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Cops Being Dicks
2008-02-14 08:16:59
While surfing Lo-Res Viscera’s awesome site I ended up stumbling upon the dlx site and then this video. Fuck that cop… And then after that, I started watching the other ones…Like This one, this one, this one, this one, this one, this one, and this one… Crazy. I’m sure there’s more… I get sidetracked easily… [...]


Burdizzo - Kiss the Goat
2008-02-11 13:57:35
This is a one man metal project called Burdizzo. Drum loops, Repetition riffs, boring vocals, and an overall lack of talent… Front Back Here is a one track CD-R Single of the track I played in an earlier podcast. Download: Kiss The Goat (Single) Leave a comment and tell me what you think.


Remember this?
2008-02-09 10:00:08
Remember when Jerry Springer wasn’t just white trash people throwing food and punching each other in the face? I don’t… But I do remember G.G. Allin on the show. Now you can watch too. G.G. Allin on Jerry Springer. He claims to be a god, says he’s helping young girls by raping them, and basically contradicts [...]
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Global Apathy Metal Podcast #12 - One Dozen Broken Eggs
2008-02-07 13:16:38
Global Apathy Metal Podcast #12 - One Dozen Broken Eggs This Show Features Negative Reaction, Daleth, Botch, High on Fire, Saviours, Brain Drill, Blutch. Negative reaction - 10 Souls Gather Daleth - No one wants to see it made, and eventually it will tear you apart. Botch - C. Thomas Howell as the Soul Man. High on Fire - [...]
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A town called Dildo. (Newfoundland)
2008-02-01 11:32:40
A sister town to Fucking, Dildo is a small port town in Newfoundland . Watch this video about the town and learn the residents plight. Also learn about how the towns of Famish Gut, Gayside, and Silly Cove have all changed their names. Heres a virtual tour of dildo… It looks beautiful.


Global Apathy Metal Podcast #11 - The Dopesmoker Show
2008-01-31 17:19:35
This show features Sleeps entire DopeSmoker Album. Both tracks. Another No Talking Show. (Sorry for the delay, I switched servers again to one that is WAY less laggy…) Leave a comment.
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Bombed another interview today.
2008-01-30 18:18:37
I suck… You have no idea how many times I’ve answered the same stupid interview questions in the past month. “What are your best qualities? Name a time when you’ve had to overcome a problem in a past job. How have you in the past tried to convey an issue to management, and what was the [...]


Unless you shit a cat or something…
2008-01-27 18:02:17
really fucking entertaining, don’t recap your dreams to me. I fucking hate that… Every dream recap is like “It was soooo weird. I was at home, but home was different, and then blah showed up, and he was like… ” “…Oh, and someone was chasing us..” Uninteresting. Shut up. Nobody cares. That’s why there are [...]
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Global Apathy Metal Podcast #10 - The No Talking Show
2008-01-24 13:12:21
No yammering from me here… This show features: Stormlord - I Am Legend Burdizzo - Testing(My one man project.. Drum loops and a SHITTY scratch vocal track quickly taped to make the show. I suck.) Thorr’s Hammer - Troll Wormphlegm - In An Excruciating Way Infested With Vermin And Violated By Executioners Who Practise Incendiarism And Desanctifying The Pious This is [...]
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Burp.
2008-01-21 11:28:24
Nothing to say. Life is boring. I plan on recording a track later this evening for my new solo project. So listen to the show on Thursday, and you may catch a sneak peek. I say may because I might not get it done in time. Send me some $$. Ok? Thanks.


Global Apathy Metal Podcast #9 - Still A Failure
2008-01-17 11:41:16
This Show features Sword, Kruger, Abandon, Funeral Moth, Wormwood, Grief, Electric Wizard, and Ocean Chief Contact us at podcast (-AT-) globalapathy.com and we’ll send you a free toy firetruck. No we won’t. Sorry… We lied.
Read more: Global , Apathy , Metal , Podcast

Job Fest 2008.
2008-01-16 14:45:28
The job hunt is gay as ever.. I have an interview tomorrow for a job that’s way out of my league. So I’m cramming as much Win2k3 setup and network knowledge into my brain as possible to try and scheme my way into this job. If it doesn’t work… Oh well. I taped [...]


Server change
2008-01-12 00:39:04
I’m switching servers to a super cheapo webplace that will probably crap out on me and set me back another drunken evening.. I just moved stuff over, and am trying to configure it. Please let me know what you find wrong with it. Some stuff is lost… Like the podcast count, there were almost 1000 plays [...]


No Updates, No Joy, No Life.
2008-01-10 14:04:57
I’ve been scrambling around trying to get my bills paid for the last month or so… Doing bullshit tech work, and just hating life more than normally. I just had a super professional business meeting at … Wait for it.. Dunkin’ Donuts… Some tech recruiter wanted to meet me before sending me to an [...]


Global Apathy Metal Podcast #8 - Double Shot Show
2008-01-10 11:02:03
#8 The Double Shot Show. This show features Watchmaker, 13, EyeHateGod, Mistress, Ultralord, Tooth, and Cyruss. contact us at podcast (at) globalapathy.com and leave a comment after the show.
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No Podcast Today
2008-01-03 11:12:46
Cry and weep… But I’m far too busy watching Family Feud to bother with that nonsense. Actually I have a new one taped, But I’ll be playing it on the 10th. I got a nice tax bill 2 days before Christmas this year.. $455. That doesn’t sound like a lot of money. But it is to [...]
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The new years phoning it in link post.
2007-12-30 13:51:50
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 LAZY.


Global Apathy Metal Podcast #7 - Surprise, You’re Fired.
2007-12-27 13:56:38
I got canned from a job I hate… Oh, Boo Hoo. This show features Cattle Press, Lair of the Minotaur, Earthride, Graves at Sea, and Planet AIDS. As always, contact us at podcast (at) globalapathy.com and leave a comment after the show.
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I’m against Urns
2007-11-15 12:29:42
I was thinking about this today. I decided that being cremated, and having an urn is a totally inconsiderate. As a matter of fact, it’s a downright fucked up thing to do to your surviving relatives for generations to come. Now the next person in line is obligated out of guilt to keep a vase full [...]
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Halloween Parade
2007-10-29 03:40:20
I went to a tiny towns halloween parade with my kid today, and it was fun for awhile, But the shit lasted 2 hours.. 2 fucking hours. It was cold as hell, so we spent the last 45 minutes in the car waiting for it to end.(The parade goes over the only bridge to get [...]
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Shocktoberfest is dope, Jason’s Woods is not.
2007-10-29 03:31:52
Ok, First of all… Jason ’s Woods is gay. Fuck it. Don’t go there. It’s $25 a ticket, and your shoes will get ruined. At least after it rains anyway. Their combo pass includes 2 “free” attractions. One being a museum… Which was a pole building with a bunch of old horror movie stuff, like [...]


Crank Dat - Soldier Boy Tell Em
2007-10-27 00:36:19
Just when I think shitty southern rap can’t possibly get any worse, a new breed of inbreed proves me wrong. I just watched this douchebag “Crank Dat” and let me tell you, I’d like to Crank Dat bullet into my brain… It’s hardly even rap.. Not to sound like every old person you’ve ever met [...]


Wolves fear me
2007-10-26 08:32:56
Well, one specific wolf anyway. She was being boarded at a kennel that my girlfriend works at. I had no idea you could have a wolf as a domesticated pet, but it seems you can. Because this friggin thing was totally afraid of me, and super submissive. I felt bad freaking it out, [...]
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Jimmie Kimmel and my miserable failure.
2007-10-26 00:03:02
Jack LaLane is on Jimmie Kimmel right now, and that crazy old coot is hyper… But he’s getting this wierd foam in the corners of his mouth. By the end of the interview, I’m imagining Jimmies set to look like a washing machine overflowed. He’s a frothy old fucker. So as you may or may [...]
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Dear Fucking Christ.
2007-10-25 09:58:45
Here’s a challenge… Go to youtube, do a search for the word cyst… look at every video you can there.. The horse one, the “at home” one, the sebaceous knee, all the surgical ones, the fucking syringe one, etc.. Let it lead you to the zit ones, and eventually to the most disturbing ones ever [...]
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the nullo story
2007-10-20 23:16:51
I had posted this back in 2003 when the old site was up. It got pretty popular, and spread around in some places.This story still gets about 80 hits a month.. So I figured instead of people getting 404 errors I’d repost it… Enjoy. .adHeadline {font: bold 10pt Arial; text-decoration: underline; color: #FD5A1E;} [...]


I Hate Ellens Ex-Dog, Baseball, and That Bitch at The Miniature Golf Place.
2007-10-19 00:14:12
I’m really sick of seeing Ellen crying on the news about a dog she gave away, that someone else took from the people she gave it to… or something like that.. Who knows.. Lesbians are so fucking complicated, you never know what they’re up to. Either way, I’m sick of hearing about it. Just [...]
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Everyone has had this moment.
2007-10-17 23:04:05
So you’re with someone, and suddenly they say “Don’t Move!” while approaching you. Instantly you know something is wrong, and your imagination floods your senses with everything from bugs, to creeping leprosy, to that devil on your shoulder who is supposed to appear at the same time the angel does, to who knows what. [...]


Fishy Fishy
2007-10-17 14:32:23
I’m about to go fishing in a local canal. Should be fun.I finally got the RSS feed problems worked out… It had to do with line breaks before the PHP initialization in the index file. Fascinating, right? Probably not… But it was totally pissing me off. So I’m glad to have taken care of it.I [...]
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Another FULL Day.
2007-10-16 14:49:25
I’ll be taking out the garbage, doing laundry, and cooking dinner today. I’m living a full life. Does anyone even read this? And if so, Why? The world is falling apart, and our days of comfortable living are numbered… Stop wasting your time. I’ll handle the time wasting for everyone.Time to peel [...]


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