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A good message from God 1970-01-01 00:59:59 A young man was getting ready to Graduate College.For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted.As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his father had purchased the car. Finally, on the morning of his graduation his father called him into his private study. His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine son, and told him how much he loved him. He handed his son a beautiful wrapped gift box. Curious, but somewhat disappointed the young man opened the box and found a , Holy book "Shrimad Bhagavad Geeta". Angrily, he raised his voice at his father and said, "With all your money you give me a "Shrimad Bhagavad Geeta" ?" and stormed out of the house, leaving the holy book. He never contacted his father again for a long time.Many years passed and the young man was very successful in business. He had a beautiful home and a wonderful family, but real
9 rules of life 1970-01-01 00:59:59 1 - Live to relax!2 - Love your bed, it is your temple!3 - Relax in the day, so that you can sleep at night!4 - Work is holy, so don't attack it!5 - Don't do something tomorrow, that you can do the day afterwards!6 - Work as little as possible. Let the others do what needs to be done!7 - Don't worry, nobody died from doing nothing, but you could get hurt at work!8 - If you feel like doing work, sit down and wait until that feeling goes away!9 - Don't forget: working is healthy! So leave it for the sick people!
Time for some facts 1970-01-01 00:59:59 The human body contains enough phosphorus to make the heads of 200 matches, enough fat for seven bars of soap, and enough iron to make one nail. The human body has enough fat to produce 7 bars of soap. The human body has over 45 miles of nerves. The human body has over 600 muscles, 40% of the body's weight. The human brain is about 85% water. The human eyes can distinguish about 17,000 different colors. The human head weighs 7 pounds. The human heart creates enough pressure in the bloodstream to squirt blood 30 feet. The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30ft. The human heart pumps 1.5 million gallons of blood a year. The hummingbird is the only bird that can hover and fly straight up, down, or backward! The hummingbird, the loon, the swift, the kingfisher, and the grebe are all birds that cannot walk. The Hundred Year War actually lasted 116 years (1337 to 1453). The ice cream soda was invented in 1874 by Robert Green. He was serving a mixture of syrup, sweet cream Read more:facts
A Man Was Complaining 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Oh Lord, please have mercy on me, I work so hard, mean time my wife stays at home, I would give anything if you would grant me one wish "switch me into my wife" she's got it easy at home I want to teach her a lesson of how tough a man's life is.As God was listening he felt sorry for this soul and granted his wish. Next morning the "new woman" wakes up at dawn, makes lunch boxes, prepares breakfast, wakes up the kids for school, puts a load of clothes in the washer, takes the meat out of the freezer, drives the kids to school, on his way back stop at the gas station, cashes a heck, pays the electricity and phone bills, picks up some clothes from the cleaners, goes through the carwash, drops the overdue movies off @ blockbuster, and quickly goes to the market.It was 1: 00 o'clock already, he made the beds, took the clothes out of the washer and put another load in, he vacuumed the house, mopped up the Kool-Aid, cleaned the bathrooms, made the beds, made some rice, and went to pick up
Reasons why its better to be a man 1970-01-01 00:59:59 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.2. Your orgasms are real..... Always.3. Your last name stays put.4. The garage is all yours.5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.10. Same work .. more pay Read more:Reasons
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Stupied Images During Play 1970-01-01 00:59:59 These are funny pictures taken from football match during the time of play some pictures are more hurting than funny, we think its funny but the victim feels hurts Read more:Images
153 MIND BLOWING FACTS 1970-01-01 00:59:59 1. Turtles have no teeth.2. Prehistoric turtles may have weighed as much as 5,000 pounds.3. Only one out of a thousand baby sea turtles survives after hatching.4. Sea turtles absorb a lot of salt from the sea water in which they live. They excrete excess salt from their eyes, so it often looks as though they'recrying.5. Helium is a colourless, odourless, tasteless inert gas at room temperature and makes up about 0.0005% of the air we breathe.6. Helium Balloon Gas makes balloons float. Helium is lighter than air and just as the heaviest things will tend to fall to the bottom, the lightest thingswill rise to the top.7. Helium Balloon Gas makes balloons float. Helium is lighter than air and just as the heaviest things will tend to fall to the bottom, the lightest thingswill rise to the top.8. Camels can spit.9. An ostrich can run 43 miles per hour (70 kilometers per hour).10. Pigs are the fourth most intelligent animal in the world.11. Dinosaurs didn't eat grass? There was no grass in t
Different Thoughts 1970-01-01 00:59:59 A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tellsher that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SADAfter Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPYThree FASTEST means of Communication :1. Tele-Phone2. Tele-Vision3. Tell to WomanNeed still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.Moral : BE SPECIFICWhat is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from ou
Geography of Women 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Geography of women:Between the ages of 15 - 18 a woman is like China or Iran ....... Developing ata sizzling rate with a lot of potential but as yet still not free or open.Between the ages of 18-21 a woman is like Africa or Australia ..... She ishalf discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful.Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan ... completelydiscovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countrieswith cash or cars.Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain .... Very hot, relaxedand convinced of it's own beauty.Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman like France or Argentina ... She may havebeen half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirableplace to visit.Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq .... She lost thewar and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada ...Very wide, quiet and the borders are practi Read more:Women
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Diagnosing patients through the sense of smell 1970-01-01 00:59:59 In the 18th century, doctors could make diagnoses of kidney failure, diabetes and liver disease by smelling a patient. However, doctors today do not regularly use their noses. Here is a modern day example of how the sense of smell can be used to diagnose patients
.A 50-year-old woman was admitted to the hospital with complaints of severe weakness and difficulty breathing. On examination this one was sweaty and had pinpoint pupils, and her lungs were wheezy… For this woman, the diagnosis remained obscure for the next hour as her breathing got more labored and she became comatose.Then an experienced nurse, with a good sense of smell, came to the rescue. The nurse noted that the patient had a peculiar odor, resembling garlic, most prominently from her hair. The unusual odor raised the suspicion of insecticide poisoning with organophosphates.The patient was immediately treated with atropine and 2-PAM to reverse the effects of the poison… Each time she received the medications she woke a
World's most expensive Christmas tree 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Singapore jeweler Soo Kee Jewelleryhas produced the world's most expensiveChristmas
tree. This magnificent tree is currently on display at Bugis Junctionshopping mall in Singapore. It isencrusted with 21,798 glitteringdiamonds totaling 913 carats, 3,762crystal beads and is decorated with456 lights. With a height of 6 metersand weighing at 3,215 kg, it is worthUS $1,005,000. Read more:World
Floopy Disk Bag 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Intro Floppy Disk BagThis is a bag I made from floppy disks. I found scads of floppy disks in a dumpster and wanted to make plate mail armor out of it (that is my next floppy project) I found out that a bag would be a great proof of concept project. Here goes...step 1Required BitsDrill, hand, regular or trephine1/8" drill bitPliers, I used bulldog pliersFloppy disks (CRUCIAL)Links, bits of chain from your local bead storeNails and a plank o' woodA penElementary math skills Eg: the ability to countNOT PICTUREDThe hardware for adding a strapthe strapstep 2The matrixThis is the matrix for my bag, feel free to make your own. Also, try to get other colors and incoperate a pattern (I just love the classic beige, black, and blue.)step 3Drill and Link, Horizontal LinkingThe horizontal is the most easy to drill because it has premarked holes. for one all you have to do is unlock the disk. Then drill a hole in the divots already in place. Insert the links and squeeze shutstep 4Vertical linkingu
Man writes with 5 brushes - all at the same time! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Most of us cannot handle 2 things at the same time, but it seems that it is possible to focus on doing 5 things all at once! A man in Hangzhou, China, demonstrated his outstanding Chinese calligraphy by writing 5 different Chinese characters all at once - using 2 brushes
in his left hand, another 2 in his right, plus one more held using his mouth! Simply amazing!
No sex in space for astronauts! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Astronauts offering etiquette lessons to space tourists have warned them to keep their libidos firmly on the ground, as sex in space could seriously jeopardise missions.At the International Symposium for Personal Spaceflight in Las Cruces, New Mexico, US, former shuttle astronaut Tom Jones said over queries whether sex in space missions was permissible, that he would "like to leave that for the commercial sector" as "out-of-this-world sex could jeopardise missions".At the summit astronauts
and space doctors gave prospective space tourists advice ranging from the serious, like not looking directly at the Sun, to the not so serious, not hogging prime viewing space at the windows.Astronauts said since the tourists will not be from among the highly trained, highly accomplished astronaut corps, but average civilians, they needed to learn the basics of space travel.Issues like cleaning up the toilet after one use, though might sound trivial, was important, for they were all about practicalit
Importance of Drinking Enough Water 1970-01-01 00:59:59 1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. 2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger. 3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%. 4. One glass of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a U-Washington study. 5. Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue. 6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers. 7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen. 8. Drinking
5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer. Read more:Enough
Build your own imaginary gadgets online! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Elephant Design enables users to build their own imaginary gadgetsonline
! They gather ideas from consumers online and allow designers to join in later to materialize these ideas into designed objects. In case there are enough online supporters (i.e. potential customers) for a particular design, then it's put up for sale via manufacturers.For example, there's the special washing machine glows while T-shirts and socks go round in the whirlpool. Moreover, because it's made of soft rubber and thus supposedly comfortable, you can sit on it, feeling its vibration as if you were on a massage chair! Unfortunately this astonishing design is still waiting to be merchandised.So, you don't have to be an experienced professional designer to truly understand people's needs. It's the common users that know already what they want!More products after the jump. Read more:Build
To me or machine? 1970-01-01 00:59:59 A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story too. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied, "Judge, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"
101 wayz to say I love you 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Have you ever been for a loss of words when you wanted to say those three little ones? Well I know some of you have. Here are some ideas that might help you out when you want to say more than . I Love You..Love yourself before you love anyone else.1.. Don. t just love each other, like each other too.2.. Tell her/him why you love her/him.3.. Be affectionate to her/him. (Not sexual.)4.. Say I love you to each other, at least once in every 24 hour period.5.. Tell your lover you are their love Genie and you will grant him/her three wishes. Things get quite interesting...6.. Make memories together.7.. Never forget that the simple things in life make life worth living.8.. The most cherished gifts are the ones that come from the heart, not the wallet... make gifts for her/him.9.. Have a night that is worth $1,000,000 dollars, but on a $10 dollar budget.10.. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.11.. Instead of going out on a date, plan an evening at home, turn off the
"Smokable" pain drugs 1970-01-01 00:59:59 All self-respecting painkillers these days offer "fast-acting relief," a promise we accept to mean anywhere from 15 minutes to more than an hour.For Alexza Pharmaceuticals Inc., which is developing drugs for migraine, pain, panic and agitation, "fast" has to mean "within seconds."The Palo Alto, California-based company is developing drugs that can be "smoked," and, like nicotine in cigarettes, pass through the lungs and into the bloodstream almost instantly.The company's lead product is a vaporized version of an old drug called prochlorperazine, which Alexza is developing for migraine headaches but is currently used in liquid, oral or suppository form to treat severe nausea. While it is sometimes given intravenously in hospitals to treat patients with acute migraines, the drug is inconvenient to deliver.Alexza is hoping to provide similar results but in such a way that patients can carry the delivery device -- an inhaler that looks like a miniature hip flask -- in a pocketbook or the
Top Ten Sexiest Sportswomen of 2006 1970-01-01 00:59:59 They are good in sports, pretty yet sexy, and for sure they are making tons of money. Who will be in your Top Ten
list?1. Maria Sharapova (Russia), Tennis - Russian professional tennis player and model, born in 19 April 1987. She is a former World No. 1 ranked player and, as of January 8, 2007, is the second ranked female tennis player in the world. As of the end of 2006, she was the world's highest-paid female athlete.2. Gabrielle Reece (USA), Volleyball - A professional volleyball player and former fashion model. Reece was born in La Jolla, California in January 6, 1970. She accepted a volleyball scholarship from Florida State University (FSU), inducted into the Florida State University Athletics Hall of Fame in 1997. Since graduation she has played on professional volleyball tours. Reece has also appeared on the covers of several magazines including Shape, Women's Sports & Fitness, Outside, ELLE, and Life. She also appeared on the cover of Playboy, with an accompanying pictoria
Golden Bra Worth 1.9 Million USD 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Korea's Golden
Zone has launched a $1.89 million gold bra during a fashion show in Seoul. The gold brassiere named "Phoenix" is decorated with diamonds and is made to hug the body just well.Bet you girls, would like to have one for sure, but I guess its painful to wear it!? Read more:Worth
There's Something Wrong With Places 1970-01-01 00:59:59 There's Something Wrong
With South AmericaThere's something wrong with South America. When people crash into South American mountains, they get eaten by other people on the plane. South Americans are burning down their jungles, too. What a bad idea! Stop burning things, you dummies. Open up some banks and some Wendy's franchises and you'll be surprised how nice your life can be. Goodbye, guerrillas! Goodbye, poverty! Hello, The Gap! Hello, PetSmart! Goodbye, chewing coca leaves! Hello, Fresca in 2 new flavors! Stupid South America, give it up! Just stop being so boring. All your seasons are backward, too.There's Something Wrong With CanadaThere's something wrong with Canada. I can't remember what it is, but I hate it. Canada never says anything. They just sit up there, drinking Labatts and playing Uno. Canada should rip it up. Canada needs to learn how to party. Here's how: buy those pointy hats with elastic chin bands. Get a cake that says, "Happy Birthday, Jim," or whatever. Read more:Places
The Best Place To Hide Money 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Personal Finance Advice has an interesting article on how you can minimize your losses when a burglar managed to break into the house. Here is a snippet:"If I can't find money and valuables in the normal places I usually find them, I would continue to tear the house apart until I found something. Remember, the first rule is to steal money and valuables. We'll keep looking until we find something"Your best strategy, then, is to actually leave some money in obvious places for the burglar to quickly find (the same applies if you keep allyour money in the bank). This can not only save your other stash of money, but may actually keep the burglar from destroying your place as he looks for where you have hidden your money. If they believe they may have found the cash that you have in the house, they are much less likely to keep looking (remember, they want to get out ASAP). In the end, if you hide all your money well, you may win a moral victory in not letting the burglar find the mo Read more:Place
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There is something extremely wrong 1970-01-01 00:59:59 There is something
extremely wrong with every singleperson in this world. They seem to be part of apointless simulation."The Matrix" has portrayed this idea somewhat, yet wewatch it and go back to our daily lives. Yet in thisvery life, underneath the seeming diversity inpeople's opinions, values, talents, and interests,there is something that makes everyone the same. Itis as though this planet is populated only by mindlessfakes, objects that provide the appearance ofintellect on the surface but are based on onlymechanical reflexes and primitive thought patterns.I don't really care if anything I say has been saidbefore, if it was portrayed in movies, in books, or inthe lyrics of some useless song. With 6 billion peoplecovering the globe at any given time, thousands andthousands of years of written literature, probabilitydictates almost any combination of words has occurrednumerous times. Yet there is clear evidence there wasno action, so those words, just like the people whospoke them
A Comparison of Live Hotmail, Gmail and Yahoo Mail 1970-01-01 00:59:59 The Windows Live team announced that they're rebranding their new email beta to Windows Live Hotmail
. We haven't written about the application for some time, and this is as good an excuse as any to compare the current release to Gmail
and the new Yahoo
mail beta.The three applications, along with AOL mail, make up the vast majority of the 500 million or so webmail users around the world (see chart included in this post). Most of these users are still using the old, tedious, Ajax-free Yahoo Mail
and Hotmail user interfaces, requiring page refreshes for every click. The new applications, along with Gmail, offer a much richer experience, much like Outlook or Mac mail. When these webmail clients are performing well, their speed and ease of use is easily as good as a desktop client.Overall we prefer Gmail over all other webmail applications because performance (speed) is consistently fast, and emails can be tagged making search much more effective. They also offer more storage and other
Why English Is So Difficult 1970-01-01 00:59:59 We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,yet the plural of moose should never be meese.You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.If the plural of man is always called men,why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?Then one may be that, and three would be those,yet hat in the plural would never be hose,and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.We speak of a brother and also of brethren,but though we say mother we never say methren.Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.AnonymousSome reasons to be grateful if you grew up speaking English
;1) The bandage was wound around the wound.2) The farm was used to
Interesting Geography 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Alaska More than half of the coastline of the entire United States is in Alaska.Amazon The Amazon rainforest produces more than 20% the world's oxygen supply. The Amazon River pushes so much water into the Atlantic Ocean that, more than one hundred miles at sea off the mouth of the river, one can dip fresh water out of the ocean. The volume of water in the Amazon river is greater than the next eight largest rivers in the world combined and three times the flow of all rivers in the United States.Antarctica Antarctica is the only land on our planet that is not owned by any country. Ninety percent of the world's ice covers Antarctica. This ice also represents seventy percent of all the fresh water in the world. As strange as it sounds, however, Antarctica is essentially a desert. The average yearly total precipitation is about two inches Although covered with ice (all but 0.4% of it, i.e.), Antarctica is the driest place on the planet, with an absolute humidity lower than the Gobi deser Read more:Geography
Shakespeare's Biography 1970-01-01 00:59:59 William Shakespeare
April 23, 1564-April 23, 1616Nationality: British; EnglishBirth Date: April 23, 1564Death Date: April 23, 1616Genre(s): PLAYS; POETRYWRITINGS BY THE AUTHOR:Play Productions: * Henry VI, part 1, London, unknown theater (perhaps by a branch of the Queen's Men), circa 1589-1592. * Henry VI, part 2, London, unknown theater (perhaps by a branch of the Queen's Men), circa 1590-1592. * Henry VI, part 3, London, unknown theater (perhaps by a branch of the Queen's Men), circa 1590-1592. * Richard III, London, unknown theater (perhaps by a branch of the Queen's Men), circa 1591-1592. * The Comedy of Errors, London, unknown theater (probably by Lord Strange's Men), circa 1592-1594; London, Gray's Inn, 28 December 1594. * Titus Andronicus, London, Rose or Newington Butts theater, 24 January 1594. * The Taming of the Shrew, London, Newington Butts theater, 11 June 1594. * The Two Gentlemen of Verona, London, Newington Butts theater or the Theatre, 1594. * Love's L Read more:Biography
Cool or simply weird Japanese apartment 1970-01-01 00:59:59 The most recent work from New York based designers Arakawa and Gin is a most unusual apartment
block based in Mitaka, Tokyo. Reversible Destiny Lofts are eye-catching brightly painted lofts that look like a McDonald's play ground through the eyes of someone on LSD. The architecture looks like the aftermath of a size 3 earthquake, a little shaken and lopsided.There is a reason behind the designers madness however. Arakawa believes that comfort makes you grow old quick, and that residents, in particular elderly ones, need to be kept on their toes by having their interiors physically challenge them. Lopsided floors force the resident to maintain a good sense of balance , strangely located light switches insist we feel around for the light, whilst small veranda doors will ask you to crawl and bend to enter.How much does this physical challenge cost? Priced at US$750,000 each, the houses are three times more expensive than other apartments in the same neighborhood!More photographs includin Read more:simply
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See something you like? 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I was a little bored one day and thought I'd try to find fifty fun facts about credit cards that I didn't know before hand and put them all in once place for you all to munch on and enjoy over the weekend. Some of the things I already knew, like the AMEX Centurion card has a $2500 annual fee and a $250,000 annual spend requirement, but others I didn't, like how American Express started off as a shipping company and later branched out into financial services.I broke the fun facts into these general categories: Historical Nuggets (with subcategories for each major card company), Useful Things That Make You Go Hmmmm…, Technobabbliciousness, Legal Ways You've Been Hosed & Un-Hosed, and Department of Holy Crap They Make A Ton of $. Historical Nuggets obviously covers the history of cards and the various companies. The Useful Things That Make You Go Hmmmm… covers some useful consumer information that may one day come in handy in your daily life. Technobabbliciousness covers some Read more:something
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