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Definitely not Dr. Seuss. 2007-11-05 22:36:00 Editor’s note: Although the following stories may, on the surface, appear to be children’s tales, they are in fact something quite different. If you are politically correct or if children’s books which refer to crack, bedroom antics, or soggy pinecones offend you—all of which are meant in jest, not to be taken seriously, and in no way meant to reflect the personal habits of morally upstanding authors—we suggest you scroll away. Thank you.ZackThis is ZackZack talks smackZack talks smack to Sergeant GlackZack gets flack for talkin smackGlack say’s “Hands behind your back”Zack gets cuffed for talking smackZack tells Glack “Get off my back!”Zack thinks it’s because he’s blackZack gets flack Flack from GlackZack gets flack, not ‘cause he’s blackZack gets flack cause he’s on crackCrack is what makes Zack talk smackCrack is why Glack’s on Zack’s backCrack is why zack ain’t got jackand why his home’s a run down shackand why he lives across the trackNo Zack Read more:Seuss
20 Bumper Stickers Likely to Confuse or Anger Fellow Americans 2007-11-05 08:26:00 editors disclaimer: The following suggestions are a JOKE and your kind, loving authors do not desire to offend anyone at all whatsoever in any way, shape, or form and cannot be responsible for anyone blowin' a gasket. Please do not be angry at such authors or desire hell-fire upon their souls. Thank you.20. My Child Ain’t Squat of the Month19. Smash into the side of me if you love Jesus18. I love airport lines17. Objects in driver’s seat are smarter than they appear16. I club baby seals15. Honk if you’re a non-conformist!14. We’re all dead in this car, which is careening out of control as we speak13. Yes, that’s my middle finger12. Why don’t you let your student of the month drive?11. Does my Fat Azz Make My Azz look Fat?10. I bought this Mercedes with crack dollars9. Will brake for spontaneous nudity8. Jesus is my lord and savior....but Tito is my pool boy7. Driver loves hard licker6. Stephen Hawking is a moron5. As for me and my family, we worship a horned hoofed beast4. Read more:Bumper
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Aged Adage Aptitude Test 2007-11-14 03:23:00 Have you ever noticed how elders don't really bother to talk about things anymore? They just have those old sayings, gems of wisdom and tidbits of advice that sum up every situation. Here's a multiple choice quiz to see if you were really listening or were they casting pearls before swine. You can't keep a good man... a. wrapped in plastic in the freezerb. From wearing your lingeriec. a secretd. downNecessity is the mother of...a. evilb. Herculesc. all battlesd. inventionYou can't make a silk purse...a. out of a monkeys scrotumb. out of a sows earc. for a dead nursed. without breaking a few wormsMany a truth...a. is said in jestb. is said at gun pointc. is said with a flourish and a winkd. is oft' uncouthThe grass is always greener...a. if you water itb. when you’re drunkc. on the other side of the fenced. in Kentucky in the spring Father knows..a. bourbonb. bestc. squatd. we hate himYou can take the kid out of the country...a. but you can't leave him in Mexicob. but you can'
Goldmind Visits Lady Shady: The ADHD Fortune Teller 2007-11-12 21:58:00 by GoldmindLady Shady
, what do you see?I see mist…fog…Why is it foggy?You’re leaning too close to the crystal ball. It’s condensation from your breath.Oh, sorry. (leans back) Do you see anything now?Yes…a car…riding down a highway.A car riding down a highway?Yes.What kind of car?A 1985 Buick Skylark Sedan with velour upholstery, front wheel drive, and a V6 engine.Oh. Uh, what is it doing? What’s this about? I mean, what’s the significance of this?This car once passed you.Passed me? The car just once passed me? Does this mean anything?No.What else do you see?I see… wait!….I see…you. Yes, you…shopping. You are shopping at a store.Does this take place in the future?Yes.What store is it?Walmart.What am I doing?You’re buying lightbulbs.Why am I buying lightbulbs?A lightbulb burned out at your house…you were out of spare lightbulbs. You went to Walmart to buy lightbulbs…Wait! Wait! There’s something else...What?!!You’re stopping…on your way to the cash reg Read more:Fortune
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Stalemate 2007-11-12 19:58:00 by numbsainB. Today we have a special guest with us. Someone who needs no introduction, so without further ado, let's bring him out shall we?Audience: (Applause)B. We’re just all so excited that you were able to come today and talk with us.M.R. Oh, sure you were.B. It’s such a thrill to meet you.M.R. Big thrills.B. I’m sure you feel the same way, right?M.R. Oh, of course! my gosh, this is like the high point of my life.B. Oh come now, my show’s not that special. I’m sure there are others that are more important.M.R. More important than this? Gosh no, this is as good as it gets.B. Oh you’re pulling my leg.M.R. Who me? I wouldn’t dream of it.B. Are you sure because you sound a little sarcastic to me.M.R. Really? I can’t imagine why.B. Look maybe we should just wrap it up.M.R. Oh, I’m so disappointed.B. Your hurting my feelings.M.R. Aw your feelings? I’m sorry I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings.B. are you sure?M.R. Positive.B. You really do like my show?M.R. Absolu
The lost poems of the lesser known "Robby Frost" (not Robert) 2007-11-12 18:04:00 The Language of LoveMy Darling- Do you fecal the long winter nights, when best of intestines we had?When ‘twas vogue to cuddle and giggle and toilet our hearts be glad?Can you remember me colon you up, words of true love in my heart?And how I’d manure myself close beside you, our forms a work o’ fart?We would double date with Ernie and Sue, and when the night was dung,they anus would crowd ‘round the piano to sing every song that we sung.Commode my darling, look in my eyes, and tell me our love shall ordure.Tell me the state of emotion urine and that the love that we feel is still pure.And know the excrement that I felt when I met you remains with me to this day.And no matter how offal the world becomes, I’m guano love you the very same way.The very same way every day.One False StepLet not thy poodle run free ‘pon the earth,And let not thy dachshund roamLet not thy collie untethered frolicAnd stray from the boundaries of homeNay, let not thy beagle in careless abandonRun ca Read more:Frost
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25 Worst Rock and Roll Band Names 2007-11-11 22:04:00 {List compiled by staff. Lft to rt: numbsain, Cheddar, Goldmind, Guinness}25. Crotch Mold Fever24. Billy Gay and the Flamers23. Beaver Bean Buttons22. Obese Anorexics Obsessed with Paradox21. Kid Glove and the Soft Peddlers20. Jewish Tragedy19. Heraclitis and the [editor's note: removed 'cause Goldmind's mom didn't like it]18. The Redneck Pick-Ups17. The Angry Astral Projectors16. The Vegetable Brothers15. Nair Supply14. The Red Hot Silly Lepers13. Thousand Islanders Undressing12. Prömschpien11. Erect Homo Sapien and the Copulating Inseminators10. Jerry Atric and the Dinofarts9. Toe Jam8. Steve Sphincter and the Fecal Four7. Squashing Eggplants6. Soundfartin'5. Jefferson Crop Duster4. Spittany Beers & Tuskin Jimberlink3. Stinkfinger2. Damp Hamster1. Boyz2Girlz~Cheddar, numbsain, Goldmind, Guiness Read more:Names
Sometime in the Distant Future.... 2007-11-11 21:48:00 ~by numbsainT. Interesting... fascinating... very unusual... I think you had better come look at this, Moron"M. What is it now, Tampax?T. No, not now, 4000 years in the past. I'm not sure exactly but it appears to be a document recorded using crude binary code and transmitted electronically.M. Can you make out what it says?T. It will take me 2.7 minutes to decipher and another 4.3 nanoseconds to transcribe. Shall I proceed?M. Very well, but hurry.T. Working on it. This animate blob has a very disturbing appearance, it seems to be a life form. Corporeal carbon based. Extremely primitive.M. Is it aware of our presence?T. Unlikely. Even if it did have the mental capacity to perceive us, it would have no way of understanding what it was sensing.M. What is it doing?T. It seems to be activating an electron manipulating device with its appendages by closing circuits which produce small changes in the radiated output of this light emitting substrate as well as changes to the electronic docum Read more:Sometime
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Ask Dr. Scientist - the smartest person in the whole damn world 2007-11-11 12:03:00 Dear Dr. Scientist,If the world is shaped like a ball, how come we’re not upside down? B. Specky Dear Mr. Specky, Because we’re on top of the ball; the Chinese are upside down. Dear Dr. Scientist, When mommy says “don’t let the bed bugs bite” every night; how am I supposed to stop them? And how can I keep my welts from itching? Pooh Dear Pooh, The chemical compound hydrochloric acid is the aqueous solution of hydrogen chloride gas. It is a potent acid, the major component of gastric acid and of wide industrial use. It should eliminate the bugs as well as the itching. In fact, nothing will be left, including your arm. This could produce lethal fumes; open a window before your arm falls off. Dear Dr. Scientist, Why do ghosts come out of my toilet after I sit on it? Sock Puppet Dear Sock Puppet, Were you playing with a ouija board while eating prunes or commercial laxatives? You have what we scientists refer to as “etherealus excrementalus fecalium phantasmus.” Place 12 voti Read more:person
Archeologists Discover Recording of Psychiatrists Performing Rap Concert 2007-11-09 18:19:00 Editor's note: The following is a startling transcription of a recently discovered phonographic recording of psychoanalysts Sigmund Freud and Carl Jung engaging in what appears to be the first "rap" ever recorded.Now Si-gi-Sig-mund Freud that is the name I useI said I come from a line a' bril-liant JewsSo don't be mes-sin' with me. So don't be raisin' the Reich.'Cause I am the def psych doc who repair ya Mic.Now twenty years ago, you know my Uncle FredWell now he snuck all up, into ma' ver-y bedAnd just what happened there, ya' know I cannot say,But it affect ma' view right to this very day.So now my protégée, you know he ain't so dumbda brotha go by the name o' DJ Jung.So Jung an-a-lyze, So Jung take the mic,Jung diagnose them brothers now with all your might.My name is Jung! I got the lung!So y'all sit back and listen to ma’ crafty tongue.I'm gonna break ya down, transfer it rightGonna blind you all, wit' psy-chi-a-tric lightYo syn-chro-nic-ity…yo ancient ar-che- Read more:Discover
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Lady Shady Hosts a Seance 2007-11-18 19:16:00 by Goldmind[Lady Shady
is conducting a seance and is attempting to call upon a spirit]I feel a presence... The spirit is here... Spirit, are you here?(the spirit answers) "I am here."In this room?"In this room."Near the table?"Near the table."Echo?..."Huh?"Nevermind....Oh, spirit, what is thy name?"Bob"Bob?"That's what I said."Do you have a last name oh Bob?"No - my mom didn't think me worthy - Of COURSE I have a last name. Doesn't everyone?"What is your last name?"What difference does it make? Why do you need it?"It's okay if you don't want to disclose your last name."I have no problem telling you my last name. It's Smith."Where are you oh Bob Smith?"Bob's fine, and I already told you, I'm right next to you, sitting down on a couch, watching a football game."Can you tell us whe...did you just say you were watching a football game?"Yeah. It's almost the 4th quarter; maybe we could pick things up a bit."You can watch TV?"Of course I can watch TV. It's a free country ain't Read more:Hosts
12 Worst American College Mascots 2007-11-17 21:44:00 assembled by Cheddar, Goldmind, Guinness, & numbsain ("Wiscy," pictured to the right, did not make our list this year)12. The baboon redbutts11. The sissy puffs10. The roids9. The nads (Go Nads!) 8. The excitable toddlers7. The convalescing old farts6. The camel's toes5. The women scorned4. The snotty tissues3. The fighting starfish2. 10 slow white guys and a black running back who's fast1. The Mullets Read more:American
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From the Patent Office: The Graveyard of Discarded Inventions 2007-11-17 00:15:00 By Cheddar1. Vend-a-goat The exotic choice for the slaving office Joe with an adventurous palette, Vend-a-goat provided a wholesome, nutritious hit of chewy protein. Although the prototype was a smash success in test markets, the vending machine was shelved after it repeatedly malfunctioned when users attempted to shake goats loose from the coil tension springs. After its failure, creator Ben Dover moved in Birmingham Alabama where he later became a successful lawn jockey.2. Charmin 600 ply For the giga pooper in every family, Charmin developed this industrial device in the 1960s . Its 600 feather-ply ultra soft feel was often compared to the sensation of wiping one's behind with the silk of paradise. The product was shelved out of respect to Mr. Whipple, who suffered a massive coronary while attempting to squeeze the fluff pack and simultaneously asphyxiate himself with scented baby wipes to heighten the pleasurable effect.3. The Noodle Fan - Artfully designed to attach to any chopst Read more:Patent
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More Relationship Advice from Schopenhauer's Ghost 2007-11-16 15:42:00 by Goldmind Dear Schopenhauer’s Ghost
,My boyfriend was so nice when we first met. He’d call me every day and would bring me fresh-cut flowers; sometimes he’d even write me little love poems. We’ve been going out now for almost two years, but he doesn’t do any of those romantic things anymore. He just sits around and watches sports and reads the paper. What can I do?Kara Dear Kara,Your problem is futile and I cannot repair it for you. You should respect him for suppressing his animal drives to reproduce which can only cause you constant suffering and pain. Your own personal desire for happiness is inimical to its very satisfaction and, in the end, you must surely suffer a most horrible fate. Go to a museum; it may distract you from your impending annihilation. My best,Schopenhauer’s GhostDear Schopenhauer’s Ghost,I’m American and am very worried that our politicians are leading us all towards a path of certain destruction by not doing anything to prevent our excess burni Read more:Relationship
Today's Spotlight on Addiction: The Scooby Doo Cartoon Problem 2007-11-15 20:04:00 by GoldmindAddiction. Is it a problem? Yes. For many, that addiction is narcotics; for others, gambling, sex, and Robitussin. Fortunately, assistance is available. Charitable organizations, such as Alcoholics Anonymous, continue to help struggling addicts tussle with inner demons through such radical techniques as the use of support groups.There is, however, a debilitating addiction being swept under the green shag carpet. An addiction that has become so menacing, so terrifyingly alarming, it warrants two minutes of thoughtless reflection.The following is an anonymous transcript secretly scribed at an underground meeting of an organization that is courageously opposing this addiction known throughout the televised world simply as…the cartoon “Scooby
Doo.” Hi, my name is John.[collective reply from folks in room]:“Hi John!”This is my first time here…And, I, you know, I came to talk about…what it was like… My Scooby Doo problem.I started watching Scooby Doo around 10 yea Read more:Today
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Goldminds Unwind Proposes New Holidays 2007-11-15 14:14:00 by numbsain, GoldmindChew and Show—February 22nd Brightly colored foods are eaten all day long and everyone chews with their mouth open. When you see a friend or walk into a room, it is customary to have your mouth full and burst in saying: “Bleaaaaaah!” and show everyone the contents of your mouth.Disheveled Friday—the last Friday in NovemberEverybody wears the rattiest clothes and generally looks like sh!t. Women wear no make-up and don’t bathe and children are encouraged to spill food on themselves.Men behave like normal.Umbilical Day. Celebrated nine months prior to your birthday. Everyone has to tie a rope from their belt to their mom’s waist, hide under a bed sheet, then walk around the mall tied together while publicly reciting the ways the two of you are just alike. At the end of the day you exchange presents neither likes.Trade Roles Day—October 8thChildren drive, drink, smoke and work. Adults go to school and have to do everything the angry drunken nauseous chil Read more:Holidays
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2007 Smartest & Stupidest Human Award 2007-11-23 22:02:00 by GoldmindHello and welcome to this year's addition of Publisher’s Clearing Louse’ Smartest and Stupidest Human in the World Contest. We are pleased to announce this year's winners: Smartest goes to Ms. Intelligent of New York City and Stupidest to Mr. Dumb from Lake Tahoe. I’m thrilled to be able to congratulate each of you in being named this year’s grand prize winners …First, let me ask you, Mr. Dumb, how does it fell to be named this year's stupidest human in the world?DUMB: Dumb no mind, Dumb happy. Dumb love wife; wife love Dumb. Dumb love mom; mom love Dumb. Dumb not need Dumb money to help Dumb family.BOB SEQUIOUS: Wonderful! Now, Ms. Intelligent, how does it feel being named the smartest person in the world?SMART: Well Bob, that’s an excellent query. And I can unequivocally state that my satisfaction is ephemeral.BOB SEQUIOUS: Splendid! Would you mind telling us a little bit about what it is you do?SMART: Certainly Bob, I’m an important tax attorney for a pr Read more:Award
NUMBSAIN'S EYEWITLESS NEWS FLINCH 2007-11-22 23:22:00 FIRE FIGHTERS WHO FLED IN-FLIGHT FIRE FIGHT TO FIGHT FIRE ON FLIGHT, FIRED—editorial by Dr NumbseussTwo fire fighters caught in an in-flight fire fighton flight five bound for Fiji were fired last night.The two fled the bloodshed to fight fire insteadwhich flared up in mid air at five thirty, they said."It isn't so fair that they fired the pair."Said Ms. Bear, Flight Commissioner Cheif of O'hareTo fight fire, not fire fight was the fire fighters right,since they paid there air fare and were there fair and square.Blair McLair and Clyde Kildare were quite unawarethat a fire fight would have flared up way up there.And because they were scared they were quite unprepared.And they felt that their skills were more needed elsewhere.The two knew they were doomed if the fire consumedthe flight crew, so they did the right thing, they assumed.The two fire fighters did what they knew they had to do.I would do the same thing if I was in their shoe.The man who began the fire fight had a planwhich
Happy Thanksgiving from Goldminds Unwind! 2007-11-22 06:02:00 by GuinnessYes, that time once again, the rafter of turkeys I am loathe to call relatives will be on the wing to gobble up what mother has prepared. Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow, nor hail, not even a howling, blinding, gizzard will keep them away. They’ll carve themselves a spot at the table, and, over a cacophony of “peas pass the gravy,” “you breast be thankful!” and “gitcher hand off my thigh,” shall proceed to stuff themselves. On the spur of the moment, carUncle Tom will raise his glass to roast the family, while obese Aunt Hen-ny will wattle off to the toilet for the fifth time.After dinner, the family will gather to raise the coop with music, daddy, a percussionist sage, will keep thyme and mince the meat out of his snare with golden drumsticks, while Sis Gibby shakes her breasts, bobs her neck and wiggles her pointed, fat tail. Baby Huey naively squeals, “dewlap dance, dewlap dance!” Cousin Feastus, drunk and teetering, will point at mother, and start in Read more:Happy
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The First Round of Dear Santa Letters 2007-11-21 09:48:00 by Cheddar, numbsainWell, here we are again. November. The North pole mail bags are filling with greedy requests for everything from toy bazookas to new puppies to cartons of cigarettes to Jennifer Anniston's panties. Having been asked by the postal service to assist them in writing some responses, we here at Goldmind's Unwind have been busy working overtime to make sure every child gets a personally crafted, loving response to their pointless letters. Some we are so proud of, in fact, that we thought we'd post them for you the reader to admire. Fawn over. Hell, marry the answers if you like. And away we go.....Dear Santa
,I really want a hamster this year. I've been good and lissened to mommy and daddy like I should, so pleese bring me a hamster! Pleese!CodyDear "Cody"-Look. Santa knows everything, remember? I know this is really Richard Gere, and you're not getting a hamster, gerbil, titmouse, prarie dog, or chinchilla! After what you did to the last one...well, you really ought Read more:First
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Numbsains Eyewitless NewsFlinch 2007-11-29 14:08:00 HOT XXX SEX SHOW, LIVE NUDE GIRLS!!!This is the kind of headline many blogs are using these days to get more business to their site giving them an unfair advantage in the rankings. "Its just cheating, to say things like SEX, NUDITYor BIKINIS on a humor blog. Of course everyone's going to look at it. And the worst thing is that usually they don't even have any nude girls which I found out after searching through dozens. Goldmind's Unwind would never resort to such cheap tricks," says numbsain who regularly refrains from writing tags like: "FREE XXX PORN", "LIVE SEX SHOW" or "JUGS-O-PLENTY" because in his words "Goldmind won't let me."MAN DONATES ORGAN TO SAVE WIFE'S LIFEMrs. Drelda Flapwitz of Cratchet N.J. lay helpless in critical condition last Tuesday when a 500 pound Hammond B3 organ fell on her while she was attempting to dust it. Mr. Flapwitz, a parapalegic, knew the fire department would not come out to save her again as she was repeatedly warned not to clean the instrument
25 Worst Cat Names 2007-11-28 23:15:00 Concocted/assembled by Cheddar, Goldmind, Guinness & numbsain25. Fruitpoot24. Clawed23. Sphinxter22. Puss n' Butts21. Lap Pussy20. Long Duc Dong19. Pissy18. Fido17. Sandshit16. Joe Pastafazooka15. Shitty Shat14. Tubesteak13. Itchypussy12. Violinnards11. Purr snatcher10. Furburger9. The Turdinator8. Meouch7. Fartbubbles6. Vaginym5. Queef4. Napkin3. Osama Bin lickin'2. Dump Clump1. Seoul Food Read more:Names
Corporate Icon usurped by Warty Toad 2007-11-28 07:21:00 by CheddarIn a move that has rocked the corporate world and has water coolers steaming with speculation, officials at McDonald’s handed Ronald McDonald his walking papers. After fifty years as one of America’s most recognizable icons, McDonald’s decided it was time for a new spokesperson to peddle the restaurant’s high caloric blubbery lard.“It simply was time for a change,” McDonald’s spokesman Gaylord Byron said. “Modern times call for a modern approach. And, as Geico’s annoying-as-hell Aussie Gecko makes clear, amphibians move inventory.” “After much internal consideration among our management team, our CEO unilaterally decided it was time to introduce the modern face of McDonald’s: Ribbit McDonald, a stubby toad with short hind legs, warty skin, and conspicuous swelling behind protruding eyes.”In a move that has industry insiders scratching their heads, the company elected to retain “The Hamburglar,” "Mayor McCheese," “the French Fry Guys,” “McNu
25 Worst Dog Names 2007-11-26 10:53:00 List concocted/assembled by Cheddar, Goldmind, Guinness & numbsain 25. Bundy24. Mistress23. Crappy22. Stain21. Kitty20. Anus19. Worms18. Sir Crapsalot17. Spaylina16. Coming Mary15. Bedshits14. Mein Führer13. Wetspot12. Fart11. Hairpie10. Fudgepacker9. Stools8. Meatsword7. Grumblepoot6. Butt Trumpet5. Crotchie4. Assie3. Herpes2. Buttsniffs1. General Colon Bowel Read more:Names
A FEW OF THE THINGS THAT I HATE 2007-11-26 04:19:00 sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things"_____________________________________________Botox and face lifts and boob jobs on women,Medical waste where you want to go swimmin',Bush and his cronies deciding my fate,These are a few of the things that I hate.Twinkies and pop tarts and crunchy Doritos,Transfats and dye in your bright orange cheetos,Big fat pigs telling their wives to lose weight,These are a few of the things that I hate.Kids getting spanked when they need understanding,Then when they fail they get more reprimanding,Giving teens meds so they won't masturbate,These are a few of the things that I hate.When the sun shines, when life is great,When I feel understood,I simply remember the things that I hate,And then I don't feel so good.2nd chorus_____________________________________Pop stars that show up for court in their jammies,Rappers that thank Jesus Christ for their Grammys,No separation between church and state,These are a few of the things that I hate.If you are rich the
New York Times Rejects Goldminds Unwind Political Cartoon 2007-11-25 23:02:00 The New YorkTimes
—a newspaper—today rejected an unsolicited political cartoon (left, click to enlarge) apparently drawn, colored, & submitted by Goldmind. Goldmind appeared unfazed by the rejection and, indeed, unaware he had drawn the cartoon. But numbsain swears he did that day they were drinking Colt45 tall boys in Mountain View. No futher details are warranted.Additional details by numbsain:"I saw him draw it and in fact I handed him the crayons (I chose the face color) and it was not Colt45 tall boys, it was Mezcal served by short girls in thongs (or maybe they were moccasins... I do know we were wearing Keds High Tops) and it was not Mountain View it was Sierra Vista, Mexico. Oh, and I had an outstanding warrant but Goldmind was unwarranted. Read more:New York Times
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