Owner: Ordinary Stars URL:http://ordinary-stars.blogspot.com/ Join Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2007 10:21:58 -0600 Rating:0 Site Description: Funny photoshopped pictures of your favorite celebrities like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears as ordinary people like you and me. Site statistics:Click here
Justin Timberlake 2007-12-20 23:05:00 If JustinTimberlake
wasn't rich and famous, he would be working at some fast food restaurant like McDonald's or Burger King and look like this. I don't know what restaurant's uniform he's wearing here, but it sure is funny looking. He kinda looks retarded in this picture too. Ding fries are done! Read more:Justin Timberlake
Jessica Alba, the Fat Goth Chick 2007-12-20 18:52:00 I was gonna say the Fat Goth Whore, but I think that would have been a little too mean. But I said it anyways, so I guess that flew right out the window! Her outfit isn't that bad. I'm kinda digging that skull covered tie she has on. The stockings are a little over the top and well, pretty much her whole outfit is. The hair, uh, let's just say it's a mess. Read more:Jessica
, Jessica Alba
Beyonce is Normal 2007-12-20 13:56:00 Beyonce is a typical college student in this picture. if you look closely, you can see college related stuff on the wall, so I figured this girl must be in college. So, it could technically be Beyonce looking up on some college loans or getting her homework done. Who knows, she could be at some Ivy League school like Yale or Harvard...or a local community college. My original picture had her wearing a pair of glasses, but it looked real cheesy. Read more:Normal
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Jamie Lynn Spears:I just couldn't help myself 2007-12-20 09:29:00 I'm already going to hell so I just had to do this one. It was just screaming at me to make a picture of her pregnant since there were no REAL ones out there yet. Anyways, I was going to make her a pregnant trailer trash girl but I thought that may have been too mean. Jamie
Lynn Spears
is just 16, and although she is pretty stupid for getting herself pregnant, I'm not gonna sink THAT low. Plus, it's not all her fault. Her boyfriend or ex-boyfriend or whoever he is, Casey Aldridge, sperminated her so he's partly to blame, not to mention her mother. So, I just made this. Not too much harm in it...just what she would look like 7 months pregnant. I repeat, this IS NOT REAL! Read more:myself
, Jamie Lynn
I got bored... 2007-12-19 21:10:00 So i went to this morphing site that morphs pictures of celebrities together and did some experimenting. Some came out really funny and others looked stupid. Well, anyways, here's Queen Elizabeth and Ben Affleck, Angelina Jolie and Donald Trump, and Paris Hilton and Al Pacino.
These past few weeks in review... 2007-12-18 17:49:00 After every few weeks
or so, I'm gonna post the top 10 most discussed, favorited, and most real looking pictures I have put up during that time period. Enjoy!#10 - Oprah WinfreyI mentioned how this picture represents Oprah without her millions, but someone commented on it and said it should be without her billions...which is even better!#9 - Kevin FederlineThis picture is on here because it just cracks me up. I don't even consider K-Fed a celebrity for that matter, and I don't think he has that much money anyways...except the money Britney gives him. But either way, he's still got 2 pictures up here and this is one of them. #8 - Pamela AndersonI think this is one of my most best works. It just looks so real. And it's pretty convincing too!#7 - John TravoltaAgain, John Travolta as a fat balding man reminds me of Homer Simpson. Enough said.#6 - MadonnaI don't know how I was able to pull this one off. It looks real and hilarious at the same time. And to think, this is Madonna!#5 - B Read more:review
Johnny Depp 2007-12-18 17:44:00 If he wasn't doing Pirates of the Caribbean then he would be staying at home in his pajamas like this. Read more:Johnny
, Johnny Depp
An Ordinary Christina Aguilera 2007-12-18 15:53:00 Awwww...she looks so Cute. This was more like her when she first came out. Then she turned into a stripper. Then she was more classy. And now she's pregnant! Read more:Christina
, Aguilera
Martha Stewart Minus a Celebrity Hairdresser 2007-12-18 13:59:00 Just think, this is exactly what MarthaStewart
would look like if she wasn't famous. No celebrity hairdresser to cut her hair, style it, or color it! Someone needs a heavy duty straightener or relaxer. Read more:Celebrity
, Minus
David Beckham is a Fat Old Man 2007-12-17 15:19:00 Yes, we all Know the real DavidBeckham
is far far far from this. But what if he wasn't famous and not a soccer player? Would this be him at age 65? Read more:David Beckham
Madonna in a Weird Position 2007-12-17 13:07:00 Something tells me Madonna
really does these type of things. Maybe it's for her religion the Kaballah or whatever it is. Or, she could just be doing Yoga or Pilates. But, I just call it twisting yourself up into a painful pretzel. Read more:Weird
Merry Christmas From Ordinary Stars 2007-12-24 17:44:00 Have a nice Holiday and an awesome new year. Good to see Paris Hilton as an elf. Anways, I'll still be posting even before the new year, so when you get the chance, check back for more funny Ordinary Stars Pictures. And remember, don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer. Read more:Christmas
, Merry
, Merry Christmas
Mel Gibson Dancing the Night Away 2007-12-24 09:59:00 He's sporting an ugly shirt and a funky hairdo. Is he drunk? Or is this just his normal, sober appearance. The hair is just crazy though. I can't tell if it's a mullet or "metal" hair. But, it sure looks like he's having a great time! Read more:Night
, Dancing
, Gibson
CONTEST! 2007-12-23 18:10:00 All right. I think we need a contest around here to get my readers more involved. How about this...make your own photoshopped (or paint if you don't have photoshop) picture of your favorite Ordinary Star and send it in. The funniest 3 will be featured on the site at the end of February. I would offer a cash prize but my ass is broke, so that ain't happening...sorry. If you have any other ideas as a prize (no money or tangible prizes), please leave a comment. Also, any questions are great. I may extend the deadline if I don't get a lot of submissions. Send all submissions to klawedkillerkitten@gmail.comOr, if you want to do it the hard way, send a link to your picture through the comments. Have fun and please participate!
Watch Out for the Big Girl 2007-12-23 12:23:00 Looking lovely as ever and holding her breasts, it's a plus sized Britney Spears! She can still be fat and sexy at the same time.
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