Owner: Oh For Fuck's Sake URL:http://ohforfuckssake.com Join Date: Tue, 30 Oct 2007 07:36:07 -0500 Rating:0 Site Description: Born from the afterbirth of Stupid Fucking Customers, Phorenzik and his supporters join forces to create the angriest outlet for bloggers online. New writers welcome to create the ultimate Blog Of Hate! Site statistics:Click here
Royal Mail + Broadband = Bad connection 2007-10-31 16:16:42 If you haven't seen the adverts, the Royal
Mail is now doing broadband. The thing is, if you sign up for it then you don't know what will happen, one day you might start up your computer and click on the browser, and then it won't work, it'll be on strike.
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Road works are after me!!!!! [:O 2007-10-29 16:00:52 Road works are after me! I'm sure there's a conspiracy to annoy me and turn me into another Delmorpha clone! I drive to Preston from Lytham every day and there is road works on Blackpool road where it splits into two where one goes to the docks. They have been there since I started my job at the start of September and every day I've see the sign saying Delays possible till Nov 2007. Now today, 3 days till Nov what do I see?
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Bonfire Scum 2007-10-29 13:23:37 Had the following call about 1 hour ago from an "Intelligent Fucking Customer". This is real.
"[Dr Hamhock,] sorry but it's really to do with the state of our country at the moment. Could you arrange for your final skip to be collected as soon as possible.
The skip you were using outside my store, some little scummers pulled all the wood and stuff out of it last night and proceeded to make a big bonfire up against the wall of our shop.
The old man [the shop owner's Father] luckily managed to take some photos of the them in the act....BUT......
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Automobiles Anonymous 2007-10-29 08:33:21 Well I'll start my blog on my utter hatred for the the greatest social mobiliser, yet the greatest bane on mankind, the Automobile.
There is perhaps no lesser example of human intolerance and arrogance than the various forms of the internal combustion engine powering our atrophied, fat, lazy bodies through the dead corpses of millions of years old sea life.
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GRAMMAR NAZI 2007-10-29 07:14:26 It's been bugging me since it's creation.
Delmorpha,
here is the missing apostrophe (') that should be located after the 'K' and before the 'S' in the word 'FUCKS'.
That is all.
I have a job. Part 2: 2007-10-29 07:10:18 I don't have a job anymore.
Again.
I only did one day there.
Basically, I accepted the job to sell computers and the like. They actually wanted me to sell contract mobile phones instead, but forgot to mention this to me during the 3 minute interview I had.
They also had no idea exactly what they were doing. They just left me standing there on the shop floor, with no instructions. After a 30 second induction period, where I was hastily shown where the photocopier and shredder were located, I was left to single-handedly run the store alone.
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clocks 2007-10-27 18:40:10 they go back today, but if they go back at 12 does that mean they actually went back yesterday? then shouldn't that mean that the governments got it wrong again and the correct date of the clocks going back is actually the 27th rather than the 28th?
thanks a bunch for confusing us
twats
much love!
xXx
OMG! 2007-10-26 08:43:40 "Oh my God Oh My God"; Diana Dross, Princess of Whores, made the front of the daily rags today. Again.
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The future's bright... 2007-10-25 04:29:53 According to some Evolution Theory Prof. the future of the human race is that we split into two groups- a good looking, tall, athletic, well hung/pertly breasted (delete as appropriate for yourself or your sexual preferences) upper class and a race of stupid, ugly goblins.
The full article: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6057734.stm
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As Phorenzik has shown us his skills... 2007-11-03 11:19:40 I thought i'd have a go:
http://www.isarapix.com/pix93/1194106424.png
or
http://www.isarapix.com/pix8/1194108072.png
the face is a bit crap but,
http://www.isarapix.com/pix31/1194141000.png
added a real face,
http://www.isarapix.com/pix73/1194173250.png
Logo thing 2007-11-03 07:42:42 If you're wondering who did that shit Oh FFS logo then wonder no more.
I did it.
It's far from spectacular, but It's marginally better than the default image.
I didn't want to spend too much time on it as I don't know what colour/theme the blog will end up using.
Job hunting: 2007-11-03 06:22:35 It's shit. All jobs are wank. I'm really fed up with job hunting
. It's becoming more tedious than actually doing a job.
Ironically, It's kind of become a job. Albeit, an unpaid one.
I'm really getting depressed now. I know that I need to get another job, but I can't bear it.
I know that the next job I will get will be utter wank. I'll hate it, have to force myself to go and feel depressed constantly.
This isn't living. It's existing.
Bollocks to everything.
My first site 2007-11-02 07:56:01 I've just stumbled across an old web effort that MarioMark and I did before SFC. It hasn't been updated for ages. I did, however update the main page today.
I'm sure you'll all appreciate it.
http://groups.msn.com/LegendaryLegends/legendarylegends.msnw
Royal Mail and the 40 Thieves 2007-11-06 13:46:54 It was recently my birthday, I get the odd thing from relatives, in many ways not that fussed but there we go, I am getting old :)
Still I got home from holiday and there was a delivery card indicating I had something which did not have enough postage on it. Apparently 1.06 worth of postage. Okay I thought perhaps it is a parcel or something, easy to perhaps incorrectly apply the required postage for something like that. But...
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My boss is a fucking cunt *updated* 2007-11-05 20:01:27 Title says it all really.
I'll blog about it properly when I'm at work tomorrow.
*CUNT*
I rang in sick on Saturday. Its only my second sickie in twelve months, so hardly a regular occurrence. I left a message on her answerphone at 6:45am, so plenty of notice. Right?
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More driving shenanigans. USE YOUR FOOKEEN EYEBALLS! 2007-11-10 11:34:58 Need your eyeballs to drive right? Well not according to the way alot of people drive. Especially at higher speeds or during maneuvering.
One initially comical but worrying incident happened when I was driving to Halifax earlier on this year. I was on the motorway and I could see two trucks just ahead,
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Children in Need 2007-11-16 17:42:36 what the hell is children in need all about I mean come on donate a shedload of money to people in a foreign country? I say we should sort out the UK first and then POSSIBLY think about helping other countries! Read more:Children
Paper... scurge of the office 2007-11-16 11:41:44 I'm sick of shuffling around pieces of paper for one lifetime. I still get letters from my bank or from the tax office
on paper and it drives me mad. I tidy my room, free of clutter then suddenly some more "important" letters come and I have to faff around retidying again. They sit on the side for half a week before I get round to them.
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OK, there giving them away now. 2007-11-24 10:38:59 http://myaolbroadband.co.uk/broadband/broadband-wireless-plus-playstatio...
Says it all really.
Winter Danglers 2007-11-28 13:49:54 Like arsegrapes, they appears swiftly and silently overnight, revealing themselves at the first sign of a cold snap, dangling painfully, looking loosely attached but if you gave them a tug, one would find that many have been there since last year: their roots just hidden away from view.
Sticking out like a sack of sore thumbs, bringing them to one's lips a sour taste would be left. It hurts to think of what evil force create these hanging disasters, let alone how one would remove them silently and quickly.
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Royal Mail are a bunch of SOFT KNOCKING FUCKS 2007-12-07 04:38:54 Another day, another missed parcel card. . not the end of the world you say, just go and collect the parcel from the sorting office, where the friendly staff will take care of you, no worries..
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A Slow News Day.... 2007-12-06 11:52:18 ..gets on my fucking tits. There's no such thing as a slow news day nowadays, just a lazy journalist day. Yesterday, on the BBC News website, one of the top stories beggared belief. TOP FUCKING STORIES!!
It was about an old man who farts.
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