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1968: Still Awful Forty Years Later 2007-12-10 22:28:54
Every few years some prominent baby boomer cleans out their attic, finds some anti-war crap they didn't know they still had and yearns for the better days. This time it was Tom Brokaw's turn and his book "1968' which also aired as a special on History Channel recently.
1968 was a time of free love, change, and great upheaval. Free love leads to free hair growth however and nothing is less attractive then women with armpit hair. But the worst is not trimming the hedges, as the kids like to say. The last thing I want to see is what looks like Chewbacca in a leg-lock below the waist. Call me old-fashioned but I am a firm believer in the wood floor or the landing strip thank you very little.
Times like these always bring back fun fashion icons like tie-dyed clothing. The tie dye shirt is a great symbol of how the Boomers screwed Generation X. But man, those seats I got for the Sound Tribe Sector Nine show are killer dude! I'm gonna sit in the parking lot and sell stir fry and b Read more:Years
Sort-of Obligatory Linkfest 2007-12-08 11:04:55
It is the weekend already? Guess it is time to cue up the linkfest music and gets to steppin’ as the kids like to say.
~Speaking of music, ever wonder about that classical piece you heard on a commercial the other day? This website has all the answers for you, like who does the United Airlines music.
~Zug has a great bit on getting back at those always-fun telemarketers.
~Just in time for the holidays is the re-telling of the classic tale ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ that imagines what if the internet was never invented.
~TC from Fish in My Hair has a unique Christmas tradition: The Cursing of the Lights.
~Need to know if you are going to hell? Kate Boddie from Finding Boddie has the answers.
~Of course there is a blog or website for every possible interest and issue. Finally there is one for the all-important problem of cow abduction by aliens. Pictures too!
Coming Monday: Bring a Kid to Work Day, or in this case bring them blogging.
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Dueling Blogs Lead to Huey-pocalypse 2007-12-20 23:49:20
The banjos are warming up. The gauntlet has been bought on E-Bay by Renal Failure and thrown down. Days of bitter verbal sparring has boiled over into all-out blogging Armageddon.
The Huey-pocalypse has finally happened.
In this corner we have Diesel and his claim that Huey Lewis should be back on the radio after years of being relegated to stations with names like ‘Bill’ or ‘Frank’. Nothing like having the songs you wrote and sang being sandwiched between ‘In Da Club’ by 50-Cent and ‘Last Train to Clarksville’ by the Monkees.
To be fair Huey Lewis is loved mostly by people who grew up in the 1980’s with parachute pants, muscle shirts, and bandanas. Apparently that was Diesel’s wardrobe in high school. Still, the children of the 80’s continue to show up to Huey concerts so there could be some merit to his side of the argument. Too bad they also arrive wearing denim jackets and leg-warmers.
Leading the Anti-Huey side is Read more:Blogs
, Dueling
RL Guest Post: Does Santa Claus Hate the Jews? 2007-12-20 10:59:57
It is Thursday and that means it is time for my weekly guest post at Radioactive Liberty.
I’ve got a live one this week examining why the jolly St. Nick has it in for the Jewish people. Why don’t they get Christmas presents? The answers may surprise you.
Coming Friday: ‘Christmas After Ground Zero’-a short story about an unforseen interruption in a newly-created post-apocalyptic community’s Christmas celebration.
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Look at the Bright Side Elliot Spitzer 2008-03-10 21:50:00 There is a rule I usually stick to when it comes to humor: if someone is getting slammed in the media for crap they did I don’t need to pile more on with my blog posts. Why unload more bullets into the political carcass of Eliot Spitzer
?
Because it is too funny to pass up making [...] Read more:Bright
, Elliot
Movie Quote Meme 2008-03-06 22:18:57 It is rare that I am tagged for a meme which is a good thing because most of them are pretty stupid and worthless. If I wanted to tell everything five secrets about me I would have already. Do you really want to know that I don’t trim my toenails often?
Rickey from Riding with Rickey [...] Read more:Quote
When Did Humor-Blogs Turn Into Mommie-Blogs? 2008-03-05 13:27:16 Oh look, one of the directory’s own is on television! Was it The Daily Show? Stephen Colbert? The Office?
Nope, Super Nanny!
What the fuck!
Oh it gets better. Humor
-blogs.com reviews have suddenly started giving high marks to mommie blogs. Gone are the days when a blog about the boring mundane things in life got rightfully panned for [...] Read more:Blogs
Death Threat Elmo 2008-03-03 14:44:42 I had this same idea a few years ago at Thanksgiving!
Before you think I am a crazy lunatic who enjoys re-programming a child’s toy with evil, it was an idea for a short film called ‘Kill Me Elmo’.
I was over my aunt and uncle’s house for Thanksgiving a few years ago, and they had the [...]
Bloggers Speak: The Frogster from ‘Frog Bog Blog’ 2008-02-27 00:02:51 Welcome to another edition of “Bloggers Speak” where Humor By Angry Seafood interviews the authors of funny blogs. We are joined today by Humor-blogs.com member and also one of the founders of the new online humor magazine ‘Clay Pigeon’ Frogster from The Frog Bog.
Chris: Welcome to the feature Frogster. How are you doing?
The Frogster: Ahem. [...]
The Non-Obsolete House of the Future 2008-02-24 21:58:47 Disney is reviving their ‘House
of the Future
’ attraction in May and like a high school reunion, it will look dated in a decade.
Remember when you bought your first PC and how pissed off you got when you saw cheaper, more powerful computers a month later? Imagine buying a house of the future and the [...]
Ten Funniest TV Shows 2008-02-22 18:39:10 There is the list of the Ten Smartest Shows and the Ten Dumbest Shows. So where are the shows for the humor lovers? Angry Seafood is here to help with our official list of the television shows we think are the funniest.
2. Seinfeld
No list of funny television shows is complete without this one, the show [...]
New Online Humor Mag ‘Clay Pigeon’ Launched 2008-02-20 13:30:08 If you have ever wondered about the similarities of albinos to gremlins or how famed actor Brian Dennehy really feels about Native Americans then the new weekly online humor magazine Clay Pigeon is a must-read.
The brainchild of Mattress Police and Humor
-Blogs.com founder Rob Kroese, aka “Diesel, the site is a collection of new and old [...] Read more:Launched
Licking Windows #18: Inherent Coding 2008-02-19 17:21:50
Concept by Chris Cameron. Artwork by www.toondoo.com.
Humor-blogs.com does not have the technology to mess with genetics.
They do have the ability to show funny blogs though.
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Misremembering Sports This Week 2008-02-16 00:20:12 After a week of Congressional busy-bodying into baseball and football, it was refreshing to find out they replayed the Super Bowl and the Patriots won!
That was until I realized it actually was a gift to the citizens of Nicaragua by a charity.
Nothing is more uplifting to the downtrodden then t-shirts of losing teams. I bet [...] Read more:Sports
Bloggers Speak: RF from ‘Renal Failure’ 2008-03-12 12:45:31 Welcome to another edition of “Bloggers Speak” where Angry Seafood interviews the authors of funny blogs. We are joined today by Renal Failure, Humor-Blogs.com directory member and also contributor to the online humor magazine ‘The Clay Pigeon’.
Chris: Welcome to the feature Renal Failure. How are you doing?
RF: Why do you ask? What have you heard? [...]
Double your pleasure with double the guest posts 2008-03-14 23:49:05 Two guest blog posts
this week to tell you about…
This week’s Thursday Radioactive Liberty post is about Hillary Clinton and all the amazing things she has accomplished. It also talks about how kick-ass she is, even making people begin to wonder if she is the new Chuck Norris.
I also did a guest post for Katy’s [...] Read more:double
Don’t be like most white people on St. Patrick’s Day 2008-03-17 13:59:39 Before you head out for a day/night or both of heavy drinking followed by a morning of green poops and a splitting headache I would like to give the white people
one piece of advice…
DO NOT DANCE.
Guys, this is what you look like to others trying to dance to P-Diddy, Three-Fidy or whatever the hell [...] Read more:Patrick
Jesus Performs His Old Resurrection Trick Sunday…AGAIN 2008-03-19 14:38:30 Sorry if I spoiled it for you but Jesus
is going to die on March 21, 2008 and then come back to life two days later. I don’t know about you but I’m getting tired of this act.
Boring.
Every year Jesus pulls the same lame-ass trick. Doesn’t he have anything new to show us? He has [...] Read more:Resurrection
, Trick
, Sunday
Happy Monday! 2008-03-24 13:59:16 I think I am one of the few happy people on Monday
s. Unlike most of you, I don’t work a normal 9-5 job. This weekend, some of you acted like the slutty girl above who hops in bed with any decent-looking guy who will show her a glimmer of attention. Some of you were doing [...] Read more:Happy
Jesus Performs His Old Resurrection Trick Sunday???AGAIN 2008-03-19 14:38:30 Sorry if I spoiled it for you but Jesus
is going to die on March 21, 2008 and then come back to life two days later. I don???t know about you but I???m getting tired of this act.
Boring.
Every year Jesus pulls the same lame-ass trick. Doesn???t he have anything new to show us? He has [...] Read more:Resurrection
, Trick
, Sunday
Don’t be like most white people on St. Patrick’s Day 2008-03-17 13:59:39 Before you head out for a day/night or both of heavy drinking followed by a morning of green poops and a splitting headache I would like to give the white people
one piece of advice…
DO NOT DANCE.
Guys, this is what you look like to others trying to dance to P-Diddy, Three-Fidy or whatever the hell [...] Read more:Patrick
Double your pleasure with double the guest posts 2008-03-14 23:49:05 Two guest blog posts
this week to tell you about…
This week’s Thursday Radioactive Liberty post is about Hillary Clinton and all the amazing things she has accomplished. It also talks about how kick-ass she is, even making people begin to wonder if she is the new Chuck Norris.
I also did a guest post for Katy’s [...] Read more:double
Bloggers Speak: RF from ‘Renal Failure’ 2008-03-12 12:45:31 Welcome to another edition of “Bloggers Speak” where Angry Seafood interviews the authors of funny blogs. We are joined today by Renal Failure, Humor-Blogs.com directory member and also contributor to the online humor magazine ‘The Clay Pigeon’.
Chris: Welcome to the feature Renal Failure. How are you doing?
RF: Why do you ask? What have you heard? [...]
Look at the Bright Side Elliot Spitzer 2008-03-10 21:50:00 There is a rule I usually stick to when it comes to humor: if someone is getting slammed in the media for crap they did I don???t need to pile more on with my blog posts. Why unload more bullets into the political carcass of Eliot Spitzer
?
Because it is too funny to pass up making [...] Read more:Bright
, Elliot
Movie Quote Meme 2008-03-06 22:18:57 It is rare that I am tagged for a meme which is a good thing because most of them are pretty stupid and worthless. If I wanted to tell everything five secrets about me I would have already. Do you really want to know that I don’t trim my toenails often?
Rickey from Riding with Rickey [...] Read more:Quote
When Did Humor-Blogs Turn Into Mommie-Blogs? 2008-03-05 13:27:16 Oh look, one of the directory???s own is on television! Was it The Daily Show? Stephen Colbert? The Office?
Nope, Super Nanny!
What the fuck!
Oh it gets better. Humor
-blogs.com reviews have suddenly started giving high marks to mommie blogs. Gone are the days when a blog about the boring mundane things in life got rightfully panned for [...] Read more:Blogs
Death Threat Elmo 2008-03-03 14:44:42 I had this same idea a few years ago at Thanksgiving!
Before you think I am a crazy lunatic who enjoys re-programming a child???s toy with evil, it was an idea for a short film called ???Kill Me Elmo???.
I was over my aunt and uncle???s house for Thanksgiving a few years ago, and they had the [...]
Bloggers Speak: The Frogster from ‘Frog Bog Blog’ 2008-02-27 00:02:51 Welcome to another edition of ???Bloggers Speak??? where Humor By Angry Seafood interviews the authors of funny blogs. We are joined today by Humor-blogs.com member and also one of the founders of the new online humor magazine ???Clay Pigeon??? Frogster from The Frog Bog.
Chris: Welcome to the feature Frogster. How are you doing?
The Frogster: Ahem. [...]
Last Episode of Jericho Tonight 2008-03-25 13:47:25 Well once again one of my favorite shows, Jericho
gets the axe. Unlike Sliders back in 2000, Jericho will have an actual wrap-up ending tonight at 10pm on CBS. Sliders ended with a cliffhanger and the fans never forgave Sci-Fi Channel.
I have a feeling fans will feel the same way about CBS
Looking back at their [...] Read more:Episode
, Tonight
Happy Monday! 2008-03-24 13:59:16 I think I am one of the few happy people on Monday
s. Unlike most of you, I don’t work a normal 9-5 job. This weekend, some of you acted like the slutty girl above who hops in bed with any decent-looking guy who will show her a glimmer of attention. Some of you were doing [...] Read more:Happy
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