Owner: I Sold My Wife On Ebay! URL:http://ebaywife.wordpress.com/ Join Date: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:36:10 -0600 Rating:0 Site Description: Some of the unusual items sold on eBay. We start by asking why anyone would want to buy an old pisspot. Site statistics:Click here
Having A Ball On eBay! 2007-11-15 16:04:29 eBay state categorically that they won’t sell Nazi memorabilia. The nearest thing to Nazi memorabilia on eBay are those men’s fashions by Hugo Boss. Because it was Hugo Boss who designed the SS uniform. They probably picked him because of his name. Boss, right? No mistaking who’s in charge. “Heinrich Himmler chose Hugo Boss!” Join the SS and be the best-dressed thug on the street. Of course, this particular designer label won’t go down too well in Israel. On the other hand, Hamas and the Iranians would probably fancy it. We’re in a bespoke tailor’s shop in Palestine. The shell holes in the wall provide air conditioning. “If sir is wearing explosives under this suit he’ll need the next size up to accommodate them.” Hamas announce on the radio that their rockets will now be sponsored by Hugo Boss. These rockets represent the latest fashion in explosive projectiles. You can tell a Hugo Boss rocket anywhere. Then there’s his after-shave lotion. “Crematoria. Pour Read more:Having
Going Potty? 2007-11-14 13:20:26 Someone on eBay calling themselves ickle betty is selling a 19th Century Spongeware Chamber Pot and you’d better be quick because it’s bound to be snapped up. “Christ! I need a piss desperately. I know! I’ll bid for a chamber pot on eBay and pray I get it before I wet myself.” Thousands of squirming eBay addicts bidding like mad. Sad, really. When you reach that stage in your life when you’ve got nothing better to do than look at pisspots. I’m just waiting for the Prozac to kick in so I can get back to normal. Still, it makes one wonder just who collects these particular artefacts. Let’s be blunt about this. These receptacles were made for a specific purpose. The person who buys that Spongeware chamber pot is buying something another human being has urinated in. Not only that. Given its age, I imagine quite a number of people of both sexes have emptied their bladders into that overgrown teacup. And let’s not forget the contents of their bowels! Oh, yes! Chamber po Read more:Going
Blog Temporarily Suspended! 2007-11-19 04:07:00 A publisher has thrown all commercial sense out of the window and expressed an interest in my “Wallygrange High School Blog.” Consequently, this has added extra to my normal workload so I must regretfully suspend this blog for the time being. Whilst this has been a pleasant bit of self-indulgence, I must now put my wallet before my ego. Hopefully, it won’t be too long before I’m back. Read more:Temporarily
Rubbers Sold! 2007-11-18 13:13:56
In keeping with the adult theme of this blog the eBay item being scrutinised today is the humble condom. How times have changed! In the old days this particular form of contraception, along with the Dutch Cap, was unmentionable. I bet the Dutch people weren’t too pleased. Imagine having your national headgear equated with an object that’s inserted into a woman’s vagina! These days you can buy your rubbers in the local supermarket. Back then you could, of course, brazen it out with some female assistant at the chemist’s shop. And risk the following exchange…
Assistant: What did you say?
You: I…er…would like a packet of…er…Durex.
Assistant: I’m sorry, I’m a bit deaf. Did you say, (shouting) YOU WANTED SOME DUREX?
At which point everyone in the neighbourhood knew what you were up to. Far better to have a haircut. A gentleman would visit his hairdresser who, whilst brushing the stray hairs from his customer’s shoulders, would cough discre
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