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The Amazing Animated Browser Thingy 2007-01-11 16:38:04 Here’s a fun little trick. Go to any website with lots of graphics and paste this bit of code into the address bar and hit your ‘enter’ key. The graphics on the page will animate.
Try it on a porn site. If you stare at the monitor long enough, you’ll see God, but it turns... Read more:Amazing
You can do Anything with Enough Money 2007-01-10 20:42:52 The current administration has been working hard to shut down Internet porn and online gambling sites by making life rough for the people that run or promote them.
In the case of Internet porn, they made revisions to an existing law (2257) and have been telling the public that the purpose of the... Read more:Enough
, Money
Fun with Rumsfeld 2007-01-10 00:21:45 Now that’s funny right there. I don’t care who you are.
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More Idiot Voters in New Jersey 2007-01-09 16:56:08 Should this man be allowed to vote?
New Jersey
wants to remove the word ‘idiot’ from it’s constitution because some nitwits believe it prevents people with mental disabilities from voting.
The section of the constitution in question states that “no idiot or insane person... Read more:Voters
, New Jersey
White People Are Not Caucasians 2007-01-08 17:58:12 I was filling out an order form for a baby doll for my daughter a few days ago and was being asked to select the ethnicity. The choices were American Indian, African-American, Asian, Caucasian, and Hispanic.
As I was looking at this list I started wondering if I should be offended at the use of the... Read more:White
, White People
Stylish New Stun Guns from Taser 2007-01-08 16:15:42 Have you been considering buying a stun gun but thought they were too damn unattractive, or do you have a stun gun and wish it coordinated better with your outfits? Well, you’re in luck.
Taser
, the company that makes stun guns, has unveiled it’s newest version and man is it cool... Read more:Stylish
You're Plutoed 2007-01-08 15:27:08 As most of you are probably aware by now, Pluto is no longer considered a planet and we will now be teaching children that there are eight planets in the solar system.
For those of you that don’t know, the General Assembly of the International Astronomical Union has decided that Pluto no...
Profiling Based on Stereotypes Unfair 2007-01-05 18:25:23 Since the 9/11 attack, security at airports and other sensitive areas has increased and people are being picked out for searches, humiliated and inconvenienced based solely on the way they look. A man with dark skin and a beard is instantly profiled as being from the Middle East and a possible... Read more:Profiling
, Stereotypes
Alien Cow Abductions Serious Problem 2007-01-04 17:57:26 There is an alarming and insidious problem occurring in the world at this very moment and most of you are blissfully unaware, unless you’re a dairy farmer or sell milking machines.
Alien
cow abductions are a serious threat and if we don’t find a way to stop it we’ll all be... Read more:Problem
You Park Like An Idiot 2007-01-04 13:55:02 How many times have you seen someone park like an idiot and felt like making sure they knew it? They’re either too lazy to take the time to get their car between the lines like the rest of us, or they think they’re special and they deserve the right to take up two spots but [...]
Hot New Camera for Voyeurs 2007-01-12 17:01:44 Camero, a company from Israel, has developed a camera that can see through solid walls and they have raised $20 million from investors to begin manufacturing the cameras.
The Xaver800, as the prototype is called, issues an ultrawideband signal and the data is used to create 3D models of anything... Read more:Camera
You will Feel a Little Prick 2007-01-16 21:56:11 The doctor’s unions in Romania are hacked off over a decision to make a doctor pay about $200,000 in damages after he hacked off a patient’s penis.
The doctor claims he was under a lot of stress (who isn’t?) and became upset when he accidentally cut the patient’s urinary...
Read more:Prick
No Front-Wheel Drive for BMW 2007-01-18 15:22:58 The text for this BMW advertisement reads, “That’s why we don’t have front-wheel drives.”
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Immaculate Chimpanzee Conception 2007-01-19 22:23:53 The male chimpanzees at a sanctuary called Chimp Haven in Lousiana apparently did some monkeying around and got one of the females pregnant. The thing that has the staff there stumped is that all seven of the male chimps have had vasectomies.
Workers are collecting hair samples from the males for...
Read more:Immaculate
, Conception
New Wrestling Hold Controversial 2007-01-21 05:00:05 The U.S. wrestling team has develped a controversial new move that is sure to bring home several gold medals at the next Olympics if it is approved. The hold, referred to as the Full Anal Suplex, is difficult to master and one wrestler recently said he now knows what it feels like to give birth.
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Paris Hilton Exposed… Again 2007-01-24 19:00:57 Considering I always thought that the release of the ParisHilton
video was done with her knowledge the likelihood of her not being involved in some way in this new website seems slim to me, but for only $39.97 you can view everything from her diary entries about Britney Spears, to her black book... Read more:Again
, Paris Hilton
Miss USA to Appear in Playboy 2007-01-30 19:47:28 Newly crowned Miss USA
, Tara Conner, has emerged from her 31-day stint in rehab like a butterfly from a cocoon, telling People Magazine that “I’m a completely different person out of rehab”.
Miss Conner agreed to enter rehab after nearly being stripped (of her title) by Donald...
Paris Hilton won't be Exposed 2007-02-01 21:09:47 This is an update to a story I posted a few days ago about a website called Paris
Exposed.com. You can read that story here.
Paris Hilton
has filed a lawsuit against the week-old website (the site has been taken down) that was providing paid access to many of Hilton’s personal belongings... Read more:Paris Hilton
Amazing Illustration by Lukasz Szeflinski 2007-02-04 20:52:52 This is not a photograph, it is an illustration done by artist Lukasz Szeflinski from a photograph. It’s phenomenal and the thing that makes it really amazing is that it was done entirely on a computer using Adobe Photoshop.
Click the image to see the full resolution file. Notice the detail...
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, Illustration
Inconvenient Evidence of Global Cooling 2007-02-06 15:13:37 This poor couple was found early this morning after apparently freezing solid while having sex on the hood of their car last night.
For the past week or so here in Florida the temperatures have been below what is considered normal for this time of year, with lows in the upper 30’s and low... Read more:Evidence
, Global
, Cooling
Korea's Dangerous New Weapon 2007-02-06 05:44:39 Am I the only one that finds the recent nuclear weapon test in Korea
far less frightening than the fact that they’ve found a way to conquer gravity and are teaching their soldiers to fly without brooms? Apparently they learned the technique from watching the Harry Potter films and soldiers... Read more:Weapon
Don't Say the D Word in Texas 2007-02-07 00:53:49 In Texas
it’s legal to buy a dildo that looks like penis as long as it doesn’t vibrate and it’s legal to buy a vibrator as long as it doesn’t look like a penis but whatever you do, don’t call it a dildo.
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Inconvenient Truth of Global Cooling 2007-02-06 15:13:37 This poor couple was found early this morning after apparently freezing solid while having sex on the hood of their car last night.
For the past week or so here in Florida the temperatures have been below what is considered normal for this time of year, with lows in the upper 30’s and low...
Read more:Truth
, Global
, Cooling
, Inconvenient Truth
Don't Say the D Word in Texas 2007-02-07 00:53:49 In Texas
it’s legal to buy a dildo that looks like penis as long as it doesn’t vibrate and it’s legal to buy a vibrator as long as it doesn’t look like a penis, but whatever you do, don’t call it a dildo.
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Barack Obama Not Black 2007-02-10 03:48:26 According to Salon columnist and author of The End of Black
ness Debra Dickerson, BarackObama
is not black.
I know his mother was white, but he sure looks black and his father came from Kenya and those folks are pretty damn black over there. But Ms. Dickerson isn’t claiming that Obama is not...
Read more:Barack Obama
Modern Day Chastity Belt Perfect Gift 2007-02-13 02:45:09 I’m always on the lookout for new and innovative products and with Valentine’s Day fast approaching I was hoping to find something really special I could recommend to my loyal readers. It took some seriously dedicated searching but I found the perfect gift.
Slip a pair of these in with...
Read more:Modern
, Perfect
Sky Diver Survives 15,000 Foot Fall 2007-02-13 19:24:27 If you’re thinking of taking up sky diving you might want to wait until after your first jump to watch this, but it’s just plain amazing. And remember, you saw it here first on Hammer Uncut. Well, unless you found it on YouTube already like I did.
Michael Holmes, a sky diver from New...
Read more:Diver
Google's Cute Valentine's Day Logo 2007-02-15 02:26:30 We’ve all grown accustomed to Google
’s quaint tradition of modifying their logo for the holidays and keeping with tradition they put up a cute one for Valentine
’s Day with a chocolate covered strawberry representing the G. Really cute, but where the hell is the L?
I just showed...
I'm the Real Father of Anna's Baby 2007-02-15 18:31:02 I know that there’s a good chance my marriage will be ruined after today, but I can’t take it anymore and I’ve got to do the right thing. I am the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby.
It was only a one night stand, but I was horny and Anna was depressed about her weight at...
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The Joy of Geriatric Sex 2007-02-16 15:30:27 Georgie Audean Buoy, 84, of The Dalles, Oregon plead guilty on Thursday to charges of having sex with an 11 year-old boy in her foster care and will serve 36 months in prison. She was originally sentenced to eight years but I guess the judge decided a life sentence wasn’t really justified in this case.
Personally, whenever I hear about a hot young teacher being accused of having sex with her 16 year-old student I think attaboy, I wish something like that would have happened when I was in school, but in this case… well, I need to go take a shower, stick my finger down my throat and whip myself on the back with a stick now.
Source: Houston Chronicle
Read more:Geriatric
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