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How NORAD (The Santa Radar)Tracks Santa Claus 2007-12-24 05:11:00 The NORAD Tracks Santa
Web site is the form of a public relations program by the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD). For over fifty years on Christmas Eve NORAD has told stories of how their powerful tracking systems such as the Distant Early Warning Line (DEW Line) detected Santa Claus
leaving the North Pole to deliver his presents.This happens every year. Official NORAD Santa Tracker Website (multi-lingual) & official hotline: 1-877-HI-NORADHistoryIn 1955, a Colorado Springs-based Sears store ran an advertisement encouraging children to call Santa Claus on a special telephone hotline. Due to a printing error, the phone number that was printed was the hotline for the Director of Operations at the Continental Air Defense (CONAD). Colonel Harry Shoup took the first Santa call on Christmas Eve of 1955 from a six-year old boy who began reciting his Christmas list. Shoup didn't find the call funny, but after asking the mother of the second caller what was happening, th Read more:Radar
The End is Near 2007-12-24 01:37:00 A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car."Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by.From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. "Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"
Missile Art 2007-12-23 08:28:00 click to enlarge images Read more:Missile
Alcohol Consumption Warning 2007-12-23 08:00:00 - The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.- The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.- The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.- The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.- The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.- The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.- The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your behind kicked.- The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead/knees.- The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.- The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invis Read more:Alcohol
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Bible Exam 2007-12-23 07:59:00 "Why do you keep reading the Bible everyday?" the teenage girl asked her grandfather."Well, it's a bit like cramming for your final exam," said Grandpa.
Imponderables 2007-12-23 07:58:00 - Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?- If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?- Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON television?- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?- How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.- If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?- Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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