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Cool Oldies! 2007-11-17 00:30:00 It's never too late to enjoy life! Right, Granny?Everyone's on the net eh!Cowboy Grandma!Love these pics! Cool Grannies and Grandpa...Lol! Read more:Oldies
Hilarious Signs 1 2007-11-17 00:14:00 These are supposedly actual signs that appeared in various locations..."DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE - XEROX YOUR PAYCHECKS " - Found written on the wall in front of a photocopier of a company going through hardships"Belt your family. It's the law." - At a car dealership in Maryland to announce new seat belt legislation;"Broken English spoken perfectly" - Seen while traveling in the Yucatan Peninsula;"NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!" - At an Applebee's restaraunt;"Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself - regardless of the facts." - Fitness Center sign; "Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor." - On the freeway in Boston during a MAJOR transformation of the streets and bridges, etc;"A BUSINESS WITH NO SIGN IS A SIGN OF NO BUSINESS" - A sign in front of an advertising agency in south superhighway, Philippines;"Caution: Nuts crossing road." - A sign in front of a Macadamia Nut Factory
Practice Your English Pronounciation... 2007-11-16 23:52:00 If you can pronounce all of these phrases...well, I think you deserve a medal :PDearest creature in creation,Study English
pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.I will keep you, Suzy, busy,Make your head with heat grow dizzy.Tear in eye, your dress will tear.So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.Just compare heart, beard, and heard,Dies and diet, lord and word,Sword and sward, retain and Britain.(Mind the latter, how it's written.)Now I surely will not plague youWith such words as plaque and ague.But be careful how you speak:Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;Cloven, oven, how and low,Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.Hear me say, devoid of trickery,Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,Exiles, similes, and reviles;Scholar, vicar, and cigar,Solar, mica, war and far;One, anemone, Balmoral,Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;Gertrude, German, wind and mind,Scene, Melpomene, mankind.Billet does not rhyme wit Read more:Practice
Practical Jokes: Ideas and Suggestions 2007-11-16 23:48:00 There's nothing more satisfying than a well planned and executed practical joke on your best buddy. Just the sheer simplicity of a practical joke and the pending mayhem is so rewarding. But please keep in mind some people handle a good practical joke better than others, so attempt these at your own risk. Car Damage Survey This practical joke is best done to people who are truly anal about their car, truck, whatever. The type that parks their car 20 hectares away from the mall to avoid it getting touched by human kind. When your buddy leaves the car, get your friend to place a note on the windshield that reads "Sorry, about the scratch. We will take car of any damage." and add a fake phone number. Then as you come out with your buddy from the mall, and they read the note, let the search for the non-existent scratch begin Read more:Practical
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Phrase Translations! 2007-11-16 23:45:00 Love to travel? These translations might come in handy... ^_-Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia NaoStupid Man - Dum GaiSmall Horse - Tai Ni Po NiYour price is too high!!! - No Bai Dam Thing!!Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So TanI bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai NiI think you need a facelift - Chin Tu FatIt's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?That was an unauthorized execution - Lin ChingI thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?This is a tow away zone - No Pah KingDo you know lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?You are not very bright - Yu So DumI got this for free - Ai No PeiI am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?Meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai You Kum NaoThey have arrived - Hia Dei KumStay out of sight - Lei LoHe's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing KaHe is a fat man - Wun Fat Gai Read more:Phrase
Survey for Nerds! 2007-11-16 23:30:00 Survey for nerds INTRODUCTION:Hello, and welcome to the nerdity test. This test is designed to help you determine your nerdity quotient. In the past, someone may have watched you, or listened to something you said and then exclaimed, "You geek! What do you think you are doing?" Or maybe it's just us. In any event, we here at the nerdity testing lab were prompted to ask "just what is a nerd?" In response, we came up with this test. By taking it, you will determine your current nerdity quotient (from 0% to 100%), with 100% roughly corresponding to a pile of sludge unable to communicate with anything human except through a device that is a miracle of modern medicine and engineering, and whose only connection to the outside world is through the computer internet system.GRADING:As this test is being distributed primarily in places of high concentrations of known nerds, and nerds in turn tend to have nerd friends, that someone who has never heard of or seen the nerdity test is assumed to be
Hilarious Tests 1 2007-11-16 23:03:00 Who says tests aren't any fun? Check out these Laugh Out Loud Tests!State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack (Check appropriate box)Age: ____Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/AShoe Size ____ Left ____ RightOccupation:(_) Farmer(_) Mechanic(_) Hair Dresser(_) Un-employedSpouse's Name: __________________________Relationship with spouse:(_) Sister(_) Brother(_) Aunt(_) Uncle(_) Cousin(_) Mother(_) Father(_) Son(_) Daughter(_) PetNumber of children living in household: ___Number that are yours: ___Mother's Name: _______Father's Name: _______(If not sure, leave blank)Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?___ Total number of vehicles you own___ Number of vehicles that still crank___ Number of vehicles in front yard___ Num
SIGN SUGGESTIONS... 2007-11-15 02:17:00 Plumber: "We repair what your husband fixed." Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blow out." Door of a plastic surgeons office: "Hello, can we pick your nose?" Sign at the psychic's hotline: "Don't call us, we'll call you." At a laundry shop: "How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?" At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." Billboard on the side of the road: "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs." On an electricians truck: "Let us remove your shorts." In a non-
FUNNY NAMES P-Z 2007-11-15 02:14:00 Paige Turner (Page Turner)Papa Boner (Pop a Boner)Pat Myckok (Pat My Cock)Patty Meltt (Umm....Patty Melt)Patty O'Furniture (Patio Furniture)Pearl E. Gates(Pearly Gates)Pearl E White (Pearly White)Peppy Roni (Pepperoni)Pete Zaria (Pizzeria)Peter Pantz (Peed her pants)Phil A. Delphia (Philadelphia)Phil Atio (Fellatio)Phil DeGrave (Fill the grave)Phil Down (Feel Down)Phil McCracken (Fill My Crack In)Phil Myez (Feel My Ass)Phil Mypockets (Fill my pockets)Phillip McCrevice (Fill up my Crevice)Phyllis Schlong (Feel his Shlong)Polly Esther Pantts (Polyester Slacks)Poppa Woody (Pop A Woody)Pussy Galore (Well...What the hell do you think it means?!)Quimby Ingmeen (Quit Being Mean)Quint S. Henschel (Quintessential)Quinton Chingme (Quit Touching Me)Quinton Plates (Contemplates)Rachel DeScrimination (Racial Descrimination)Ray N. Carnation (Reincarnation)Ray Pugh (Rape You)Renee Sance (Renaisance)Rick Kleiner (Recliner)Rick O'Shea (Ricochet)Rip Tile (Reptile)Rita Book (Read a Book)Robin D.Craydl
FUNNY NAMES K-O 2007-11-15 02:12:00 Kareem O'Weet (Cream of Wheat) Kaye Ken Cofe (Cake and Coffee) Kay Neine (Canine) Kay O'Pectate (Kaopectate) Ken Oppenner (Can Opener) Kenitra Bush (Can I Eat Your Bush) Kenny Dewitt (Can He Do It?) Kenny Fakur (Can he Fuck her) Kent Cook (Can't Cook) Kim Payne Slogan (Campaign Slogan) Kimmy Head (Give Me Head) Lance Lyde (Landslide) Laura Lynn Hardy (Laurel and Hardy) Lee Keyrear (Leaky Rear) Lee Nover (Lean Over) Len DeHande (Lend a Hand) Leo Tarred (Leotard) Lily Livard (Lily Livered) Lisa Neucar (Lease a New Car) Liz Onnia (Lasagna) Lou Briccant (Lubricant) Lon Moore (Lawn Mower) Luke Adam Go (Look at Him Go) Lou Sirr (Loser) Lou Stooth (Loose Tooth) Louise E. Anna (Louisiana) Lowden Clear (Loud and Clear) Luke At
FUNNY NAMES F-J 2007-11-15 02:10:00 and more hilarious names!Faye Kinnitt (Faking It) Faye Slift (Face Lift) Faye Tallity (Fatality) Fletcher Bisceps (Flex Your Bisceps) Frank Furter (Frankfurter) Freida Convict (Free the Convict) Frank N. Stein (Frankenstein) Gabe Asher (Gay Basher) Gabe Barr (Gay Bar) Gene E. Yuss (Genius) Gene Poole (Gene Pool) Ginger Vitis (Gingervitis) Gil T. Azell (Guilty as Hell) Gladys Eeya (Glad to See Ya) Gus Comzadia (Gas Comes Outta Ya) Gus Tofwin (Gust of Wind) Hal E. Luya (Hallelujah) Hal Jalikakick (How'd ya like a kick) Hammond Eggs (Ham and Eggs) Hank E. Panky (Hanky Panky) Harmon Ikka (Harmonica) Harris Mint (Harassment) Harrison Fire (Hair is on Fire) Harry Balzac (Hairy Ball Sack) Harry Weiner (Hairy Wiener) Hayden Seek (Hide & Seek)
FUNNY NAMES A-E 2007-11-15 02:06:00 Can u imagine having these names and having someone page you while you're in a mall or at the airport?Have a laugh, and consider yourself lucky you're not named like this:Aaron Thetires (Air in the Tires) Abe Rudder (Hey Brother) Abbie Birthday (Happy Birthday) Abel N. Willan (Able and Willing) Achilles Punks (I'll Kill These Punks) Adam Bomb (Atom Bomb) Adam Meway (Out of My Way) Adam Sapple (Adam's Apple) Adolf Oliver Nippils (Ate Off All Of Her Nipples) Al B. Zienya (I'll Be Seeing You) Al DePantzeu (I'll De-Pants You) Al Gore-Rythim (Algorithym) Al Kaholic (Alcoholic) Al Kaseltzer (Alkaseltzer) Al Kickurass (I'll Kick Your Ass) Al Killeu (I'll Kill You) Al Luminum (Aluminum) Al Nino (El Nino) Al O'Moaney (Alimony) Alpha Kenny Wun (I'll Fuck Anyone) Alec Tricity (Electricity)
Top Ten Lists 2 2007-11-15 01:49:00 Top Ten Reasons Studying is Better Than Sex... 10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off. 8. You can finish early with-out feelings of guilt or shame. 7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it. 6. A little coffee and you can do it all night. 5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser." 4. You can do it, eat and watch TV all at the same time. 3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle. 2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it. 1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help! _____ Read more:Lists
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Top Ten Lists 1 2007-11-15 01:44:00 "Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand." - Mark TwainTop Ten
Things To Say About a Christmas Gift You Don't Like... 10. Hey! Now there's a gift! 9. Well, well, well... 8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit. 7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement. 6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires. 5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious! 4. I love it - but I fear the jealousy it will inspire. 3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program. 2. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity. 1. I really don't deserve this.____________________________________________________________________________Top Ten Signs That You've Had Too Much Of The Read more:Lists
Scary Dad... 2007-12-05 00:28:00 The baby sure looks like she's scared!see other baby fun stuff: "farty baby, babies pics 1
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Fujifilm - TV Ad 2007-12-05 00:22:00 This is just so cute!see other Funny TV Ads: Hahn, Budweiser, Thai TV ad
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Babies 2007-11-29 11:49:00 Poor Thing! In Dire Need of Tissue Paper...Gulp! What happened to feeding bottles???Thumbs Up!I recognize bits of envy...jealousy...
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DEFENITIONS 2007-11-29 11:26:00 ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. WRINKLES: So
Wise Thoughts... 2007-11-29 09:19:00 Wise thoughts on everything1. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.2. Life is sexually transmitted.3. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.4. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make hima sandwich.5. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internetand they won't bother you for weeks.6. Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can'thelp but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs...7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing...8. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.9. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.10. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cutsaves you thirty cents?11. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird andpeople take Prozac to make it no
Addicted to Technology? - Check this out... 2007-11-29 09:17:00 You know you are addicted to technology when... You can't sit through an entire movie without having at least one device on your body beep or buzz. You think of the gadgets in your office as "friends", but you forget to send your father a birthday card. In computer shops, you eavesdrop on a salesman talking with customers, butt in to correct him and spend 20 minutes answering the customers' questions, while the salesman stands by silently, nodding his head. You say "digital compression" in a conversation without thinking how strange your mouth feels saying it. You constantly find yourself in groups of people to whom you say "digital compression". Everyone understands what you mean and you are not surprised or disappointed that you don't have to explain it. You say "voice number" inst Read more:Addicted
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Kitchen Signs! 2007-11-29 09:14:00 For Women...some suggestions...So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust! Martha Stewart doesn't live here!! Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself! I clean house every other day. Today is the other day. If you write in the dust, please don't date it! I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener! My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it! I came, I saw, I decided to order take out. If you don't like my standards of cooking ...lower your standards. Although you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, converse. It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's even worse. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand! Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead norma Read more:Kitchen
TOP 10 REJECTED VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS 2007-11-27 06:38:00 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk,But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.9. Our love will never become cold and hollow,Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store,In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.7. This feels so good, it feels so right,I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class,Especially when I'm spanking, your big-fat ass.5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished,But now I'm fulfilled, SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!4. Through all the things that came to pass,Our love has grown, but so has your ass!3. You're a honey, and you're a cutieI just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny,So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister,You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
Laugh Out Loud TV Ad 2 2007-11-17 00:48:00
If this drink have this effect...I wish I could buy it here...for those lazy days hmmm?
Excellently Weird Quotes 2007-12-09 21:12:00 "I once bought a cellphone that had a little sticker on the box that said 'DO NOT EAT PACKAGING MATERIAL'. There went another freebie snack at the office."-- Andreas "Buzh" Skau in alt.sysadmin.recovery"His ignorance is encyclopedic" - Abba Eban"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped." -- Sam Levenson (1911-1980)"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy CooperIn my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything.Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out" -- Steven WrightEcstasy - A feeling you feel when you feel you are going tofeel a feeling you never felt before."You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are.If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster." - Lewis Ca Read more:Weird
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