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Lame-ass lyrics 2008-06-03 14:32:32 I was doing the washing up last night, listening to the shabby local radio station - "Radio Aire best of the 80s,90s and now!" - In defence, the missus was helping, it seemed a fair deal. Anyway, I hear this inspid plodding rock song which I hadn't heard before.
I immediately recognise the faux-growl as Nickelback. Normally this wouldn't wind me up too much - Nickelback happens.
What really wo Read more:lyrics
New Blog Theme - Your thoughts? 2008-06-04 09:53:57 * Wank - put the old one back\n* Somewhat Wank\n* Meh...not bothered, just get posting you fucks...\n* Better than the last but still not great\n* Awesome, now post some blogs...\n Read more:Theme
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Big Brother Special : The Douchebag Digest 2008-06-05 17:21:04 Well this years Big Brother
is officially underway and being bored whilst it pollutes my TV, I figured I'd be the first to assess this years contestants a rather shallow but suitable digest in a piece I'm calling The Douchebag Digest
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Genuine IT Support Email 2008-06-12 11:14:58
This is a genuine support email we received today during an ADSL circuit outage... obviously we picked it up after their ADSL was back on.
Slowly but surely losing the will to live whilst helping out the guys in IT Support
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THE GILLETTE RANT: Digitally Remastered for "Oh For Fuck's Sake" 2008-06-12 03:37:10 Didn't take the bastards long to catch up with Dr Hock MD. His Nostradamus-like predictions on future products have been gazumpted by the marketing genius of Procter (Procter!!!! - Police Acadamy 2) & Gamble (errmm, Gamble!!! - Bruce's Play Your Cards Right). With time on our side and with a whole month of mulling behind us, let us all mumble the Bender's mantra together:
"Let's get ready to Read more:Digitally
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Make your fucking MINDS UP!! 2008-06-13 10:17:33 For what seems like the last 100 years, we've had every environmentalist, government bod, and random freak bleating at us about how we're destroying the ozone layer, and that the icecaps will melt and we'll all die and lalalala, let's stop eating the lovely animals and all go hug some fucking
trees.
So near enough the whole bastard world buys into the propaganda, pulls their collective socks up an
Vote Oh For Fucks Sake : Abstinence posters for the Election 2008-06-13 06:07:46 Trying to keep my hat out of the political ring is difficult at the moment when it seems that the Powers That Be don't have a fucking clue at all on so many issues.
Believing in a picture is worth a thousand words I am going to litter the build up to the UK General Election
with a barragement of abstinence themed posters... it's not like the Tories have more of a clue now is it!
I start with a sel Read more:Abstinence
Viva La Vida 2008-06-12 13:55:51
Coldplay are probably the most Marmite like band ever , as in, you either love them or you hate them. It's a shame that most people seem to be in the later group.
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A colouring Book For Twats 2008-06-17 08:52:41 This is my first post in a long, long time so i thought that i would return with a humorous yet slightly unnerving find.
I just happened to be bored today and i decided to type the word "cunt" into google and i found this:
-Coloring-Book-Tee-Corinne/dp/0867193719
Yep! Just what i always wanted - a cunt colouring book. Now you may think that this is slghtly amusing but just read the comments made a
Something is taking the piss out of us 2008-06-18 09:26:51 This is a genuine security authentication code from a popular file-hosting site.
Not doctored. Not edited. Not tampered. Just automatically created for my downloading dis pleasure.
I'M GOING SLIGHTLY...
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Increase the price of alcohol to a minimum price per unit and I'm outta here... 2008-06-18 08:49:14 After banning smoking in public places, killjoys around the country rejoiced. The government initiative has cost the tax payer well over a billion pounds thus far in policing, campaigning, leaflets, studies, advertising and alike, money that would've better been spent in actual health care (people still know smoking is bad for them btw). To add insult to injury, the plan has to be back firing.
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Fuck BUPA (and hello again) 2008-06-28 07:24:47 So I've not posted for a while, but there's a good number of reasons, the first of which ties in with the post title.
So what's BUPA got to do with anything I hear you wonder out of politeness because you've read this far and you figure you might as well see what it's all about. So here's the thing: I've had cancer. No joke, no exaggeration: I had bladder cancer. It's a mild cancer, easily treated
25 Good Reasons to not grumble whilst Wimbledon pollutes our TV again... 2008-06-26 05:10:08 Lets face it... tennis is fucking wank! If you're a member of a tennis club, the likelihood is you joined to be able to watch 14 year old girls get sweaty without having to sign on to the local sex offenders registrar or even more disturbingly, you probably spend far too long in the locker rooms after practise with young boys. I believe the police refer to it as "grooming"...
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Stupid Boss Cow Strikes Back 2008-07-11 12:28:01 Upon opening the shop today I noticed that there was NO STOCK! Silly Boss Cow had cleaned out the whole shop and effectively closed the business without telling me! What a cow! My alarm code didn't work either, so I just left it running!
Luckily, it had all been just a BIG FUCKING DREAM and that I no longer work there! I now have a much, much better job, at a nice company, working with nice people Read more:Stupid
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Will the Real Delmorpha please stand up... 2008-07-09 06:13:22
Normally the idea of playing a Second Life style game would be like the idea of wanting to play "Staple Gun my bollocks to the table and time how long it takes to get the staples out", but given its web browser version of a Life type game and that i's by Google, I figured I'd at least give Lively half a chance to prove it's worth.
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Rule 1 of Politics, latch on to the nearest public sop 2008-07-06 07:05:21 The current sop is definitely related to car tax, either fuel duty or road fund tax. And as ever the wise opposition finds it time to make up complete bullshit to make it look like they care (while at the same time quite happily ensuring the Westminster gravy train carries on regardless, below inflation pay rise my arse).
Anyway...
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Visual Studio 2008 : Where are the Politically Correct install pictures??! 2008-07-04 04:59:41
I'm finally making the leap to .NET 3.5 and becoming an Official Visual
Studio 2008 developer. Not to bore you with technicalities but the new LINQ functionality will take our online API development to the next level (allowing SQL statement filtering in XML feeds amongst other things) so as I had a bit of a window this week, I've finally upgraded.
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Vote now!!! for ....June's ......"Twat of the Month" 2008-07-03 04:09:02 * Jeremy Kyle - Permanent position on the poll for the most popular and tactful celebrity since Pol Pot.\n* David Davies - When the whole of Britain is teetering on bankruptcy, David spits his dummy out over terror policy. Look at me!!\n* Bobby Mugabe - Running a country exactly how Gordon Brown would, given half a chance.\n* Andy Murray - Failed to use the bicep for anything other than jerking hi Read more:Month
I'm Here 2008-07-20 16:22:52 Just to let everyone know, I'm not dead, just not had a lot to blog about recently, although if i was dead here's a list of the people I would like my death blamed on:
Terrorists,
Paedophiles,
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Calling all Bin Men : Get back to work you Lazy Cunts 2008-07-16 08:16:58
Quite frankly I find the fact that bin men are unhappy with their wages an outrage and I cannot believe this; they earn anywhere between £30,000 and £50,000 a year* with benefits including BUPA, company pension, free gym membership and they can keep anything thats being thrown out. I wouldn't mind but the fucking cunts don't even do a proper job any more.
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28 Lunch Hours Later... 2008-08-27 18:28:07
Having never had the luxury of a lunch "hour" before, this tale takes us to Loughborough , the seat of sports sciences and home of my new job, and to the town centre in search of the last human unifected by a seemingly unstoppable disease destroying our fair isle and this Great Land........
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Oh For Fucks Sake Latest Member : Mini D 2008-08-14 08:35:15
Meet the latest member to Oh For Fucks Sake and the heir to the Delmorpha throne, Ethan, or Mini D as I've dubbed him. Born yesterday at 5:20am and weighing in at 6lb 11oz, hes actually quite a cheery chap even if he is 2 weeks early!
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