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Old People Are Irritating Turds, No? 2007-11-23 03:03:00 What's really wrong with people. Are they just rude, inconsiderate or just self-centered. I was on the bus to school earlier and came a guy (in his mid 60s) who sat next to me. He uses his cell phone and speak with his loud voice (he thought he's in his own world where nobody are listening) that could turn the bus upside down. Although I have tried to block my ears (trying not to make it obvious), the voice could still be heard. Just imagine how fucking loud it was. I was heckuva mad. If I have the authority, I will arrest him and kill him for god damn sure.Now, when is it acceptable to use a cell phone? That's really a difficult question. Especially because the answers can differ widely depending on who is responding to them. For example, if you are the person who is being annoyed by the fact that another person is talking on the phone, inside a restaurant blah blah blah, you'll probably say that it is not polite of him/her to use the phone in such a public place where people go e Read more:Irritating
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Idiots Are People Who Uses Photoshop!! 2007-11-21 06:23:00 Oh my god. I love myself. I've been having photoshoots lately and god, they are fabulous. I mean I can't deny that ya'll.Here they are.What? Photoshop
ped??Dear bitch, I don't photoshop pictures alright and ya'll know I detest photoshop-ping my pictures for nuts. Thank you.Here are my secret to perfect pictures.1) I actually increased the contrast and the brightness2) Either way or another, I kinda turn the style of my pictures to sephia? Grayscale? Or whatever.And I'm done. Pretty me and I'm fabulous.Here is a little something for those idiots who think photoshop is cool. I don't know about you but I think being FAKE just makes you more stupid. Hey come on, god gave you that look and please for mother of god, appreciate what you are now.I find that people (YOU in general) tend to edit pictures to that extreme where viewers like me have the difficulty seeing your oh so beautiful face. Maybe you have a very good explanation for that, no?But who cares?I'm grately that you're one Read more:Idiots
Clumsy Carmen Tripped During The Runway 2007-11-20 01:58:00 I died when I looked at this. But then, I've a mix feeling when models or whoever tripped and fall while strutting down the runway. You know it is embarassing to fall in front of over 50 invited guests, staring and looking at you with their weird expressions. What do you think? When you watch this, you knew that these guests were giving their shocking look or whatever. What you didn't realised is that these people were actually laughing their ass off instead. Duh! Humans are fakers.Like me ya'll. I'm a faker for mother of god. I'm laughing my ass off you turd! Read more:Carmen
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2007-11-17 20:34:00 Hey, do make sure that you vote for me ya'll.Yes, I'm a despo, an idiot, a turd or whatever. I don't care.You know I love you all and I'm begging you like that of a beggar,please please please vote for your fabulous Fauzi Rassull
Cut Me Some Slack 2007-11-16 19:16:00 Immature love is when you want the person you love to be happy with you.True love is when you want the person you love to be happy. Period.They say when you really want something, there are a hundred ways to get it; and when you really don't, there are a hundred excuses to get away from it. Yup. That is true, people.Anyway, I've been home-bound for the past couple of days. Spending hours listless in my room, trying to improvise my html skills, pigging out. I always wonder when will I start to grab some school books and do a bit of revision. Heaven knows there'll be no time for that once I touch my laptop. Ugh. Our schedule is so hectic I'm not even sure I can visit all the places I want to visit. Anyway, as I was saying, every night I keep telling myself that the next day is a new day, and it's never too late to commence a good thing. So then I will decide that I really will study, but I don't. Oh I just can't find any motivation to start studying. It's like, for what?. I've d
Those Stares From People 2007-11-16 09:08:00 How much more overboard can shopping be? What audacity! No wonder people were giving me looks when I was sitting on the bench with those bags. Oooo, there are many other smaller ones hidden inside as well. *guilty*Ok ya'll, I realised that I spent quite alot this month -- exceeds my budget? I bought way new stuff for my Fashion and Grooming Phase Test (which was conducted earlier ago). Don't wanna even talk about it coz my Domanchi's trouser is spoilt -- totally damaged. Fuck it, blame that amateur old lady who called herself a tailor (charged me a heckuva 15 bucks for the altering).So babes, I wore/put on/bought:Domanchi's shirt at $49 Domanchi's slim-cut trouser at $79 (wore once and damaged)Pedro's pointed black leather shoe at $113Marks And Spencer's silk tie at $39BrentWood's slim-cut trouser at $75 (bought earlier ago today)Hugo Boss belt at $270I think it's absurd to wear stuff worth almost 630 bucks altogether (from top to bottom) for today's fashion and grooming. Hah
I Got Annoyed With "Party Like A Rockstar, Fcuk Like A Pornstar" 2007-11-15 03:13:00 Okay. I'm not gonna stay cool for now. I had enough seeing this phrase "Party
Like A Rockstar
. Fuck Like A Pornstar" everywhere. One person starts and everyone follows.Didn't your mom thought you to be original, no? Crack those brain and find your own. I'm begging you please, never place anything you saw and treat it like your own dammit. Haven't I said this a few days ago? Ar fuck, ya'll want to be that beaver copycat (read previous post and you'll understand)?The question for those who place that kinda phrase everywhere, have you or haven't you visit clubs before? Either a yes or a no. If you are underaged, I have nothing else to say but to scream DREAM ONN you slut!Seriously, don't get me wrong. I don't offend people and you know I love you all the same. I just felt irritated by the phrase. It is so cliche. That's all. Get it?Fuck off and shoo =)And now, for the coolest thing evar. I know you love me and can't wait to see pictures of the fabulous Fauzi Rassull.P/S: I see
Marina Square 2007-11-13 05:44:00 Time check: 7:22pmLocation: STARBUCKS @ Marina Square
I'm having so much fun alone at Marina Square. Here I am sitting on a comfy couch (at Starbucks) typing with my VAIO notebook, having Choco Frappucino (size: Grande), Peach w/ Strawberry pie as well as chocolately danish. God, I'm gonna gain helluva lots of weight from those pastries. Shoot!Oh and yeah, I did spent on fashion at Marina Square itself earlier ago. I bought my formal shoes from Pedro and a shirt by Domanchi ya'll. Yes I'm a material bitch whatever you want to call me coz' I don't fucking care.I love somthing exclusive and something that's different/unique. Oh whatever.I'm feeling cold and my hamds shivers. Grrrr.I'm done.
Enrique Sings 2007-11-11 20:39:00 Oh my god. I died when I heard this lad sing. Seriously, I kinda like the accent (whoa! Fauzi loves accent!) and the way he sing is way bit operatic. Who cares! I thought it's nice.I don't wanna waste any time here. So boys and girls, play the clip. Read more:Enrique
Porn Video To My Blog For A Change 2007-11-11 09:19:00 Yeah right, the title may seems "Wtf" to you but I think I need a change for what I blog. I guess blogging about my personal life, anything random and bitching everyday are kinda boring. I mean, don't you people feel bored to blog about the same thing over and over again? I've seen and read a couple of blog that only talks about love. Yes, just L.O.V.E. What is so fun about it? Tell me, tell me for those who blogs about love, relationship yadda yadda yadda. Oh my god.It began to bore me reading that same blog because the post are always similar. It's like you knew what the blogger gonna blog next. Fuck!I'm asking your opinion about me posting a porn video here. I thought it will be a great idea (though it's stupid) for a change -- being completely different from other blogs. Read more:Change
The Faux Nicole And Paris 2007-11-09 21:00:00 Now, this is another hilarious shit I want to share, ya'll. This isn't lame, at all. I don't know if many of you knew or have heard about him (that Paris
) before. Play it! Play it! Play it! Yes, they were doing Nicole and Paris impersonation. I thought it was funny though. However, I don't know what you think about them. I don't care. Shoot, I'm so in love in craziest thing evar!Rate it 4 out of 5 monekys
Disgusting Friendster COPYCAT Evar!! 2007-11-09 00:45:00 Allow me to ask you (super rich, middle-class and poor inbreds) this. How orginal can you be when you're at Friendster
, a leading global social network emphasizing genuine friendships and the discovery of new people through friends?No doubt, being fake is much easier than being original. But why? I don't get people trying so hard to copy something and simply treat it like their own. Is it hard to place a small link back or the source name where you got your information (that if you've copied) from? I don't think it's difficult, at all.Okay. Perhaps, it's fine if you don't wish to uh.... do that. However, take friendster for instance. I've seen enough of prankster trying so hard to disguise themselve as one of that famous celebrity -- Paris Hilton, Aaron Carter or even Britney to name a few. Why?Maybe here are the reasons which I can think about right now:No.1 : Either you have nothing better to do.No.2 : Either you think it is so fun.No.3 : Either you want attention.(No point g
Chris Crocker Is So Gay!! 2007-11-07 23:48:00 Chris Crocker
Is Love! Work it girl!Britney's emotionally wrought, #1 fan -- Chris Crocker -- seems to be upstaging even her.I like that "Gimme More" cause' it borrows the spirit of Madonna's "Vogue". And it seems that Britney is otherwise picking right up in the drama department where now-mature mother Madonna left off, too. I only wish that Britney had been nearly as animated during her VMA performance as Madonna, or even her hysterical YouTube fan Chris Crocker is in defending her.If you haven't seen this crying fan rant which really scares you (he did) "Leave Britney alone!," here's the video -- threats and all... He needs a sedative. Shoot! I'm surprised he actually did that. Many thought this lad is sick. I don't know about you but I think Chris Crocker rocked my shit, ya'll!! Am I wrong to say that? Who cares anyway. To all haters of Chris Crocker, kill yourself ya'll!!! Read more:Chris
Horrible Blog EVAR! 2007-11-07 02:50:00 Let me start by saying sorry if I'm gonna hurt anywho with this post. Ya'll know, I like to bitch so much and sometimes I got carried away. Oh, do not blame me.Continue reading if you love me and to haters, it'll be great if you bitches join in as well. Arghh. I don't care much about that. So whatev.Now let's get to my point. I've seen a couple of blog website and I don't know for whatever reason, I kinda hate them. But I will only share one of D'MOST DISGUSTING blog EVAR. Thank god, this blog is owned by one of the Malaysians' and that explains much why the people,(generally the kentalan guys) if you would go to any shopping malls, you'll realised most of them look very much a pervert.The title of the page is, "GOSSIP ARTIS MALAYSIA". Yes it was no doubt that, the title got me interested. I love gossips, bitching and whatever, no? I mean who wouldn't unless you're somewhat boring and lame.CLICK! CLICK! CLICK YA'LL. THIS IS SOO FUNN.I don't know if this idiot is trying to
High Fashion Dance 2007-11-04 18:34:00 For those of you, who love Youtube, repeat after me. “Mommy, I love Youtube!!!!!!” (Yes, screamed like a mad dog if you will).Shit! Youtube is forever love. I really want to give the site owner a kiss/hug blah blah blah if I ever saw him/her. You know, Youtube is one helluva site that have thousands and thousands of videos on their list be it a dance, singing or even sex videos. Yes I mean SEX (not to extreme). Cool shit, no. Better agree with me on that you bitch. Youtube is truly amazing. Yes, there are other sites that also allow us to broadcast videos as well. However, I thought Youtube is still the best EVAAARR.Now, let's get to my point. I wanted share this dance video like way months and months ago but I just didn’t have the urge to do it. Nope, I don't think I forgot and I don't think I have way too much things on my plate at that time. Perhaps, I just couldn't be bothered I guess.I truly admire all dance performances choreographed by Wade Robson. Wade Robson is a fuc Read more:Fashion
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It's BOOBIES Time Ya'll 2007-11-03 21:23:00 Courtney LoveHello north boob, hello south boob. Shoot, aren't they far apart to you? Iyerrrr...Kate BeckinsaleSee what I meant? One bap lives in the north and the other in the south looks kinda weird. So not a good look, ma'am.Ivanka TrumpA super-rich girl and another super-rubbish wap job. Loving the look? Fear not! Why not cut a (small) tangerine into two halves and sellotape them onto your chest? Bingo! Xtina AguileraEven the unwelcome sight of her mis-shapen, saggy hooters cannot dampen her orange loveliness eh, no? Oh well, she made me sing that song ya'll. "I am beeeoootiful, no matter what they say... yadda yadda yadda" Of course you are, Xtina. ANDANDANDANDANDANDANDANDANDANDANDANDANDANDANDANDANDANDANDTHE NOT SO EXCITING FOR ME. NOT SURE ABOUT YOUDON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. THIS IS R30 (not nc16, m18 or even r21) PORN SICK!!TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND DO NOT EXHALE. Lolo FerrariPoor old Lolopops. Hahha. Oh fuck, she is a a proud owner of the world's largest pair of breasts y
Emily Nakanda Wants Fame. Hahah 2007-11-02 22:29:00 Okay. I thought of making a post about Holywood Goes Halloween. But but but, this image hosting whatever is creating trouble with me. The uploading speed was tremondosly fucking fast as a snail. Ya'll know I can't be that patience. After those images (2 out of 10) has been uploaded, oh shoot, you can't see a thing (blur blur blur effect and it's worse than photoshopped). You see, you've waited for about 10 minutes of your precious time waiting for that darn pictures to get uploaded. However, it turned out ugly yadda yadda yadda and yes, these are definitely not the standard you want. I don't know about you but I think it's disgusting. I'd rather discard that blurred image than got it posted on the net. I'm fucken pissed. I'm mad. I'm sick of it.Oh well, let's move on for now. I read a website and I was surprised that a 15 year old contestant of X-Factor attacked a teenage girl in a "happy slapping" video when she should rehearse and practice her vocal, no?CLICK! CLICK! CLIC Read more:Emily
Insomnia 2007-11-02 01:57:00 Chronic inability to fall asleep or remain asleep for an adequate length of time. (Latin insomnia, from insomnis - sleepless; in- 'not', somnus- 'sleep')Oh screw it. I'm a mutant. I really am. Normal people go to bed and fall asleep in about half-an-hour, at most. Normal people yawn, and get tired and feel sleepy at night. Normal people get at least 7hours of sleep. Normal people are everything but me. Abnormal people (aka mutants, freaks, aliens; etc) go to bed and lay there for hours practically conscious of everything happening around them. Abnormal people don't yawn and don't feel sleepy - even though they're overfatigued and their eyeballs are virtually popping out. Abnormal people can stay awake for more than 48hours like an owl ya'll. Abnormal people are me. Join The Club!! Read more:Insomnia
I'm A Despo 2007-11-01 08:47:00 Everybody are going nuts with Facebook!! So where do they dump Myspace? Or even Friendster? Tag? Hi5? Oh shoot.I think it's fun if everyone is going crazy over Facebook. That idiots who thinks Facebook is shit, better think twice. That idiot definitely need a life.So, Facebook is crap? What crap are you talking? If you know it's crap, shut up. No one, no arshole, force you to have one.Anyway, all of you knew I'm nasty a inbred. I'm an idiot. Some even curse me like never before. I don't care. The more haters, the merrier. Yes, the more haters, it will be merrier.Oh well, I have a total of 88 angels inside my friend list and is still growing. I'm so desperate for friends, bitches, jerks, asshole, aliens or whatever who really hate me to come on join me and the rest. Just add me up ya'll (if you're a grandmama, beggar, straight, bi, gays, trannies, monkeys, bears or whatever) and I'll decide if you really deserve to be part of my facebook. If I think I hate you at first sight, I
The Favourite Food 2007-10-30 21:14:00 Here is Fauzi's secret. Okay. I want to tell you what I love to eat the most.I love TOAST WITH BUTTER!!!I ate it like everyday in school, at home and at the club.Love you ya'll. Read more:Favourite
Home Sweet Home 2007-10-30 02:40:00 The reason for creating this post; thanks to my aunt with her MSN personal message.I wouldn't know what to blog about if not for her.Yeah, thanks again;-)It's home sweet home for my aunt once again (not the second, not the fifth) after been away for, say, 3 months living in UK. Many say 3 months is alot. But with time, ticking as fast as a lightning, I think 3 months is really short -- if you think it again. While my aunt is away living with the husband in a foreign land, life has to go on for me. For instance, going to school, outing with friends and ecetera. And that really puts that 3 months away from my mind. For once, twice or even thrice, I tend to forget about her. I apologised for being way super bad. (I know I am.) It's like, she is no more in your life that kind of thing. I mean, who in the world will for goodness sake, keeps talking and asking about my aunt's life all the time. I don't know about you but I just think it is not important at ALL and asking once is always Read more:Sweet
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Amazing Video Footage 2007-10-29 06:37:00 Okay ya'll. I don't know what you think. I thought this video is scary. I died when I look at it. What iron dicks are they showing?? Click! Click! Click!Nope, it's not a porn you, dickheads!It's uhhh... ermmmm...Oh shoot, just fucking click on the button dammit.Was it hot, sexy or was it an amazing video footage?Send me your answer ;-)P/S: I'd rather watch straight, bi, or even gay porns than this. Read more:Amazing
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Not This Fauzi 2007-10-29 04:04:00 For a moment I thought of changing the way I look at things. Or expand it, more like. I guessed the problem with me is that I'm an anal-retentive, control-freak perfectionist slashslash idealist. But then I stopped for a second and realised that the way I look at this world is just exactly how I would like myself to do so.Some people might think that I'm taking this way too seriously. I don't know why I'm so affected either, but there are just times when you get so disgusted by people's behaviour it literally gives you a pain in the ass.This ain't a perfect world. But why make it as far from perfect as you possibly can?And why do people bother so much about my profanity in my blog? Who is in control now? Is it you or me? I'm fucken tired of all this comments blah blah blah. It's either you like it or you hate it. But please, I don't have to know. Afterall, it' your choice (I love profanity. SO WHAT!). This has to stop. Bye bitch!
When The Wind Shout Out Your Name 2007-10-27 20:46:00 And You Chose Not To HearI Am: your teenage dirtbag. Fauzi Rassull.I Will: not be a teenage dirtbag for long, though.I Miss: Lishah & Linda! (the bestfriend evar!)I Hear: "Do It Well" by J'LoI Smell: nothingI Crave: for everything.I Worry: about anything.I Regret: giving myself away...I Love: my friendsI Dance: I mean poledanceI Sing: to rock your worldI Dream: to kiss youI Can't Stand: standing for hoursI Lose: 20kg in my dreams. Being skinny for awhileI Like: sex, porns, bitch, jerks whateverI Listen: to lots of musicI Can Usually Be Found: in this cyberworldI Need: to have sex like nowI Know: I know I'm desperate. So what.I Hope: I'll get one soon.I Want: to bitch but no one to bitch with me.I Obsess: wit a number of people out thereI Am Always: saying things I will not immediately doI Wish: I could immediately do them, thoughI Cry: when I seriously think that the problem worth cryingI Fell: in love with a dot dot and dotI Believe: that someday, we'll grow up.I lost: myself
Shopping Spot: HMV The Heeren @ Orchard 2007-10-27 12:24:00 Just for the record, shopping challenges the brain and contributes to positive self image. That is why theory have shown that women tend to live longer than men: they shop more.Whether it's for clothes or groceries, shopping is a simple way to summarise what's good for the brain. It combines three elements that allow the brain to function better: staying physically active, challenging the brain and maintaining a positive self-image.See, women go to the mall, and they have to walk around a lot, oftentimes carrying heavy bags. Secondly, they have to make a lot of decisions: 'I have to compare this price with that . . . will this particular piece fit in my home?' blah blah blah. When they're all done, they really feel good about themselves, like they've accomplished something.On the other hand, men are at home sitting in front of the TV trying to help (their football team) along, and that doesn't do any of the three. I don't know about you whether to believe it or not. Hello, this Read more:Shopping
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Living in a Material World 2007-11-28 01:51:00 I went home and realized thst I have too much stuff.Stuff, stuff, stuff, all over my apartment. And I suddenly started to feel like the stuff was holding me back.Too much money on too much stuff that I really barely ever use. Cuz I'm never home -- schools filled the days and work filled my weekends. And I know lots of people SAY they are never home, but seriously, once someone asked me if I'd been away for the past weeks/days. I hadn't. I'm just always at school/work.Which brings me back to the point. What I don't need:More magazines. Magazines are never my weakness. But seriously? I think I have a few magazines on the desk which I haven't read. Until then, I don't think I need more magazines.Clothes. Perhaps, I would be lying if I say I don't care that much about my appearance most days. For the days I do care, I have ample cute clothes. Really. MORE than enough.My MP3. Yeah. Honestly, I just never use it. Except for the rarity when I'm in the bus for school or in the train t Read more:Living
, World
Sexiest Woman Evar!!! 2007-12-07 01:34:00 So who's the sexiest woman evar in Hollywood??Nope it isn't Angelina JolieNeither Paris HiltonOr Carmen ElectraEnough of your stupid guesses ya'll. Pamela Anderson has been crowned “TV’s Sexiest Woman Ever”. Fuck shit! Why is it her? Why oh why?I don't about your thoughts but I think she isn't that gorgeous or sexy. Perhaps she was the last time. But now, I hella think she looks kinda old to me and seriously for mother of god, she don't deserve to be crown SEXIEST! What she needs right now is a botox.Everything about her is fake. You're lost? Confused? Look at her lips. Did you know that Pamela Anderson started out with an awesomely beautiful natural pucker. She has unfortunately given in to pull of lip collagen and now her lips look like they are about to explode. Her top and bottom lips are of the same size which I thought it looks sorta disgusting or weird in a way. Pity, she was once a beauty. Her original lips were much more flattering to her face.Yes, she had a breas
Kill Those Haters Of FauziRassull.Com 2007-12-06 05:12:00 I am not speechless. Why? Majority of the people in this planet simply hate me ya'll. For all I know, this isn't new to me. This always happens when someone is jealous to the things you do. When they envy you, these idiots will go around spreading cheap, and worthless messages to other people from other planet to inform that he/she is like this or like that without searching for facts. In other words, accuse you like they own the planet. The motive for doing so is to bring you down. Like they said, "KEEP THE HATRED ALIVE". That's bullshit for all I care.What surprise me is, people still believe something like that. How stupid can that be? Even if you own a Master Degree Certfiticate, I will not be shock if they were among the few percentage who blindly agree, believe, support what the haters said. Come on you guys, I'm not pleaing anything but I just want to tell you that every soul has a brain of their own and why not use it. Why listen to people and blindly follow their footsteps Read more:Haters
Rice Is Fattening, No? 2007-12-05 01:51:00 I’ve been pondering that lately. This week’s eating plan is vegan? I decided to really give vegan a fair shake (even though everyone I’ve ever met that was a vegan was fat)… so I’m making it a slow-carb vegan week. Hahaha. Whatever.I’m not eating noodles, potatoes (but I just did. Does French Fries counts?), carrots or any other high carb vegetable. I have my doubts about rice. According to low carb theory, white rice is just as bad as bread, noodles, potatoes and other pure simple carbohydrate based foods. Eating rice should make you fat under low carb theory.But wait! Rice is the staple diet of 1/3 of the world’s population. Most residents of all Asian and African countries eat a ton of rice… and are the thinnest people in the world. Duh! They are thin because they ate only rice. Where is the protein -- chicken, beef, pork etc?It is also a staple in central America. Costa Ricans eat a LOT of rice. They are thinner than North Americans. What gives?I’m really not sure
Fauzi Owns It 2007-12-04 02:23:00 Anyway, I couldn't really comment on the past events of my so-called life. It has just been so confusing even for my part and on my part. And the more I think about it, the more I couldn't do so, and all the more I do not wish to. So I guess I better leave it at that. I definitely need time to unwind. It is, after all, long since due. And yes, people, there will be time for that. thankyouverymuch. Tag me if you understandTag me if you don't.Have anyone mention that Fauzi love striking, pains the eye, luminous colour? You bet. Tell me that you adore me. Wisper to them that I am fabulous. Bye Bitch!!!
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