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Trip Advisor Should Post This
2007-10-16 11:33:30
I can tell you this. If I were planning a trip on places like Cheap Caribbean or We Guarantee You’ll Have Sex on This Trip (not it’s not a real link but I got you thinking) you can be damned sure I’d be posting stuff like this on my website. When researching a spring break voyage wouldn’t you be more prone to choosing the Coral Essex if Tripadvisor included this in the itinerary?


Tough to Respond To This One
2007-10-16 07:39:02
This one really needs to be sent over to our friend at Hot Chicks With Douchebags. I believe this one highly qualifies on his douchemeter and making fun of poetry style that he brings. Other than that what can I say? Well one thing is for certain. If this dude actually had sex with this girl? That’s grounds for me committing suicide…seriously.
Read more: Tough , Respond

Worth The Trip To Texas
2007-10-15 14:11:53
I got no qualms about traveling to South Padre if I get to hang out and defile these two. Fake breasts are the most fabulous invention this society has ever seen. What a country. What a world. What vaginas these two must have.
Read more: Worth , Texas

What You Don’t Know
2007-10-15 12:10:33
Is that there are 4 girls spraying whipped cream on her vagina and eating her out. I just cut it off. Sorry.


If You Look Close Enough
2007-10-15 07:56:14
There actually IS a hot girl in this picture. Blond with the sunglasses on the right side of the picture. But who are we kidding? Hey Fatboy! Come here are ya ticklish? Dude this guy shaves his chest? THIS guy? Is this his attempt to look buff? Maybe run a few laps first, then kill yourself guy.
Read more: Close , Enough

A Funnel Holiday For the Girls
2007-10-12 07:33:49
I don’t care how attractive or unattractive the girl is. When they pull this stuff, on one website or another, I’m interested. I really dig the girl in the red bandanna. Perfect drunk hook up candidate. I could just see it being ridiculously sloppy with her. Lot of beer spilling. Seems like the type that would blow you in the middle of the hallway on a cruise boat.
Read more: Funnel , Holiday , Girls

Maxim Knows How to Throw a Party
2007-10-11 07:35:57
Although I will say this: Maxim could very well be throwing their own little Bukkake party here and we just don’t know what’s going on. I’m just saying….. By the way the best part of this picture is the black dude in the background taking a snapshot of the fray.
Read more: Throw , Party

Typical Sunday Afternoon - Dads Must Be Proud
2007-10-10 06:26:12
I’m sure we get some 40 or older men readers here. Fellas, imagine these were your daughters. Do I really need to say any more? If I ever have a girl someday I might just have to kill myself.
Read more: Sunday , Afternoon , Proud

I’ve Never Craved Draft Beer More Than Now
2007-10-09 07:25:19
The folks over at Zany provided this one. Check out the tattoos on her shoulder. I’m sure that’ll look great when she has 6 kids who are whining to go to the bathroom. Well, enjoy serving beer from your tits while it lasts sweetheart. Eventually that might move to being milk for seniors.
Read more: Draft

Begging For Buttermilk
2007-10-08 07:03:14
If you’re paying attention you’d know who the girl on the left is. However, it took me about an hour to get my eyes to move up to face level.
Read more: Buttermilk

This Is How It Used to Be For Barbarians
2007-10-19 12:55:48
My dream? And call me crazy….but I’d just kind of like to have them all standing there posed in those exact same positions and move from one to the next, one to the next, one to the next. But literally have them completely frozen in those positions. Is that what they do at Rehab on a daily basis? And you wonder why so many relationships and marriages don’t work out. Could it be that over 25% of ALL websites are porn related? Could it be that ass is in one’s face 24 hours a day and the thought of fucking one woman for all of eternity seems a little less than realistic? My prediction? Divorce % goes up to 60 within the next 10 years.
Read more: Barbarians

Couldn’t I Be The One In the Middle?
2007-10-19 07:34:05
This is what life is all about, isn’t it folks? Chicks and Breasts…..


La Boom - Very Boomish
2007-10-18 14:03:32
It’s amazing what kind of stuff you can find on the internet. There are thousands upon thousands of albums out there that publicly display stuff like this. What amazes me is that people actually take the time to upload all their pictures and make nice little captions on them. Um, yeah…surfing the internet finding pictures and making captions. Hmmmm. Got this from Urban Surfing.


The Girls of the Bahamas
2007-10-18 11:52:00
What the fuck? There’s two kind of guys. Guys that love these pictures and just enjoy them for the sake of enjoying them. Then there are the types that get pissed because they know that they’ll never fuck these women. Me? I’m in the second category, hence why I’m slowly losing my mind. Fucking Maxim and their Bahamas Galleries.
Read more: Girls

Girls Gone Wild Will Never Be Topped
2007-10-18 07:49:51
Find more videos at Heavy.com This little minute of fun has just caused me a year of heartache.
Read more: Girls

Maxim’s Spring Break Wildest Girls
2007-10-17 14:04:56
You might want to check out this slideshow. I’m having a very tough time keeping my composure right now. These pictures and videos are literally like crack to me. I feel different than I’ve ever felt, I can do things I never thought I could. I constantly crave more and I feel like total shit after I’m done jerking off.
Read more: Girls , Maxim , Spring , Break , Wildest

You Have to Love Alcohol - It Makes You Do Things
2007-10-17 10:51:18
Find more videos at Heavy.com You kind of have to when it’s something as simple as this. Any time you can get a girl doing something against their will you have a winner. The folks over at Heavy know what’ up.
Read more: Alcohol

Spring Break Warmup
2007-10-17 07:40:11
Yup because this is definitely real. And because all the girls at Nebraska get into this. As you’ll see from the rest of the pictures, it’s probably not exactly a realistic portrait of life for the Huskers. Would be nice, don’t get me wrong. I just don’t think it’s school policy is all.
Read more: Spring , Break

Like Shooting Loads in a Barrel
2007-10-16 14:50:33
You’ll have to click on it to see the big picture here. However, 5th and 6th from the right appear to be out of this world. Girl in the middle with the black and white bikini? She looks like a field hockey player who would be one of the most aggressive girls that you’ve ever encountered. Drunk however, you’d be enthralled by the size of her flautas and ability to give head faster than the pistons pumping in a Sports Utility Vehicle.
Read more: Loads , Barrel

Acapulco Provides Lude Behavior
2007-10-25 07:45:32
Apparently Mexico has some of the best beaches. That’s all well and good but what I’d like to know is what these ladies are doing later on. Just a hunch tells me that I should be hanging out with the two on the right.
Read more: Behavior

My Enemy and My Hero
2007-10-24 07:39:32
Look, I don’t know how many girls go for guys like this. I don’t really care. I just know that it’s a harsh reality. The bottom line? There’s just hot girls out there for everyone and if Mr. Mohawk, retarded tattoo man here can land a body like this, then any of us can. Right? Because if it’s not right then what would be the point of living? We’d have to see all of this Sun and Sin crap and realize that our lives are just dark and assy? No.
Read more: Enemy

King of DouchelDorff
2007-10-23 07:38:07
Now I’m not trying to compete with Douchebag One here. I’m really not. But when a picture like this comes along you don’t sit around and wait for it to get exposed. You act. And when Spring Break is involved then this site comes into play. Plus the girl in the orange is smoking and if any of these guys ever got to screw her well then I think all us other males would be screwed ourselves.


I Am So Much Better Than The Rest of You
2007-10-22 08:31:32
I think we all know who is thinking that exact same thought don’t you? Well, she does look the best of the four. She does have that kind of “I’m a badass” look on her face. But here’s the thing. The fat girl in the white? On a Spring Break? I think I’d take her any day of the week. She has giant tits and would be completely psyched if she got to blow a guy every day. The bitchy girl? Way too much work and I just don’t need that. She’s the type that would get roofied at a party and not understand why. Women….


DSC - Cutie in Pink Bikini
2007-10-29 07:29:46
Thanks to Ura Duhra for posting this nice little biscuit on Flickr. That tummy is worth the price of admission.
Read more: Bikini , Pink Bikini

Skunked Hair = Slutty
2007-10-26 07:32:56
As my boy Andy over at The Put Down points out, a girl with skunked hair probably does some nasty things. I’m pretty sure Andy won’t be proven wrong by this here picture. I mean can you imagine a scenario that wouldn’t end with a facial on girl to the left? Neither can I.


Puerto Vallarta Spring Break at Senor Frogs
2007-11-02 07:32:21
Sounds about right. She’s up there in the middle of the crowd. No one is dancing with her. Lame guy with glasses in the background is sitting there smiling knowing he’ll never get up. I had to post this picture. This girl has braces. That’s just priceless. That guy has got the wrong view man. We’re looking right at that ass. There’s that blond again! The Student Travel department knows how to get its attendees.
Read more: Puerto , Spring , Break , Frogs

Panama City Bikini Contest
2007-11-01 07:39:30
There’s something about average chicks doing very unaverage things in the likes of Panama City that make me attracted to them. In any normal circumstance I would walk the other direction but here? It wouldn’t make a difference if it were Pamela Anderson in that bikini or Bea Arthur. Both would be bangable.  And who could ever really walk away from a bikini contest regardless of the contestants? “Did they stick that pole up your ass too? Yeah it was so cold! Oh my god! This is WAY better than last years bikini contest!” Apparently this was the winner of said bikini contest. They could have at least had someone with bigger teets. Photos submitted by Rogben.
Read more: Bikini , Contest

Why Is She Alone?
2007-10-31 07:46:31
Shouldn’t there be at least one other person staring at her tits? A little boy? Someone? Anything? Goodsfrombrazil posted this one on flickr.


Fun With the Shower Head
2007-10-30 07:38:29
Another great one from Ura Duhra. That the girls are equally as excited as the guys in this picture means a lot to me.  That and the fact that a girl is really wet.  And also if that girl can have sex in that exact position WITH the water running would really make my day.
Read more: Shower

More Maxim Girls Of Spring Break
2007-11-07 07:30:23
I’m actually kind of glad that Maxim for once didn’t put up pictures of ridiculously hot females. Here you can see that the average girl when given enough alcohol will get her ass on stage and do many many wonderful things for us guys. There are times, not all the time, when in all honesty I’d rather jerk off to chicks like this. It’s a great feeling knowing that even normal girls can seriously get down when they want to. See what I mean? And yes, I even like the fat chick. Yeah I said it. She’s got some seriously wet cans and I dig it. Now this one just looks like she peed herself but she loves it and therefore so do I. Good for you whoever you are.
Read more: Girls , Spring , Break

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