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Bullshattuck Is Wishing You a Happy Grammar Day 2008-03-04 13:00:00 According to Mental Floss, today are National Grammar
Day! I never knowed that the Society for the Promotion of Good Grammar even existed - let alone have their own National Grammar Day - so I'm going out to celebrate! How... Read more:Happy
, Wishing
Provo Supports Alan Keyes for President? 2008-03-04 07:00:00 Who knew Provo was such a hotbed for presidential campaigns? 1.) So I come across this article on Radar, with the non-attention grabbing headline of Alan Keyes Humiliates Barack Yet Again. I click. 2.) The website references Alan Keyes' website.... Read more:President
My 15 Minutes of Fame on Google? 2008-03-03 13:00:00 (This article was published in the March 3rd, 2008 issue of the The Daily Utah Chronicle) Andy Warhol once said, "In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. This will mostly be accomplished by Google
Maps' Street View...
Throw Your Vote Away on Bullshattuck.com and Nader, Please 2008-03-03 07:00:00 Don't be mad. But I've decided to pull a Ralph Nader and enter a contest which has already been going on for some time, and whose prize I don't deserve. Unlike Nader however, you don't owe your seatbelt to me.... Read more:Throw
, Please
How You Found Bullshattuck, February 2008 2008-03-01 07:00:00 I'll admit that this isn't necessarily the most original idea, having copied this idea from Drew's Back of the Cereal Box blog, as well as everyone else's blog. As today is March 1st, I thought I would share the words... Read more:February
How to Support Obama and Be Stoned at the Same Time 2008-02-29 15:00:00 Contrary to popular belief, I don't smoke pot. Now I realize that some people may not believe this - including people who have actually seen me smoke pot - but it's true. I don't smoke pot, and if you think... Read more:Support
, Obama
Salt Lake Tribune LOVES Birthdays! 2008-02-29 09:00:00 The Salt LakeTribune
has a story today about a father and his daughter who both share the same leap day birthday. THE SAME LEAP DAY BIRTHDAY?!?! WhAt ArE tHe OdDs?!?! HoW pOsItVeLy WaCkY!!!!! aNd NeWsWoRtHy!!!! If I dIdNt KnOw... Read more:Birthdays
Barack & Hillary Get All Hot N' Heavy 2008-02-28 13:00:00 Dream ticket? You wanna dream ticket? Here's your damn dream ticket. Complete with makin' out and dancey music! I gotta be honest, had I know that running for president means you get to suck face with Mrs. Clinton, I totally... Read more:Barack
, Hillary
, Heavy
Orange You Glad You Have Your Health? 2008-02-28 07:00:00 While I've blocked out the name of this Salt Lake City salon in order to protect the innocent (because far be it for me to offend a salon), I still thought you would like to know that a particular salon... Read more:Orange
, Health
I Read Salon.com for the Poo 2008-03-12 13:00:00 Came across this headline on Salon
.com today. Who cares what the story's about? This has to be the best headline, I'm going to say, ever: "What is your poo telling you about your health? It's the burning question that has...
Just Because Cher Is Old, Doesn't Mean She Sucks 2008-03-12 01:00:00 (This article was published in the March 12th, 2008 issue of the The Daily Utah Chronicle.) (You'll notice that the version here is different from the version on the Chronicle's website. This is because I hate hate hate the way...
Everybody Hates Bullshattuck (Episode 3), Starring Cher 2008-03-05 13:00:00 She's won an Emmy for The Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour. She's won an Academy Award for Moonstruck. She's won like a billion Grammys for who even knows. And now, as if she hasn't done enough already, Cher is inspiring... Read more:Everybody
, Hates
, Episode
Cherlemons Into Cherlemonade 2008-03-13 10:00:00 I thought the Chergate controversy was, for the most part, over. If you'll recall, I had the audacity of insulting the goddess Cher in a recent column, thus unleashing a tidal wave of Cher lovin' and Ryan Shattuck hatin'. But...
All Dogs and Babies Go to Heaven 2008-03-19 01:00:00 (This column was published in the March 11th, 2008 issue of the QSaltLake) I just so happen to be writing this column on the very day my dog celebrates his ninth birthday. Now, for those who are of the opinion... Read more:Babies
, Heaven
Why Not All Lucky Charms Are Magically Delicious 2008-03-17 09:00:00 Happy Saint Patrick's Day! The following is an old essay I once wrote about "luck," and am re-posting here as proof that I believe in recycling. A heads-up penny. A four-leaf clover. A shooting star. A rabbit’s foot. A ladybug.... Read more:Charms
, Delicious
Live Healthier, Live Longer 2008-03-24 09:00:00 (This boring column was published in the March 24th, 2008 issue of the The Daily Utah Chronicle) I've accepted the fact that April 19 will probably be the day I die. "Why is Ryan dying at such a young age?"... Read more:Live Longer
Homelessness is an Issue For Everyone 2008-03-31 09:09:33 (So I decided to write a sensitive, thought-provoking column for once - which resulted in a column that instead comes across as whiny and boring. In any case, this column was published in the March 31st, 2008 issue of the...
B-Movie? More Like GLBT-Movie 2008-04-03 09:36:00 (This column was published in the March 27th, 2008 issue of the QSaltLake. Ironically, I was recently invited just this last week to join the committee that chooses the films for Gay Movie Night at the Tower Theatre. Go figure....
I'm Lazier Than You, and This Is Why 2008-04-02 10:00:00 So I'll be the first to admit that I've been kind of lazy when it comes to blogging recently. Thinking about it though, I don't necessarily know who else would be admitting this before I am. Either way, I have...
It's My Birthday and I'll Be Pissy If I Want To, Redux 2008-04-07 16:45:27 (This essay was written last year around my birthday. I think the theory in reposting this essay once again, is that I'll be able to convince myself that perhaps I'm still stuck somewhere in 2007 or even 2005. I am... Read more:Birthday
, Redux
When Old Age Attacks! 2008-04-07 10:00:00 Tomorrow is my birthday. I'll be 27 years old in real years (or 45 years old in gay years). To grasp how old I'll be, look at it this way: In 2 more years I'll no longer be eligible to...
The Blame Game 2008-04-09 09:15:58 (This boring column was published in the April 8th, 2008 issue of the The Daily Utah Chronicle) I like to blame other people -- but that's not my fault. Blaming other people is one of my favorite pastimes. For example,... Read more:Blame
Bullshattuck Chooses Katie Couric's New Successor 2008-04-10 12:00:00 I like KatieCouric
. Really. Some find her saccharine personality to occasionally (i.e. always) border on the annoying. I on the other hand find her to be charming and delightful, while simultaeously plucky and determined. She's a scrappy orphan in... Read more:Successor
, Katie Couric
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