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I Love Bad Behavior 2007-02-26 22:25:13 Another plugin I’ve installed is Bad Behavior
- not to make my behavior more bad than it already is ;-), but to prevent bad behavior from others.
So what is it with this Bad Behavior that makes me love it?
It’s working by target the spam methods rather than the the spam itself, which stops the spam efficiently even before it has reached my blog. It’s like having a chastity belt on you stopping them to molesting you, instead of catching the molesters afterwards!
I’m going out of this untouched - they won’t even get a chance to have a look at me! Oh boy, do I love that long nose they will have. Or wasn’t it the nose that was long…. *LMAO*
They’re not given the chance to attack my site with their crap, scrape my pages for addresses or use Web site cracking tools. My WP wont run, which will save CPU time, database activities and bandwidth! Woot!
It works best together with traditional anti-spam tools, like Akismet or Spam Karma 2 for WordPres
WordPress pampering day 2007-02-26 14:53:34 So after done celebrating my #1 love here in life Mr Lifecruiser, it’s time for the #2 love of mine: Wordpress!
I’m gonna do the upgrade to the latest version 2.1.1 and keep my fingers crossed that all goes well :-)
If you notice something strange around here, keep this in mind!
Steps I’m taking:
1. Backup of EVERYTHING
2. Inactivate used plugins
3. Doing the upgrade
4. Check that it works
5. Check special settings of mine
6. Activate Plugins one in time
7. Install new Plugins I want
The actual upgrade is really easy when you have it like I have, upgrading options by a control panel at your webhost. It’s actually just clicking… *s*
When it comes to backups, my webhost is taking backups every day and they have an excellent customer service which have helped me in a very good manner the few times I’ve had other problems.
It’s just me being extra careful making own backups too. I always reasoning like: you’ll never know and since it isnR Read more:pampering
The Love Tackle 2007-02-20 11:56:56 Join | Blogroll Code
I’m getting really fed up with the health issues tackles - next Tuesday there will be much more pleasant reading about my TIT’s! Promise!
That pain specialist did surprise me… Butt I’m not sure how to tackle that! After his investigation and questioning of me, he told me that I was a totally “classic schoolbook example” of Fibromyalgia. Oh no. Appearently it’s my back problems that have triggered this illness too. No wonder it’s easier (and faster!) for me to tell where I haven’t any pain than where I have pain….
I’m not a mainframe, I’m a mainpain!!! *giggles*
Right now I don’t want to change doctor as I’ve been nagging you about earlier. My ordinary doc is supposed to follow me up now and discuss the medicine they want me to try. The pain specialist also said that my sick leave permit that ends in Nov 2007 must be expanded further. He didn’t gave that good prognosis to be h
The Poo's arrival - a shitty Monday 2007-02-19 16:14:12 I’m so excited - the Poo has finally arrived! Yeaaah! I have been waiting so unpatiently…
It’s raging wonderful aka R’acquel that has sent me this amazing gift.
I’ll send her a surprise in return - and no, it will not be anything Poosh, but yet enjoyable.
(I must make her curious, it’s more fun this way… *s*)
I must admit though, that I never thought that I should be soooo excited over a bag with Poo… *LMAO*
The Book of Poo Poostage paid was $1.85 - really fantastic if you think about that this envelope has travelled across the whole world - Australia in the south Poole and Sweden in the north Poole so it’s really on the opPoosite side of the world from each other - and fast too!
Even more fantastic is it that this book of Poo were dumped in our mailbox today of all days - the day when our plumber woke us up at 07.20 in the morning (after a bad night) to tell us that he is coming to fix our toilet that has been on a strike a while Read more:arrival
, shitty
, Monday
Have you ever wondered… 2007-02-18 12:57:13 …..how flowers know when it’s time to bloom?
I, myself, haven’t actually. I’ve just taken it sort of for granted. Until now. I just happened to stumble over an article on the web that tells me the advanced, but yet so “simple” answer. As if we could call anything in the nature for simple…
I’m not the only one that haven’t known the answer to that question - it’s only in May 2005 a Swedish researcher, Ove Nilsson, found the precise gene that is in charge of the flowering!
What exactly is it that makes flowers open then?
“We discovered that the genes that determine when flowering occurs are active in the leaves, not in the tips of the shoots where the actual flower opens. The gene that we found produces signal molecules that are conveyed from the leaves to the tips of the shoots, where they control the formation of proteins that in turn are responsible for the actual flowering.”
This signal molecule is neither a sug Read more:ever wondered
I Love 2 Tackle 2007-02-27 17:21:47 Join | Blogroll Code
1 Tackle: I’ve been very busy all week just to tackle making love - as you can see proof of in my earlier posts here. I’m quite exhausted after it actually, but I’m planning on continuing on that path. I don’t even think that I will need a reminder of it, since it’s going so well… *lol*
2 Tackle: Clean hall closet - and the hall I would say. At last I’ve come around to that tackle! This could be a very fun tackle, because I’ve no idea what I will find in there, maybe monsters ;-)
I could combine this with the love making tackle too - fun nude cleaning and in the closet too - a classic wouldn’t you say? *LMAO*
We did censorship the nudity in the pics though - sorry ;-)
The other jackets and sweaters were put in the closet as there suddenly became more space there after this cleaning raid:
BEFORE:
Notice how packed everything is, it’s clothes, shoes and things everywhere, it’s kind of han
To tackle an ultrasound dildo 2007-03-06 10:48:28 Join | Blogroll Code
So today is the lucky day again to test another ultrasound dildo with some one new to handle it. I do hope that it at least will have some sensational vibrations this time ;-)
Let’s hear what this expert one will say about my lovely cyst on my right ovary… Tomorrow I’ll go back to my ordinary gyn doc and discuss what to do with the result with her.
- Update -
I’m pleased with the result in that sense that it didn’t show any abnormalties thankfully. It’s just a small cyst on the right ovary which is quite common, so no need to worry or even do anything about it. Phew.
Butt: the dildo didn’t have any vibrations! I’m very disappointed! Though I must admit that I prefer the natural…. Mr Lifecruiser, ho ho, where are you…???? *lol*
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I have done some work with his blog after the upgrade last week too, checking for really useful WP plugins, installed one more so far - the flag icons. I’ Read more:tackle
The Cyber Cruise Schedule 2007-03-12 14:57:16 Time for the cruise of your life! Our planned cyber cruise! It will be fabulous!
Interested to have a look around in our wonderful world? Joyn us at this cyber ship ;-)
Haven’t heard about it before? Read our earlier post to get more information about the Lifecruiser cyber cruise.
Each of our A-Team Cruise
rs (see our right sidebar) have been asked to be a host for our cruise ship for one or more days and pleasant enough some of them said yes :-)
The rest of the cruise people will be the A-Swab Team (click in our right sidebar) and other temporarily guests, but A-Team Cruisers will have First class tickets aboard this ship cruise with some advantages before the others….
Here is the cyber cruise schedule so far:
16 March, Friday - Lifecruiser ship set sails!!!
Host: Lifecruiser
Port: Stockholm, Sweden
17 March, Saturday
Hosts: TorAa Mirror & RennyBA’s Terella
Port: Oslo, Norway
18 March, Sunday
Host: Writer’s Cramps
Port: Waterloo, Belgium
19 March, Monday
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Cruise my TITS 2007-03-13 16:01:17 Join | Blogroll Code
Big tackle #1: Lifecruiser has begin it’s transition into the big cruise ship! I’ve been preparing Lifecruisers cyber cruise - read the post below to get the cruise schedule. (Push F5 button if you don’t see the new ship top picture)
We set sails on Friday the 16th of March - be sure to be here before we’re pulling in the gangplank ;-)
Since I’ve been ruled by my health I haven’t done any heavy tackles, but I choose to do some anyway! Sorry, no pictures though you’ll understand why further down in this post.
- Left a lot of clothes at the drycleaner - Mr L made a bargain with them so we got it for free!!! I just love that man!
- Searched for kitchen curtains to finally be able to take down the xmas curtains! There is no one to be found in the stores so what to do? We found kitchen towels with fabric and pattern that we like (coffee beans and other stuff), so my sister shall stitch them together for us. That’s what I c Read more:Cruise
13 Mad Bad Packing 2007-03-15 03:16:37
The cyber cruise is starting Friday the 16th of March and goes on for at least a couple of weeks - maybe longer. Read more about it in several posts down below this one.
Step 1: What??? Is it tomorrow we start the cyber cruise with Lifecruiser?? Butt I haven’t even begin to pack…. Oh, and the clock is….too much! (Happens every time when we shall travel somewhere)
Step 2: Where are the suitcases? Down in the basement? Oh my, going down there in the middle of the night having the scary dark creatures breathing me in the neck doesn’t seem fun to me…
Step 3: Yoo hoo! Mr Lifecruiser! You have to go down in the basement if we’re going! I hope he comes back in one piece from there. I need him to carry the suitcases…
Step 4: Running back and forward between the closets and drawers gone for the world like a hysteric cackling hen in very deep concentration. How do I prepare for both hot summer weather and cold weather as it probably will be in Al
Lifecruisers Nut Maiden Voyage 2007-03-16 08:36:07
Welcome aboard mates - roam around an’ let us know what ye think!
You do have TIT’s (=TIckeTs), don’t you? No? There is still some left. Read about Lifecruisers cyber cruise event here.
Relax, have fun, enjoy. No lifejackets needed. Yet. No drunk captain. Or nude. Yet. Just some crazy crew and hot brew…. and YOU :-)
This will only be one of several stops in Stockholm - or even Sweden, so there will be more later on the cruise schedule.
After you’ve packed up in your luxurous cabins there will be mingling with (a lot of glasses of) Dom Perignon and a Swedish smorgasbord on topdeck.
[Views of Stockholm will take place here later today]
This evening we will hold a party on the Lifecruiser - not only a welcome aboard party, but a special birthday party for one of our special friends and A-Team Cruiser: Debbie, who’s actual birthday was this wednesday but we’ll celebrate it tonight!
We’ve built a bigger cargo room and more power in the e Read more:Maiden
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