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An impostor in shoes like Bongo “Show Off”; could the real Anna Wintour please stand up?
2008-03-06 17:52:59
Many sources claim that this is a photo of Anna Wintour outside of a fashion show during Paris Fashion Week. Now, I don’t know who the hell that woman is, but she ain’t Anna Wintour. She’s got that cold hard stare that could deep freeze a puppy, but I still don’t believe it’s [...]
Read more: shoes , Bongo

MK Olsen in Jean Michael Cazabat and the KORS “Nymph”
2008-03-06 17:28:56
Here’s Mary-Kate Olsen at a John Galliano show in Paris. Looking at this picture reminds of how my mother always thought the Olsen twins looked like treasure trolls. Maybe Lucy Lui is about to rub the jewel in her belly for luck. Mary-Kate and Lucy Lui are looking quite fashionable, in different ways. [...]
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Posh is flawless as usual in shoes like Luichiny “Win”
2008-03-06 15:43:47
Here’s Posh Beckham on the way to the Pink Taco for little Cruz Beckham’s birthday party. I sometimes forget that Posh is mother. I look at her and figure there’s no way she could possibly reproduce without giving birth to a barbie doll. I guess Posh proves that you can be a [...]
Read more: shoes , flawless

Lindsay Lohan wears boots like Rockport “Merrick” with - here’s a shock - leggings
2008-03-06 15:13:11
Here’s Lindsay Lohan leaving a dinner date with her mom, Dina and sister, Ali. Linds looks like she was going for the “Goth Ski Bunny” look. Wearing the remains of a dead crow and leggings that look as though they would cause Linds to fly down a toboggan hill on her ass at [...]
Read more: Rockport , Lindsay Lohan

Paris tries to be holy in Bronx Shoes “Chrissy”; gets reincarnated into tapeworm
2008-03-05 17:13:03
Oh, Paris Hilton. I love her, because she’s a big joke. The only problem is that she doesn’t get it.
Read more: tries , Bronx

Miss Jackson is nasty in leggings; Peter Kaiser “Edita” prefers bare legs
2008-03-05 15:54:01
In case you didn’t know, Janet Jackson ’s Discipline is number one. Apparently, Janet decided to celebrate by stealing Lohan’s leggings and Diana Ross’ weave. It’s hard to believe that someone who dresses like this is “The Sane Jackson”.
Read more: Peter , Kaiser

Heidi Klum designs Birkenstocks “Loneliest Rock” for her far out fashion hep cats
2008-03-05 15:18:12
Ode to Heidi Klum (Best read with lit candles and lots of snapping) Heidi Klum , German muse, Sexy beat poetess, Got on her hippie groove.


Britney channels Wonder Woman with Chinese Laundry “Gonzales”; goes shopping for Lasso of Truth
2008-03-04 18:00:07
Another day, more Britney gossip. This time, it seems she’s running out of money. Rumour has it that Britney’s finances are quickly dwindling, due to her excessive spending. Who knew cheetos and frappuccinos could have such an effect on a pop star’s riches? Britney has had so much success in the past that [...]
Read more: channels , Chinese , Laundry , Gonzales , Truth , Wonder Woman

Ashlee Simpson tries to be bad ass in Harley-Davidson “El Paso”; hard to be bad ass when standing in Wal-Mart
2008-03-04 16:12:15
Here’s the “good looking” Simpson sister at a signing for her new CD at Wal-Mart. Yes, Wal-Mart. What, were all the Best Buys closed? Ashlee attended this signing without her boyfriend/creepy hair twin, Pete Wentz. Maybe there was only enough straightening balm for one of them, that evening. I get irritated when [...]
Read more: tries , Harley , Davidson , Ashlee Simpson

Milla Jovovich makes a funny with legwarmers and the Charles David “Leisure”
2008-03-04 07:13:40
Watch out. Katinka Ingabogovinanana has you in her sight. The beautiful Milla Jovovich successfully made the transition from model to actress, and has become well known for her roles as “kick ass females” in movies like Resident Evil and Ultraviolet. However, her role as Katinka in Zoolander was most likely my favourite, as it [...]
Read more: makes , Charles , David , Leisure , Milla Jovovich

Paris wears Benji Madden’s ring and boots like Report “Nymph”
2008-03-02 16:02:18
Paris Hilton was spotted flaunting a new ring the other day. It was allegedly given to her by brand new boyfriend, Benji Madden . Benji is of course one half of Good Charlotte’s Madden brothers. Brother Joel is engaged to - and is the baby papa of - Paris’ ex best friend/reconciled best [...]
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Kanye and Alexis look fierce for Fendi; Martinez Valero “Fire” is harder, better, faster, stronger
2008-03-02 13:46:14
Here’s Kanye West and fiancée Alexis Phifer at a Fendi store opening during Paris Fashion Week. A designer herself, Alexis has somehow found a heterosexual male who obviously feels as passionately about fashion as she does. The fact that it’s the very sexy and talented Kanye West is just icing on the cake. [...]
Read more: Martinez , Valero , better , stronger

Kate Moss parties like a supermodel should in sexy t-straps like AKNY “Jennie”
2008-03-01 16:00:01
I love British celebrities. They’re so much more fun to watch. Example, the lovely Kate Moss : Here’s the fashion chameleon herself leaving Club Punk in Soho the other night. The model partied with friends, including a foxy looking Kelly Osbourne. You may imagine that British people sit around, clinking tea cups with [...]
Read more: parties , supermodel

Britney is a perfect example of how not wear the VOLATILE “Cavalier” boot; pirates everywhere are offended
2008-03-01 13:57:46
Britney Spears seems to love boots. I see photos of her parading around in different boots all the time. She likely has a whole closet full of boots, which I imagine would be located next to her room full of flip-flops, which is next to the room full of cheetos (that are probably [...]
Read more: Britney , Cavalier , everywhere

Lindsay Lohan “Takes it to the Limit” with Seychelles, and probably drugs
2008-02-29 14:48:53
I shouldn’t imply that Lindsay is using drugs. She claims to be clean, and if chasing a woman down the street in her car while high out her mind on cocaine isn’t enough to clean her up, then I’m not sure what would. However, you don’t wear a dress like this without the [...]
Read more: Lohan , Lindsay Lohan , Limit , Seychelles

Madonna gets inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame wearing boots like Pleaser USA “Seduce 3036″; makes Timberlake her bitch
2008-03-11 17:30:01
Iggy is leathery, Madonna is an inductee, Timberlake is stoned Well, it look as though years of cone bras, kissing young pop stars and fellating bottles have finally paid off. Last night, Madonna was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Read more: wearing , makes

Lindsay wears booties like Nine West “Packrat”; corrupts young sister with boots like Steve Madden “Cecillia”
2008-03-11 16:56:44
The world prepares for another fashion challenged Lohan. Lindsay Lohan was out the other night with her young er sister , Ali. I’m happy to see that Lindsay’s wearing a dress, as oppose to just a shirt. I actually don’t mind what she’s wearing. The furry/shiny jacket is kind of fugly, and I don’t care [...]
Read more: Steve , Madden , Nine West , Steve Madden

Paris Hilton wears boots like J.Lo “Damask”; dates crappy musicians
2008-03-11 15:59:55
Paris: “Benji, what colour are my eyes?” Benji: “Nipple?” Here’s Paris Hilton at a club in Las Vegas with her boy of the mintute, Benji Madden. Don’t they look cute? Benji staring at Paris’ boobs, Paris loving it because she’s dead inside and lives off of the attention of others. [...]
Read more: Paris , Damask , dates , musicians , Paris Hilton

Ugg Classic Short captures Claudia Schiffer; world prepares for full Ugg invasion
2008-03-09 17:41:02
What is it with supermodels and Uggs?
Read more: Classic , Short , Claudia , Schiffer , Claudia Schiffer

Madonna is a sexy boxer in boots like Pleaser USA “Seduce-2020″; enjoys capturing crotch shots on film
2008-03-09 16:11:45
Madonna’s back! The Material Girl just released a song with Justin Timberlake titled “Four Minutes” which will be featured on her new CD Hard Candy. The song also features hitmaker Timbaland. I’m eagerly anticipating hearing “Beat Goes On”, a track on Hard Candy featuring rapping ego, Kanye West. I imagine those [...]
Read more: Madonna , crotch , shots

MK Olsen in Prada and the Jessica Simpson “Whena”
2008-03-09 15:22:45
Here’s famous twin/fashion hobo Mary-Kate Olsen on the left with her sister. Come November, Ashley and MK will be releasing a coffee table book about the people by whom they are influenced. Titled Influence, the book will feature many designers, artists and photographers. No word yet if Bob Saget made the cut. Many [...]
Read more: Prada , Jessica , Simpson

Gwen Stefani is pregnant and wearing flip-flops like Havaianas “Top”
2008-03-08 15:04:49
Here’s pregnant Gwen Stefani with son, Kingston Rossdale. Gwen’s looking quite good, even if she is dressed for a funeral. I don’t always agree with many of her schizophrenic fashion choices, but she always looks very well put together, even when pregnant.
Read more: wearing , Havaianas , Gwen Stefani

Radioactive Rihanna, the “Victoria” shoe and Vans “No Skool”
2008-03-08 14:25:34
Is neon in again? If so, why? Do people not remember 1991? Do we not remember individuals walking around looking like bicycle reflectors? Here’s Rihanna during Paris Fashion Week. She sported some powerfully neon platforms that are currently burning my retinas. At least she knows that she will not [...]
Read more: Radioactive

The Leggings Chronicles continue: Lindsay Lohan and the Bronx Shoes “Trish”
2008-03-08 13:48:04
Here’s Lindsay Lohan , pantless again, sporting another shade of leggings. Sometimes I wonder if her leggings are crotchless and thus, she never takes them off. Lindsay’s kind of the fashion equivalent of Jim Morrison. Not in that she has sexy rock star style, or talent for that matter, but Jim apparently never [...]
Read more: Leggings , Bronx , Trish , Lindsay Lohan

Posh and Ellen’s shoe swap and the Isaac Mizrahi “Bambi”
2008-03-08 13:03:50
What you are seeing is correct. The above photo is of a one Posh Beckham in sneakers. Beside her, lovable lesbian chic Ellen in a pair of stilettos. You have now entered the bizarro fashion universe.
Read more: Isaac , Mizrahi

Cracktacular Courtney Love in Louboutins and the Steven “Chap”
2008-03-08 12:11:00
Courtney Love claims to be sober. She hasn’t been admitted to rehab, the psych ward, or willingly flashed her crotch in public for a while, so she may be telling the truth. You wouldn’t think so by the looks of this picture. She probably is sober, but crazy. Years of serious drug abuse [...]
Read more: Courtney , Steven

More bizarre fashion from the Sex and the City movie set and the Report “Charlize”
2008-03-14 09:30:54
Is Carrie Bradshaw being fashionable with this dress? Or trying to smuggle illegal goods over the border? Here’s more shots from the Sex and the City movie set. It’s just another picture of Sarah Jessica Parker wearing something I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole. Unless the pole was a ten foot [...]


Ugg Classic Tall takes Jaime Pressly hostage; Department of Homeland Style, take note
2008-03-13 15:43:56
Horton hears a bad fashion choice Here’s Jaime Pressly as she arrives at the Late Show with David Letterman to promote her voice work in Horton Hears a Who! All seems well, but if you look closely, you’ll notice that Jaime posesses weapons of mass fugliness. That’s right, folks. The Ugg boot has [...]
Read more: Classic , Department , Homeland , Style , Jaime Pressly

Lindsay welcomes you to the jungle in Nike Dunk High Premium
2008-03-13 14:53:03
An orange Axl Rose, Lindsay says “Sha-na-na-na-na-na kneeees kneeees!” Okay. I get it. I know what you’re trying to do, here, Lindsay.
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Naomi Campbell is back in black with boots like BOSS Hugo Boss 91768; no assistants were harmed in the creation of this post
2008-03-12 20:19:41
Naomi’s mother drags her away before she attacks the camera man Better put on a helmet. Naomi is coming this way.
Read more: Naomi , Campbell , Naomi Campbell

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