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Be nice to Tottenham fans! 2007-01-31 23:55:21 Rahhhhhhhhh! Did you watch it?
They’re having a rough season.. Nothing unusual there then, but it can’t be easy constantly being on the wrong side of the abuse from North London’s better half!!
TOMAS ROSICKY
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It must be.. That opposite parting is just a trick. He obviously keeps doing that thing where he orbits the world so fast he goes back in time, all the way back to the beginning until it resets like the Millenium bug; then spins it back far enough to don an Arsenal shirt, THEN repeat the whole process in reverse. Must be a mission for him but well worth it for such spirited performances! Read more:Tottenham
TFI Friday? Makes no odds. 2007-02-02 19:11:34 Decompoze, got flowwwws!
Been messing about with Ableton, managing to string together a couple of (somewhat) cohesive drum loops! Rah! Didn’t come easy though.. My musical prowess tailed off pretty steeply when I jacked in the Piano lessons with Mr ‘Eisteddfod’ Jones. That’s all I remember him talking about but he was a bit of a lump, didn’t look much like he’d ever partook. Violin was ditched even earlier, understandably.
Considering writing for the Sheffield Online Student Newspaper - Sheffield Base. I scarcely do anything curricular, let alone extra. F*ck knows what I’d write about, but why not? There’s a meeting or something on the 14th, gonna try and be there. (thanks for the email US Bomb Squad Conned by LEDs. Really, who’s gonna personify bombs with caricatures? Yeah, Al Qaida started loving up hamgurgers and chips and got an excited new cartoonist on the bomb squad! Only in England could such a man with such obvious and li Read more:Friday
Woman loses arms and legs after birth.. 2007-02-03 13:38:35 I think Carlo might like this one! http://www.wftv.com/news/6253589/detail.html
A Sanford mother says she will never be able to hold her newborn because an Orlando hospital performed a life-altering surgery and, she claims, the hospital refuses to explain why they left her as a multiple amputee.
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“I want to know what happened. I went to deliver my baby and I came out like this” Mejia said. Read more:birth
Dyer England 2007-02-08 04:18:35 Ahaa, see what I did there? Neat or what. I missed Dragons Den, regret that now.
Peedi Peedi up tomorrow, brother’s coming down on Friday.. Pounding headache this morning, I felt like a national lottery ball must feel minus any association of luck.
Web 2.0 is a huge movement really. Bubbalo T added me to facebook today, I can’t believe it! I don’t think it’s all good though.. Welcome to the world of scrutiny and social espionage. I’ve found out pretty bizarrely of late, and it’s funny how the most alarming, freakin’ weird and utterly unexpected revelations are the ones you really can’t tell. After all this is just a public web 2.0 content driven website. People can’t be banned, and although entrance can be restricted - that kinda defeats the object. People come from all round the way, pass through with only a vague trace of where they came from or what their objectives were. Without comment or acknowledgement, just a curiosity I gue Read more:England
Time management. 2007-02-13 06:37:08 I know f*ck all about it. It’s well into the early hours I gotta be up on it tomorrow, superb.
What is the deal with Smallville? I used to love it, and to be fair, I still do since old habits die hard, but it’s not what it once was. Kristin Kreuk is majestic, and the bird who plays Lois Lane is hardly Ugly Betty, but if was gonna be fussy she’s probably a bit tall…
Razzzzzzzz week over. 2007-02-12 23:50:19 Word.
I’m feeling massively binged out this evening. Tuesday Thursday and Urban Gorilla Saturday @ UNIQ culminating for me at about 8am at a houseparty when some crazy ass biatch calling herself ‘Twinkle’ must’ve been tripped out of her head demonstrating freaky yoga moves and professing to be the most flexible thing since an elastic band - she reaaaally didn’t look the part. Loony.
We’re having a houseparty in a few weeks too. It’s not like it could be much more of a slum so f*ck it. A little bit apprehensive but I’ll ride it and we can all face the consequences later.
Digg is ace! Added my Digg profile link too, plus an actual route to my facebook. Loads of new pictures under the gallery.
Stumbled straight out of bed and onto the 6-aside pitch today. We were being crushed 3-0 early in the second half in the pissing rain, but clawed it back Emirates styleee to the oppositions devastation; 4-3. Assist for the third and an Abefemi Martins
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The world is ending… 2007-02-15 00:52:59
Apparently some evil dolphins teamed up and pulled out the plug. All the water’s being funnelled right to the core through a chain of loads of McDonalds straws linked together. To cut a long winded explanation short - the world is going to explode in 5 days. All you religious nuts get on facebook; I’ve heard that Noah’s using it to co-ordinate the saving of mankind, whereas it’s impending doom for all the realists.
Admittedly stolen from an unusually hot web-designer (Larissa Meek), THIS is the kind of practical joke that deserves props. Where did I leave my hydraulic excavator? Really though, why is no-one angry? I’d be switching if that happened to me!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4183967147021677751
What the hell happened to this guy? 2007-02-19 13:07:25 Looks like he got a pretty heavy impact to the dome..
Embedding’s not happening for whatever reason;
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/231484/soccer_player_freaks_out/
Probably more later after our tough game this afternoon, most of us sound like we’ve got the hooping cough, the messy few weeks have caught up..
Fucking on it today though, picking up where we left of last week. FC Beak FTW!
I win, and I lose… + BIG L - belated R.I.P. 2007-02-20 05:56:52 Woah, what a day man..
Why is it that while things can be stale, stagnant and predictable seemingly forever, just one day can bring a tidal sized influx of developments. A few burned bridges mended, scars healed and my eyes are truly opened.
FC Beak had a nightmare today though. First time in ages I was up early for the game, feeling fresh, even having breakfast and errrthang. Seriously we were stroking it round like the boys in red and white who are gonna smash it in the Carling Cup final on Sunday.. For all our flair and dynamism we were matched by our individual glory hunting and I guess we got caught on the break one too many times. 3-2.. I fucking hate losing. Not something I’ll ever get used to, definitely not used to it yet. Whatever, I’m loving up the football at the moment; bring next week!
Jehst tomorrow… Tonight even. It’s laaaate now, I purposely withold the time of posting because for the most part it’s circa 3-4 am. Not the best, now is no di
Big L round 2. 2007-02-20 14:13:49 Tell him give it up quick, you nitwit,
don’t try to get slick or imma let this 4 5th spit
and leave your shit split, prick!!
I’m not sure that track does L the full freestyle punchline glory justice so what the hell, here’s a few more in the spirit of commemoration. I’ve probably killed off a tonne of readers with this L obsession! Read more:round
week 3 2007-02-24 03:38:07 Sup foo’.
Jehst sort of smashed it. Sort of. He did, because I had an awesome night, but there have been lots of those lately and I think it’s something to do with the company! I put a video up to youtube though. Right up at the front for High Plains Drifter! He left too early man, I wanted to see a bit more ‘hosting’ and dropping a dope freestyle or something. Plus as your speakers may demonstrate, while the bass in Tuesday Club is banging, they really could use some higher quality mics or better speakers for the highs because unless you really know the words you can barely distinguish them sometimes. I’d only go see a rapper if I appreciate his lyrics, so I wanna be able to hear those, ya know?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKkCuQib1yQ
Oh Arsenal stuffed it in the away leg to PSV too. Could have done with a more positive result ahead of Sunday, but the whizz-kids gonna tear it up!
This week’s been pretty big. Wednesday was poker with the Stanton w
Quick switch.. 2007-02-27 05:21:08 Yeah, more to come on the house-party later, I’ve been a little pre-occupied today! Read more:Quick
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We’re clean! 2007-02-28 21:11:36 Yup.
We called in the cleaners today.. Had to be done. Seriously - WOW. The kitchen floor is visible again; the house is actually now in a better state than it was before the party. Result! I was expecting some vast waddling Sheffield ‘duck’ messes, groaning about how filthy we are la la la.. Nope. None of that, in fact they were young and just about the hottest cleaners I’ve ever seen. Not that this says *too* much, ya know? They gave us their card and wanted an invite to the next one! No doubt ladies, but obviously on the condition you return while we’re sleeping off the hangover to pay off the invitation debt!
Update 2007-03-06 04:41:13 Word up.
Went back to London this weekend after eventually getting off my lazy posterior to get the exhaust sorted on the Shiat. Wish I’d never decided upon a backbox, that decision has cost me a fortune through various incompetency and inevitable Fiat mechanical detioration.
ANYWAY.. I got that done early morning without any sleep the night before thanks to malicious hackers fucking up a website I’m doing for a record label for the SECOND time! LONG! Not only did they put up their pathetic glorified holding page with some saudi-arabian bullsh*t, but they deleted EVERYTHING on the website! Nice. What’s the point in that? Of course I have a back-up, but only of the scripts and pages, not of all their album images and sound-clips. I do feel for them actually because I’ve been an asshole in longing it out.. and then all this happens. Twice in two weeks.. Downtime at the moment while we move hosts. Should have finished it ages ago but after I made several pretty hot Read more:Update
Seriously, I need to have more of a point to my posts 2007-03-07 05:12:37 I just saw the best numberplate ever:
” K3NT C “
Oh, well, I thought it was awesome anyway…
Going to watch Arsenal in the Champions League tomorrow.. Niiiiiiiice! Everything rests on this one.
Bored - a few videos. This next one is almost unbearable at times; really, if you’re not slightly evil then don’t watch it. The following one isn’t so gruesome, but far less entertaining. All the same, when this happens you know it’s the luckiest day of your life… over. No idea why these won’t embed from metacafe..
1. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/455116/huge_ownage_compilation/
2. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/458727/basketball_impossible_shoot/
Ohhhhhhh yeah, and not forgetting… The purest irony ever known…. I take it all back! If ever there was proof…
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STAND UP… IF YOU’RE NARCISSISTIC…! 2007-03-09 05:09:47 WHAT UP!
Yeah… I know I know. Gutted.. Don’t have to tell me, I felt it. Words cannot adequately describe the despair experienced circa the 85th minute against PSV. Actually, they can, but enough already.
I have no idea whether this is read by whom this is aimed at but… This is for you, you conceited bastard.
FRIEND:
1.
a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard.
2.
a person who gives assistance; patron; supporter:
Now, I’m not totally hating, because it was plainly predictable. Doesn’t make a blind bit of difference though. I don’t care what the situation is, I’m not gonna step on my boys’ toes in a congested elevator. It’s funny how just yesterday in a conversation, he said of a mutual acquaintance: “I’d turn round and be stabbed in the back a hundred times!”. Ohhh, you don’t say! Funny you should mention that…
There’s no harm done really. Albeit again,
Rubbish 2007-03-12 22:04:03 Woah, anyone else been loving all the monumental derbies and cup games on lately?
Never in my life have I actually felt that I want Tottenham to win.. but there’s a first time for everything. Unfortunately, but somewhat typically, they choked..
Anyway.. yeah, played today in the intra-mural. We dusted off the second place team, avenging their victory last time! Love it. Not that it was much to do with me, we had Scotty (too hotty) come through with the Gary Lineker temperament and finishing.. Props. Nothing like a real heated competitive game though, and obviously winning is most satisfying.
A bit delighted with my results now, hitting home that a 2.1 is still possible. FOCUS be the name of the game. So easy to say, next door to impossible to execute. Celebrations are in order tonight, we’re hitting up Gatecrasher.
Escorting some fly young thing to Robin Thicke on the 11th.. Only drawback is that ONCE AGAIN I got screwed over and double charged when buying the tickets. Mann
Also.. 2007-03-14 18:37:02 Yeah, you guessed it, motivators are WEAK.. So I wanted to just add a few bits.
London Cokehead is back! A dope blog, helped me whittle away some time last night playing this (meanwhile whooping some chumps on a £1 poker table - yup, BIG SPENDER! ):
Superb fun (In a Stickman beat-em-up kid of way)
Also, for just about the first time ever , my little bro introduced me to some fat tunes! Buckshot Lafonque. It’s a fusion of jazz & hiphop, works sublimely IMO. Enjoying chilling to this right now! Check it, been a while since I embedded a tune; here ya go… Woah, only 29 listeners on Last.FM! Now that’s exclusivity! Word to brother!x
inabit.
The efficacy of self-control! 2007-03-14 17:47:47 Ayo!
So.. How much do you have? Really…? Mine fluctuates and waivers around all different types of vices.. Above all, however, it centres around motivators. What do I REALLY want? Aside from the inevitable addictive desire to destroy my liver, eliminate valuable brain cells and humiliate my struggling lungs, I’m still pondering over what I’m actually motivated by. I’ve managed to exert some self-control recently, and it’s because I discovered a motivator! Big wow. You know, I’m *at* university, but I do not necessarily attend religiously. Last term, for the first time in my courses duration, I actually enjoyed TWO modules. IN THE SAME TERM! Astonishing. Language & Organisation.. Work & Organisational Psychology! The lecturers were both engaging, charismatic, and appealed to my curiosity. Myself and fellow classmates firmly established our concept of “lecture” in primary school, where Mr Grist, our softly spoken P.E. teacher, wou Read more:efficacy
Bored.. 2007-03-16 05:20:35 Sorting out music and stuff. Loving the Acid Jazz/Trip-Hop/Ambient/Chill-out vibe lately. Bonobo, Jazzanova, Zero 7, Blockhead..
I have a obsessively compulsively organised music library! Realised I’d lost one of my favourite tunes somehow, thought I’d put it in.. A little perhaps, but it’s amazing!
sleeeeeeeep.
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Money money money.. 2007-03-18 04:32:58 So.. Usual procrastination styles.
I’m sitting at the computer desperately wanting to do work, just not happening at all. Naturally Digg has kept me company. What of it? Well…
P2P File-sharing ruins Physical Piracy Business
Oh yeahhh? Too f*cking bad Tony. Pipe the hell down, sell your parrot and do something legal you twit.
Why did your employee ejaculate into my grandmothers milkshake?
Because McDonalds employ acne’d scrawny soap-dodging pubescent low-lives? Of course, though it’s probably the socially inept middle-aged morons that you gotta worry about more.. This is actually on an official FAQ. Straight out of the McDonalds customer service handbook. It’d never be read by the illiterate monkeys they employ, so basically… Don’t buy milkshakes for your grandmother, ever. If you’re a slurping homosexual, “[you’re] loving it”.
Mathematical model accurately predicts when couples will divorce
Yeah, I already figured th Read more:Money money money
Same story.. 2007-03-18 22:31:52 Won’t bother reiterating.
This, however, is outstanding. Why did I quit violin when I was about 11? Oh yeah.. because I looked absolutely ridiculous and totally sucked.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHC_Qyov2Xc
Baaaaahahahahahaha! Mr Bean kills it! I hadn’t seen this before.. Can’t believe there’s a new movie coming out, I’m actually quite excited..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNBi2PATwqc
Awww.. dude.. How touching is this? Great to see, and I’ve always aspired to the idea of showing up one day and expressing my gratitude to my Dad in the same way. It’d have to be a red Ferrari Dino; although I think these go for about £250,000 now? Might be wrong. Any which way, brilliant, loved this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR-iDNsq388
Watching the Australian GP today.. Looks set to be an exciting F1 season!! My interest has waned the past few seasons. Lewis Hamilton though.. Woah, big up yo’self! Not quite sure where the public scho Read more:story
Tssssssssss 2007-03-19 21:19:31 Yo.. Too many posts lately you might say, but when I’m at the computer doing this wretched GAY HOUSE record label website, any distraction is a welcome one. Getting there at f*cking last.
The mighty FC BEAK beat up 1st place in the intra-mural today. Was throwing down sleet sporadically throughout the game but I was loving it still. Once again Scotty (too hotty) did the bizzz and we smashed it! Word. I love all the little bust ups too; my temperament on the pitch leaves a lot to be desired but wtf? Who cares, it’s fun and we (usually) shake hands afterwards. 4-3, but we were all over them. Had a long distance top corner bullet athletically saved by their keeper at the end - that was a bit of a blow.
Anyway, since nobody asked.. The name FC “Beak” was by some fiendish team-mates after a derivative of nose, I’ll leave you to work out why!
News is chatting about Freddy Flintoff. Seriously, what’s the fuss about? First up, I couldn’t care less
Random ish. 2007-03-22 15:05:29 Quick one..
I f*cking resent the fact that I live with an ignorant dope. There’s only one issue, but the problem is we’re polar opposites there. It’s like living with an Orangutan that thinks they’re monkey chef of the year.
Yo so my man Dr M has started a blog.. Pretty good actually, boy got some chat - but daaaamn I know that much already! Spamboy’s written 4 blogs since about 2am last night! Go read.. As long as you’re down with txt spk, yo. I remember bomb-bags though.. Fucking classic they were! Didn’t last long did they. It was the year 7/8 days, you know, when Token record bags were all the rage (they were awesome). Boyz bustin’ Spliffy jackets, kickers, slammin’ vinyl and undercuts on the curtains - all that ish. Good times! I remember setting one off on the top level of the 699, our school bus. Bus driver went apeshit, pulled over and starting a massive commotion. Think I was thrown off the bus or something, I got ov Read more:Random
I really really want…. 2007-03-24 06:35:12 One of these:
And some of these: Bauer Turbo’s w/ Kryto Wheels & Abec Bearings!!!
Seriously, mad love for old skool stuff tonight. Last week I actually dreamt about quad skates.. :O That’s bad enough, but I dreamt about them TWO DAYS CONSEQUETIVELY! I don’t think that’s ever happened before.. HAS to be a sign. I will buy some in 2007.
If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you obviously weren’t down with the kids back in the day.. I had the Roces Ventronics, Abec 3 bearings, Krypto Impulse wheels.. Styled out with the red/white hockey sock , keyring pulling the tongue down to the laces, not forgetting the backstop… They were awesome!!! That was like a little ‘modifying’ scene in itself. I grew out of them (in size but not in spirit!) and invested in a GT Performer stunt bike which was hot.. I sold that on ebay a few years ago and wish I hadn’t now. Maybe I’m getting old and trying to claw back some
Impending doom 2007-03-25 05:34:34 There’s no impending doom really, that I know of, just can never think of titles so wtf..
Been chilling today. Played on a Nintendo Wii for a while… When I played on it before for about 5 minutes I thought it was sick, but after playing on a variety of games… It’s a bit of a kiddy toy. My Dad wants one though; who am I to stop him! Get on it Pops. Just got frustrated when I was pulling some beautiful technical tennis strokes and they weren’t represented on the screen.. Boxing wasn’t all that either. I was popping the left and right jabs, hooks, straight power… But I didn’t bother with the instructions and since the controller doesn’t have a motion sensor for each hand I just ended up wearing myself out and getting beat up. Hmmmm.
Oh yeah, watched a DIRE DIRE England draw with Israel. What a f*cking waste of time. McClaren makes the Swedish weasel look good.. The FA are so thick. They’re still paying Sven, and won’t sa
Geek.. & <cfdump> 2007-03-27 04:08:52 PICTURE OF THE DAY:
How the artistic geek tells his chick where to go…
Not much more happening. A whole array of things catching up with me, that I gotta make moves on. Feeling a little sore after playing 2 hours of football on the hallowed Owens astro yesterday!
Caught up with Pistol P and some boys tonight for an evening of Pro.. Considering my form on the PS2 earlier I was a little devastated by some of the results, even if we were playing in teams! Away console… What can you do?
Zzzzzzzzz, out.
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