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and another thing… 2007-04-24 03:06:57 yet another thing to be grateful for with my gratitude posting about hubby - I’m SO grateful that he has the emotional fortitude to hold our baby son down while the nurses have to jab him with those needles (3 today) - but have tears in his eyes while doing it.
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Monday Melee 2007-04-30 17:40:00 The MondayMelee
is a neat idea that I’ve decided to join in on, at least when I remember to LOL Check it out and join in
1. The Misanthtropic: Name something (about humanity) you absolutely hate.
The apparent capability to harm your own child. Yes, it’s awful when someone harms a child - any child. But the simple IDEA that someone could hurt the child that they CREATED - mistreating them, hurting them, killing them - drives me batty. I simply cannot fathom it.
2. The Meretricious: Expose something or someone that’s phony, fraudulent or bogus.
Supermodels. What exactly is so super about them?
3. The Malcontent: Name something you’re unhappy with.
At the moment, I’m unhappy with myself for not having any self-control recently.
4. The Meritorious: Give someone credit for something and name it if you can.
My hubby, for getting up and going to work every day, in a field he doesn’t enjoy, even on the days he knows are gonna suck, and doing it simply beca
Reality Recap part Iiii…. erm.. whatever. 2007-05-03 22:26:17 So I was right and John Ratzenberger went byebye this week - you could clearly tell he was ready. He did a great job for a 60 yr old man, but there’s only so much you can expect from a guy when he’s not exactly in dancing shape
It was so cool to see Joey & Laila both get 30s this week. Their performances were awesome. Ian was good but still&hellip
; he’s holding back. Billy Ray, your days are numbered! And even with him, you could tell he was hoping it was his turn to go home. LOL
The Amazing Race has me so pissed off that I don’t even want to watch the finale, even though you know I totally will. I dont’ want ANY of them to win… but if I had to choose because you were going to poke my eye out, I’d say the blondes, because even if they are obnoxious, they are less obnoxious than mirna and whatshername and the other asswipes. LOL Pathetic, though, really.
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, whatever
To Guilt or not to Guilt… that is the question 2007-05-03 20:26:51 I have written this post for my (former) baby blog now turned family blog, but because I have such a diverse readership, I thought I’d post it here as well to see what kinds of comments I’d get from the 1 or 2 folks who visit here
Kristen over at Motherhood Uncensored had an interesting post yesterday about mom guilt. As you know, I have tons of mom guilt. But mine is not necessarily brought on by other’s expectations or judgements of my actions. For the most part, I really don’t *care* what you think about the fact that I’m a stay at home mom. Yes, many women fought for the women’s movement so that I would be allowed to go to work if I wanted. I am grateful to have that “right”, and I’m also grateful that I don’t have to use it.
Hubby & I purposely choose to go without things so that I can stay at home with my children because *I* *Personally* *Believe* that that’s where I belong. I couldn’t stand the Read more:hellip
a new toy for the bedroom 2007-05-02 23:00:39 LOL Put your minds back where they belong, you bunch of pervs.
I’m talking about THIS:
It’s really neat - you plug it in and watch those little suckers work their little legs to the bone LOL
When you have a minute, go to youtube.com and google antworks. It’s amazing what they can do
7 2007-05-06 13:56:52 A friend of mine got married very young. She did so while 8 months pregnant. She did so despite Everyone close to her begging her not to. Including me - I offered to pay for the whole wedding if she’d just walk away (the day OF the wedding lol). The boy she was marrying was [...]
no… way! 2007-05-08 16:25:54 How cool is that? I got nominated over at the Bloggers Choice Awards for a couple of categories. I’m admittedly a bit puzzled on the hottest mommy award… considering how completely COLD I feel lately, but hey, thanks
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grumbles 2007-05-10 03:01:50 So, the same crap I was experiencing last year with the numbness/loss of sensation has actually gotten worse - my dr. thinks it could be related to a low b-12 level, so I’m gonna try that. But it’s really pissing me off - now is the time when my life is getting back on a [...]
The Monday Melee - Survivor Style 2007-05-15 03:14:25 The MondayMelee
1. The Misanthtropic: Name something (about humanity) you absolutely hate.
Deception. Dreamz screwed yau-man over and it sucked.
2. The Meretricious: Expose something or someone that’s phony, fraudulent or bogus.
Dreamz - thinking that he’d seriously get a vote after screwing yau-man over.
3. The Malcontent: Name something you’re unhappy with.
The forced drama of reality shows.
4. The [...] Read more:Style
Another ugly trophy goes to…. (DWTS spoiler) 2007-05-23 07:59:11 The cutesy couple, Julianne & Apolo were triumphant last night after a final stroll across the dance floor for all three couples on Dancing with the Stars.
Laila Ali, got knocked up out first and went out “in true boxer style” according to - if “true boxer style” means obnoxiously, then yeah, she did. She was [...] Read more:hellip
tagged yet again 2007-05-22 10:40:43 I was tagged by AngelBrat a while ago and am just now getting around to thinking about my answers LOL I love getting tagged, though, so here they are - as unthunk as they are
Question number 1: What are three of the stupidest things you’ve done in your life?
(copying angelbrat) started smoking
had [...]
Dancing with the Stars 2007-05-22 08:27:01 Ok, so week 10 of Dancing
with the Stars. *sniff* *Sniff* This was my first year watching this show and I totally love it. I don’t’ know if it’s just because I liked some of the participants, like Joey Fatone, Ian Ziering, Billy Ray Cyrus.. but it really was a fun show [...]
Breaking Taboos 2007-05-21 13:33:59 ABC’s 20/20 on Friday night featured a look at what’s taboo these days. I found myself the ‘object’ of many of the taboos that they discussed, and found it rather funny LOL
As a plus-sized woman, I’ve always felt rather … odd to be with an average sized guy. I have always felt like we [...] Read more:Breaking
, Taboos
monday melee 2007-05-21 11:02:34 1. The Misanthtropic: Name something (about humanity) you absolutely hate.
the fucktards who find it possible to harm children - theirs or others
2. The Meretricious: Expose something or someone that’s phony, fraudulent or bogus.
“good behavior” releases for those fucktards
3. The Malcontent: Name something you’re unhappy with.
The “justice” system that allows those good behavior releases
4. The Meritorious: [...]
a neat meme 2007-05-26 07:10:56 Courtesy of Brahnamin (and yes, I stole his graphics, but it was purely by accident LOL- yet more stuff about me that you didn’t care about
3 quirky things you find attractive in a person of the opposite sex
men in uniform, clean-shaven
men in suits, with a nice aftershave
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99 luft memes 2007-05-25 07:28:58 Stolen from Inspired by Borrowed from Tom.
1. How old will you be in five years? 45 (sob)
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? My kids, and later, my man
3. How tall are you? 5′0″
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? Hmmm, hopefully [...]
Noooo, say it ain’t so, Charlie. 2007-05-24 08:32:16 Big sad face. I can’t believe they killed off Lost’s Charlie
(for good). He’s such a cute character - ok, he’s not all that much cute in his druggie sense, but ya know, he’s cute. I can’t believe they killed him off. Yeah, big deal, he’s a hero. He’s a DEAD hero, dammit LOL
E Online [...]
update on the experiment 2007-05-27 15:40:04 Well, what a week! You may recall that on Tuesday, I told hubby he wasn’t going to cum that night.
The next day, we talked and I told him I’d like to try to get him to Saturday, which was “my night” to decide what we were going to do … sexually. He said “ok”
heh
I’d also wanted to see if him not having that release would make him more randy, playful, needy, etc. SOMETHING.
Unfortunately for me, no. But something else happened that made the “work” so worth it anyways.
Every night this week - Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday, we had sex. Or at least sexual activity. Each of those nights ended with me having one or more orgasms reliably - every night. And one afternoon, I even got flipped around and had my shorts yanked down so he could fuck me during his lunch break! Of course, this is becuase I’ve been teasing him mercilessly
But this whole cumming every time, and sometimes more than once, has
Nature hates me (or… there goes my chances for getting on Survivor) 2007-05-26 19:30:10 No - seriously, it does.
The new photo on my blog header was taken today at this beautiful, serene lake about 10 minutes from home. We got there early, got a nice spot with lots of shade, but near enough to the beach to be able to watch the kids play in the sand.
10 minutes into our little outing, I got BIT. I got bit by some asshole bug horsefly wannabe. I watched the damned thing happen. This is what happened to my hand:
I got bit no less than 7 times in the 5 hours we were there. My baby boy got bit once. The other THREE people in our little party - ya know, the man & two other kidlets? NOTHING. Not that I wish they would have, but WTF.
So then, there we are, sitting at our kitchen table, eating the banana splits that I bribed promised everyone if we could PLEASE LEAVE THIS GODFORSAKEN BUG FEST once we left the beach, hubby came up behind my chair and I asked him if I’d gotten sunburnt, because my shoulder kind of felt like it had.
THERE WAS A FUCKING TICK SUCKING MY Read more:hellip
, chances
toys toys everywhere 2007-06-01 13:27:07
I have a bazillion toys. My toy bag weighs at least 20 pounds. And it hasn’t come out of the depths of the bottom of my closet since 2 days before my son was born (so mom wouldn’t stumble upon it). We hardly ever use anything from my kinky play bag, mostly for a very simple reason. They make NOISE. So noise is not a good thing when you’re sharing a room with an infant. So, the noisy toys are out.
However, there is *one* toy that I love. One toy that I/we do use with almost 100% rate at getting me to my happy place. I’ve never been one with the insertable vibe type of toy, and this isn’t one of those. But apparently, the secret to MY success isn’t so much a secret, judging by the reviews on this particular “toy” I use. So my favorite toy isn’t necessarily a toy, but damn do I have a good time with it *eg*
So just IMAGINE my horror when the wind blew and ruffled the miniblinds in my bedroom window, causing an errant glass of wa Read more:everywhere
various stuffs 2007-05-31 09:27:36
My baby boy turns 100 days old today. Hard to believe it’s gone that fast.
That damned bug bite, and the 5 others I had, itched like a mofo for four freakin days.
I just spent several days moving my baby blog - turned family blog, to one of my own domains and will probably do the same for this blog once I decide on a domain name.
I got stopped the other day (expired inspection sticker) and damn, the Statie was cute.
No, I didn’t proposition him.
Yes, I got a ticket but won’t have to pay it if I can get the car inspected by Sunday
Apparently, Donald Trump got pissy because NBC decided not to put The Apprentice on the Fall schedule, and went all Rosie on them, deciding not to do the show at all anymore. Does that mean NBC is Fired? And more importantly, does ANYONE care???
Another post-partum woman decided to off her kids and, thankfully, herself - and one of the kids - the newest one - survived THE HANGING. All I can imagine is what that little girl is gonna think
wtf 2007-06-03 11:55:28 I’m in a bad place today. No, not physically - physically, I’m sitting on my couch in my mostly quiet house, sharing Baby Einstein with my baby boy, while my oldest is upstairs *supposedly* cleaning his room; hubby’s at Staples with the evil middle child, my daughter spawn of satan and the princess of the house.
But that is a subject for another day.
Today, I’m gonna go on a rant that you’ll probably not understand and most definitely not give a shit about, but I’m in such a nasty, rotten mood that if I DO NOT GET IT OUT, I’m going to spontaneously combust.
“Geez, LC,” you say to yourself, “what’s got your panties in a bunch?”
MY EXTENDED FAMILY.
I love them, I really do.
But with each passing year, my poor little family gets more and more splintered and it’s because of ridiculous shit that gets passed around from one to the other, alienating more of us. I’ve always tried to be the peace maker in my fa
argh 2007-06-07 09:53:55 Is there anyone out there who has any clue about plugins and their use on your own domain-hosted word press blog?????
If you’re out there, would you pleaseeeee comment so I can contact you? Plleeeeeeaaaassssseeeee?
Thank ooo
Goodbye Tony Soprano, we’ll miss you… heLLO Big Love! :D 2007-06-11 05:50:07 YES, I admit it - I LOVE Tony Soprano. James Gandolfini is just hot, in my book. But specifically, as Tony, he’s awesome. I’m gonna miss him. *sniffle*
However&hellip
;
Big Love comes back on tonight. Woohoo! How hard is it to be THAT guy, 3 wives, 3 houses, 8? kids. Nope, wouldn’t want to be him LOL (pms x 3… No Thanks)
And Rescue Me comes back this week too. Dennis Leary is another of those guys you love to hate. And of course, The Shield ended last week. oh, but I do like me some Michael Chiklis.
If you watch any and all of these shows, you’ll notice one thing holds true for all these guys.
They like sex. They like it raw, hard and fast.
Geez, all these bad boys, is it any wonder I’m sharing my life with my own bad boy?
I’d like to see Tony Soprano down on his knees, though… begging to be allowed to kiss my foot
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just blahhhhh 2007-06-14 09:54:11 I know I have been ignoring my blogging duties here. I’ve been blogging like a madwoman over at my other blog, but have really had nothing even remotely adult to share with you here.
I’m back to my blahhhhhs.
The sex has dried up due to really annoying illnesses, first on his part and now on mine.
I went to the dentist on Monday for the first time in 5 years [thanks to newly purchased dental insurance]. While his assessment didn’t surprise me, the bill [fucking OUCH] did. And then of course, that night, my teeth, which weren’t hurting BEFORE I went to the dentist, sure as hell did after. Then the allergies kicked in, filling my sinuses and making every movement of my head hurt, making my teeth throb. I’ve been a mess ever since.
Fuck, ya know?
The fucking idiot that did the HR duties at my hubbies work, because she wasn’t doing her job CORRECTLY back in February, put us onto the medical/dental benefits that we signed up for RETROACTIVELY, wh
look out parents… 2007-06-23 09:09:36
Mingle2 - Online Dating
This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
* fucking (19x)
* fuck (13x)
* sex (11x)
* cum (3x)
* sexy (2x)
* asshole (1x)
LOL
Well, FUCK me! I’m NC-17.. which makes total sense! rotflmao
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the bullshit weight-loss industry 2007-06-21 00:22:20 I am an American woman who has always struggled with my weight, as has my sister, and our mother. But because I have a BRAIN, I don’t run to every weight-loss “miracle” that comes along… thus probably saving my life a time or two.
My sister, though, has tried several “miracle” drugs and other weight-loss plans with varying success, although she scares the hell out of me when she lets me know (usually weeks after she’s started) that she’s taking them or experiencing problems WITH them.
My sister is 13 yrs younger than me, has had 2 children and is only moderately out of her weight “limit” as set forth by the AMA.
With that being said, I can say with some authority that my sister would probably be goofy enough to try the newest FAD weight loss miracle drug - alli - because it’s FDA-approved and promises. The website touts
|”forget the fad diets, gimmicks, miracle offers & empty promises”|
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life in the slow/fast/slow/fast/slow lane 2007-07-02 20:43:31 Whether you’ve noticed or not, I haven’t blogged much. At least not here. I’ve blogged like a mad woman over at the fam blog. But I censor myself there, and I don’t have to here.
My relationship with hubby seems to be falling to shit once again. I’m depressed. I have health issues that I either can’t fix, or can’t afford to fix. I’m angry at the stupid weather. I’m angry that my 4yr old can piss me off so quickly, and elicit a reaction that she’s obviously yearning for, and I give it to her.
I was told 2 months ago that I’m depressed, that I can take something to help me get through it - that it probably wouldn’t take long. But hubby flipped his fucking LID over the idea, and because everything I fucking DO is for him, mostly, I didn’t take them. He flipped bcause he’s known “people” on antidepressants before, and they were zoned out, made rash dec
one step at a time 2007-07-08 09:09:39 So this week, things really came to a head, emotionally, for me. I don’t really know why - nothing’s really changed that drastically. Maybe it’s just the lack of sleep - I’d begun to get used to the baby sleeping better at night - then when he didn’t - which was totally my fault, it threw me. But it sucked. And I got to a place where I could see myself really going too far, so I called the doctor and got an appointment to get changed from the celexa (which really isn’t indicated for breastfeeding) to zoloft. Hubby didn’t like it and essentially stopped talking to me.
Oh well - he’ll get over it
So I went , talked to the new doc and she gave me the prescription. Got it filled, took one yesterday. Made me very sleepy all day - made the baby sleepy too. Gonna take it at night from now on and see what happens.
Wish me luck.
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