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Paltry Poultry 2007-02-10 00:17:59 Following the recent outbreak of the H5N1 strain of Bird Flu at mass murderers, ‘Bernard Mathews‘, it looks like, once again, Turkey has blown its chances of getting into the EU…though apparently not out of it… Read more:Poultry
Thanks For The Mammaries 2007-02-10 18:35:04 Following her death on Thursday, reality TV star, Playboy Playmate and former Guess model, Anna Nicole Smith is currently the number one Technorati search term.
If I were really cynical, I would probably be exploiting this to the max, by writing a piece that, at every available opportunity, mentioned Anna Nicole Smith, her lawyer and boyfriend, [...] Read more:Thanks
Video Forum 2007 2007-02-11 17:24:38 Further to yesterday’s post about Anna Nicole Smith, here’s a copy of the piece I mentioned I had been writing about Video Forum
, which originally appeared in The Technofile:
If you look in the Oxford English Dictionary, under ‘bloody shambles’, the definition you’ll probably find is “Video Forum.”
Having spoken to the organisers beforehand, I arrived at its venue, Olympia 2, first thing [...]
In The Name Of The Father 2007-02-14 21:18:43 Following the recent death of Anna Nicole Smith, there has been rampant speculation about the identity of the father of her five month old baby, Danielynn Hope.
The two main contenders were here former boyfriend, Larry Birkhead and her most recent partner, Howard K. Stern…until the weekend, when Zsa Zsa Gabor’s, husband ‘Prince Frederic von Anhalt’, [...] Read more:Father
Wait 'till Your Father Gets Home 2007-02-15 17:48:55 As the debate continues to rage over the identity of the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby, the latest news from the entertainment industry is that Paul Reiser and Greg Evigan will play her former lovers, Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern, in a brand new American television sitcom, entitled ‘My Two Dads‘. Read more:Father
You're In Submission 2007-02-25 23:09:42 During the 80s, finding a fetish club in London was like finding a needle in a haystack. Nowadays, it’s more like finding a needle in a junkie…and frequently, just as appealing a prospect…which is why it’s wicked to see the return of ‘Club Submission
’, at which I partied…like it was 1995, until 6am yesterday morning.
During [...]
The AV Social 4.2 2007-03-03 08:19:25 Those of you with long memories may recall me telling you to stay tuned for an “extra special report” about the last AV Social
…and now here it is:
Part 1
Part 2
If you like what you see then tonight, you might want to head on over to Roxy Bar and Screen, 128-132 Borough High Street, [...]
Visa Vis 2007-03-07 10:11:03 This morning, ‘foreigner’ hating, tabloid headline loving Home Secretary, John Reid, announced a set of new measures to make life “uncomfortable and constrained” for illegal immigrants. One of these measures includes texting immigrants to tell them their visas have expired and it is time to leave. Here’s what the text message will say: “If u [...]
JewTube on YouTube 2007-03-13 00:12:58 If you enjoyed my recent AV report on the AV Social, you might want to head on over to my YouTube
channel, where you can rate the piece, subscribe to the channel and join the brand new MC-TV group.
Whilst you’re there, you might also want to check out this short film by Director Serdar Ferit, [...]
Well I Neve R 2007-03-22 03:25:36 It’s not every day you get to meet a recording industry legend, but on Monday, Rupert Neve, got to meet me!
R is Legendary in recording industry circles, where his name is synonymous with the absolute best in analogue mixing console design. Chances are at least some of your music collection will have been recorded and [...]
Creative License 2007-03-27 08:17:29 You might remember that, a few weeks ago, I mentioned I’d spent half a day at an exclusive press event, put on by a major software technology company, who required me (and everyone else…they weren’t just singling out Jews) to sign an NDA (non disclosure agreement)…as opposed to an NWA…or even an NDAWA.
Since that NDA [...] Read more:License
The Latest Newspeak 2007-03-29 11:30:36 It is being widely reported in the media that today, Tony Blair will announce The Home Office is being split into two separate departments, ‘the Department for Constitutional Affairs’ and ‘the Ministry of Justice’.
Later this week he is expected to announce the creation of four brand new departments… ‘the Ministry of Truth’, ‘the [...]
Proper Gander 2007-04-06 01:24:40 After spending the last few days watching the British hostages being paraded in front of The Iranian media, it must have been a relief to their families to see them returned safely home to this country…and paraded in front of the British media… Read more:Proper
The Car’s Not The Star 2007-04-12 14:12:47 The Rebbe always could spot a great band at a hundred paces, which is why it comes as no surprise that when Audi asked fourteen established and emerging artists to record cover versions of iconic tracks, around which to base the ad campaign for their newly remastered ‘TT’, My Tip for da Top, ‘Zook’ were [...]
Shortlisted For Best of Brit Blog Awards 2007! 2007-04-14 17:51:31
CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THIS BLOG NOW!
This blog is one of five to have been shortlisted in the ‘Weird & Wonderful‘ category of the Best of Brit Blog Awards
2007 (BOBBs), brought to you by Metro Newspaper and Ask.com.
The other four, ‘What If…‘, ‘Are You My Wife?‘, ‘Hencam‘ and [...]
Blue Suede Jew 2007-04-16 20:58:51 I’m not in the habit of plugging the BBC on this blog, as that would be something akin to sleeping with President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, but on this occasion, I’m willing to make an exception…and before you ask, no it’s not because they’ve finally commissioned one of my shows…which, let’s face it, is about as likely [...]
The End of The War 2007-04-18 19:55:23 I spent yesterday evening partying at a venue in Soho, called ‘24‘, which takes its name from its location at 24 Kingly Street…as opposed to the TV series ‘24‘…so there were no hostage situations, terrorist threats, or assassins involved…but only because I was on my best behaviour….
Naming a Soho venue after its street [...]
Cheesy Humour 2007-04-18 00:56:03 This afternoon, I watched Paul O’Grady do a piece on his TV show about the archaic British sport of Cheese Tossing, in which, contestants are given a large cheese and then asked to toss it. I found this quite enlightening as, up until now, I had always thought that it was after (not before) tossing [...] Read more:Cheesy
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Trash 2 2007-04-17 16:49:33 You may remember that a while ago, Otis Ferry, the son of singer Bryan Ferry, provoked national outrage, when he and some of his fellow toffee nosed twits friends, broke into the House of Commons, mid session and staged a protest in favour of fox hunting.
Well according to this piece on Jewtastic, it seems [...] Read more:Trash
Top 10 2007-04-19 21:46:17 In case you haven’t already heard, this blog has been shortlisted for the Best of Brit Blog Awards 2007! For the many new readers who have become attracted to my blog as a result, I thought I would put up a list of my favourite postings to help you decide you want to vote for [...]
Deja Jew…Again 2007-04-23 13:46:13 Further to yesterday's post, voting has now opened in the Jewish and Israeli Blog Awards…in which this blog & my creative technology blog, The Technofile are up for a total of 44 awards!?!?!?
Click the links below to vote for me in each category.
BEST ALL AROUND
Best Overall Blog (both blogs)
Best Large Blog (MC Rebbe)
Best Small Blog [...] Read more:hellip
, Again
Deja Jew 2007-04-22 22:20:50 It seems like only the other day I was telling you to vote for me in the Best of Brit Blog Awards 2007…come to think of it was only the other day I was telling you to vote for me in the Best of Brit Blog Awards…and if you enjoy voting for me, here’s your [...]
Clucking Hell 2007-04-27 15:57:27 The results of The Brit Blog Awards are in and the winner of the ‘Weird and Wonderful’ category, in which I was shortlisted, is…’Hencam‘…a blog about the lives of three chickens.
As a comedian (allegedly), I can’t help but feel that people would have been better off with my blog, if they wanted to know why [...]
Grand Master Mash 2007-04-25 21:58:41 People are always asking me what they can buy the rabbi who has everything?
How about a white grand piano, retrofitted with dual Pioneer CD/DVD DJing decks, a top of the line Allan & Heath Xone 92 DJ mixer, an Edirol V-4 video mixer, a bunch of TV screens and more subwoofers than you’ll find in [...] Read more:Grand
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MC On D P n B On D BBC 2007-04-24 17:01:56 Yesterday night I did a telephone interview with Chris Vallance for BBC Radio Five Live’s ‘Pods and Blogs‘, a weekly, hour long show about…as you might expect…the podsphere and the blogsphere.
Chris had heard that I have been nominated for 44 JIB awards and shortlisted for a BOBB award and wanted the scoop, which I obligingly [...]
Sensitive! 2007-04-30 22:00:16 At 9pm tonight, on Channel 5, British viewers can watch ‘Short Angry Men’, a documentary about men who share an anger about the negative way in which they feel their low centre of gravity has affected their lives.
At 11PM, the programme is followed, somewhat unfortunately, by the film of the evening…’Get Shorty’. Read more:Sensitive
JIB Awards: Update 2007-04-30 06:55:18 Voting in round 1a of the JIB’s has now closed and results will be formally announced later this week. Meanwhile, voting in round 1b, ‘Best Posts’, has just opened.
Here’s what I have been nominated for:
Best Overall Post
Video Forum (The Technofile)
London Calling (The Technofile)
Really (MC Rebbe)
Apocolypto Now (MC Rebbe)
Best News Post
Adobe Creative Suite 3 (The Technofile)
Best [...] Read more:Awards
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Holes 2007-04-29 18:38:22 Today is Worldwide Pinhole Photography Day.
The antithesis of digital (and growing in popularity almost as quickly), pinhole photography uses primitive cameras consisting of nothing more than a light tight container, housing a piece of film and a tiny pinhole (in place of a lens), to create unique fine art images. Although cameras have been [...] Read more:Holes
The Maariv Maasive 2007-04-29 04:10:19 …and as the media circus continues…yesterday evening, after Havdallah, I did a telephone interview with Israeli daily newspaper, ‘Maariv ‘, during which I discussed everything from why Jews are funny, to why Jews should vote for me in the JIBs.
I’m told it will hit the news stands this Monday and may or may not also [...]
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