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Thursday RL Guest Post: ‘Putting Lipstick on the Pig of Miscellany’ 2008-03-27 17:45:43 This week’s Thursday
guest post over at Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty is a hodge-podge, a mismash (or is it mismesh. Jeff help me out here!) of un-related news stories along with a harrowing and true mini-tale of helicopter crashes.
Of course it is about politics, except for the helicopter part. Enjoy.
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Top Ten Bad Business Ideas 2008-03-31 18:57:08 Nothing says humor like bad ideas for businesses, services, or products. Still people try, still they try…
1. Levert Reunion Tour
Unless you are having it in Heaven, this doesn’t look so promising. I’ll miss not hearing Casanova live though.
2. ACME Embalmer and Meat Emporium
Which service/product would you like first?
3. Naturally Organic Animal Cleaning Service
Just like [...] Read more:Business
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The ABZ Fraternity: My April Fools Prank 2008-04-01 16:13:15 Hillary Clinton’s AprilFools
gag was to tell the press Pennsylvania should be settled with a bowling contest. Well our elections are much like a glorified pissing match so why the hell not?
Unlike politicians and their awful sense of humor, I won’t do lame stuff like change my theme and pretend I sold my blog [...] Read more:Prank
Absence Makes the Blog Fonder? 2008-04-08 18:03:09 Or something like that. If you may have noticed, there haven’t been new posts lately. Am I being lazy? Have I given up on blogging? Have I been held hostage by terrorists? No, no, and no.
Just had some personal issues I had to work out over the last week or so. In the next few [...]
Television Makes You Want to Kill Yourself 2008-04-15 23:51:11 If that title isn’t stating the obvious I don’t know what does. The other night I realized why and I have it down to two things: reality television and bad movies late at night.
I finally figured out what it is I don’t like about reality shows, well besides the fact that they suck. They are [...] Read more:Television
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Polygamist Cult Not Attractive Enough to Join 2008-04-19 00:59:22 Polygamists from Little House on the Prairie, Texas headed into the big city where the cement walkers live Friday to face the courts in a child custody case.
You have to laugh every time you think about that concept. Like they are going to win. I can hear the carpet-bagger lawyers now…
“Your honor, unlike modern [...] Read more:Enough
People Who Annoy You 2008-04-23 09:00:27 There is no humor in naggers or other people that I think are trying to piss me off on purpose like these ingrates do.
Whoever decided to fill sports/water drinks right up to the top
Holy crap these things suck. Don’t even think of trying to open one while driving or you end up with a third [...] Read more:Annoy
A Liberal Look at Earth Day 2008-04-22 14:49:33 Today is Earth
Day and I have decided to finally drink the Kool-Aid and buy into the moonbat, I mean liberal thinking on humans’ impact on Mother Gaia. From now on I am on board with all of it from global cooling in the 1970’s to global warming in the 1990’s to the global luke-warming [...] Read more:Liberal
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Roll Out the Bad Music… 2008-04-22 13:11:56 Yes, folks the old Casio synthesizer just got portable with the Roll-Out Keyboard. It isn’t by the same company however but it is destined to have the same results: lots of bad amateur recordings.
You can save your music and play it back, much to the delight of everyone in your social circle. Like the friend [...] Read more:Music
Place your Bets on the Polygamists’ DNA Tests 2008-04-23 16:00:27 Later on this week we will know how many, or in this case, how few fathers the Texas Polygamist Cult’s 4,123 children have, thanks to DNA testing. Being that this is America there are always opportunities to make light of tragedy as well as gamble on it at the same time so here we go.
Over/Under [...] Read more:Place
Upcoming Posts, This Week’s RL Column, and Don’t Forget to Place Your Bets! 2008-04-24 22:50:51 Coming soon to Angry Seafood…
The Second Annual Summer Movie Preview
Last year I got a lot of enjoyment making fun of the suckiness that was the 2007 Summer Movie Season and I continue that tradition for 2008 with the first half of the preview Friday, May 2nd. Looks like shooting fish in a barrel with a [...] Read more:Upcoming
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Miley Shows Skin While Fla Pols Get Testes 2008-04-28 14:15:25 Miley Cyrus finally turned the corner and has begun exposing herself.
Doing her best ‘Jodie-Foster-from-Taxi-Driver‘ impression for a Vanity Fair photo shoot, the fun ride down the road to debauchery begins with another celebrity peaking as a teen. At this point the only thing left she hasn’t done is porn.
Our little girl is growing up so [...]
Join the Jedi Gym 2008-04-29 13:03:47 Love Star Wars and working out? Join the Jedi Gym!
Coming Wednesday: The ‘Bloggers Speak’ Interview
with Johnny Virgil from Fifteen Minute Lunch
There is still time to place your bets in the over/under on the number of fathers in the Texas Polygamist Cult. But make sure you act quickly, the DNA tests are due back soon.
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Bloggers Speak: Johnny Virgil from Fifteen Minute Lunch 2008-04-30 02:08:15 Welcome to another edition of “Bloggers Speak” where Angry Seafood interviews the authors of humor blogs. We are joined today by Johnny
Virgil from FifteenMinuteLunch
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Chris: Welcome to the feature Johhny. How are you doing?
Johnny Virgil: I’m good. But where the hell is everyone? My agent told me I’d be reading for the part [...]
2008 Summer Movie Preview I: Attack of the Summer Films! 2008-05-02 01:36:34 Prepare for the summer movies that suck! Well most will but hey, I haven’t even seen these films yet. Like my severe avoidance of green beans, which I actually have never tasted, I judge which flicks are good and bad based on two minutes of a trailer and in most cases common sense.
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Even the Kids Are Into Politics 2008-05-05 14:51:05 Funny, this is what comes to mind every time I watch any kind of debating or commentary on the various news channels.
Remember, if you like political humor make sure to visit Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty for my weekly Thursday column as well as other miscellany.
And of course you would be amiss if you umm [...]
Envy vs. Jealousy 2008-05-06 20:45:33 Did you know that envy is something that is between two people while jealousy involves three?
It is true. Saying “Jane is jealous of Cindy’s ability to hook up with strange men on a nightly basis” is incorrect. Jane would actually be envious of Cindy’s amazing slut powers. Now if Cindy slept with Jane’s boyfriend which [...] Read more:Jealousy
It’s A Major Award! 2008-05-07 15:07:43 LOBO, the funny, odd, and sometimes paranoid writer of The Predator Press has bestowed upon my blog the “Predator Press Temporary Lifetime Achievement Award
”. It arrived yesterday in a box marked ‘FRAGILE‘ which I assumed was Italian.
No it was not that famous leg lamp. It was something cooler:
I know what you are thinking. ‘Chris, that’s [...] Read more:Major
Ten Great Mother’s Day Gift Ideas 2008-05-09 12:16:43 Are you having trouble thinking of the perfect Mother’s Day gift? She’s done so much for you over the years, from all her hard work to decades of reminding you to wear your seat belt or not to stay out too late. And to think you moved out of the house years ago! But she [...] Read more:Great
RL Column: Gore Blames Humans for Myanmar Cyclone 2008-05-08 22:43:34 My weekly Thursday post over at Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty is a fun one this time. Gore scolds us for causing a cyclone. How far will he go to get people to buy his carbon credits?
On a side note as you can see I installed a new theme. Is anyone having any issues with [...] Read more:Column
Lebron James’ Helicopter Mom 2008-05-12 23:21:12 Remember when Mom punched your Little League coach out for not giving you the steal sign in a game once? Okay, maybe that was just my childhood but many people have helicopter parents, ones who hover over their child in every decision they make, even in adulthood.
LebronJames
of the NBA’s Cleveland Cavaliers has a [...] Read more:Helicopter
The Day After Earth Day Day 2008-05-14 15:04:04 The funny people over at Studio 8 have a great idea: The Day After Earth
Day Day.
Humor-blogs.com has lots of funny blogs and
dirt for the Day After Earth Day Day.
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He’s No Alien He’s My Extraterrestrial Brother 2008-05-13 19:46:11 Good news Catholics! The Vatican says it is okay to believe in aliens:
“Just as we consider earthly creatures as ‘a brother,’ and ’sister,’ why should we not talk about an ‘extraterrestrial brother’? It would still be part of creation.”
So if there is life out there the only thing left to do is make sure they [...] Read more:Alien
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Licking Windows #19: Monster Mistake 2008-05-15 23:28:41 Humor-blogs.com doesn’t have blogs about monsters but they do have funny ones. Blogs I mean of course.
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RL Posts: Obama’s New BFF and Hillary Turns to Her Last Hope 2008-05-15 23:13:03 This week I have two posts over at Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty and they are both Pulitzer prize winners. Thursday’s regular weekly column is ‘Barack Obama
Needs A New Best Friend Forever‘ and it is a search for the perfect person for his mantourage of hope. Friday’s post is ‘Hillary
Turns to Her Last [...]
Seal Dry Humps Penguin 2008-05-14 23:50:24 So you are a seal who’s out hunting and you stop at the local undersea pub to grab a few cold ones. A young hottie catches your eye. You chat her up a bit, and you both decide to take it somewhere more private.
Then the Global Warming paparazzi shows up.
I hate to break it to [...] Read more:Humps
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Pet Funerals 2008-05-20 16:04:33 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to mock yet another topic dear to people’s hearts: pet funerals.
We have come a long way since the days of burying Fifi in the old Adidas shoe box in the backyard that is for sure. I remember when my first pet died when I was like eight. We had [...] Read more:Funerals
He is an Unsafe Driver 2008-05-20 01:15:49 So this idiot Payam Sabo drove his 2008 Cadillac Escalade onto the beach in a California town to watch the sunrise. You can clearly see the results in the above picture. The best part is that the police gave Payam a citation and a Department of Motor Vehicle license re-examination form. There are many reasons [...] Read more:Driver
The History of Stuff: Parsley 2008-05-21 16:06:39 Ever wonder about the history of things most people wouldn’t give two craps about? No? Ok, well I do. This is the first in a series of occasional blog posts helping clear up where some of that miscellaneous stuff comes from.
The History
of Parsley
It is that green leafy plant used as a decoration on food [...]
RL Column: Better Choices Than McCain 2008-05-23 13:21:48 It is something lighter this time for my weekly Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty column. ‘Better McChoices Than McCain
‘ looks at Republican alternatives to John McCain. The Democrats can’t be the only party still arguing over who should be their nominee.
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