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Simon GAYwell? Simon Who Again? 2008-04-08 12:05:00 I jumped excitedly the moment I received a comment sent by one of my dear hater. Ya'll know I love this hater so much and why? This creature actually made me laugh (that sarcastic laugh) and I love it. HahaI was named Simon
GAY-well, ya'll. This is so cool.And now that I had a new online nickname, let us stick to that new nick. How about that? Please I'm warning each and everyone of you to address me as Simon okay. Take it as if Fauzi Rassull is dead. Take it as if I've been robbed of my virginity which ya'll always hoping for. Take it like as if Fauzi Rassull does not exist in this bloody world full of jealous people!Bye bitch! =) Read more:Again
Ellen Degeneres Rumored To Be Getting Married 2008-04-07 23:10:00 Let's do some catching up okay and update ourselves.Rumoured?Nah, it has been claimed that the couple (Ellen
and Portia De Rossi) will marry this June yaw!MARK YOUR CALENDER AND LET US ALL CELEBRATE THEIR WEDDING AT OUR OWN HOME.Who's going and who's invited?Hahaha..Answer me on my tagboard, bitches.----------------And for now, let's play veggies okay. Read more:Ellen Degeneres
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I'm Still Fat? 2008-04-10 13:36:00 Okay okay. Enough of all those birthday post in my blog. Enough of all that kiddy messages. Just kiddingOh my god. I couldn't imagine I let the world know of my birthday in a post. I swear to myself that I would never ever try to blog on something way out of my zone. Which means, I shouldn't blog about birthday notes, birthday wishes yadda yadda yadda. This is the official blog of Fauzi Rassull. The self-duped Singapore's Only Male Bitch. The lad that love to bitch. Whatever. Just pretend nothing happened okay.So anyway, I STILL THINK I'M FAT SOMEWHERE (I think I am) although I didn't eat anything as from noon onwards yesterday. God gracious, believe me.
Happy Birthday Fauzi Rassull 2008-04-10 11:01:00 Happy Birthday
to myself... may you feel the warm embrace of total acceptance in your year of transformation, may you overcome, persevere and triumph in the face of overwhelming odds that seem to be stacked against you...may you be free from the yoke of self-doubt... free from self-imposed limits... free from the cut-throat jealousy of others who feel uncomfortable about your blossoming... be free, be free to bloom... free to expand spiritually while you shed the pounds of old armor that dragged you along, earthbound and defeated... may you be free and buoyant, beautiful and beloved as you were meant to be.---------------Some people – and all narcissists – are addicted to excitement, to the adrenaline rush, to the danger inevitably and invariably involved. They are the adrenaline junki Read more:Happy
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5 Hours To My Birthday 2008-04-10 06:00:00 Oh my god. It's my birthday tomorrow. I'm SO old!!! Can you imagine that? I'm like a quarter of a century old. It's all downhill from this point.Someone please for hell sake, stop the time! Read more:Birthday
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Obsession To Be Skinny And Lean 2008-04-09 22:47:00 CLICK IMAGE BELOW TO VOTE FAUZI Why aren't there any real live people being real life inspired by me (and me by them)???!!!??Why in the world there's none out there blows my mind with comments on my blog that says something like, I've inspired you. Wouldn't that be a miracle? You know, I've been such an asshole for so long, failing to take care of myself, failing to appreciate life (although I still don't). I have turned it around to something SOOOOO positive. Look at my bitching page! All I got were negative remarks and some words which were meant to slander me.And just for the record...None of this comes easy okay. But I'm okay with it because I accept every comments with an open mind because I don't have a thick gullible skull like you.---------------This is super cool and honest!I love Read more:Obsession
Society Says: THIN IS THE WAY TO BE 2008-04-09 11:03:00 When I come from a place of self love and self acceptance, I'm able to take care of myself. I'm able to get stronger. I'm able to move around without being disgusted with the way my body feels.When I come from a place of self-loathing then I'm not as able to take care of myself. I don't want to move around because I don't want to feel my body jiggling, wiggling, front-butting and taking up space. I don't eat (everytime) when I feel bad about my body.Society
says that thin is the way to be. Society says that younger is better. Or rather society AGREES to those ideas that come from THE MEDIA.Versace's gorgeous thin-ny models.This is DIOR (skinny) Male Models.That is thinspirationing, eh? Can I kill them for making me feel jealous of their thigh, arms, body and everything else. This is hott.L
Skinny Tips 2008-04-11 21:31:00 CLICK IMAGE BELOW TO VOTE FAUZI I assume that everyone knows my vital stats, yes? I assume that you have recorded my waist size, my height and everything into your memo pad and placed it under your main priority, no?If you have not, please do so because I want to make sure that each and everyone who enjoyed reading my shrine to follow me. In other words, I want ya'll to obey me. I want ya'll to listen and take all my tips, instructions and everything into consideration. No, please don't lie okay. Be honest as possible because for your information, anyone who comes to my blog on a daily basis are all liars. Thus, I do not wish you to add-on to the liars community alright.. Haha. I was just kidding.So anyway, before I go any further. Take note, I'm standing at 1.73m with a 26inch waist. I'm
Starbucks Got Me Scared 2008-04-11 10:20:00 Can anyone explain the term "Tired" to me, please? Just anyone for goodness. No, I'm not playing any goddamn game with ya'll because I don't have the time. Secondly, I'm not in any mood for games. Thirdly, it's stupid okay.Oh my god! I spent the whole evening earlier feeding myself with junkies -- Starbucks
. What do you expect right there? There aren't any fabulous and tasteful salads that got me drool ya'll. So anyway, had lots of frapucinno as well as a slice of cheese cake. Oh my god! It was a suprise birthday celebration. I didn't even know and none who were there told me about it. I actually ate something that I strongly forbids. I ate something that go against my dietting plan. I'm finished! I'm doomed! There goes the fat. There goes all the cholesterol and the extra pounds. Thank go Read more:Scared
Someone Resemble Me A Puppy! 2008-04-11 00:50:00 CLICK IMAGE BELOW TO VOTE FAUZI People say that I live life by salading myself. So what? What is your goddamn problem?Is there anything wrong eating salad? It's not even your mama's poo yaw. It's not a drug. I don't consume drugs anyway.So I opened up my email account earlier to clear up some junkies and spam messages. You know, this is what happens when an email account got published on the internet world. The purpose of me publishing fauzirassull@gmail.com right here is to let everyone of different races, cultures, customs, nationalities, orientations, whether they're an alien or not to voice out their dislikes about me in a private way or to reach me if they have a wayyyy huge problem to settle with. However, I didn't get it when people just take the advantage to spam me in anyway possi Read more:Puppy
Thigh Creams 2008-04-12 22:23:00 Are there any creams specially for thigh available in pharmacy that helps to get rid of those thigh muscles, thigh chicken fats, thigh breast meat or whatever, please?I'm in need of that. But I doubt it will work because my thigh are super naughty. The fats just love to stay and don't wanna go away. Stupid thigh! I'm gonna kill you!Look at that photo. Work it, bitch! Work it! Read more:Thigh
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Cookies Are Good As Well 2008-04-14 11:01:00 I'm not going to lie especially when I'm here -- blogging. I'm always honest whenever I blog. Everyone who knows me should know that I treat blog as a platform for me to express what I feel about my life concerning my weight. So why on earth should I lie? Look, weight has become the main top story right here at Fauzi Rassull's blog. The issue about being skinny/thinspo/thinspired models took over the entire space right here. And please for goodness piece of cake, this isn't the platform where I looked down on people who are bigger size than me. No, I don't do that. I know my blogging limit and no one should ever accuse me of that okay.That's not the whole point now.Today I had a meal. I had cookies for breakfast and lunch at noon.. Yes all in one ya'll. When I mentioned that I had cookies, Read more:Cookies
What About Binge Eaters/Bigeratic? 2008-04-13 22:03:00 CLICK IMAGE BELOW TO VOTE FAUZI This is kerazzzzyy ya'll.This is what I call thinspirational okay!And please, for mother of god, ignore those messages at the end part. Those messages are trying to ruin your life. Those messages are ruining your plan to be skinny. To put it simple, those are bullshit okay.Tell you what! There are dozens more of similar videos alright.---------------Enough about people being anoretic. This is not the whole point/issue I want to discuss with you idiots in general who have a troubled and corrupted mind of an alien okay.People often relates eating disorder with anorexic and why? Anorexia occurs when a person refuses to eat or eats a very small and restricted diet. It can be dangerous, as the body does not receive all of the nutrients it needs to function and it
40 Reasons Not To Eat 2008-04-15 11:14:00 But. Yes, there is a but.Why are there people make such big stupid comments over one being skinny and/or one being super thin? Can't they just ignore or shut up for their life sake if they have seen people with that sorta size? Look here! I meant SKINNY AND THIN. Not that anorexic THIN!!!!!!!! Get it? They are both different in anyway.Tell me you're super dumber than me.--------------So anyway, let's get to the point shall we?These are the tips/reasons why you should never eat.Hahaha. The first reason says it all ya'll.I don't have to repeat all over again. Read more:Reasons
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Make Your Own Salad 2008-04-15 03:44:00 CLICK IMAGE BELOW TO VOTE FAUZI Today I'm going to teach ya'll the easiest way to make salad okay.Oh my god, I can't believe I'm typing away while I'm eating my salad. HahaSo anyway, I just got back from Cold Storage (a supermarket) to get fresh vegetables and a bottle of dressing because I'm gonna make salad. I'm starving! I've not eaten since morning.Ingredients:Romaine LettuceCherry TomatoesPeeled Mini-Sized CarrotsDressing:Kraft Brand Italian Zesty**(All that for S$11.50)Yes, very little ingredients indeed. I don't like to much veggies of a different kind for a salad meal because I don't want my tummy to get confuse.. Haha.Step for making:Tear a few piece of lettuce and place it in a huge bowl. Secondly, slice a few carrots as well as a few cherry tomates. Subsequently, throw everythin Read more:Salad
I Don't Have Anoretic Issue 2008-04-14 23:59:00 Look what I found inside Youtube's closet drawer earlier.It's a 6 minutes video and please watch.And oh, only believe the myth ok ya'll. Sorry for the stupid song that plays behind the background. I swear to you it is really annoying. It's like a stupid song for the dead.---------------Thank god I don't suffer from anorexia nervosa and why???!!? I don't show any sign of psychiatric problems. Great.For your information, I aspire to be thin and salading is my personal diet. That do not mean that I have anorexia issue okay.Now I ask you!Would you rather be thin or obese?Answer me right up to my face.
Timbre Bistro/Bar @ Substation 2008-04-17 08:30:00 I love to entertain people with the way I blog. I love to share my personal diet with ya'll on how to get skinny without the need of pills or even weird exercises like sit-ups and all that okay. That is all bullshits.So anyway, that's not the whole point I want to talk about.---------------There is no doubt that people hate me because I try so hard to stay thin as possible that some even thought I came out with stupid tips that might be a torture to people who thinspired to be skinny like Paris Hilton. A few thought that I did a whole sort of stupid things to get skinny like salading or biscuit-ing myself. I understood the emotions running through your mind alright. I really take that into consideration.So right now, I'm going to make ya'll happy and feel proud of myself. Since yesterday's Read more:Bistro
Sign Up For MyDataIsMyData 2008-04-17 02:01:00 Anyhoo who reads/visits my blog on a daily basis will know this. So do you remember there was a particular day I bitch blogged about Facebook over a spam message I received?Nah, you don't have to crack your goddamn brain because I'm giving you the URL that leads you to that post anyway. [LINK]Anyway, I received an email from one of my friend (acquaintance or whatever you call it) last week (I did received another today) but I didn't have the chance to open it. You know, I've so much work to do and have alot of things to complete on my plates.So yeah, this email was from my dear Dani Sevilla of MyDataIsMyData.What I'm trying to tell you is, even a short post like that could reach that far. Get what I meant here? I know you don't. Whatev.--------------Ask me what the hell is MyDataIsMyData.
Dear Bloggers, Africa Welcomes Me 2008-04-15 11:39:00 Anyone who secretly love my blog, please stop doing so. You guys are just a bunch of moronic fakers who have the nerve to tell me that you love my blog and why? To make me feel happy? To put a smile on my face? I got you addicted for some reasons, eh? Hahaha. To be real, you guys just lied to me.You can say that I am stupid. I am fucken retarded. Go on. Go on. I love it.I know ya'll so well. You can love my blog. You can love my posts. However, god knows what you were thinking and what goes through your mind while you are reading my posts. You think I'm full of craps. You think I love the joy of bullshitting alot, eh. Fuck you!I know humans too well, hunney.A couple of you may say this to yourself after reading my post, yes?.................................................................. Read more:Africa
A Jiggling Thigh Looks Gross 2008-04-18 13:37:00 I don't blog as and when I like okay. When I blog, I'll make sure it make sense. Anyway, do not pretend like you don't understand a word I typed alright. Do not make a fool out of yourself by prentending/lying that you don't get what I'm trying to say.So anyway, I hate to have a thigh that jiggles. It really bothers me alot ya'll. It is scary. It is disgusting and worse still, it looks gross to me. Read more:Thigh
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Rude Blogger Ever! 2008-04-18 03:29:00 CLICK IMAGE BELOW TO VOTE FAUZI Before anyone dares to compare my blog with your beloved friend who runs a typical girly blog, better think again okay.Your girly blog is nothing compared to mine alright. We can find a similar blog like that at every corner of a trash bin. It's just that yours is the worse blog ever.Who thinks my blog is disgusting?Who thinks my blog is full of shits?Let me tell you. We know you're a pig. And to paint your blog with pink all over tells me that you're super pig. It's not cute. It's not barbie doll-ish okay. And it's not Fauzi Rassull. Oh my god, I totally hate the color of a pig. You're an animal.And why Fauzi Rassull is so rude?It's obvious I'm not your rudest blogger you've ever came across with. Duh. Just leave that as it is. Honestly, I'm never rude with Read more:Blogger
Singapore's Only Male Bitch? Who Is He? 2008-04-17 23:27:00 CLICK IMAGE BELOW TO VOTE FAUZI First thang first.If anyone have a problem with that, tell me okay. I love comments/critics/judgements or whatever.And oh, it's not that I ran out of topics that I had to do this okay. My blog is updated on a daily basis and there aren't any reasons that tells you that my brain didn't work. I always have something to say/blog/type/write/scream.--------------Anyway, this blog has been around for almost 2 years plus but I have been blogging for almost 4 years now. So who is Fauzi Rassull??? Let me explain okay. I am a blogger base in Singapore
and I run my own blog for the purpose to entertain people, bitch about people as well as to promote thinspo around for a good cause. If that makes any sense. If you don't understand a word I said, it means you're dumb th Read more:Bitch
OVEREXPOSED Blogger 2008-04-20 11:40:00 In todays' fashion, we see that everyone is obsessed with starving killing those extra extra pound of fats. In other word, losing weight. So anyway, the Internet is a great source of information about getting into "skinny". Especially social networking sites that offer support and helpful hints to maintain a waif like figure or perhaps, a blog (like mine) that teaches one and all on how to be me. No, it's not the fastest way to achieve it but it is one of easiest and simplest way which everyone can follow. I promise it really works wonder ya'll.Doctors are shits! Remember that, kid.People, we have to face the reality okay. Skinny is in more than evar alright. Skinny is the new lean. Skinny is perfection. Skinny is beautiful and skinny makes ya'll envy, yes? Look and stare at all those OVER Read more:Blogger
ANOREXIC Is Not A Word To Play With 2008-04-19 20:39:00 I don't know if I should be smiling wide if anywho labelled me an "ANOREXIC". You know, I'm okay when anyone use that word if h/she knows the limit. Not when it gets to the point where they are actually truing to be sarcastic to you. Yes, it turn out funnay at first but then it's getting on my nerve after awhile. Ya'll know how Fauzi Rassull will react. He is just going to give a super fake smile right infront of you and you can never realise that he is faking it okay. No, I'm not angry in anyway nor am I pissed. I was just wondering if it's fun to play with the word "ANOREXIC" with someone (me of course) who never in my life gone through that situation before.I never do all kind of silly yet stupid methods to get super skinny within a short period of time. For instance, digging the throat
Blogging Isn't About Perfect English! 2008-04-21 12:18:00 CLICK IMAGE BELOW TO VOTE FAUZI I just want to let ya'll know that blogging isn't about perfect English
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isn't about grammar/vocabulary, punctuations, spelling yadda yadda yadaa okay. The point is, why people bothers so much about it? Excuse me, I'm not in any English class nor am I at any forum "debating" with any moronic aliens out of nowhere alright where English matters. Or better yet, I'm not authoring any sorta book hunney.Before anyone dares to mention that my English is super suck, hahaha, look at your friend's blog yaw and come back to me. I don't remember I end each and every sentence with your typical Singaporean language "LA", "LOR", "WORX" or whatever alright . Thanks for being so concern about it. I love you!I DON'T PROOFREAD WHATEVER I READ/TYPE/BLOG OKAY. I'VE NEVE Read more:Perfect
I Survive Eating Only Salads 2008-04-23 01:38:00 Who would have thought I actually survive having only salad for the past few days. I told you that you need to have faith and motivation when you want to achieve this goal -- to get thin.Like any other people out there, they thought I'd die of hunger. You guys threw bad remarks about me. You people have tried so hard to put me down in a way so that I will stay fat like you. Try harder the next time, hunney. Come out with cooler techniques okay. You guys have put me in a place where I should stay positive and let all my idol took over my brain cells.So anyway, when was the last time I had fast food, eh? You probably didn't know that I am a huge huge fan of Burger King, KFC, and even Mcdonald before. I actually went into either one of this restaurant almost everyday to get my tummy filled wi
NUFFNANG MEMBER: tiuniasing (king of "DANGs") 2008-04-22 11:33:00 CLICK IMAGE BELOW TO VOTE FAUZI Let's put thinspirational stuff aside for a moment and let's get down to business, shall we?I've never in my life blog anything about Nuffnang and all that. Never. And right now, I think I have to for some reasons.Basically, for those who are a Gliteratti Member of Nuffnang, I believe ya'll know this maniac from planet mars, yes? Apparently, he is a sick Malaysian blogger who cannot be help.And duh, the name sounds super familiar to everybody in Nuffnang community. Who would have thought, eh? He is the culprit who "NANGS/DANGS" everyone's post not based on the contents but for fun I bet. Fine, since he enjoys it, fine.Why bother to pay his blog a visit when he don't even appreciate others? Am I wrong to say this?The point is, does he have a brain that really
A Blogger-Cum-Dietitian 2008-04-22 02:10:00 I don't work at 19. I don't school at this age okay.If anyone ask me what's my occupation, no worries. I'll definitely tell them that I'm a dietitian to my own self and to everybody. I look after twenty-three thousand five hundred patients altogether who came to my blog eversince 16 February 2008 okay. These are the patients who wish to learn more of my dieting and tips/ways/methods/steps to get skinny. And I tell you what. It's been a great pleasure to get them reading and addicted to what I share here -- my one and only, online shrine! Anyway, there's nothing to brag about because I'm not Chris Crocker in anyway okay.I'm glad that this people place everything aside and spend their time at my blog to love me, to hate me and of course to curse me. I don't care. I'm not biased. I love all o Read more:Blogger
Very Unfortunate 2008-04-24 11:01:00 I'm not in any mood to update a pretty long post and why? I'm stress. I'm reckless right at this hour (midnight). I'm in a mess. I'm all over the place.I'm fucken mad that my cellphone had to die so soon. With that being said, it's obvious I don't have any phones in the mean time. I don't know most of my friends/acquaintances contact number. How great! And worse, I do not have any spare phone to use tomorrow. That is so pathetic, eh? I get that.Secondly, I think I'm going to be fat sooner or later. I swear to you. I ate noodle for the first time evar in 2 months! This is absolutely surreal. Imagine you had a bowl of noodle today. It's like you're having thousand grams of carbs. Fauzi, you consumed carbs boy. Oh my god. Oh my god. Didn't I made a vow to stay away from carbs??? I did.Don't a
Welcome Welcome 2008-04-23 11:22:00 CLICK IMAGE BELOW TO VOTE FAUZI A blog is a place where everyone rant. A place where everyone share some of their dirty little secrets to everyone around them. And also a platform to get people to understand you me as a whole! Therefore, it's not about me alone okay. I also share my experiences too. See it for yourself.Yes, this why I'm here and I'm so glad that I am part of this blogosphere. Personally, I don't want to treat my blog as a "PERSONAL" thing. This blog exist for a reason. It's not just for everyone to read or entertain them alone. I want to make sure that people who came to my blog get to learn something. In an instance, I blog mainly about weight issues and ecetera right here. At the same time, I also thinspired these readers with some thinspirational stuff (that's why you d Read more:Welcome
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