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HELP!!!!
2007-12-05 19:40:00
Okay, silly question, is anyone else having trouble with comments?Blogger isn't sending my comments through to my email at ALL. I have tried resetting the settings and changing to an alternate email, but to no avail.Is it happening to anyone else? Or just me and how can I fix it!HELP!!!Have you entered my competition yet? All you have to do is comment on this post!


Dear Revolutionaries,
2007-12-05 17:43:00
Dear Revolutionaries,I am hiding upstairs, using my super secret computer that Mummy doesn't know about. Mummy seems to have caught onto my plan and so it has been a while since I was able to post something. Do not despair however, because the revolution is still in full swing. Mummy's DO NOT need sleep and it is our job to show them this.Please, if you are a new revolutionary, or looking to join our cause you can see previous revolution action here, here, here and here. This is also a great guide. New revolutionaries always welcome. You should really read those posts. They have great tips.Last night, I refused to fall asleep at bedtime and cried so woefully that Daddy took pity on me and brought me back downstairs. I swear, Mummy would have left me for another 2 minutes and then tried to give me the boob. I am onto you Mummy! I know the boob contains stuff that makes me sleepy. Don't mess with me woman, Daddy is on my team now!!!I didn't go to bed until 9.45PM! I was very tired an


A Little Risqué
2007-12-04 19:00:00
How to convince the Spouse you aren't using him just to get pregnant.Deny it."No Honey, it was because I felt like it. Honest.""It's not even the right time yet.""I just wanted to. So I did. So there."Dress up sexily."Look at my purty lingerie. Don't I look fantastic? Why yes, I would like to..."Get him while he is half asleep."Shhhhh, just go with it, mmmkay?"Put porn on the computer 'accidentally' and then show him."Oooops, look what just appeared! Out of NOWHERE I tell you. Look Honey, Honey I need you to look already."Drop something on the floor whilst wearing a skirt."Oh dear, I seem to have DROPPED something. Just let me bend down and pick it up."And the best one of all?Put the baby to bed and offer a blow job. Works every time.This was written for purely academic purposes. I have not, nor do I intend to, ever do any of these things. This is an exercise of my IMAGINATION. Okay guys?Have you entered my competition yet? All you have to do is comment on this post!


How Addicted To Blogging Are You?
2007-12-04 16:31:00
Lotus took this quizzy thing right and like a good minion I copied her. We all have to copy Lotus, she is just too cool.So how addicted to blogging am I?95%How Addicted to Blogging Are You?I think that's bad right?Step away from the laptop Veronica, just move away. Slowly now...ARGHHHHBut it feels so good! How can it be bad for me?Go do the quiz and tell me what you got. How addicted to blogging are you?Have you entered my competition yet? All you have to do is comment on this post!


Not Walking, But Running!
2007-12-04 03:04:00
Amy!!! Walking !!! Too exciting!!!Okay so the post is a little overdue and she actually started walking on Thursday. So yes, the story.I was laying in the sunroom, reading, as you do, when out of the coner of my eye, I see Amy just up and take off. She walked about 5 steps by herself! She had been doing the occasional one step two step for months and months, but never outright walking.I clapped and cheered and she looked at me as if I was stupid. She obviously didn't get what all the fuss was about and refused to walk any more.On Friday, I was sitting up against the couch, she stood up about a metre away from me and I told her to walk to Mummy. She did. 3 times before she got bored of me. Only it was more like running, really really fast.Saturday she had progressed to running between my and Nathan's legs everytime we came close to each other. She moves very very fast and cheers herself when she stops by yelling 'YAAAAAAY' and clapping.She is getting better at it every day, only she


That Word That I Am Too Scared To Say
2007-12-02 20:24:00
We have raised $65 for B so far. Thankyou so so much to people who have donated already. Make sure you nip over here and grab a badge okay?If you haven't commented over at B's post then get your bum over and comment to be included in the prize draw. You DO NOT have to donate to be in the draw, just comment here, or write a post about B on your blog.Okay, That word, that I am too scared to say? I am not going to say it. Needless to say, there is STUFF! falling from the sky! and the STUFF! is wet! and it is exciting! because I can hear it running into my tank! and you can tell I am excited! because of the number of exclamation points I have used!Only I am too scared to say what the stuff! is because it will jinx me and the stuff! will stop.Cross fingers that the stuff! keeps falling. We desparately need it here. We haven't had any of it for over a month and Summer only started on Saturday. So yeah, think good stuffy thoughts for me.Have you entered my competition yet? All you have to
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One Of Those Days
2007-12-03 22:11:00
I don't know if Amy has been high maintainence today, or if I am just feeling off. I do know that I am about ready to stick her in the closet with Braden** and leave. Maybe I just need more chocolate. Can I get a chocolate IV drip over here please?Ugh, Toddlers.Centrelink cut off my parenting payment. Something about not returning a letter that they sent me. Funny thing is, when I rang them, there is no record of a letter being sent to me. So yeah, can't send back a letter that you didn't send me. Arseholes. Luckily I got a very nice bloke at the call centre who tried to sort it out. No matter that he failed, he was very nice about it. So waiting on a phone call from them, so that I can sort it out, so I can get my money.Birds! The goddamn birds have built a nest in the chimney for the kitchen fireplace. Ugh. Gotta borrow a ladder from the Landlord and get up ONTO the roof to get it all out. The roof is very very very steep so it doesn't look to be a fun job. I guess this is what w


Weekly Winners #2
2007-12-01 18:28:00
Yeah! I got my Nan to take some photos when we visited her so that I could be a part of the meme again!Dancing.Dinner time with no high chair. She kept trying to climb onto the table.'Look at how cute I am Mum!'Together in the hammock swing.Have you entered my competition yet? All you have to do is comment on this post!
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