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Lifecruiser overhauled by Pirates! 2007-03-20 04:24:41
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Avast! Lifecruiser were attacked by pirates and their Six Pounders, lost the battle and got boarded by the Irish Pirate Church Lady and her scallywags this night.
That’s why the Jolly Roger now be flagged.
Arrgh! Shiver me timbers! I never thought this still could happen in Europe! And with me ship, be the biggest brig in the port!
I’m sorry to say that ye all now have the live the life of a pirate. And me buxom beauty’s, this was not only handsome ones like Orlando Bloom or Johnny Depp.
Well, this will not be their booty fer long, so be with yer Cap´n!
To blend in nicely in the crowd, I recommend ye to smartly adopt to the pirate culture of swearing and being naughty!!!
Me hearties! As yer Cap´n, I’m needed everywhere in moments like this, so if ye need to say something to the pirates yerselves ye get some help over here: Translate English to Pirate Talk.
Keep yer deadlights open and report back to ye Read more:Pirates
Captain is slurping loudly 2007-03-19 06:54:48
¡Hola amigos!
Sangría and Gambas al Ajillo (Shrimps fried in oil with Garlic and Pepper) is what Capitán Lifecruiser is drooling most over at this destination. And the sun. And the Mar - the Sea. ¡Qué bonito!
Hopefully the weather is with us so I can have a moment on the beach, poking with my toes in sand instead of snow… I’m sure I can find a sheltered sand dune somewhere to lay down and hide from all of you relax after all this partying ;-)
I do hope you’ll find the most fashionable and sexy dresses when we go shopping, that makes all Spanish men whistles after you! (And our male cruisers will have enough too look at!)
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Una vaso de Sangría por favor. La comida estaba excelente!
¡Hasta luego!
Capitán Lifecruiser
Update: Ready to go out for the dinner out and later on nightlife in Barcelona with my new se Read more:Captain
Dig down bountiful booty 2007-03-20 21:41:33
Avast!
Yer real bastard Cap’n an’ th’ lass’ husband Keeper Sylvester is aft sailed’ ashore shortly today. Me sailed thar t’ seek up a doctor fer his wounds he got in th’ sea battle wi’ th’ bloody shipmates. He be taken care o’ now.
T’ scurvy wench o’ fortune IPCL went out to pillage some other ships n’ get some gold ‘n came back with t’ poor souls left overs.
As yer best Cap’n I be sorry that ye be havin’ t’ put up wi’ this work like dogs t’ dig down bountiful booty
in an desert isle, arrr!!!
Ya swabbie who ortin’ t’ be keel hauled!
What be havin’ all o’ ye been up t’ me dear shipmates?
No keel haul o’ th’ plank yet? Nay ounishes at all? No blowin’ in t’ hornpipe yet Flora the Tarred? Ye must ben too good!
Ya lily livered lanlubber!
I be off crushin’ seventeen men`s skulls between me thighs!
Cap’n Jacq
13 Lifecruiser Cyber Cruise Ports 2007-03-22 13:14:03 Everybody talks about our CyberCruise
- it seem to be a huge success. It’s a great way to get to know your blogging buddies and at the same time travel from home - not to mention the crazy party’s and hectic nightlife ;-)
Don’t miss to visit the ports we’ve already been in, you can really feel like you’ve been there after reading this fantastic guides!!!
Oh, and 13 hugs to the hosts so far - excellent job :-)
1) 16 March, Friday - Lifecruiser ship set sails!!!
Host: Lifecruiser
Port: Stockholm, Sweden
2) 17 March, Saturday
Hosts: TorAa Mirror & RennyBA’s Terella
Port: Oslo, Norway
3) 18 March, Sunday
Host: Writer’s Cramps
Port: Waterloo, Belgium
4) 19 March, Monday
Host: Maremagnum
Port: Barcelona, Spain
5) 20 March, Tuesday:
Host: Irish Church Lady
Port: Mystery destination - Pirate Bay
6) 21 March, Wednesday:
Host: Coffee 2 go
Port: Berlin, Germany
7) 22 March, Thursday:
Host: The Dackel Princess
Port: Alaska (!) See the post below!
8) 2
Dom in can public 2007-03-26 12:33:45
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Have I died and gone to heaven? *pinches me in the arm* Ouch! Wow. I’m really here, in this island of my dreams. Of course I’ll bring my Dom with me and I’ll drink it too, even if I have to pour it in a can to camouflage it, so I can drink it in public!
Dominican Republic is the origins of merengue - do I need to say more? I’m gonna dance merengue all night and lay in that gorgeous water all day….
There are no sharks around huh? I’m afraid they will like me too well after this winter, since I’ve finally gained some wieght after my under-weight problems earlier. So I wanna keep my flesh for myself ;-)
That is when I’m not shopping amber and larimar jewellery, wood sculptures or haitian simplistic paintings. Did you know that the origin of amber goes back 48 million years? *whistles*
I’m planning to try how they make me a kaipirina to compare to the ones we got in Brazil and I must at
TIT’s and hats on the cyber cuise 2007-03-27 11:44:08 Join | Blogroll Code
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Lifecruiser has been on a cyber cruise since the 16th of March!!! Yesterday we made Dominican Republic unsecure and we had such a great time that I decided to stay one day extra!!!
So todays big nice surprise tackle is: to learn to dance Cyber Cruise Merengue! You to! Let’s shake it!
Our host in DR is Sanni, who also happens to be the newest member of Tackle It Tuesday, so make sure you check up her TIT’s ;-)
Since the cruise started, no household shores other than cooking has been done. I had to help Mr L out in the kitchen sometimes so it went faster, but that’s all. This is a hungry monster being out seightseeing this much…
I’ve been planning and organizing this cruise, which has meant doing a lot of emailing, making schedules, search for suitable pictures, backgrounds, changing bloglayouts (often in the late nights at 03:00-04:00!) and being out there in our ports having tremendously lot
Lifecruisers Crazy Hat Parade 2007-03-28 02:50:02
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Since it’s me that is holding in the Crazy
Hat Parade
contest I think it’s best that I stay out of the competition, but I think that Mr Lifecruiser deserve to participate anyway.
Isn’t he cute in his leather hat with the long hair coming out from the top? He was mighty proud of it when he did wear it at the medevial festival at Gotland 2005 - he did fling his hair all the time - quite unusual feeling for him ;-)
Every one can participate in the hat parade even if it’s only A-Team Cruisers and A-Swab Team contributors that can be drawn as a winner and receive a cyber prize from Captain Lifecruiser.
All contributors report here wednesday in this combined Wordless Wednesday post. No rules other than that, just give us the link to show off your crazy hat :-D
Let’s have some crazy fun!!!
Captain Crazy Lifecruiser
UPDATE: Notice the keys hanging from his belt? that is the keys for my chastity
13 Lifecruisers Crazy Hat Parade 2007-03-29 10:11:26 1) Mid evil Mr Lifecruiser.
2) Irish Church Ladys spinning heads!
3) Melli got the blues?
4) Gattina in Natura with cool cats.
5) aka R’acquels son in OZ.
6) Hootin Anni a la chicken!
7) Twisted Cinderellas Prince Charming behind bars?
8) Frolicsome Kids Toilet accident.
9) Ocean Lady’s Jester will entertain us on the cruise?
10) Claudie showing off her soft butterfly version…
11) RennyBA got the pin up ;-)
12) TorAas witty hat ;-)
13) ♥ LIVE, ENJOY… LOVE… CRUISE LIFE!
As usual, we have wayyy too much fun on this cruise, so why not in this crazy hat parade too? *lol*
Though the judge (me) will have a terrible, terrible time to choose the winner, so have mercy on me, if it takes more than one day to announce the results…!!!
In fact, as ICL suggested: we might have to take a relaxing cruise after all this partying on this cruise! *giggles*
To mention some upcoming events:
- North America Surprise
- Australia
- Fantasy ports
- All Cruisers Read more:Crazy
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Iceland Is Niceland 2007-04-02 03:58:37 We’ve finally arrived in the port of Reykjavik in Iceland
!!! Let’s have a look around just around the harbor and along the nearest shore!
Our second stop is going to the Blue Lagoon spa with geothermal seawater from wells 2000 m (6000 feet) deep and a temperature of 36-39°C (100-110°F) filled with silica, minerals salts and blue green algae. Oh, so refreshing to float around there!
Next off to the nationalpark Thingvellir and Þingvallavatn (prounanced like th) which is a lake with a surface of 84 km² - the biggest (natural) lake of the island. Its greatest depth is 114 m and the large quantity of sulfur and salt, makes the lake extremely light and the water seems to be in less weight than other lakes. At the northern shore of the lake the parliament of Iceland, Alþingi, which was founded in the year of 930 - one of the oldest parliamentary institutions of the world!
The Mid-Atlantic Ridge runs through Iceland there too and it’s clearly visible.
The geot
The Crazy Hat Parade Winner 2007-04-01 12:34:52 …. is Mr Lifecruiser!!!! Yeeaaah!!!!
1 Prize: Night after night together with Mrs Lifecruiser!!!!
You’re sooo glad you didn’t win now huh?
*LMAO*
Nah, just kidding, the real winner is:
The jury was very impressed over all the contributions and it was not an easy decision to make! At one point I almost decided that there will be a lot of prizes, but I gathered some strength finally to choose one.
There were so many criterias to consider. Should I just stick to the crazy criteria or beautiful or original? At one point I even were ready to just draw some hat without any judging at all!
Melli has showed us several fantastic hats earlier that might had been winners too, so I was almost prepared to choose her as the winner, but as always in competitions you’ll never know what happens in the finals! That’s what makes it so exciting.
Gattinas hat were choosen because of it’s both craziness AND creativity, no one can’t say that this hat not is Read more:Crazy
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The biggest TITS is for sale 2007-04-03 13:45:08 Join | Blogroll Code
My biggest TITS so far is for sale! *giggles*
What it really means (sorry guys ;-) is that we’re having a big sales campaign of things, both from our basement and from our livingroom.
We had to start to tackle the basement with other words - not an easy task I tell you! Look at these pictures, I couldn’t even get any decent pictures since it was so full of crap!
We decided to divide it into different parts. This time, part one, we did throw away some empty boxes and 4 old and very disabled chairs from there - sorry, I got carried away and forgot to take pictures! Plus we took up several objects from there to the apartment to take pictures of and put out sales ads on.
We’ve already produced 7 8 sales ads and there is more to come! There is 2 chests in walnut, 1 big mirror in mahogny and gold, I stuck art hand wall candle light, 3 wool carpets, 2 angel lamps, 1 mini golf club and two paintings. There is 3 other paintings we have to che
13 Cyber Cruises so far 2007-04-05 10:57:16
As you might have noticed we’ve had a cyber cruise going on here on Lifecruiser, which started in Stockholm, Sweden.
Then we cruised to 13 other wonderful and exciting places which I recommend you to check up if you haven’t before! It’s well worth the cyber trip!
I want to thank all those wonderful cruisers that have put down so much work to guide us at the ports so far. You have been incredible and we have had so much FUN!
These are cruisers with a hilarious sense of humor, so can it be anything butt a success?
1) TorAa Mirror & RennyBA’s Terella in Oslo, Norway and in Rome, Italy
2) Writer’s Cramps in Waterloo and in Brussels Midi Market, Belgium
3) Maremagnum in Barcelona, Spain
4) Irish Church Lady in Pirate Bay and in Ottawa, Canada
5) Coffee 2 go in Berlin, Germany
6) The Dackel Princess in Alaska (!)
7) Insanity Prevails in Chesapeake Beach, US
8) Coffee 2 go in Dominican Republic even dancing Merengue!
9) Hootin’ Anni in North America Read more:Cyber
I have to get rid off my TITS 2007-04-10 12:09:42 Join | Blogroll Code
I have to get rid of my TITS - in double meaning - before the summer. First all my TITS in the rest list down below and then my real tits. At least some part of them. They don’t fit into normal clothes, they have grown on their own.
OK, maybe not so much on their own, I’ve helped. With eating so all the fat could gather on my tits…. *LMTO*
My biggest tackle this week was the big bug tackle. The stomach bug I got yesterday. It involved spending a lot of time in the toilet and cleaning up. Myself and the surroundings. Ewwww! I still have a terrible headache left.
Butt if I shall look at it from the bright side, I might have lost some tits fat during the bug feast, so that is at least something good? *giggles*
The second biggest tackle was the major shopping for something fitting to wear at Mr Lifecruisers nieces wedding we’re going to attend in June. Something not too formal, butt still with some class was what I wanted.
You see, with my obv
Shopping day for the cruise ball 2007-04-12 00:38:53 (To see my newest bloglayout push F5 button!)
Today (Thursday) is the big Shopping
Day before the cruise ball on Saturday the 14th.
Instructions:
Post your shopping day on your own blog today (Thursday) and come over here and tell us about it, so we can joyn you in your shopping.
There is only 1 weird rule:
You’re NOT allowed to post the end result of the shopping - the ball dress you’re going to wear on the ball - that would spoil all our surprised faces when you show up beautiful as the cruise queen/king you are!
Use your excellent fantasy and make up a fabulous shopping day exactly how you would like it to be. Use your own photos or pictures from the internet or whatever.
Show us some of the stuff you see and try on, tell us if you liked it or not, butt don’t you dare to tell us what you’re going to wear on the ball and spoil the surprise for us!!!
This could even be things you would never wear at a ball, butt happens to stumble upon during the shopping tou
Photo Hunt Hobby 2007-04-14 12:57:58
Theme: Hobby
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This photo is taken in a street in Ireland and it suits this weeks theme very well in three aspects.
#1. The most obvious: what the sign says. Especially internet has become a major hobby over here - at least in the cold and dark winter season.
#2. It also represent one of our biggest hobbies: to photograph!!! Not only that, butt we also like to collect photos of different doors and windows.
#3. Our perhaps biggest hobby is to travel and this is a photo from our latest trip abroad which is still fresh in our memories, the one to Ireland.
I could also had put up a photo from our cyber cruise we’re doing - it has been such a delightful experience! Since I’ve not been able to travel for a while due to other reasons, this cyber cruise have saved my sanity to put it mildly ;-)
Don’t miss our fabulous cruise ball tonight folks!!!
Captain Travelmaniac Lifecruiser
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