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The Power Of Banana 2007-10-26 07:05:00 A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas. He said the expression "going bananas" is from the effects of bananas on the brain. Read on:
Never, put your banana in the refrigerator!!! This is interesting. After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again.
Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined
60 uses of simple ordinary salt 2007-10-25 06:54:00 Although you may not realize it, simple table salt has a great number
of uses other than simply seasoning your food. The following list will
give you sixty uses of salt, many of which you probably didn't realize
1. If you drop a whole egg on the floor, pour salt on it. Let it sit
for awhile, then use dustpan, the egg will come right up, without all
that mess. Contributed by Ms. Jerry
Interviewing arab... 2007-10-24 12:12:00 An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.
Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Consul: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camels
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man,........isn't it hostile?
Arab :Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul: Oh..........dear! Read more:Interviewing
KFC O.R. Fillet 2007-10-23 07:35:00 a very funny of KFC ads Malaysia.. malaysians are always funny lol Read more:Fillet
Malaysia Idol: Roti vs Susu 2007-10-23 07:23:00 It brings back memories, I like this advertistment so much, it's Malaysia
Idol's Ads 2006, involving one malay and singh compete to have more customer. Roti and Susu segar.. enjoy
Funny Italian 2007-10-22 22:21:00 A joke about an italian man...(italian acsent)
On a day Imma going to Malta to bigga hotel
In the morning I go down to eat breakfast,
I tell the waitress I want to pieces of toast,
She brings me only one piece,
I tell her I want to piece,
She sais: "go to the toilet",
I say: "you don understand", I wanna piece on my plate,
she says: "you better not piss on your plate you son of a bi*ch",
I dont Read more:Funny
, Italian
Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore 2007-10-22 22:19:00 It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA
, Miss Malaysia
and Miss Singapore
are being asked 3 simple questions:
MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"
Miss USA: Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"
MC: I am going to give you 2 more chances;
Stupid Drivers 2007-10-22 22:07:00 Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and one of them said to the other one "Hey I tell you my driver is really stupid... you don't believe?
Let me show you." and he called his driver Ah Beng over and said "Ah Beng, here is a 10 dollar note, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes." to which Ah Beng replied, "Yes Sir! right away!" and rushed off to the showroom.
The rich man turned Read more:Drivers
, Stupid
cool piano player 2007-10-20 10:38:00 600+kb clip, is a very old rare video clip , i think its not funny but u might want to see how they play piano
... Read more:player
who's god 2007-10-29 23:53:00 A confused nine-year-old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or
female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,” Well God is both male and
female."
This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but
Panties 2007-10-28 09:14:00 One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five
dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five
dollars from.
The little girl replied: ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for
doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter: "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see
your panties."
''OOOOhhhh''
Reality vs Potential 2007-10-28 09:03:00 A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for
help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask
your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then
go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then
come Read more:Potential
Memo to All Employees 2007-11-05 10:05:00 In order to ensure the highest levels of quality work and productivity
from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained
through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T) .
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If
you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course,
please see your supervisor. You will be
51 days 2007-11-10 00:00:00 Two blondes walk into a bar, each orders a drink. They go and sit down and
start toasting and cheering, "51 days! 51 Days!!" About five minutes later,
another blonde walks in,Orders a drink, and joins the other two in the cheering.
Finally, another blonde walks in with what looks like a
Cardboard picture. She puts the picture thing in the middle of the table, and
starts cheering with the others,
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