has to remember that this is ART." 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I was hiking around the canyon, when two Hollywood-types passed me going the opposite direction, and I overheard a phrase I've heard many times before. This is a phrase that really stokes my ire, so prepare yourself to become enraged if you're a sensitive artist-type."He has to remember that this is business."That's fucking stupid! Everyone knows showbiz is business. That's why everything pretty much sucks ass.That thought seemed worth sharing with the Battle Boy Battalion, because BATTLE BOY was created to be a place where people can come to dream and imagine the endless possibilities of life.This, coupled with the fact that we're experiencing an incredible influx of new readers, led me to the conclusion that this might be a good time to revisit our story's (still archived on the site) humble beginnings and re-present the terrifying tale of... IN LOVING DEDICTATION TO THE MEMORY OF ANNA NICOLE EPISODE ONE: THE MENACING PHANTOM The light of the dawning sun glistens off the bl
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BIG THINGS HAPPEN. 2007-03-03 12:53:00 Big things are happening, everyday. I will tell you all about them when the time is right.Soon, I will post more exciting adventures of America's favorite teenage superhero.SOON TO BE CONTINUED!
ID BB CONTEST! 2007-03-04 04:42:00 We're having a contest at www.TNAOBB.blogspot.com to determine the true identity of BATTLE BOY!!!He's never been photographed, but if you're able to draw what he looks like, we'll post your rendition on www.TNAOBB.blogspot.com!LAST SPOTTED: Valley of Destruction.KNOWN ASSOCIATES: Mars and Jansa, Queen of Mongo.KNOWN PASSTIMES: Raising trouble with aliens.DO YOUR DUTY AND BRING THIS DANGEROUS FUGITIVE TO JUSTICE!All entries should be mailed to scottEA@Gmail.com before May 1st, 2007. Contest extends to the four corners of the globe and beyond, Mongo excluded.www.TNAOBB.blogspot.comCatch it!
EPISODE FIFTEEN: CLIMAX 2007-03-06 10:04:00 IN LOVING DEDICTATION TO THE MEMORY OF ANNA NICOLE As I tread the mountain ledge, the thin veil across reality flutters in the wind like only so much detritus.My mind is calm. Although day, I feel night.Suddenly,KRANGof nowhere racks me in the balls!I fall helpless. The floor my only compeer."For what hath you carried out--"The words cannot reach their targeted rendezvous for mine attacker disobeys the orders and requirements of even myself, his mental and physical better.He's so... thin. Like a stick.THUNKAnd then, I realize he is a stick!THWACKTHWACKTHWACKThe beating does nothing for me. I cannot breath. My back stings. I feel great.I can't get up. I try, but fail.THWACKTHWACKTHWACKTHWACKTHACKTHWACKTHWACKTHWACKTHWACKHe proceeds to flog me, anew.THWACKTHWACKTHWACKTHWACKTHACKTHWACKTHWACKTHWACKTHWACKAnd over.THWACKTHWACKTHWACKTHWACKTHACKTHWACKTHWACKTHWACKTHWACKAnd, over.THWACKTHWACKTHWACKTHWACKTHACKTHWACKTHWACKTHWACKTHWACKUntil, I grab him, afraid, fearing for my life!I beat h Read more:EPISODE FIFTEEN
EPISODE FOURTEEN: PRELUDE TO GALAXY WAR 2007-03-06 09:17:00 IN LOVING DEDICTATION TO THE MEMORY OF ANNA NICOLEI glare out from the cell that holds me."I'm in here!""Good. Bye. We'll come get your corpse, of course, of course!""Not again!!!"BLAMThey killed the Queen of Mongo!!!Oh, my gosh, this means war! We're at war with the entire galaxy, a GALAXY WAR
!!!No, no, no, wait a minute. That's just a flesh wound. They're taking hostages.They're leaving, absconding with Queen Jansa. They're just going to leave me here to starve to death and then come back for my dead body with which to create ghastly doppelgangers from the abyss. I'm so scared.I hit the wall with full force and the bricks break upon my bare knuckles and fly into the faces of some straggling supermodels.BOOOM"AAAA!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!""AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAA!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!""AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAA!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!" "AAAAAGH!!" "AAAGH!!""AAAAAG
EPISODE FIFTEEN: CLIMAX CONTINUED actionmomentsnotice 2007-03-07 21:16:00 IN LOVING DEDICATION TO THE MEMORY OF ANNA NICOLEShe leads me down the corridor and I become under tension, tunnel vision on her feature I admire most, her lips. Her large pouty lips. I remember in the courtyard, seeing those and wanting to touch them. I'm afraid. I'm terrified. No, I tremble. I tremble with anxiety and unease. I have moments before I pass from dehydration and exhaustion.CONTINUED THURSDAY! Read more:EPISODE FIFTEEN
EPISODE FIFTEEN: CLIMAX CONTINUED actionmomentsnotice 2007-03-08 21:30:00 IN LOVING DEDICATION TO THE MEMORY OF ANNA NICOLEAfter a long harangue, the girl told me where to find water.I run headlong down the tunnel of my sight. I feel as a rabbit traversing his winding hole, into the World of the Dead. My mother, my father, my borothI will find water. I will find water! I will find water.My vision blackening. There! Water!I continue toward the sight of rehydration, though my sight is lost.Don't panic. I fumble around. My hand runs through mud. I drop to my knees, almost in desperation until my hand fins something wet.I cup the liquid to my mouth and drink until I regain full bodily function and beyond....I make it back to where I left the girl, and she's gone, so I continue along the path....Twenty minutes have passed, and I've spotted the castle.I would bet money, the girl's in there.TO BE CONTINUED! Read more:EPISODE FIFTEEN
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