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Preferred Customer 2008-02-26 22:45:44 It all began one quiet, cold morning. I walked out to my car with my glass half full and my stomach half empty. Everything was looking like every other day, except for a little orange ticket that was wedged under my wiper blade and frozen onto my windshield. I studied it for a bit and [...] Read more:Customer
How to make fun of yourself 2008-02-17 15:29:58 The best way to bash yourself is by listing things that are true. This shouldn’t be difficult if you’re honest.
If you’re that lazy, you can also use things that are not quite true, but can’t really be proven false.
If you’re stuck in writer’s block, buy a mirror and refer to it often for inspiration.
In the [...]
The Electronic Bible 2008-01-22 12:59:57 I got my wife a sweet pink Bible for Christmas. But I guess it’s sweeter than I originally thought. Apparently it lists specific operating temperatures because now she’s all worried about it getting too cold or too hot. I’m not sure what it does better than a regular analog Bible, but I’m still looking for [...] Read more:Electronic
Mutant 2008-01-17 17:51:16 I’ve never really had a specific topic to blog about, until I looked back and realized I’ve had a somewhat ongoing theme of making fun of myself. Just do a search on this site for “loser” and you’ll see what I mean. (Yes, I have nothing better to do.) So to be on topic, here [...] Read more:Mutant
Biggest fan 2008-01-11 11:14:38 See that? I have a fan. Somebody out there likes my blog. My one loyal fan is what keeps me going. Without that support, I would not be where I am today.
Is it bad that I’m my only fan?
No title 2008-01-01 15:44:18 I recently cut my hair; all of it. I’ve been asked countless times why. I’m really not so sure why. The only “why” I know is why I grew my hair long to begin with. I was reminded of this as my hair began to grow back. As you can see from this detailed (and [...]
Oh bother 2007-12-12 16:12:27 My website ranks higher in a google search for “josh mayer” or “josh meir” than it does for the correct spelling of my name, “josh meyer”
I’ve been working hard to get people to visit this website which doesn’t sell anything and ultimately has no purpose
Exactly 55.79% of the visitors to this website are from France [...]
Worst blog 2007-12-07 14:28:21 Sweet, this blog has been nominated for Worst Blog of All Time! This is an extreme high honor and quite an accomplishment, so go there and vote for photricity.com for worst blog of all time. (or other categories if you must)
Date Idea: Mole Constellations 2008-03-13 16:39:55 What could be more romantic than discovering new things about your date? Instead of spending precious money on food or entertainment, find romance in the unique qualities of each other. But be cautious; it can lead to other things. Namely, a request for a back massage.
Immature 2008-03-31 15:02:11 I’m sure there’s a very good reason why they have video game ratings. No one who’s 17+ would want to play a game that’s rated E for Extremely boring. And no child should be allowed to play a game that’s rated M for Mature.
But my question is, why would anyone who is “Mature” be playing [...]
The Loop 2008-04-14 15:48:31 I’m pretty much always uninformed about everything that’s going on. So rather than having everyone remind me about how I’m out of the loop, I drew a little map so I’ll always know exactly where I am.
Hard Candy 2008-04-26 22:21:02 To name your ice cream dessert a Blizzard makes sense. It’s cold and swirled together like a blizzard. But how does Culvers get away with naming their clone of the Blizzard a “Concrete Mixer”? Is it hard and gravelly like concrete? Did they get their inspiration from a cement truck? I imagine concrete tasting something [...] Read more:Candy
Extra Cheese 2008-05-02 16:40:05 I catch myself sometimes using the words cheesy and corny with the same meaning, but I’ve started to wonder if they mean the same thing or not. I checked out the nutritional facts and found that cheesy is defined as “cheap or poor quality” while corny is synonymous with “old-fashioned and unoriginal.” While cheesy sounds [...] Read more:Extra
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The Contract 2008-05-25 15:37:45 I’m in the middle of a process that I call the most depressing thing in the world. I’m buying a house. I’d be happy to just pay for the house, but that’s not how a mortgage works. In the end I will have paid enough money for two and a half houses. (That’s more than [...]
Majority Report 2008-06-11 18:34:17 Good news for all the Josh’s in the world (a.k.a. almost everyone). The rate at which parents are punishing their kids by naming them Josh is declining. This could mean one of two things. Either people are getting more creative when they’re naming their kids, or Josh’s have just made a bad impression on the [...] Read more:Majority
Rocky Road 2008-06-21 22:12:01 The Phoenix Mars Lander recently found this white substance on Mars. Scientists aren’t sure exactly what it is, but I recognized it instantly. It’s Rocky
Road ice cream!
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