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Kiddy's answer 2008-04-17 22:36:42 Just some practical jokes to keep you relax, Kids in school think quick
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________
TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Read more:answer
A Man and Ostrich 2008-04-17 21:30:00 A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him and,
as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order. The man
says, “I’ll have a hamburger, fries and a coke,” then turns to the
ostrich.”What’s yours?”
“I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. “That will be
$6.40 please,” and the man reaches into his pocket and Read more:Ostrich
MSIA Transformer 2008-04-18 01:56:38 Imagine if transformer is made by malaysian's car,
It'll be like...
yikes, ...haha Read more:Transformer
Funny English 2008-04-18 01:48:08 1 thing you will find in china is their funny english, especially their translation
haha...
click the image for bigger image Read more:Funny
, English
How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..? 2008-04-22 02:46:02 One day you send a letter to your boss asking for an increase in your salary!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
The next day, you received this letter
Jokes of the week 2008-04-21 05:04:05 Telephone Bill
>
> The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a
> family meeting...
>
> Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone.
I
> do not use this phone; I use the one at the office.
>
> Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work
telephone
>
> Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company Read more:Jokes
Funny Pictures 2008-04-22 22:42:17 Yes, im really listening to music
tortoise giving sex education
A more Economy kind of LCD...
yeah... keep on showing me more picture
Men of a kind...
A more comfortable way of using escalator.... Read more:Funny
, Pictures
Ah Hua's interview 2008-04-22 21:50:44 Ah Hua went for a job interview
to be a secretary.
When the manager saw Ah Hua's colorful attire and gold, white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming, "NOT THIS WOMAN!!!". Nevertheless, he still had to interview Ah Hua. So he told Ah Hua,"If you can form a sentence using the words that I give u, then I will give u a chance! The words are ."
Ah Hua thought for a while and said,"I hear the
Cheers 2008-04-22 21:28:40 America has cowboy and cowgirl,
England has madcow,
Hong Kong has Macau,
Russia has Moscow,
S'pore has 2 famous cows-
'Cow-peh and cow-bo'
When ur life is in darkness......
Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from darkness..... and
If u r still in darkness...Pls rem.2 pay ur TNB bill.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing;
Either the car is Read more:Cheers
Wife's Dairy vs Husband's dairy 2008-04-22 05:05:25 WIFE'S DIARY
> Sunday night.
>
> I thought he was acting weird.
> We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have coffee.
> I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I
> thought he was upset that I was a bit late, but he
> made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I
> suggested that we go somewhere.
>
> Quiet so we could talk.
> He agreed but he kept quiet and absent.
>
> I asked Read more:Husband
Life according to Chinese 2008-04-22 04:54:14 This is a good one ...
Want to know why u r working so hard?
An interesting & meaning story for u)
On the very first day of the world, God created the cow.
He said to the cow: "Ah Gu (cow), today I have created you!
Your job is to go to the field with the farmer all day long.
You will provide the energy to pull things!
You will also provide milk for people to drink!
You are to work all day Read more:Chinese
Breakup letter(funny english) 2008-04-22 04:35:33 Tijah a chinese girl wants to breakup with her boyfriend(american)....
She don't feel like meeting up with him again, so she decided to write a break up letter which stated as follow...
Hi, my motive write this letter is to give know you something.
I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US. I have think about this very cook cook.
I know i clap one hand only. Correctly, i have seen you and she together
Reasons why I never visit my rich friend 2008-04-22 04:19:52 Something for a laugh for the weekend!
>
>> Would you like something to drink?
>>
>> Reasons
why I never visit
my rich friend
>>
>> Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me
>> and .
>>
>> Question: "What would you like to have Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
>> Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee?"
>>
>>
CONDOM 2008-04-22 04:15:16 A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the
> pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me condom. I'm
> going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I
> may be in with a chance!"
>
> The pharmacist gives him the condom and the young
> man leaves. He soon returns and says, "Give me another
> condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute
> too. She always crosses her legs in a
Wealthy Lawyer 2008-04-22 04:04:49 One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw
two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver
to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating
grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We
have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and
I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But Read more:Wealthy
, Lawyer
New Mickey Mouse 2008-04-28 04:07:35 Mother and Daughter got Banned for Life from Disneyland...
lols... Read more:Mickey
, Mouse
Breaking News Petrol raise 78 sen 2008-06-04 05:24:21 Dear fellow malaysian, we cham lor this time
A news from berita kini
Jun 4, 08 4:55pm
The fuel price will see an increment of 78 sen by August - a massive jump from the present RM1.92 per litre to RM2.70, Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi is expected to announce today.
The increment is part of the government measure to cut the spiralling bill for its extensive petrol, diesel and gas Read more:Breaking
, raise
, Petrol
Time to relax..... 2008-06-07 06:07:44 DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you
run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked
lady, I'll turn into
stone. A part of me is getting hard already! NAMES OF WIVES
A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his...
4th wife..... baby doll
3rd wife.....china doll
2nd wife.....barbie doll
1st wife..... panadol ! HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name.....
Chinese Da vinci 2008-06-08 02:17:02 There's also Da vinci Code in chinese picture...
Highlight the pic with your cursor to view.... LOL Read more:Chinese
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