Owner: Los Cuatro Ojos URL:http://www.loscuatroojos.com/ Join Date: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 19:04:59 -0500 Rating:0 Site Description: Information, Opinion, Humor, Rants, Essays, Satire and Politics with a slant towards the ridiculousness of it all. Site statistics:Click here
I Want One Of These!… Now!! 2007-11-01 02:30:53 Just when you thought there was no innovation left in the car industry, Japan comes out with the Pivo2 to change your direction on thinking… And your direction while driving.
This video shows off some of it’s moves, right to left and front to back… The end of the tight space scrape.
And there’s [...] Read more:hellip
Today’s Insults 2007-11-01 01:27:57 She’s seen more ceilings than Michelangelo - unknown
He’s as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar. - anonymous
Sure, I’d love [...] Read more:Today
Animals Making Whoopie… Do We Look Like That?!? 2007-11-01 01:27:46 Somebody Took A Lot Of Pics… Go HERE
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Show Her How Much You Love Her! 2007-11-01 01:25:56 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2007%2F10%2F31%2Fshow-her-how-much-you-love-her%2F';
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Names of Things You Never Knew Had Names 2007-11-01 01:25:33 AGLET - The plain or ornamental covering on the end of a shoelace.
CHANKING - Spat-out food, such as rinds or pits.
COLUMELLA NASI - The bottom part of the nose between the nostrils.
OCTOTHORPE - The symbol `#’ on a telephone handset. Bell Labs’ engineer Don Macpherson created the word in the 1960s by combining octo-, as [...] Read more:Names
If Only They All Looked Like This… 2007-10-30 17:42:08 “Hey little girl!.. Do you want a piece of candy?”
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Top 10 Coolest Pet Costumes… 2007-10-30 17:39:27 More HERE
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A Twist On Hangman… A Change From The One On The Goodies Page. 2007-10-30 17:39:06 HERE
Halloween Hangman
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Today’s Insult - Celebrity Style 2007-11-05 12:52:32 In 1998… When Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold were divorcing, and were fighting a war of words in the press… Roseanne said something about Tom having a small penis, Tom responded thusly:
“Even a 747 would look small if it was landing in the Grand Canyon.”
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Judge Judy Rips eBay Scammer A New One! 2007-11-05 12:48:45 This really despicable chick posted an eBay auction for two cellphones, with a complete, detailed description of the items, except at the bottom she added in fine print “For photo only.” A woman and her daughter won the auction for about $450 and were mailed two printer copy images of the phones the phones [...] Read more:Judge
, Scammer
R.I.P. Army - 1998 - 2007 2007-11-02 22:14:17 The House of Los Cuatro Ojos has suffered a devastating loss…
Army… Our Alpha Female Mastiff passed away on Friday, November 2, 2007.
Army… Most Loved Of All Dogs… Protector Of Our Home… Mother of Our Line… Killer Of The Chickens… Terrorizer Of The Turkeys… Tormentor Of Debbie… Maker Of Holes In Fences… She Who Ran [...]
Standard Issue For Elected Officials And Other Bureaucrats… 2007-11-02 02:05:55 And Me Too After Falling For The Mountain Dew Thing!!
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The Glowing Mountain Dew Thing… A Hoax!… Let’s Kill Him!!! 2007-11-02 01:57:18 We tried the glowing Mountain
Dew trick last night… It failed and sucked miserably!!!
So here is the real deal at (Snopes.com)
And Here Is What REALLY Happens!!
Mountain Dew Glow HOAX - Watch more free videos
Somebody Smack Em!!
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Kentucky Fried Cuy… Finger Lickin Good! 2007-11-01 21:20:40 Cuy (Coo - Wee) by the way is Guinea Pig… It’s a big deal in parts of South America… It’s quite tasty… Tastes just like rabbit… which tastes just like … Chicken!
There’s a good recipe on (This Site)
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This Man Is Alive And Conscious!.. Do Not Play This Video If You Are Squeamish. 2007-11-01 21:19:56 WARNING!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!!!
GRAPHIC AND DISTURBING!! Now you really want to watch it… Don’t you?
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Happy 232nd Birthday To The U.S. Marine Corps - 11/10/2007 2007-11-10 01:34:56 OOO -RA!!! - - SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL JARHEAD!! - - SEMPER FI!!!
While I may not agree with their current mission… I’m well aware that these are the first guys who will defend my right to say so… And they’ll defend it to the death too!
This is a touching tribute to all Marine
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The Most Bizarre Musical Instrument On Earth… Well… Almost 2007-11-10 01:30:31 Deputydog has a pretty cool post showing how the Japanese at least have fun spending their tax dollars… The Melody Road… I wouldn’t mind half of the roadwork being done in my neck of the woods if I knew that I’d at least have some fun with it afterwards.
Check it out HERE
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It’s Friday… We Got Jokes!!! 2007-11-09 02:20:58 THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. Taco [...] Read more:hellip
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, Jokes
Today’s Insults 2007-11-08 18:24:05 “She’s not only kept her lovely figure, she’s added so much to it.” - Bob Fosse
“Some women are BLONDE on their Mother’s side, some [...] Read more:Today
Stress At Work In Action… Part 2 2007-11-08 18:20:41 My question is… What did the copy machine do?
stress part 2
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She Bit Off His Lip.. No Provocation… Kiss, Kiss…. Bite! 2007-11-08 18:20:22 Woman Charged With Biting Off Man’s Lip
A woman bit off her ex-boyfriend’s lower lip as they were kissing in bed, likely disfiguring him permanently, authorities said. The man and the woman had kissed several times Monday night when, without provocation, she bit off his lip and spat it out, he told King County sheriff’s deputies.
Laura [...] Read more:hellip
Drunk Ladies Doing Their Thing… 2007-11-08 18:20:05 We All Know About Men Being Drunk And Disorderly…
Check out how the girls do it!
But… Why the hell they post this stuff on their FaceBook sites is beyond me.
More HERE
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A Fine Example Of Giving Back… Alf’s Wife Watcharee Proves That You Can Make A Difference 2007-11-08 00:21:56 The folks over at Corkscrew-Balloon show us a few pics of a young woman who went back and became a patron for her old elementary school in Thailand… What the folks at the school are doing is pretty admirable too.
Story HERE
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Today’s Insults 2007-11-07 22:50:08 He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot. - unknown
He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost. - unknown
I bet [...] Read more:Today
Play This Game At Your Own Risk! If The Boss Catches You… It’s Not My Fault! 2007-11-14 09:24:25 Touch the blue ball to the square… Don’t touch the red dots!
Play HERE
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Pancakes From A Spray Can?!? Can This Be Possible?!? 2007-11-14 09:09:53 Batter Blaster… If this is real … OK cool… I’ll buy some. If it’s fake… Good one!
Check it out for yourself… They don’t sell it where I live… Let me know if you find some.
It’s Organic no less! Here’s Video.
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