Owner: Global Apathy URL:http://www.globalapathy.com Join Date: Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:52:57 -0500 Rating:0 Site Description: General unhappiness and unrest. Life sucks, and the world is dying. Come and laugh along. Site statistics:Click here
Horror Movies and Soulja Boy still sucks. 2007-10-30 01:21:39 From the looks of my Google search referrals alot of idiots search for Soulja Boy. Of course I spelled it Soldier Boy, because I’m not a netspeak douche… But now those same retards looking for their soulja boy info should get led to this post. Instead of THIS one. And to them I say, “Please Fuck Yourself With A Knife.”
Since it’s close to Halloween, They’re playing tons of horror movies on TV today. I watched Freddy vs. Jason for the first time, and it was REAL shitty. They shouldn’t have bothered… Although now I can say I think I’ve seen every Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street movie ever made. But I might have missed Jason goes to Hell.. I don’t know. It’s tough to say, because they’re all the fucking same, and I don’t remember anything about that one.. As much as I loved watching these teenagers get killed when I was younger, now I find them to be living too long for my liking. I need their te Read more:sucks
Global Apathy Metal Podcast #1 2007-11-15 13:15:06 Ok so here it is.. The first podcast. Ever. And it shows. Hopefully I’ll get better at these… If not maybe they can become all music, no talk.
This debut show features BuzzOv*en, Noothgrush, Meatjack, Suffocation, Gaza, Absu, Baphomet, Coffins, and Ministry.
Anyway… Take a listen, and please let me know what you think by leaving a comment, or by emailing podcast (a-t) globalapathy.com
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I’m against Urns 2007-11-15 12:29:42 I was thinking about this today. I decided that being cremated, and having an urn is a totally inconsiderate. As a matter of fact, it’s a downright fucked up thing to do to your surviving relatives for generations to come.
Now the next person in line is obligated out of guilt to keep a vase full of dead relative dirt safe. Not only that, but then when they die, someone else in the family has to take the eternal ashtray for safekeeping. So this dirt container has to be passed down from generation to generation to the point where some distant bloodline 10 steps down from you is being burdened with your old carbon. That’s fucked up.
And what if everyone in the family gets cremated? Then the hassle would grow over time.. Eventually filling a closet or shed for some poor distant relative. Fuck that. Get buried, or thrown in the garbage.
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Podcast Testing 2007-11-13 17:30:17 This is a test of the new podcast plugin.. Two songs from the amazing sludge metal band Noothgrush.
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Guess who sucks at everything. 2007-11-12 23:58:44 That’s right… I do!
I quit a job awhile ago, because I had been there for 6 years, and I totally fucking hated it. I really didn’t have much of a plan… I figured I could play poker and do some freelance computer work… Well… bills, tilt, and laziness have pretty much made my inadequate bankroll disappear. Honestly, the bankroll was way too small to try to live on. But I dropped it quickly. So I decided to stop playing. Cold turkey.. I haven’t played cards in well over a month. And that’s a pretty big feat for me, considering I used to play almost every day. Looking back on it… The only thing I liked about it was winning. Well.. Winning, and the money… Everything else related to poker sucked. The people are all douchebags. And I feel like I can safely say that.. Not that I’ve played with everyone. But I’m really amazing at generalizing. So I’m pretty sure I’m dead on when I say Everyone, at every Read more:Guess
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Late Nite TV Freak Out. 2007-11-12 18:47:39 Lately on the history channel and CNN there have been all these shows about how the environment is changing, and global warming is fucking everything up. It makes it really easy to sleep when faced with melting ice caps, and peak oil crisis. It’s pretty depressing.
I also watched this show 30 days with the guy from super size me, (Google tells me his name is Morgan Spurlock and it’s on FX at 10pm on Wednesdays.) and it featured the most annoying, stereotypical, black girl ever… Her and some meaty tattooed white guy had to live on a commune that was off the grid for 30 days. And the resident vegans had them doing chores and the stuff you would think you’d do on a commune. Meanwhile meathead bitched about there being no meat, and at one point tried to go hunting because he needed meat so badly. And the girl just talked alot of ghetto shit, and danced.. This fucking idiot danced for everything… Plant a seed, Do the cabbage patch.. Make some plaster, It&rsqu Read more:Freak
Phoning it in Link Post. Assume Everything is NSFW 2007-11-19 19:30:48 Eunuch Stuff - These are gross.. I can’t understand how people can hack their junk off.
The Eunuch .org domain
A story, and some gross pictures
Burdizzo Castration
News Story about an at home surgeon who’s done over 50 of these.
Not sure if you want to hack your dick off? Here’s a guide to help you make up your mind, you sickening freak.
A story, hard to read… hard to believe
Fart Stuff
Naked Brazilian Girls Farting In each others faces.
A girl posing and farting.
Creepy Asian fart powder video
Random Stuff.
Phil Ansalmo bullies some kid at a Down show because he threw a bottle on stage
Talented art guy making food art.
The guys website
Chewed food art
A girl punches a guy and drops him. Then he gets up and punches her back.
Retarded, Inbred, White tiger.
Crazy Asian Fanta Commercials
Strange safety video
Why not post a comment and tell me your reactions to some of this weird crap?
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Pos-T-Vac is FDA Approved for marketing. 2007-11-19 03:23:38 Thank God I randomly woke up at 3AM this morning… Because I went downstairs after lying in bed for awhile and got to catch the back end of the Pos-T-Vac infomercial. What do you think of when you hear that products name? Personally this image pops into my head.
“How exactly does the Pos-I-Track rear end on a Plymouth work???It just does!!!”
That’s right… It just does!! Well, the makers of the Pos-T-Vac want you to feel the same about your old, limp, useless penis. And although I didn’t actually see the product on the infomercial, a trip to the website really shows you, in detail, what the deal is with Postvac. When you write it without the hyphens, you’ll see it’s a vacuum for your post. (Get it?)
I have no idea if this works… But apparently you put it on your erectile dysfunction riddled penis, and it sucks it until you get a “safe, and natural” boner that you can keep until you take the “ring off”. The
CorpseGrinder WoW video, last one standing, thanksgiving is over 2007-11-24 02:54:51 This video
is a few months old, but I never saw it before… What a dork. CorpseGrinder flips out over World of Warcraft. I wish I could get that psyched about anything.
I just watched the first episode of Last One Standing on Discovery VOD… I can’t handle the shaman giving zerberts to the big dread. Too funny. Other than that it seems like a decent show. I hate everyone on it, but I enjoy them getting beaten up.. There’s 2 more on demand, so I’ll watch them in the next few days.
Other than that I’m glad thanksgiving is over. Now just one more major inconvenience of a holiday to go for this year, then I won’t need to see certain people again for another 11 months. Which is like the greatest Christmas gift ever.
Anyway, nothing much more to say.. This is one of those posts I feel obligated to do because it’s been a few days. So here’s some links. DEP show where the singer walks across the crowd. | Awesome button | Punch For Punch
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Global Apathy Metal Podcast #2 2007-11-21 00:56:19 This show features EyeHateGod, Acid Bath, OverRider, AngelCorpse, FaceDownInShit, Church of Misery, Monarch!, Despondency, Black Cobra, Rwake, Grief, Bolt Thrower, and the Cursing Robot.
If you want your bands music played on the show, email podcast (AT) globalapathy.com
Leave a comment and let me know what you think about the show.
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Global Apathy Metal Podcast #3 2007-11-29 11:11:37 This show features Carcass, Soilent Green, Nux Vomica, Novembers Doom, Pig Destroyer, Burning Witch, Khanate, Rotting Christ, Goatwhore, and Godflesh.
Todays show just happened to be sixty six minutes and six seconds.. Seriously. Total coincidence.
If you want your bands music played on the show, email podcast (AT) globalapathy.com
Leave a comment and let us know what you think!
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I’m sick as hell, and Zicam isn’t working. 2007-11-26 18:15:36 I think I started taking it too late, it wasn’t at the first sign of a cold… More like the 35th hour of feeling like shit. But I dropped $11.99 on the RapidMelts tablets. Citrus Flavored. It’s basically like putting orange flavored chalk in your mouth, and letting it disolve. I made the mistake of drinking water after I took it, and it was like mixing Tang in my mouth. Gritty, medicine like, Tang.
I still feel sick. Fuck you Zicam.
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Global Apathy Metal Podcast #4 - The get back to work show. 2007-12-06 14:17:11 The Back to work show.This show features Lesbian, Regurgitate, Yob, Bathtub Shi*ter, Otesanek, Gasp, and Monument of Urns.
For whatever reason I-Tunes doesn’t want to accept this podcast into their directory. They wont actually tell me why, they just refer me to a huge document stating every possible reason for being denied. I’m resubmitting the feed today, and if you are an Itunes representative in charge of accepting podcasts, please let me know why your company is rejecting me.. You won’t of course.. but it would still be nice to have a real reason for being refused. Attempt #5 begins now.
Contact us at podcast (AT) globalapathy.com
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Steve Wilkos - We live under a bridge. 2007-12-04 11:40:57 Just watched Steve
Wilkos help a mother and her 3 children who live under a bridge
. I probably shouldn’t have laughed as much as I did.. But it’s hard to stop once you start laughing. You know how that goes… A kid eating from a garbage can to me is like watching Seinfeld to most people. The Soup Nazi episode. Chuckle Chuckle.
I’ll probably be getting a job soon because I have 74 interviews lined up for the next week. So soon I’ll be a working stiff again, and life will still suck.
Dear Maury 2007-12-04 08:29:00 My baby is 9 months old. 18-19 months ago i had sex with the football team, the basketball team, and this one white guy. I was drunk for the white guy. Could we please test all these random people to see who the father is? I promise to act really broken up when you read that it’s not so an so’s baby, and they laugh at me while jumping around the stage yelling “Jeayh!”. I’ll run off the set, and your cameras can follow me and record my broken hearted crocodile tears. I’m pretty sure this would make for great television, and I can’t believe nobody has done it yet. Please write me back Maury. I need to start getting checks.
Your friend,
-Black Slut.
You People are Sickos. 2007-12-03 16:13:46 I’ve been tearing down a wall, and trying to fix a cracked pipe all weekend. (I’ll post pictures in a later update.) It’s been a HUGE mess, and totally fucked up my living room. I pretty much have the demolition finished now, and will be doing the repairs later this week.
Anyway I guess the nullo story got picked up by a thread in the somethingawful.com forums, and started getting alot of hits… So I went to the thread, and found a throughly entertaining amount of links to all things disgusting and perverted. None of them are work safe… Or even Eye safe. Some of them will make you wish you were dead. All of them will prove that people are fucking sick. Anyway, go there and click away for all your nullo, penis splitting, anal budding, necrophelia, testicle removal needs.
Other than that, I got nothing. I-Tunes is still rejecting my podcast, and I don’t know what to do to get it approved. I’m pretty sure it would boost the listeners, but alas a
Fucking Austria 2007-12-17 17:55:23 I just learned of a town called Fucking in Austria
. And now i really want to visit there. Bitte - nicht so schnell! = Please - not so fast! (Brought to you by the Pedophilia Awareness Institute.) Apparently people kept stealing the signs, So they put up re-enforced signs with cement foundations. Here’s a CNN story with awesome quotes such as…
“We will not stand for the Fucking signs being removed,”
“It may be very amusing for you British, but Fucking is simply Fucking to us. What is this big Fucking joke? It is puerile.”
And
“Yet still there is this obsession with Fucking,” she said. “Just this morning I had to tell an English lady that there were no Fucking postcards.”
Fucking Awesome.
My new job is shitty… And driving 2 hours and over 100 miles every day is bullshit. My tire blew out on the second day, and I walked the remaining 4 miles because I left the car at a garage to get a new tire on while at work. I thin
Global Apathy Metal Podcast #5 - The Jenkem Show 2007-12-13 05:36:28 The Jenkem Show. This show features Exhumed, Weedeater, Make a change.. Kill yourself, Sourvein, Moss, Immolation, and Corrupted.
Tons of babble about the newest drug sweeping the nation, and your colon… Jenkem!
As always, submit your bands music to podcast (AT) globalapathy.com
Leave a comment about your Jenkem experiences.
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Starting a new job tomorrow. Bleh. 2007-12-09 07:59:34 It’s going to suck.. It pays less than my old job, and its around 50 miles away. That means tons of gas, and an extra 10 hours per week of driving. Plus my car is a piece of shit, and will most likely break down. Soooooo…. FUCK. I have no choice, the well has run dry, so I have to go work.
Fuck.
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Get ready for a bunch of link posts in the future… Because I’ll be at work.
How much do you hate your job? Leave a comment.
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Sorry for the downtime. 2007-12-23 13:49:34 I overran my allowed bandwidth by a shitload in one day on another site on this plan. I apologize for the downtime… I also noticed that some site in somalia is stealing a photo from the site (Of soldier boy smellum no less.) I don’t mind that, but they’re hotlinking to it (I’m guilty of that too at times.). So i replaced it with this. It’s ugly, and it hurts my eyes.. Win/Win.
Here’s the page, As of now it’s the first image on there… I wonder how long it will take for them to notice.
Anyway, sorry for the downtime.
Global Apathy Metal Podcast #6 - Another Stupid Show. 2007-12-20 15:41:41 Another stupid show. This Show features Iron Monkey, Hangmans Chair, Grave, StarChild, Middian, Beaten Back to Pure, Sofa King Killer, and Pelican.
As always email us and leave lots of comments. podcast (AT) globalapathy.com
There will be now new shows until after the new year unless I start feeling especially motivated. That’s probably not going to happen. Merry Christmas.
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Global Apathy Metal Podcast #15 - Number (1) Five is Alive (Show) pt.2 2008-03-06 05:00:39 It’s an all live performance show featuring Down, Helmet, Keelhaul, Grief, Mammatus, The Melvanas, and Black Sabbath.
Down - New Orleans Is a dying whore (House of blues, Chicago 5-11-02)
Helmet - Unsung (2005)
Keelhaul - Lackadaisical Chinese Tubesocks (2005.01.01 The Grog Shop Cleveland, OH)
Grief - Destroyer (Live at Gilman street)
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Random nothing. 2008-03-05 17:30:55 I have been to work every day for 3 weeks now. I even worked some overtime last week. That is VERY unlike me. And I hate it.
I do get to listen to music alot of the day… Good thing my IPOD NANO CLONE (Cheap chinese knockoff of an Ipod nano.. 2GB $60 like [...] Read more:Random
Global Apathy Metal Podcast #15 - Number (1) Five is Alive (Show) pt.1 2008-02-28 05:00:44 It’s an all live performance show featuring Weedeater, Suffocation, Kayo Dot, Knut, Dystopia, Noothgrush, Cavity, Deadguy.
Weedeater - For Evan’s Sake (Emissions From The Monolith Festival 2005)
Suffocation - Breeding The spawn (Chile 2005)
Kayo Dot - The manifold Curosity (Portsmouth, NH )
Knut - El Nino (Fury Fest 2003)
Dystopia - Backstabber (Slap-A-Ham’s Fiesta Grande)
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Troll Metal Ringtones - Forest Metal Ringtones 2008-02-26 17:08:10 I just saw these listed in the google adsense sidebar ads along with the Relapse shop. What the fuck? That’s fucking weird.
I have no food in this house except Peanut Butter and Jelly. I have been eating Peanut Butter and Jelly for 4 fucking days now. I take Peanut Butter and Jelly to [...] Read more:Metal
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I-Tunes Accepted 2008-02-23 20:52:25 I-Tunes finally accepted us… I changed around alot of crap, and they bought it. Unfortunately we’re listed as “Sludge Show >> Sludge Show” and I don’t know how to change it. But whatever. Read more:Accepted
Global Apathy Metal Podcast #14 - Still Stupid 2008-02-21 04:52:15 Global ApathyMetalPodcast
#14 - Still Stupid
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This Show Features 16, Disembowelment, Charger, Beneath the Frozen Soil, and Flesh Press.
16 - Fucked For Life
Disembowelment - Burial at Ornans
Charger - The Bereavement Dividend
Beneath The Frozen Soil - The wretched of this afterbirth
FleshPress - Becoming Soil
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So what if your mom got AIDS? 2008-02-18 17:28:22 Mine got Reptilian AIDS
.. The snake shit. Fuck you.
Started a new job today… Lab coat, hair net, face guard, gloves, shoe covers, and very little pay. Work up son.
New shows, and a possible burdizzo show being taped this week.
Send $$.
Global Apathy Metal Podcast #13 - The Bakers Dozen 2008-02-14 10:02:42 I’m not wasting my day getting prepared for some hallmark made love holiday… I’m wasting it with METAL.
This Show Features American Heritage, Man is the Bastard, Goatlord, Cumbeast, Goatsblood, Conifer, Black Sabbath, Down, Lazarus Blackstar, and Toadliquor.
American Heritage - Spina Bifida
Man is the bastard - Feed The octopus
GoatLord - Acid Orgy
CumBeast - Leperous Masterbation
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