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Thirteen medevial pick up lines 2007-01-25 11:47:18 1. If I had been your horse, I would have wanted that you sat on me without a saddle.
2. The Magician: You know, it’s not only my magic wand that is pointed…
3. You know, that chastity belt would fit perfectly well on my bedroom floor.
4. Don’t believe the rumors you have heard about me… The bubonic plague didn’t hit my most vital body parts.
5. I lost one of my legs in battle. Guess what I’m walking on?!
6. Yes, beautiful damozel, I’m indeed a magician. Do you want to see your clothes disappear?
7. By rights I’m a nice prince that has been bewitched by a mean witch. Tell me, do you like frog sex?
8. Hmm, it seems like I have lost my sex slave. Can I borrow you for a while?
9. Your shelter or mine?
10. My dear lady, you know very well that it isn’t the size of the magic wand that counts, but how magical it is.
11. Your eyes are dark as a moat at midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me in.
12. What does a pretty maiden doing in a Read more:Thirteen
FundaMental Funtastic 2007-01-26 01:17:23 I’ve been contacted by Mr Joe Blogs. He wanted to do me. I’m talking about an interview! No, not for a sex talk show either, but a very serious blog interview for his comedian Mr Joe Blog’s Blog.
Curious of my juicy answers that made him so tired after I've been jousting through his dreams all night?
Read the interview of Mrs Lifecruiser.
He is on my blogroll from now on. You know I love people with humor. Bah, just go there and leave your usual witty comments!
Then come back here for a liberating laugh…
~ A GOOD CATHOLIC ~
An elderly Italian man, who lived on the outskirts of Monte Cassino, went to the local church for confession.
When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said:
- “Father … during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic.”
The priest replied:
- “That was a wonderful thing you did! You have no need to confess that.”
The mean clean 2007-01-29 19:04:05
Husmodern (Swedish magazine) 1923
OK, this wasn’t what I had in mind to keep me occupied. The ultimate mean clean.
First: my sister went ill again and there were some cleaning involved there too, but I’m sorry I can’t tell you about it….
Let’s just say that this have and will keep me a bit more occupied than usual - in case you have or will miss me. I can’t make around to you all for the moment. You understand that, I hope. Real life and near and dear ones have to be put before blogging - or? *LOL*
Second: I’m really occupied washing for the moment, I’ve been neglecting it too long now. No clothes to put on soon! *lol* Yeah, yeah, I hear you, but it’s too cold to go naked! Really!
Third: Today my computer was nearly washed out by an evil Trojan and bootsector virus. Despite the fact that I do NOT open email from strangers, I haven’t installed any new programs, I’ve not been on any less serious websites (no porn, we m
The Cackle Continue 2007-01-30 14:41:20 Join
A lot of cackle and then life happened to step in between… Pictures comes in the end of the post.
Searching for a caring Doctor: Don’t kick me! I haven’t done enough since last time, but I do have valid excuses. We had to fix certain things to our home, then my sister went ill, which besides helping her also meant I had to visit my Mom extra. And tonight I slept bad because my best friend Miss Ass. Lifecruiser is ill too and went to hospital again. This have taken all my energy.
My stomach problems: I’m a bit better. I don’t know why for certain though. Remember that I was getting bacteria capsules to improve my immune defense? I’m eating the capsules and they seems to work so far, we’ll see after a while since I’m not really on terms with Lactose and even these capsules seem to have a little lactose in it. (It’s Lactobacillus acidophilus, Bifidobacterium animalis, Lactobacillus bulgaricus, Streptococcus thermophilus).
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Rules for bedroom golf 2007-02-02 10:05:06 As you may know, Mr Lifecruiser is a golfer and a darn good one. He had handicap 3.2 - before he met me.
Rules
for bedroom golf
The player shall have an own equipment, a club and two balls.
Play on the course have to be acknowledged by the owner of the hole.
As a difference from outdoor golf is that you should try to get the club in the hole and the balls outside.
To get such a effective play as possible, the club should have a stiff shaft. The owner of the course reserve the rights to investigate the stiffness of the club before the play can begin.
The course owner has the right to limit the length of the club to avoid damages in the hole.
The meaning of the play is that the club should be bumped as many times as possible until the course owner is satisfied and the play is fulfilled. If you fail, you can be denied to play on that course again.
It’s considered as bad behaviour to play the hole directly when you have arrived at the course. More experienced player take the time to
The Never Ending Cackle Story 2007-02-06 10:07:13 Join | Blogroll Code
OK, it’s like the never ending story…. *lol*
Paper work: A lot of my own paperwork as well as for my Mom is urgent to get done, so that have to be prio #1 over here today, including some pesty phone calls.
Gynecologist: Remember I have a hole that needs to be carefully investigated…. *giggles* I have problems since I tested new birth control pills 3 years ago, I ve never gotten back to "normal" after that. I’ve now got a cancelled appointment and that’s TODAY! I’ll update this post after the visit this afternoon.
Searching for a caring Doctor: I do have some doctor’s now that I will check up as soon as possible. One of them I actually got the tip from another customer at the hairdresser, so that is the hottest alternative actually. I’ll defenitely check him up.
My stomach problems: I’m eating the bacteria capsules to improve my immune defense and it still seems to work a bit, but not completely. I’ll beg Read more:Ending
Admission of 13 A-Team Cruisers 2007-02-08 11:23:41
1. This is a Cruise announcement:
Today the admission round #1 to become an A-Team Cruiser start!
2. When it ends depend on how many applications we get.
3. Why apply to become an A-Team Cruiser?
- You’ll be guaranteed a “first class ticket” for the special cyber event we plan for sometime in 2007. We’re not really sure of when we’ll have time to make it happen, so we can’t book the date yet. But we’ll for sure have FUN!
4. You’ll be linked to in the front link list in our sidebar as A-Team Cruiser as well as in the ordinary blogroll A-Swab Team.
5. You’ll get some kind of mentioning of your blog in at least one of my posts, plus be guaranteed regular visits and crazy comments from me.
6. here will defenitely be a Cruise Ball Party. You might get other surprises from me too - you’ll never know… *lol*
7. Admission
requirements:
You must be a regular cruiser here and start in the A-Swab Team ( se the right sidebar), w Read more:Cruisers
18th Century Flower Potpourri 2007-02-11 14:58:08
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Already in the end of the 18th century there were poptpourri’s of flowers in Swedish houses, which an article from 1780 can tell. The oldest potpourri pot is dated 1663 from Germany though. The word Potpourri
is French and means pot and pourri, which actually means rotten.
Potpourri is flowers that get salted or put in pots and makes the air in a room nice smelling and refreshing. Maybe they needed it more back then, than we do nowadays, to cover up their bad odor *yuk* since they didn’t wash themselves as often as we do.
Very commonly used were Thorn roses, Lavendel and Carnations, which were cleaned from their calyxes and stalks and put in layers with fine salt in suitable and nice looking vases. A more rich mix they used were: Orange blooms, Thorn Roses, Carnations, Lavendel, Rosemary, Southernwood, Myrtle, Hyssop, Salvia, Pansy, Lime tree flowers.
Later on I’ve heard that all kind of spices can be used. I think my favorite would be cin Read more:Century
Welcome 13 New A-Team Cruisers 2007-02-12 01:11:54 As you might have read here before, I’m holding an admission round for becoming an A-Team Cruiser.
Admission round #1 is now closed.
The A-Team Cruisers
is guaranteed a “first class ticket” to our cyber event we’ve been planning this year - on top of anything else that will show up here…
Keep your eyes open for more announcements!
This is some of the questions that will be answered later:
- How many excursions you can expect this year
- What are some of the highlight destinations
- Will entertainment be provided
- If gambling is allowed
- What exactly is going on
No pressure though, this is all about HAVING FUN :-))
Who made it into the A-Team and why?
Gattina:
Our frequent visitor that even show us with brilliant stories and photos when she is travelling the world, has wild witty comments that always crack me up, lovely cats and paintings and at last the post: “Funny situation” among others.
Melli:
She need this ship to cruise the world. She Read more:Welcome
My Alien Pregnancy TIT's 2007-02-13 02:08:13 Join | Blogroll Code
As you may know, for the moment my health issues is priority #1 to tackle.
My back “case”: I have an appointment to a pain control doctor today Tuesday. I have no faith in them any more, but let’s hope that they’ll surprise me this time ;-) It’s not by my own choice I go there though, but from the Social security agency, so there will be a following up meeting with them too - on Valentine’s day of all days! Nice huh? Maybe they wanna give me a big chocolate heart? *lol*
Searching for a caring Doctor: I’ll check up the ones on my list today, I promise…!!! *ashamed*
Gynecologist: Remember I had my hole investigated last Tuesday…. *giggles* If you read the update of that post, you know that she found a cyst on my right ovary and will send me to an expert on ultrasound, so I’m still waiting for an appointment which should be before the 7th MArs when I’ll revisit her again. The probably benign polyp in my Read more:Alien
, Pregnancy
13 About The Cyber Cruise Event 2007-02-15 01:56:27 Explanation for those who might not know already:
This is an idea I’ve had for quite a while now, but never seem to get my butt kicked to actually make happening. But now is the time to start the preparations!!!!
1. We’ll host a big cyber event here at Lifecruiser - a bloody marvelous CyberCruise
!
2. There will be a lot of activities, preparations starts now, before the cruise and later on the cruise and maybe even afterwards.
3. The destinations will be revealed later too - let’s just say that it will be to several destinations all over the world!
4. There will be sightseeing, entertainment, music, dancing, gambling and contests or awards involved. Whatever we feel like!
5. We’ll have a lot of fun, witty, party-pro A-Team Cruisers (see the sidebar) and A-Swab Team members aboard during the cruise.
6. Wanna come you too? Step 1: Everybody has to start in the A-Swab Team first to be guaranteed a bed in a berth on the ship. Link to us directly (no meme blogroll)
Friday's Feast Beast 2007-02-16 11:18:53 Appetizer
What sound, other than the normal ringing, would you like your telephone to make?
The official answer: Kiss smackings following by giggles.
The secret one: Loud, long farting sounds following by giggles.
Soup
Describe your usual disposition in meteorological terms (partly cloudy, sunny, stormy, etc.).
- Sunny honey and maybe a storm occasionally when we need to shock someone, but only when it’s really needed. But then it will be a fully scaled storm, not a little sissy one… Heard of Volcanos spitting Lava….? *s*
Though I seem to have a bad weather curse on me…
Salad
What specific subject do you feel you know better than any other subjects?
Me. Love. Mr Lifecruiser. Most in the whole Universe. *lol*
Main Course
Imagine you were given the ability to remember everything you read for one entire day. Which books / magazines / newspapers would you choose to read?
Anyone and everyone. I’d be thrilled to remember anything!!!! With this Altzheimers light Read more:Friday
, Feast
, Beast
Have you ever wondered… 2007-02-18 12:57:13 …..how flowers know when it’s time to bloom?
I, myself, haven’t actually. I’ve just taken it sort of for granted. Until now. I just happened to stumble over an article on the web that tells me the advanced, but yet so “simple” answer. As if we could call anything in the nature for simple…
I’m not the only one that haven’t known the answer to that question - it’s only in May 2005 a Swedish researcher, Ove Nilsson, found the precise gene that is in charge of the flowering!
What exactly is it that makes flowers open then?
“We discovered that the genes that determine when flowering occurs are active in the leaves, not in the tips of the shoots where the actual flower opens. The gene that we found produces signal molecules that are conveyed from the leaves to the tips of the shoots, where they control the formation of proteins that in turn are responsible for the actual flowering.”
This signal molecule is neither a sug Read more:ever wondered
The Poo's arrival - a shitty Monday 2007-02-19 16:14:12 I’m so excited - the Poo has finally arrived! Yeaaah! I have been waiting so unpatiently…
It’s raging wonderful aka R’acquel that has sent me this amazing gift.
I’ll send her a surprise in return - and no, it will not be anything Poosh, but yet enjoyable.
(I must make her curious, it’s more fun this way… *s*)
I must admit though, that I never thought that I should be soooo excited over a bag with Poo… *LMAO*
The Book of Poo Poostage paid was $1.85 - really fantastic if you think about that this envelope has travelled across the whole world - Australia in the south Poole and Sweden in the north Poole so it’s really on the opPoosite side of the world from each other - and fast too!
Even more fantastic is it that this book of Poo were dumped in our mailbox today of all days - the day when our plumber woke us up at 07.20 in the morning (after a bad night) to tell us that he is coming to fix our toilet that has been on a strike a while Read more:arrival
, shitty
, Monday
The Love Tackle 2007-02-20 11:56:56 Join | Blogroll Code
I’m getting really fed up with the health issues tackles - next Tuesday there will be much more pleasant reading about my TIT’s! Promise!
That pain specialist did surprise me… Butt I’m not sure how to tackle that! After his investigation and questioning of me, he told me that I was a totally “classic schoolbook example” of Fibromyalgia. Oh no. Appearently it’s my back problems that have triggered this illness too. No wonder it’s easier (and faster!) for me to tell where I haven’t any pain than where I have pain….
I’m not a mainframe, I’m a mainpain!!! *giggles*
Right now I don’t want to change doctor as I’ve been nagging you about earlier. My ordinary doc is supposed to follow me up now and discuss the medicine they want me to try. The pain specialist also said that my sick leave permit that ends in Nov 2007 must be expanded further. He didn’t gave that good prognosis to be h
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