Who Is Gossip Girl?
2007-10-14 00:12:37
Gossip Girl, “Hey Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl here, and I have the biggest news ever!”
Yes my fellow T.V. junkies, I watch Gossip Girl now. Although, I have to admit that — as hard to believe as it is — I’m a tad bit intrigued. Besides it’s better than Bionic Woman, which by the way I stopped watching now.
There’s just something about the Upper East Side socialites’ scandals and drama that keeps you at the edge of your seat. It kinda makes you want to see them suffer, doesn’t it? With their perfect hair, perfect clothes, perfect lives. Watching their drama, seem to make them more human…even if it’s just television. Television is an imitation of life so they say.
So anyway, back to my question. Who is Gossip Girl? This show is based on a book by Cecily Von Ziegesar with, as I gather, 11 books on this series so far. So, one of them must have revealed who Gossip Girl is, would it? It couldn’t be Blair
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Spookies and Cuties
2007-10-12 19:48:32
Listening to: The Kill by 30 Seconds To Mars
Walter (Envy), “Some people crochet, others golf. Me? I like to see people’s insides on their outside.“
Another Supernatural season of the hunkylicious, yummylicious demon hunters!
The season started off with the aftermaths of last season’s cliff hanger. When the demons broke lose from the gates of Hell, they possessed unsuspecting people all over the country. Even the 7 deadly sins escaped. So Sam, Dean, and Bobby with the help of a married hunter couple Tamara and Isaac hunted and killed the 7 demons. They also got some unexpected help from a mysterious girl who can kick some demon ass.
From last season, Dean made a deal with the demon at the crossroads to bring back Sam from the dead and the deal was they’ll get Dean’s soul in one year. Now, he’s making the most out of it, eating junk food for breakfast, lusting over random girls and hunting down demons like he’s got nothing to lose.
I See Dead People
2007-10-11 13:37:32
Listening To: Emily
“I think the larger a woman’s breasts are, the less intelligent men become.“, Anita Wise
For the life of me, I have no idea why I watch Ghost Whisperer. I hate hate hate Jennifer Love Hewitt. Of course it’s because I’m a woman. It’s a known fact that women hate Jennifer Love Hewitt while men love her. Oh it’s pretty obvious on what drives this certain phenomena. Yeah, the breast people! It’s her biggest asset after all.
Anyone who said she can act, lied. Her acting style is always the same on every character she portrays, even when she played as Audrey Hepburn. That there alone is a post-worth of rants. She’s nowhere near comparable to Audrey. JHL’s characters are mostly about a simple and nerdy girl with perfect hair and perfect clothes who gets the perfect guy in the end. I bet she still fantasizes about being a princess who is waiting for her Prince Charming to sweep her off her feet.
Ugh!
I Rock!
2007-10-11 12:18:54
Your results: You are Mystique
Mystique
52%
Dark Phoenix
45%
Juggernaut
44%
Poison Ivy
43%
Lex Luthor
42%
Mr. Freeze
40%
Dr. Doom
40%
Apocalypse
39%
Venom
39%
The Joker
32%
Kingpin
32%
Magneto
30%
Riddler
29%
Green Goblin
28%
Catwoman
23%
Two-Face
20%
Sometimes motherly, sometimes a beautiful companion, but most of the time a deceiving vixen.
Click here to take the Super Villain Personality Test
Be Kind To Your Knees
2007-10-10 19:55:16
I’ve been listening to somebody else’s playlist in ProjectPlaylist.com when suddenly Wear Sunscreen by Baz Luhrmann came on. I haven’t heard this song for years! It has a funny and truthful lyrics. If you haven’t heard it already, let me share it to you. Listen to it and read the lyrics below.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience…I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way y
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The Girls
2007-10-09 20:09:45
Listening To: Where You Lead by Carole King (Gilmore Girls
Theme Song)
Lorelai, “You lost me at carrots, which was the first draft of ‘you had me at hello’.“
Woohoo! I just bought Gilmore Girls DVDs! I was in the store earlier, and the owner told me that they finally have Gilmore Girls, the one I’ve been requesting for a long time. So, I went crazy and bought all 7 seasons!
I always like this show, I watched it since I was in high school, but things happen that I missed an episode, and another episode and another and another one until I missed one whole season. And it wouldn’t be right watching it missing a season. So, I just waited for the DVD and it’s finally here! I’m watching it from the beginning till the end.
It’s a fun show. Lorelai Gilmore and her daughter Lorelai Gilmore (yeah she was knocked up on Demerol when she named her, but we can call her Rory) is a mother-daughter team. Lorelai got pregnant when she was 1
Eight Seasons and Counting
2007-10-08 10:24:38
Listening To: Sandwich
Captain Jim Brass, “Hey, look what I found: a knife with blood on it. ”
Gil Grissom, “Hey, look what I found: dead guy.“
CSI have been around for 8 seasons and I’m still in awe of this show. Amazing script, cinematography and actors. I never get tired of watching it. Although I don’t like Jorja Fox, her voice and intonation is very annoying.
Episode two of season 8 is entitled A La Cart. It’s kind of like a pun because the roadkill victim is a go-cart racer and the second victim was murdered in a restaurant. At the beginning of the show, you can see a head bouncing off the road and into a group of construction workers. Grissom, Nick, and Greg uncovered the truth about how the victim lost his head on a highway.
The second victim was stabbed in the head with a pen in a restaurant where people dine in the dark served by blind waiters. Catherine, Warrick, and Captain Jim Brass investigated the who and the why
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, Eight
Herpes is Free
2007-10-06 20:20:27
“Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!”, George Carlin.
I seen the Valtrex commercial many times a day for over a year and it finally gets to me! What bugs me so damn much about it is apparently 70% get herpes with no signs or symptoms in their partner. I should hope so. But that means 30% of people out there are so gross that they get herpes when there are obvious signs on their partner. Them and their partners should be shot!
Seriously! The 70% I feel bad for, but the 30% that see the nasty herpes and have sex anyway and the one with the herpes still having sex and or not pointing out to their partner that it’s herpes, if their partner really is that stupid.
70% with symptoms in their partner + 30% have symptoms = 100% idiots.
I Want All Your Garmonbosia
2007-10-05 15:32:46
Listening To: Brains by Voltaire
Mandy, “If stupidity got us into this, why can’t it get us out?”
“Ordinary morality is for ordinary people.”
“Shouldn’t you be playing outside?”
“Sometimes you drink the milk, sometimes the milk drinks you.”
“This is the end. Smash your television.”
“Is it weird in here, or is it just you?”
“It is not enough to succeed — others must fail.”
“Imperio!”
“The call is coming from inside the house.”
“When you change the channel, we start talking about you behind your back.”
“Violets are blue, roses are red; We’re coming aboard, prepare to eat lead.”
“Push the button, pull the chain, here comes the chocolate choo-choo train.“
Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy is my favorite cartoon ever! Mandy is my idol. She’s just so evil and smart, even though she’s friends with Bil
Dark And Twisty
2007-10-04 16:36:19
Meredith “Have you seen Burke?”
Cristina “No. Have you seen Derek?”
Meredith “No.”
Izzie “Wait, you haven’t seen either of them since the wedding?”
Meredith and Cristina “Nope.”
Izzie “And you’re all fine?”
Meredith “Yep.”
Cristina “Yep.”
Izzie “Wow. You’re either incredible healthy or completely messed up. “
At first, I’ve always said that Grey’s Anatomy isn’t my cup of tea. It’s just too much of a soap opera. I thought it was corny and unoriginal. But then one day, I went to a shop and browsed some DVDs, and I couldn’t find any decent T.V. shows that I didn’t already have. The only show there that I didn’t own yet, was Grey’s Anatomy. So I went ahead and bought it. And now I’m hooked! It’s my guilty pleasure. I’m actually wanting more of their “dark and twisty” live
Mouthful of Words
2007-10-19 17:03:23
As I was strolling the world of blogs, I encountered a strange sounding phrase. Septal perforation. At first, I thought could it be something about sepsis or septic tanks (eew )? Why waste my time wondering when Google is just a URL away. Duh! *hit Ivy on the head*
So, I found out that septal refers to the nasal septum, which is the wall in the middle of the nose that divides it into two sides. And of course, perforation means hole. Therefore, septal perforation means a hole in the nasal septum. This perforation/s can be caused by abscess, drug abuse, or certain diseases.
Whew! I should be a doctor……….or not.
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Who Breaks a Butterfly Upon a Wheel?
2007-10-19 12:34:21
Listening To: Neil Crespi’s Playlist
Let Sporus tremble –”What? that thing of silk,
Sporus, that mere white curd of ass’s milk?
Satire or sense, alas! can Sporus feel?
Who breaks a butterfly upon a wheel?”
Yet let me flap this bug with gilded wings,
This painted child of dirt that stinks and stings;
Whose buzz the witty and the fair annoys,
Yet wit ne’er tastes, and beauty ne’r enjoys,
- Epistle to Dr. Arbuthnot by Alexander Pope
I was pleasantly surprised on how entertaining Butterfly
on a Wheel is. I wasn’t expecting it to be that good.
I wasn’t really excited about it, I thought it’s just another one of Peirce Brosnan’s action movies. Boy was I wrong! It’s a small and simple film. No need for explosions and exaggerated special effects, the great actors and the excellent plot itself made the movie.
I don’t want to spoil it for you, but here’s a short synopsis:
Neil Randall and Abby Randall lived a pe
The Family Timon Left Behind
2007-10-18 20:37:53
I’ve been reading some random blogs, when I stumble upon an article about Meerkat Manor, a documentary series in Animal Planet. I’ve seen trailers of it but I never really bothered to watch.
Usually most documentaries bore me, but this one seem to be different. The narrative is presented in a soap opera-ish style with real-life Meerkats and actual events. It follows a Meerkat family in the Kalahari Desert called the Whiskers. How cute is that, they have names too! Names like Flower, Zaphod, Mozart etc … The series originated in the U.K. with Bill Nighy as the narrator. Later on it was picked up in Australia, Canada and the US.
What intrigued me was that it’s a soap/documentary and Bill Nighy is one of the narrators and the names! I just can’t get over how cute it is. Plus the Meerkats are more interesting than any reality show there is, like The Real world or Big Brother.
Genre: Documentary
Network: Animal Planet
Schedule: Check your local cable
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You Will Be Missed
2007-10-17 10:32:12
Van Clemmons, “Mr. Echolls, I was wondering if I could have a word?”
Logan, “Anthropomorphic. All yours, big guy.”
Veronica, “Great job, Dick. I’m sure you won that debate.”
Logan, “Well, he’s a master debater.”
I miss Veronica Mars. When I first heard that they discontinued the show, I wasn’t expecting it. I mean, Veronica Mars has such a wide fan base. I thought they were safe for at least 1 more season. I was attached to it too. I’ve been following it from the 1st season till the end. I’m still not clear on why they ended it, but there have been rumors that they’re going to make a spin off. It’s still not the same though.
Poor Kristen Bell, stuck being the voice of Gossip Girl. She deserves better.
The quick-witted and sarcastic teen Veronica Mars is an amateur private investigator working under the wing of her detective dad. The show started with the mysterious death of her bestfri
Stupid Celebrities
2007-10-16 17:00:56
Britney Spears is hilarious. She keeps showing her “down under” to the public. I mean if she did it once, then it’s just an accident. But THREE times?! That’s just down right stupid, makes you think that she’s an exhibitionist and she’s doing all those stunts on purpose. She’s a joke. There’s something seriously wrong with her.
Vanessa Hudgens is following in her footsteps.
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Simpsons
2007-10-16 14:37:54
I’m Ivy Simpson. I live in Springfield.
Make your own Simpsons
character at The Simpsons Website.
Deviation
2007-10-16 13:42:36
I’ve been looking at cams and other people’s photography lately and my lust for pro digital cameras have once again been revived. I want a Nikon D40 or a Canon Rebel Xti. Better start saving.
Fear
2007-10-24 06:58:37
“You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, ‘I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.’ You must do the thing you think you cannot do.”, Eleanor Roosevelt.
I refuse to believe Gideon is gone. I thought he was Criminal Minds. It wouldn’t be the same without him. Prolly just part of the story or something, if it is then it’s a good one.
I saw episode 3 today, Scared to Death. I know, I know I’m late…give me a break, I’m a busy girl. Geesh! Anyway, it was about a behavioral psychiatrist who had been killing his patients and taking advantage of their fears. He lures them by posting flyers with an incentive to give a hundred dollars to whoever try out his sessions. His victims are people in their 20’s and are new to Portland with no strong family ties.
On the plane, Hotch revealed to
Child-like
2007-10-22 20:08:48
“Every tiny life has meaning, every little heart beat counts. Every child is a gift, and wanted by someone … if given the chance.“, Footprints Photography.
I was looking through some sites of child photographers, since I aspire to be one. I always love children. I find it that I’m more comfortable around them than I am with adults. During parties, I’d rather sit at the children’s table and dine with them. That’s why I am always the designated babysitter when the occasion needed one.
So anyway, I found this great site called Footprints Photography. The babies are so cute! I don’t know if the photographer will allow me to post her pictures here, but I want to share it with you. I was laughing and awww-ing when I got to the Newborn section. They’re so adorable and so bite-able! I worked my way down through all the sections, but then I reached the Heart and Soul section, I almost bawled right then and there at the office!
Tip/Nuck
2007-10-21 23:50:29
Sean/Christian, “Tell me what you don’t like about yourself?”
If you like all the spicy sometimes erotic drama of Palm Beach plastic surgeons or was it Miami…yeah Miami Florida, then you might want to check out Nip/Tuck.
The series follows the lives of two surgeons from the hottest plastic surgery center in south Florida, the McNamara-Troy. Sean McNamara is a push-over family man who makes working as an excuse to avoid his dysfunctional family, his pathetic wife Julia, his rebellious son Matt and daughter Annie. Christian on the other hand, is an arrogant, narcissistic, unethical, ladies man, who will do just about anything for money.
I never really bothered watching the rest of the series. It’s too exaggerated like that of a Mexican soap opera. And what’s up with that dude with the thick eyebrows and the big words? Christian’s son. He’s so annoying! I can’t believe women are swooning over him. He looks gay…wait, is
Crabman’s Song
2007-10-20 23:00:48
LMAO My Name is Earl’s recent episode Creative Writing is hilarious. Darnell’s imagination is the best though. I didn’t know he could sing like that. Here you can watch it:
Please Respect The Meat by Darnell Turner
P.S.
I heard that Jamie Presley had some help from Indianapolis cosmetic plastic surgeons or some place else. Just a rumor though.
The Heart of the Matter
2007-10-20 19:03:05
Listening to: Believe in Dreams by Flyleaf
Which is worse starving yourself or a visit to a plastic surgeon or some rhinoplasty in Beverly Hills and LA? People just disgust me sometimes. They’re willing to risk their lives just to look what other people want them to look like.
Just saw Grey’s Anatomy episode 4 today. Dr. Callie was right in blaming that guy who let his wife die because of starvation and over training. It’s unprofessional, but sometimes people just need a slap in the face to realize what they’ve done. It had been established that women are susceptible to poor body image, but men doesn’t have to make it worse. Especially those who tell their girlfriends or wives or even friends to lose weight so they could look “hot”. Ugh! This issue just irks me. It reminds me of Baz Luhrmann’s advice; “Don’t read beauty magazines, it’ll only make you feel ugly.”.
Anyway, Derek’s proposal to Meredith
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The Art of Kitten Huffing
2007-10-20 08:53:26
Hey Tom, here are some tattoo ideas for you, since you like kitten huffing so much.
Anyway, I found these cute pictures of kittens in an article about kitten huffing. According to the article, kitten huffing is a healthy alternative to street drugs. Let’s begin our study:
An unhuffed cute kitten.
Kitten
s should be tested first before they are released in the market.
Kittens are being sold in the streets illegally for huffing.
After buying them, they are stored here or ….
if you can’t contain your excitement, you could huff them right away.
This is another way of huffing using cats. Which is reportedly dangerous.
He is the father of Kitten huffing.
What the…! This perv shouldn’t even be here. This is huffing not hoffing.
Thus end the kitten huffing crash course. If you have any questions, don’t hesitate to comment.
Note: Hope Uncyclopedia doesn’t mind me stealing their pics. I just can’t help myself, they’re
Some Days It’s Hard To Be a One Girl Revolution
2007-10-20 12:07:15
One and Lonely
by Superchick
It’s not like they meant to hurt me
Watching TV, checking Britney, televised, my guys
Checking out her thighs and I roll my eyes and sigh
It’s not like I even need to be competing with unreality TV, fantasy
Not for a smart girl like me
Some days it’s hard to be a one girl revolution
[Chorus:]
Sometimes I have good days and it’s good to be me
Sometimes I get the best of insecurity
And it’s quite alright to be the one and only
But today I feel like the one and lonely
It’s not that I don’t know beauty is only skin deep
Just the skin I’m in, not the girl within
But one imperfection takes away my grin,
Not that I think I’m ugly, but
Acne throws me for a backslide
I won’t go outside
Makeup can’t hide how I feel inside
Some days it’s hard to be a one girl revolution
[Chorus]
Oh, the one and lonely
We all have bad hair days
Those nothing good about me days
Just keep moving on cause they’
I’m Sitting
2007-10-28 13:22:43
I was watching I’m Reed Fish earlier. It was an okay semi-indie film. All about the love and love lost of Reed Fish, set in a small town of Mud Meadows. But what I’m really excited about right now is the song From Where I’m Standing by the actress turn musician Schuyler Fisk. I’m sure you’ve seen her somewhere. The first time I seen her was in Babysitter’s Club. I was shocked when she sang, I never knew she could. I love the song, especially the acoustic. Here you could listen to it.
Oh and while I was looking for the video, I found this girl in YouTube with an Amazing voice and talent. Here’s her version of From Where I’m Standing.
From where i’m standing
you’re the quiet side of the road
you’re looking so lonely
and i can’t stop looking at you
your head is hanging
trying to beat those goodbye blues
i bet you’ll be fine
i bet you’ll be fine
i guess it’s not the way
you always
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Celebrating
2007-10-27 06:19:44
I got a PR 2! I got a Pr 2! Woohoo! *doing the chicken dance*
Earlier this morning, everybody was checking their blogs at the office because the long awaited Google update was finally here. When I checked this blog it didn’t have any PR at all. I felt so left out and disappointed. I said to myself, maybe it’s ’cause Turkey Whisperer is a young blog. But lo and behold! Google loves me after all! They gave me a PR 2. Not bad for a 1 month, 2 weeks and 5 day old blog.
News News News
2007-10-26 19:23:39
“If homosexuality is a disease, let’s all call in queer to work: ‘Hello. Can’t work today, still queer.’“, Robin Tyler.
Dumbledore is Gay! Yes my fellow junkies, if you haven’t heard the news yet, Miss Jo Rowling revealed this shocking news at Carnegie Hall. When a fan asked Jo, she said that Dumbledore is gay and had been in love with Grindelwald. It’s quite a stir she made, brave too.
All over the world, mixed feelings came off of this news. Some were horrified, some supportive, some just simply doesn’t care. Fans are justifying J.K. Rowling’s revelation as something of a step toward a tolerance to homosexuality. Dumbledore’s charater is a kind, respected, powerful man, and by saying he is homosexual is advocating the idea that being gay isn’t something to be embarassed about.
Personally, I think this is an absurd gimmick. I don’t care if he’s gay or not, but why reveal it now after the book i
Coinkydink
2007-10-26 06:55:37
Mohinder, “When confronted by our worst nightmares, the choices are few; Fight or flight. We hope to find the strength to stand against our fears but sometimes, despite ourselves, we run. What if the nightmare gives chase? Where can we hide then?”
Haha what a coinkydink. I just wrote about Kristen Bell being out of work and deserving much better than being just the voice of Gossip Girl, and now she’s in Heroes! Good for her. It looked like it wasn’t a main-stay role though, but at least she’s out there.
This week’s Heroes was entitled “Fight or Flight”. Matt and Nathan went to see Matt’s father and try to get some answers. It turned out that Matt’s dad has the same ability as him, telepathy, only much stronger and highly evolved. He can read and block Matt’s telepathic ability, not only that he could also induce a vivid telepathic vision. It was confirmed that Matt’s dad had been the one tormenting Molly
The Next Great American Flop?
2007-10-25 04:46:02
Oh man! I forgot to watch The Next Great
American
Band last October 19th. I know, I know, it’s a reality show yada yada yada … but my love for music surpasses my loath for reality shows so … bleh as my friend, the “Lep”, would say … fudge ya!
Anyway, The Next Great American Band is an American Idol spin-off. Both have the same concepts except the winner will not be a solo artist but instead a band. The similarity between the two shows doesn’t stop there. It is still judged by two men and a woman, John Rzeznik, Sheila E., and Ian Dickson. Dominic Bowden will be the host of the show, a former winner of the New Zealand Idol.
I heard that the premier episode got a poor rating. It placed fifth in the time slot. I have a feeling that this show will be a flop, but I still want to see it for myself though. And I promise I’ll rant and rave here if it is. So, stay tuned.
Laptop Dance.
2007-11-01 18:41:55
I been browsing through laptops trying to figure out what one I should get to replace my desktop. There are tons of brands out there and some affordable ones like Everex, Acer, Dell, Alienware, and many more. I was really hoping for a MacBook or better yet a MacBook Pro. But sadly, I cannot afford it. It has all the power one could want for at least a couple years. I’m sure there are tons of PC users that would disagree with my thinking Apple products are better. True Alienware products are powerful, maybe it’s just because I’ve always wanted a Mac. I need something for programming, graphic design, photography applications, and to act as my multimedia center since well… my T.V. is old and dying I need a Television upgrade. Since HD T.V.’s cost a fortune and I’m wanting a new camera and a laptop, I might as well plan on getting the best multitasker I can. I’d love to hear some tech recommendations if anyone wants to comment.
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