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Photo Hunt Soft Kissing
2007-02-24 00:19:21
© Lifecruiser 2005 (Visby, Gotland, Sweden) Theme: Soft | Blogroll Info | Next week: Salty Since we’re celebrating an engagement anniversery over here today, what could be more appropriate than our soft kissing…? This is from summer 2005 at the Medevial week in Visby, a medevial town on the Swedish island Gotland, outside Swedens east coast. As you may notice, we’re NOT dressed medevial, but in 18th century style. Actually it’s our wedding outfits! It’s the Swedish Royal colors, blue and yellow/gold and with wigs and all. My wig is very high, so I’m having problem not to get stuck everywhere with it… *giggles* The wigs are special ordered by us and we’ve choosen the hairstyles ourselves. We pointed them out from a catalog and the store made the hairstyle after that, they just ordered the hair from England. It’s very soft and authentic looking. So actually, now and then the wig has to go to the “hairdresser” to be wash
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The Sexy Garden
2007-02-25 14:04:38
♥ Join Green Thumb Sunday ♥ Since we’re still in the mood (read exhausted ;-) of celebrating our Love = the engagement anniversery yesterday, I only offer you these photos of ours today from the Bergianska Garden 2006. Make Love Not War :-) Copyright © 2007 Lifecruiser. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@www.lifecruiser.com so we can take legal action immediately.Plugin by Taragana


I Love Bad Behavior
2007-02-26 22:25:13
Another plugin I’ve installed is Bad Behavior - not to make my behavior more bad than it already is ;-), but to prevent bad behavior from others. So what is it with this Bad Behavior that makes me love it? It’s working by target the spam methods rather than the the spam itself, which stops the spam efficiently even before it has reached my blog. It’s like having a chastity belt on you stopping them to molesting you, instead of catching the molesters afterwards! I’m going out of this untouched - they won’t even get a chance to have a look at me! Oh boy, do I love that long nose they will have. Or wasn’t it the nose that was long…. *LMAO* They’re not given the chance to attack my site with their crap, scrape my pages for addresses or use Web site cracking tools. My WP wont run, which will save CPU time, database activities and bandwidth! Woot! It works best together with traditional anti-spam tools, like Akismet or Spam Karma 2 for WordPres


WordPress pampering day
2007-02-26 14:53:34
So after done celebrating my #1 love here in life Mr Lifecruiser, it’s time for the #2 love of mine: Wordpress! I’m gonna do the upgrade to the latest version 2.1.1 and keep my fingers crossed that all goes well :-) If you notice something strange around here, keep this in mind! Steps I’m taking: 1. Backup of EVERYTHING 2. Inactivate used plugins 3. Doing the upgrade 4. Check that it works 5. Check special settings of mine 6. Activate Plugins one in time 7. Install new Plugins I want The actual upgrade is really easy when you have it like I have, upgrading options by a control panel at your webhost. It’s actually just clicking… *s* When it comes to backups, my webhost is taking backups every day and they have an excellent customer service which have helped me in a very good manner the few times I’ve had other problems. It’s just me being extra careful making own backups too. I always reasoning like: you’ll never know and since it isnR
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The Sexy Garden
2007-02-25 14:04:38
♥ Join Green Thumb Sunday ♥ Since we’re still in the mood (read exhausted ;-) of celebrating our Love = the engagement anniversery yesterday, I only offer you these photos of ours today from the Bergianska Garden 2006. Make Love Not War :-) Copyright © 2007 Lifecruiser. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@www.lifecruiser.com so we can take legal action immediately.Plugin by Taragana


Photo Hunt Soft Kissing
2007-02-24 00:19:21
© Lifecruiser 2005 (Visby, Gotland, Sweden) Theme: Soft | Blogroll Info | Next week: Salty Since we’re celebrating an engagement anniversery over here today, what could be more appropriate than our soft kissing…? This is from summer 2005 at the Medevial week in Visby, a medevial town on the Swedish island Gotland, outside Swedens east coast. As you may notice, we’re NOT dressed medevial, but in 18th century style. Actually it’s our wedding outfits! It’s the Swedish Royal colors, blue and yellow/gold and with wigs and all. My wig is very high, so I’m having problem not to get stuck everywhere with it… *giggles* The wigs are special ordered by us and we’ve choosen the hairstyles ourselves. We pointed them out from a catalog and the store made the hairstyle after that, they just ordered the hair from England. It’s very soft and authentic looking. So actually, now and then the wig has to go to the “hairdresser” to be wash
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Naked Anniversery
2007-02-23 03:03:46
Adoration 1945. Oil on canvas. Gil Elvgren. © BROWN & BIGELOW, INC, ST.PAUL, MINNESOTA We have a third engagement anniversery coming up on Saturday. There will be nudity involved for sure. As usual I might add… *s* A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: - “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?” The husband replied: - “All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry.” Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: - “What are you thinking now?” He replied: - “It looks as if I did a pretty good job.” Though I do hope that Mr Lifecruisers comments won’t be quite the same ;-) NOTE: Remember, our 3 year is as others 7,7 years, according to our earlier post about Making Love Figures…. Copyright © 2007 Lifecruiser. This Feed


13 Hairstyles Cavalcade
2007-02-22 01:01:40
[Hove over to enlarge & read the info!] 15th century hairstyle18th century hairstyle18th century hairstyle Early 19th centuryIn the beginning of 1900 sometimeAd around 1923Around 1924Country style 1930Around 1936 Around 1953Mr Lifecruiser (left) & his hairdresser around 1972Me before the haircut 2007 Hairstyle a la 2007 ♥ ENJOY… LOVE… YOUR NOT BAD HAIRDAYS! NOTE: THIS IS THE LAST THURSDAY THIRTEEN. Leanne has decided to put it down! Visit other participants Thursday Thirteen in Technorati Copyright © 2007 Lifecruiser. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@www.lifecruiser.com so we can take legal action immediately.Plugin by Taragana
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Slime Crime
2007-02-21 00:00:37
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The Love Tackle
2007-02-20 11:56:56
Join | Blogroll Code I’m getting really fed up with the health issues tackles - next Tuesday there will be much more pleasant reading about my TIT’s! Promise! That pain specialist did surprise me… Butt I’m not sure how to tackle that! After his investigation and questioning of me, he told me that I was a totally “classic schoolbook example” of Fibromyalgia. Oh no. Appearently it’s my back problems that have triggered this illness too. No wonder it’s easier (and faster!) for me to tell where I haven’t any pain than where I have pain…. I’m not a mainframe, I’m a mainpain!!! *giggles* Right now I don’t want to change doctor as I’ve been nagging you about earlier. My ordinary doc is supposed to follow me up now and discuss the medicine they want me to try. The pain specialist also said that my sick leave permit that ends in Nov 2007 must be expanded further. He didn’t gave that good prognosis to be h


The Poo's arrival - a shitty Monday
2007-02-19 16:14:12
I’m so excited - the Poo has finally arrived! Yeaaah! I have been waiting so unpatiently… It’s raging wonderful aka R’acquel that has sent me this amazing gift. I’ll send her a surprise in return - and no, it will not be anything Poosh, but yet enjoyable. (I must make her curious, it’s more fun this way… *s*) I must admit though, that I never thought that I should be soooo excited over a bag with Poo… *LMAO* The Book of Poo Poostage paid was $1.85 - really fantastic if you think about that this envelope has travelled across the whole world - Australia in the south Poole and Sweden in the north Poole so it’s really on the opPoosite side of the world from each other - and fast too! Even more fantastic is it that this book of Poo were dumped in our mailbox today of all days - the day when our plumber woke us up at 07.20 in the morning (after a bad night) to tell us that he is coming to fix our toilet that has been on a strike a while
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Have you ever wondered…
2007-02-18 12:57:13
…..how flowers know when it’s time to bloom? I, myself, haven’t actually. I’ve just taken it sort of for granted. Until now. I just happened to stumble over an article on the web that tells me the advanced, but yet so “simple” answer. As if we could call anything in the nature for simple… I’m not the only one that haven’t known the answer to that question - it’s only in May 2005 a Swedish researcher, Ove Nilsson, found the precise gene that is in charge of the flowering! What exactly is it that makes flowers open then? “We discovered that the genes that determine when flowering occurs are active in the leaves, not in the tips of the shoots where the actual flower opens. The gene that we found produces signal molecules that are conveyed from the leaves to the tips of the shoots, where they control the formation of proteins that in turn are responsible for the actual flowering.” This signal molecule is neither a sug
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I Love You - For Me
2007-02-28 00:29:10
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I Love 2 Tackle
2007-02-27 17:21:47
Join | Blogroll Code 1 Tackle: I’ve been very busy all week just to tackle making love - as you can see proof of in my earlier posts here. I’m quite exhausted after it actually, but I’m planning on continuing on that path. I don’t even think that I will need a reminder of it, since it’s going so well… *lol* 2 Tackle: Clean hall closet - and the hall I would say. At last I’ve come around to that tackle! This could be a very fun tackle, because I’ve no idea what I will find in there, maybe monsters ;-) I could combine this with the love making tackle too - fun nude cleaning and in the closet too - a classic wouldn’t you say? *LMAO* We did censorship the nudity in the pics though - sorry ;-)    The other jackets and sweaters were put in the closet as there suddenly became more space there after this cleaning raid: BEFORE: Notice how packed everything is, it’s clothes, shoes and things everywhere, it’s kind of han


Cover up car sex
2007-03-02 00:27:49
Cover Up 1955. Oil on canvas. Gil Elvgren. © BROWN & BIGELOW, INC, ST.PAUL, MINNESOTA “A couple were out in the car late one evening when the girl suddenly got very horny. She begin to fumble after the guys dick and starts to give him a blowjob. It’s getting harder and harder for the guy to keep the car on the road and eventually it’s a fact - the car goes down in the ditch and the car rolls around. The girls is OK, but the guy is stucked in the car. The poor girl panicked, didn’t find her clothes and only got hold of one of his shoes. With the shoe as a shield for her pussy she is running towards a field where she saw a farmer that was working. She is saying between the heavy breathing that her boyfriend is stucked and wonders if the farmer can help them. The farmer looks at the shoe and says: - I don’t know. If he is stucked that far in I’m not sure if I can pull him out….” We’re going for a car ride today…. T


13 Not for my body!
2007-03-01 00:19:54
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Photo Hunt Salty Caviar
2007-03-03 07:28:23
© Lifecruiser 2007 (Home, Sweden) Theme: Salty | Blogroll Info | Next week: Architecture Kalles Kaviar is a very classic sandwich paste made from cod roe, which has been very popular here in Sweden for many years - I’ve been eating it through my whole life now and then. It’s one of Swedens strongest brands. It’s salty, mildly smoked and used not only as a pure sandwich paste, but also on the morning eggs or in different mixture in different dishes. It’s very useful for cooking chef’s with other words. The name Kalle is originating from the boy on the tube - Carl (nicknamed Calle) Ameln who’s father Christian Ameln was managing director of the manufacturer Abba, when Kalles Kaviar were launched back in 1954. Abba is long established and has had it’s head office in Stockholm since around 1850 - so Abba the worldfamous Swedish music band had to ask them for permission to use the same name. Their unusual reply was a note saying Good luck and a
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Pippi faces Keukenhof bulbs
2007-03-04 13:34:17
© Lifecruiser 2007 (Tuliphouse, Stockholm) ♥ Join GTS ♥ I wanna go back to the Netherlands. At least to visit Keukenhof gardens! It’s situated in Lisse between Amsterdam and The Hague in the Bulb region. This year the flower exhibition will be opened by Crown Princess Victoria of Sweden on the first day of spring, Wednesday 21 March. Open 22 March till 20 May. Sweden play’s a big role in the park during this springs bulbs exposing, because of this years theme which is “Linnaeus - King of Flowers for 300 years”. They have choosen this theme because even today tulips are named according to the classification system Linnaeus (Swedish physician & botanist) developed back in the 18th century. Linnaeus was in the Netherlands while getting his medicine degree and he published some of his most important and famous books there. There will be tulips named after famous Swedes: - Abba (music band) - Ingemar Stenmark (Olympic skiing) - Prinsess Victori
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To tackle an ultrasound dildo
2007-03-06 10:48:28
Join | Blogroll Code So today is the lucky day again to test another ultrasound dildo with some one new to handle it. I do hope that it at least will have some sensational vibrations this time ;-) Let’s hear what this expert one will say about my lovely cyst on my right ovary… Tomorrow I’ll go back to my ordinary gyn doc and discuss what to do with the result with her. - Update - I’m pleased with the result in that sense that it didn’t show any abnormalties thankfully. It’s just a small cyst on the right ovary which is quite common, so no need to worry or even do anything about it. Phew. Butt: the dildo didn’t have any vibrations! I’m very disappointed! Though I must admit that I prefer the natural…. Mr Lifecruiser, ho ho, where are you…???? *lol* - End of update - I have done some work with his blog after the upgrade last week too, checking for really useful WP plugins, installed one more so far - the flag icons. I’
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My best friend the Ass.
2007-03-05 17:57:02
© Lifecruiser 2007 (En liten smula, Norrtälje, Sweden) Happy Birthday Dear Ass. I met my Ass. through the internet through a coincidence. We just hooked up at once - of course sharing the same shitty humor helped a lot. At that time she lived in Spain, even if she is Swedish from the beginning. She later on moved on to US - Texas, Chicago, Minnesota, New Mexico. She wouldn’t have returned from there if she could have decided that herself. Now it were decided by health issues for her daughter and later on for her self. Butt she is a tough chick with survival insticts like an indian. Even heaven (or hell?) has refused to let her in several times already. Since then she has been stucked in this asshole or shithole as we call it (skithålan in Swedish) she lives in now, in a little town here in Sweden. It’s a shitty place to be exact. Normally we like small towns, but this really is a shitty place to live and especially to have health problems there. There have been numerou
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Hole in one
2007-03-07 01:37:51
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13 Shoes goes no where here
2007-03-08 00:19:43
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How to satisfy your partner
2007-03-09 11:12:12
Golden Beauty 1955. Oil on canvas. Gil Elvgren. © BROWN & BIGELOW, INC, ST.PAUL, MINNESOTA I’ll just have to admit that certain things are true even though it does seems unfair…. How you’re making your wife satiesfied: (works every time) Caress, praise, spoil, revel, smell, massage, plan with, fix, court with a serenade, flatter, support, feed, torture, bath, amuse, sweeten, stimulate, pat, comfort, purr, hug, wet-nurse, rouse, calm down, protect, phone, write, foresee, lean at, kiss, make a toast with champagne and strawberries, bring her chocolate and flowers, surprise her with gifts, make breakfast, take care of, forgive, sacrifice for, coax, give things to, leave, leave back, beg, rise, entertain, charm, drag, crawl, ignore, defend, winkle, dress, brag about, agree with, smell good, be lively, rationalized, de-tox, sanctify, help, confess, subtilize, upgrade, embraze, accept, suck up, listen, understand, dance with, be flexible, argue, borrow, steal, cl
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Photo Hunt Architecture
2007-03-10 09:24:57
     © Lifecruiser 2004 (Knossos, Crete, Greece) Theme: Architecture | Blogroll Info | Next week: Drink I’m on honeymoon - no wonder I’m smiling so ;-) The photo is taken at the palace of Knossos 2004, in Crete, one of Greece’s biggest islands. More about Lifecruisers honeymoon and Knossos NOTE: Wanna have some fun? Read our post about the Lifecruiser cyber cruise here. Sketchily date to set sails: 16th of March! Stay tuned, more info within a couple of days! Copyright © 2007 Lifecruiser. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@www.lifecruiser.com so we can take legal action immediately.Plugin by Taragana
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Cool tools not for fools
2007-03-11 14:22:38
© Lifecruiser 2007 (Tuliphouse, Stockholm) ♥ Join GTS ♥ As you regular readers already know, I’m weird. I think this bulb is in it’s own way as beautiful as the real Tulip are when it blooms. I love everything (almost) in the nature. At least I can be fascinated over it and admire it. It’s not really season for gardening right now in Sweden, even though the spring is on it’s way early this year obviously - the snow has begin to melt and Thursday morning I heard a wood pidgeon - it has come back from the winter vacation in the south! Hurrray! Not only that…. They had morning sex this morning outside our kitchen window! What a live show…. *whistles* This spring feelings make me long for an own garden again…. Of course it’s only a dream, my back won’t hear about it and what about our travelling? No garden. Butt if I had a house with garden again, I would: - Get my own soil for my garden by produce it from my kitche


The Cyber Cruise Schedule
2007-03-12 14:57:16
Time for the cruise of your life! Our planned cyber cruise! It will be fabulous! Interested to have a look around in our wonderful world? Joyn us at this cyber ship ;-) Haven’t heard about it before? Read our earlier post to get more information about the Lifecruiser cyber cruise. Each of our A-Team Cruise rs (see our right sidebar) have been asked to be a host for our cruise ship for one or more days and pleasant enough some of them said yes :-) The rest of the cruise people will be the A-Swab Team (click in our right sidebar) and other temporarily guests, but A-Team Cruisers will have First class tickets aboard this ship cruise with some advantages before the others…. Here is the cyber cruise schedule so far: 16 March, Friday - Lifecruiser ship set sails!!! Host: Lifecruiser Port: Stockholm, Sweden 17 March, Saturday Hosts: TorAa Mirror & RennyBA’s Terella Port: Oslo, Norway 18 March, Sunday Host: Writer’s Cramps Port: Waterloo, Belgium 19 March, Monday H
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Slip on the ship
2007-03-14 00:50:05
© Lifecruiser 2005 (Lanzarote, Spain) Join Wordless Wednesday Don’t miss our fabulous cyber cruise that starts now on Friday the 16th of March with many fantastic destinations such as: Sweden, Norway, Belgium, Spain, Germany, Alaska (!), US, Italy, Dominican Republic, Australia and other mystery destinations! Copyright © 2007 Lifecruiser. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@www.lifecruiser.com so we can take legal action immediately.Plugin by Taragana


Cruise my TITS
2007-03-13 16:01:17
Join | Blogroll Code Big tackle #1: Lifecruiser has begin it’s transition into the big cruise ship! I’ve been preparing Lifecruisers cyber cruise - read the post below to get the cruise schedule. (Push F5 button if you don’t see the new ship top picture) We set sails on Friday the 16th of March - be sure to be here before we’re pulling in the gangplank ;-) Since I’ve been ruled by my health I haven’t done any heavy tackles, but I choose to do some anyway! Sorry, no pictures though you’ll understand why further down in this post. - Left a lot of clothes at the drycleaner - Mr L made a bargain with them so we got it for free!!! I just love that man! - Searched for kitchen curtains to finally be able to take down the xmas curtains! There is no one to be found in the stores so what to do? We found kitchen towels with fabric and pattern that we like (coffee beans and other stuff), so my sister shall stitch them together for us. That’s what I c
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13 Mad Bad Packing
2007-03-15 03:16:37
The cyber cruise is starting Friday the 16th of March and goes on for at least a couple of weeks - maybe longer. Read more about it in several posts down below this one. Step 1: What??? Is it tomorrow we start the cyber cruise with Lifecruiser?? Butt I haven’t even begin to pack…. Oh, and the clock is….too much! (Happens every time when we shall travel somewhere) Step 2: Where are the suitcases? Down in the basement? Oh my, going down there in the middle of the night having the scary dark creatures breathing me in the neck doesn’t seem fun to me… Step 3: Yoo hoo! Mr Lifecruiser! You have to go down in the basement if we’re going! I hope he comes back in one piece from there. I need him to carry the suitcases… Step 4: Running back and forward between the closets and drawers gone for the world like a hysteric cackling hen in very deep concentration. How do I prepare for both hot summer weather and cold weather as it probably will be in Al


Lifecruisers Nut Maiden Voyage
2007-03-16 08:36:07
Welcome aboard mates - roam around an’ let us know what ye think! You do have TIT’s (=TIckeTs), don’t you? No? There is still some left. Read about Lifecruisers cyber cruise event here. Relax, have fun, enjoy. No lifejackets needed. Yet. No drunk captain. Or nude. Yet. Just some crazy crew and hot brew…. and YOU :-) This will only be one of several stops in Stockholm - or even Sweden, so there will be more later on the cruise schedule. After you’ve packed up in your luxurous cabins there will be mingling with (a lot of glasses of) Dom Perignon and a Swedish smorgasbord on topdeck. [Views of Stockholm will take place here later today] This evening we will hold a party on the Lifecruiser - not only a welcome aboard party, but a special birthday party for one of our special friends and A-Team Cruiser: Debbie, who’s actual birthday was this wednesday but we’ll celebrate it tonight! We’ve built a bigger cargo room and more power in the e
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