Owner: MC Rebbe The Rapping Rabbi URL:http://mcrebbe.com/blog Join Date: Wed, 13 Dec 2006 17:09:25 -0600 Rating:0 Site Description: Award winning comedian, rapper, television presenter, journalist, producer, remixer, DJ, VJ, film maker & professional Jew, MC Rebbe The Rapping Rabbi, blogs about his celebrity life, the universe and everything. Site statistics:Click here
Mostly Harmless 2006-12-13 19:49:06 I spent yesterday evening at Paul McKenna's Xmas party. Nobody there was acting like a chicken.
Â
93 Eat Feast 2006-12-12 00:54:07 Yesterday evening I made a special guest appearance at the very hip "93 Feet East', where I introduced "Anarchistwood.'
Located in the spiritual home place of my forefathers…Brick Lane…the venue was playing host to "Shortwave', a well established and very cool all dayer that mixes film, music and video art.
I knew an exciting event lay ahead when, [...] Read more:Feast
Blog Meat 2006-12-11 00:55:52 Although, as an international superstar, I'm used to being photographed everywhere I go, nothing could have prepared me for the abundance of snappers at the xmas blogmeet on Saturday. On this occasion, they weren't paparazzi, but photo bloggers, whose maxim seemed to be, "if it moves, shoot it.' I understand how they feel…I do exactly that, [...]
Britney Spears Vs Bill Gates 2006-12-08 19:02:17 Britney Spears
may be the number one search term on Technorati right now, but although this post, which mentioned the photographs of Britney's crotch, brought me 30,000 extra hits in 24 hours…this post, about Microsoft Vista, brought me almost double the quantity of traffic in the same period of time…which can only mean one of two [...] Read more:Britney
, Britney Spears
, Gates
, Bill Gates
How Many People Does It Take To Turn Off A Microsoft Vista PC? 2006-12-07 19:32:32 According to this piece in last week's Technology Guardian, the answer is…43…a figure arrived at courtesy of a blog entry by suspiciously Jewish sounding ex-Microsoft
developer, "Moishe Lettvin', who claims it took over a year for 43 people to create Vista
's shutdown menu. The piece then goes onto point out that according to the blog [...] Read more:Microsoft Vista
Britney Spears' Crotch and I 2006-12-05 00:35:38 I am shocked to learn that pictures of my naked crotch have been circulating the internet.
It all started last week, when, whilst exiting my car, I realised that the assembled paparazzi were showing even more interest in me than usual. Why, I wondered, as I felt a cool but pleasant breeze around my genitals?
Opening my [...] Read more:Britney
, Spears
, Britney Spears
F.O. 2006-12-03 20:37:21 Foreign diplomats at ten embassies have amassed almost four million pounds in fines for not paying London's congestion charge, according to a report that has just been jointly published by the Foreign Office and the Commonwealth Office.
The US tops the list with over one million pounds outstanding. Nigeria and Angola come joint second, with debts [...]
Splundig Vur Thrigg 2006-12-02 19:17:47 Thanks to Linkmachinego for pointing out that 2000AD editor, "Tharg The Mighty' has a MySpace account. For those not familiar with Tharg, he's not originally from around these parts, was brought up speaking a strange alien language, works in the media and thinks he's the greatest living creature…but he's no relation…
Â
 Â
News of The World 2006-11-30 16:58:33 Following revelations last year that News of The World
had printed stories it could only have obtained by tapping into private telephone lines, yesterday, Clive Goodman, the Royal Editor of the paper, pleaded guilty to bugging the Royal Family…which makes a change from them bugging us…
Destination Camden Town 2006-12-15 11:07:41 With The Meteors, Restless and King Kurt all making rare appearances in London this month, it seems that Psychobilly isn’t for life…it’s just for Christmas…
Naturally I could write a detailed review of the King Kurt gig last night, at The Underworld in Camden
Town, but let’s face it, the only people who would be interested are [...] Read more:Destination
Do You Feel Restless? 2006-12-20 11:12:15 Â
With world wide record sales of half a million (apparently)Â and a bronze album to their name, Restless
have been the golden boys of British Rockabilly (or Neo-Rockabilly) since the early 80s.
Regular headliners at Psychobilly's epicentre, the infamous Klubfoot, they straddled both the Psycho and Rockin' scenes with the stature of giants. But following a redevelopment [...]
Who Do You Think You Are Kidding 2006-12-22 10:01:32 After serving just thirteen months of a three year Austrian prison sentence for denying The Holocaust, alleged historian, David Irving, has been released on probation and kicked out of Austria.
As Irving flew into London last night, the Austrian authorities, who have permanently banned him from returning to their country, made the following statement: "Mr. Irving's [...]
Add Me 2006-12-24 23:27:09 If you're a member of a social networking site such as MySpace, YouTube, Flikr, Stumble Upon, etc., and you want to add The Rebbe as a friend, hit the new "+Add Me' button, on the main menu bar at the top of this page now! You'll be taken to my all new, web 2.0, social [...]
Xmas 2006-12-25 12:03:02 In the spirit of what today is really all about, I would like to wish everyone a happy Xbox.
 Read more:Xmas
Ain't He Funky Now 2006-12-25 16:12:17 "The Godfather of Soul', "The Minister of the New New Super Heavy Funk', "The Hardest Working Man in Show Business', "Soul Brother Number One', "Mr. Dynamite', "The Godfather of Funk', Mr "Mr' James Brown, is no longer living in America.
The legendary singer, who died during the early hours of this morning, was hospitalized at Emory [...] Read more:Funky
MC Rebbe to Gerald Ford: Drop Dead 2006-12-28 14:12:07 Former US President, Gerald
Ford, has, to coin a phrase, dropped dead. He has kicked the bucket. He is an ex ex President.
Unlike Mr "Mr' James Brown, who died a day and a half earlier, Gerald Ford
was not a funky President. Whilst in power, he famously pardoned Richard Nixon, gave jobs to George Bush [...] Read more:Rebbe
, Drop Dead
MC Rebbe to Saddam Hussein: Drop Dead 2006-12-30 15:07:24 It seems like only yesterday that Iraqi dictator, SaddamHussein
, was found hiding in a hole in the ground and put on trial for mass murder. Today, following his conviction, he was executed…and will shortly end up back in a hole in the ground…where he belongs.
 Read more:Rebbe
, Saddam Hussein
, Drop Dead
Stats 2007-01-02 00:59:31 Since starting this blog a couple of years ago, traffic has been building steadily and as we entered the new year, passed an important milestone… half a million hits…just for the month of December 2006!
Â
Special thanks to Bill Gates, Saddam Hussein, Microsoft Vista, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and of course, Britney Spears' Crotch…but most of [...] Read more:Stats
Men Who Blog About Men Who 2007-01-07 00:51:37 There aren't many men who are as talented or as funny as The Rebbe…OK, let's be honest…there aren't any, but if there were, my homee Jeffy G would be top of the list. By day he's one of New York's top cosmetic dentists…by night he writes for some of America's top comedy stars…in between, he [...]
Toilet Humour 2007-01-12 04:12:19 Spotted in my local B&Q:
‘Toilet
To Go’…what else would you use a toilet for?
 Read more:Humour
The AV Social 4.0 2007-01-18 00:59:54 If you're looking for a fully immersive AV experience to kick start the new year with, then head on down to Clerkenwell House on Saturday 27th January for The AV Social
.
Sporting their biggest line-up to date, the bill features three of DJ Mag’s Top 20 VJ’s, in the shape of "4yourEye', "Eclectic Method' and the [...]
Kill The Pig 2007-01-20 20:26:11 I spent yesterday night at an Indian bar cum restaurant with da congregation. Part way through the evening, a crowd started gathering in front of us. Naturally I assumed they were fans waiting for an autograph…until someone pointed out that we were sitting beneath a plasma screen on which Celebrity Big Brother was being broadcast. [...]
Mrs. President? 2007-01-21 21:55:24 Yesterday, Hillary Clinton declared that she will run for president in 2008. This means that in addition to fielding a mixed race candidate (the half African Barack OBAMA, whose father was Kenyan)Â the Democrats are potentially offering America its first ever female President
.
This has left the Republicans worried that their only chance of winning the election is to [...]
Big Brother Art 2007-01-23 13:43:37 Celebrity Big Brother
racism row evictee, Jade Goody, has spent the last few days giving interviews to the media, in which she’s been trying to explain herself. Here’s a summary: Read more:Big Brother
No Catholics, No Catholics, No Catholics 2007-01-24 18:25:19 The Equality Act, when it comes into effect in England, Wales and Scotland this April, will make it illegal to discriminate against lesbians and gays when providing goods, facilities and services. This has pissed off the Catholic Church who want the right to be able to continue to say no to gay couples seeking to [...] Read more:Catholics
The AV Social 4.1 2007-01-28 18:42:19 I’ve just returned home from the AV Social
, following a legendary after party that finished at 10am…stay tuned for an extra special report…once I’ve had some sleep…
Â
Lights, Camera, AKtion 2007-02-04 22:05:54 Following my last blog entry, I’d just like to reassure you that I’m not still asleep! In fact, I’ve been so busy that I’ve hardly slept at all…
My week kicked off with a half day press event by a major software technology company…who required me (and everyone else…they weren’t just singling out Jews) to sign [...] Read more:Lights
, Camera
Jews, Muslims and Shit 2007-02-07 19:40:46 Radio presenter Jeremy Jacobs, recently contacted me to ask whether, “as a fellow Heeb and shule trustee,” I would add a link to his blog. Since the Rebbe’s seal of approval doesn’t come easily, I gave his blog the once over before doing so and in the process discovered the inimitable ‘Drunken Blogging and Shit‘…which [...] Read more:Muslims
Recommend Site To A Friend
